The most ironic thing about this is that in the American dollar, you'd see the motto: "In God We Trust", and at the same time, it is idolized. Teehee!
so why do churches ALWAYS take up so many offerings? Last church I went to would take up like 2 offerings on Sunday. The tithes, then the offering sometimes a "building fund". And if a guest- a "special offering"
If money isn't so important...why does the church always ask for so much?
"cause you are supposed to give god like 10 percent... "
I have to wonder if you are being sarcastic, because that didnt answer my question one bit (and yes I know about tithing and other shakedown bullshit)
@hipstermi Its not that money is bad, its that lusting after and throwing everything in your life aside for money is bad. Money is a great tool that can be used for both good ...or bad
Yes you must because you were very vague and didnt direclty answer my points. Tithes, another offering, a building fun, a visitor "special fund"...doesnt that seem a bit excessive? Churches arent taxed, they pay no taxes on purchases (even churches that dont do charity work) which does keep some revenue from the state as well. Hardly seems "non" profit and why gyp the state and local economy out of some revenue?
Lots of churches really dont help charities all that much.
@hipstermi Who cares? No one is putting a gun to your head forcing you to give anything. As long as you give at least your tithe you are obedient to the Word and you will be blessed. If a church uses money poorly or is corrupted by greed God will still bless you for obeying His Word and tithing.
@LuckyLadyV27 I don't believe ether exists but if god of the old testament was real he would be the most evil being in the universe. Infinite punishment for a finite crime is about the sickest thing I have ever heard of. You are deluded.
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Evil Evil Evil, I need a villain uh-hu. Your body in my mouth Devilicious! Do you people actually believe there is a devil? Thats fuckin retarded! Oh, wait you believe in gods too... you must be retarded. Buying in to all that obvious propaganda? time to wake up (and realize) Religions are companies selling an invisible product! Your being ripped off.
I pray that certain people will gain a sense of humor and realize that even though that satan is fake.... everything he said here is so true... even though a joke, its true... skitfu... im sorry man but you got to realize they have a sense of humor
Lol. I love this.
The most ironic thing about this is that in the American dollar, you'd see the motto: "In God We Trust", and at the same time, it is idolized. Teehee!
GeeLyria 3 weeks ago
Who plays the devil?
2010majestic 2 months ago
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great way to get The Word out..and hilarious!
twkyoscr 2 months ago
3:09 Yep. My thoughts exactly.
bmcelhattan 3 months ago
Good points about money...
so why do churches ALWAYS take up so many offerings? Last church I went to would take up like 2 offerings on Sunday. The tithes, then the offering sometimes a "building fund". And if a guest- a "special offering"
If money isn't so important...why does the church always ask for so much?
hipstermi 9 months ago
@hipstermi cause you are supposed to give god like 10 percent...
jonathan14ism 7 months ago
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@jonathan14ism
"cause you are supposed to give god like 10 percent... "
I have to wonder if you are being sarcastic, because that didnt answer my question one bit (and yes I know about tithing and other shakedown bullshit)
hipstermi 7 months ago
@hipstermi Its not that money is bad, its that lusting after and throwing everything in your life aside for money is bad. Money is a great tool that can be used for both good ...or bad
evo98custom 5 months ago
@hipstermi
Because they use it for charity, they use it to build up the church, they use it to help the poor
Must i really say more to you????
dimandgirl1 4 months ago
@dimandgirl1
Yes you must because you were very vague and didnt direclty answer my points. Tithes, another offering, a building fun, a visitor "special fund"...doesnt that seem a bit excessive? Churches arent taxed, they pay no taxes on purchases (even churches that dont do charity work) which does keep some revenue from the state as well. Hardly seems "non" profit and why gyp the state and local economy out of some revenue?
Lots of churches really dont help charities all that much.
hipstermi 4 months ago
@hipstermi Who cares? No one is putting a gun to your head forcing you to give anything. As long as you give at least your tithe you are obedient to the Word and you will be blessed. If a church uses money poorly or is corrupted by greed God will still bless you for obeying His Word and tithing.
stefen0603 4 months ago
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@stefen0603
"Who cares"
I do...and so should all the people churches are fleecing. "No one is putting a gun to your head"
Talking about fighting "satan" and "god needs this" or even going to hell and serious threats. I've also seen churches shame people who dont tithe.
"long as you give at least your tithe"
So why the guilt based other offerings?
Especially in harsh economies like this?
hipstermi 4 months ago
lol
i'm an atheist and this is hilarious and very entertaining
ZRadach 10 months ago
I like satan, he seems cool. God is the real evil prick
thesparitan 10 months ago
@thesparitan I pray that God changes your outlook! I pray that you see satan for the evil being that he is.
LuckyLadyV27 3 months ago
@LuckyLadyV27 I don't believe ether exists but if god of the old testament was real he would be the most evil being in the universe. Infinite punishment for a finite crime is about the sickest thing I have ever heard of. You are deluded.
thesparitan 3 months ago
These vids are great! lol Brings up some great points.
cpmammoth 10 months ago
hehehe i love it :)
itsjo33 1 year ago
god cant say us cant serve both God and me or sex which is awsome i peed lol gr8t video but its so true . satans a lierr
cici27luv 1 year ago
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Evil Evil Evil, I need a villain uh-hu. Your body in my mouth Devilicious! Do you people actually believe there is a devil? Thats fuckin retarded! Oh, wait you believe in gods too... you must be retarded. Buying in to all that obvious propaganda? time to wake up (and realize) Religions are companies selling an invisible product! Your being ripped off.
EvolvedHuman 1 year ago
"Satan is bad all the time. And all the time Satan is bad."
creole2kiss 1 year ago
lol this is funny
armykid567 1 year ago
I soooooo love this guy!! brilliant!!! You will hearing from my friends all the attorneys in the entire world hahahahaha
kennysandiso99 1 year ago
LOLOLOL! You'd think Satan could at least afford a personal accountant...
wstaib 1 year ago
you'll be hearing from my friends- all the attorneys in the world. made my day :)
froggiefun66 1 year ago
"Hey, don't let this show up on youtube either, ok?" HAHA
Hopienme 1 year ago
satan is kinda sexy....
chikechild 1 year ago
That was awesome!
drakgrotta 1 year ago
That is hilarious!
maverickmatttt 1 year ago
HALARIOUS! Satan cracks me up! HA
Good stuff!
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"Yeah....I mean yeah with another one" LOL!!!! "You'll be hearing from my friends...All the attorneys in the entire world"
carterraquel 1 year ago
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carterraquel 1 year ago
this is so funny...... satan looks like ben afflec
wereknotknomes 2 years ago
haha he really does look like ben !!
mrunknow91 2 years ago
dont let this show up on youtube either.
hahahahhahahaha
metalhead420fuq 2 years ago
I love the concept of satan reading the bible.
The attorney's crack was awesome :)
Failure2Excommunic8 2 years ago
I love my church
RaisedinChrist 2 years ago
that guys funny
jashuwah 2 years ago
hhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!
metalhead420fuq 2 years ago 2
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kinda boring....not my kind of humor...i love devil as a person humor stuff but in this case...meh no tnx........
Rauhel 2 years ago
Excellent video and so well thought out. Very funny.
hjkgufytfyug 2 years ago 10
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Wait, so is this video also saying that "TurboTax" is "cheating on your taxes"? Because that's what was implied and if so that's just pathetic >.>
iamthinbone 3 years ago
How's bout you watch it first?
sgtssstutter 2 years ago
He said "I don't cheat on my taxes, I use Turbo Tax" so...no.
berbakti 2 years ago
you will be hearing from my friends, all the attourneys in the entire world
Recon575 3 years ago 8
oops..guess it showed up on Youtube. lol ^_^
xsilentmuziKx 3 years ago
I pray that certain people will gain a sense of humor and realize that even though that satan is fake.... everything he said here is so true... even though a joke, its true... skitfu... im sorry man but you got to realize they have a sense of humor
Rus62789 3 years ago
this guy IS FLIPPIN BRILLIANRT
sweetgal15 3 years ago
Hey...this is good stuff! If you believe there's no heaven, you better hope you're right!
suthun69 3 years ago
Brilliant!
EBTHETVGUY 3 years ago 2
nice
mking2673 3 years ago
Love it LifeChurch...thanks for continuing to push us all forward...you guys rock!
nextlevelchurch 3 years ago
fantastic stuff. for those who want ppl to burn in hell for laughing, I'm going to be joining you. and I'm an xtian.
GentleFudge 3 years ago
hehe funny shit
nx2overide 4 years ago
If you do... GO BURN IN HELL!!
jesushengerogdingler 4 years ago
Do you have anything against jesus?
jesushengerogdingler 4 years ago
Yes, yes I do.
skitfu 4 years ago
God bless you, I pray that the Lord soften your heart and open your eyes. Amen
jstperez1 4 years ago
I pray your eyes open and you gain a sense of reason. Amen
skitfu 4 years ago
yes! i was hoping this would show up here, when he said it better not lol
bubbabrand 4 years ago
hillarious!
jdayala1 4 years ago
I love the idea - Great plan to use this setting.
dbthedoulos 4 years ago
brilliant!
mikeutech 4 years ago