LA Noire Gameplay and Commentary

[L0calkiller]

You are full of ass hole? Lol

[TreyAndNateStudios]

Why does this guy get dislikes??? ALL of his vidz are funnny as hell stop hatein

[TheDannyDangerSHOW]

"oh boy"

[Samaugsch]

@iMoB999 He puts Sherlock Holmes to shame.

[Samaugsch]

@EpicAwesomnes That's the only time quoting the video bothers me: when it's the entire thing. You might as well say, "Every word from this video is comedy gold."

[derekde2]

I lol`d at 6:40

[FebreezedHD]

@dezagon7892 it also Syncs at 2:08

[guitarman88ify]

may i procede are r u just gonna shove a cactus up ur ass? XD

[TomLe4593]

@Cartmanfan99 i prefer the Heavy Rain style. Gameplay is ok but i dont like the part whatever u done, the case still closed even that u fail every ques

[Koryo8]

Who would have guessed that the best deals sign is the killer??

[tyguy209]

I laughed so hard...

:)

[Cartmanfan99]

Good vid but I hate the video game LA noire it's horrible

[XzFUZEzX]

you're freakin me the fuck out ass ears

[TheSittingmoose]

6:10 "Thank you for your cooperation Mr.Dudley, as for everyone else in the diner you can go fuck your self"

LOL

[123japancs]

this game looks sweeeeeet

[xxxxcowsxxxx]

My last name is patterson u must get revenge on the sign!!

[aeropostale608]

" so it was a pair of floppy nipples. i always knew this would happen" lmao

[RLmike1234]

I laughed quite a bit when I got to this case

[maxorox226]

OH YOU ARE FULL ON ASSHOLE THAT IS A FULL ON LIE!

[MrPoggsify]

HAHA 4:18 - 4:20 is perfect sync to their lips

[rufusbruder]

This was your dummit one I'm dis a pontid

[macattackk29]

@rufusbruder i dont even know what the fuck you're trying to say

[bcbrewers15]

you should've called the ghostbusters

[bcbrewers15]

prostitute with a gun that is trouble

[sauserdis]

do garry's mod

[MultiCreatureFeature]

"Whoa... Bitch.... Hey Bitch...." That's how I talk to everyone I know.

[072748023]

Mr. Dougley, the name's Cr1tikal. Private Investigator Cr1tikal. 

[tf2fan006]

My Bucket List

#1 Meet Cr1tiKal

#2 go back ikn time and meet little Cr1tikal

#3 play a video game with Cr1tikal

#4 have a fight with Cr1tikal

#5 die to the hands of Cr1tikal

[MrsVegeta1]

FIRST COMMENT!! dude u needa comrntary award. u r hilarious. Subbed!

[xEchoxWarriorx]

Hi, Im Detective Slimy Scrodom. And you R.....

[newwarkngames]

i have watched toby play also play and i think critikal isfunnier

[iAmTheFelixZ]

you're must the most funniest guy on youtube xDDD

[6AN6oodmanA6]

Bitch! Haha

[dezagon7982]

Anyone else notice that at 4:15, his voice syncs perfectly with Cole's lips?

[haresh1998]

im soooo annoyed with ur fuckin mouth.

[DaPreyChippy]

@haresh1998 What the fuck are you, 14 years old? You obviously are new to Cr1tikal, and if u have a problem, dont give a negative fucking comment, just change video. When talking down, you are bound to get shit back for it.

[dodabender]

@haresh1998 Now now you little ass-plunger, I would suggest you get your tits together and get that fist out of your dick-hole. Learn to show some respect to Mr. Critikal or I'll slap your asshole until you shit out of your mouth.

[sam123harmony]

Detective Slimy Scrotum XD

[Ditio100]

thumbs up if u subscribed

[TrojanKing009]

"Best deals sign accused for murder" LOL

[Kligor2]

LA Noire looks like an old style saints row!

[karooo53]

99 people work with the sign

[TheBansheeBomb]

What's the beef?

[flanoodle]

the sign must die! -:0

[laxslacker01]

This guys hilarious

[matto3399]

he acctually got stabbed by wifey

[blazegirl90]

Haha Im on this level

[MartoftheWall]

My head hurts from loling

[Jokerrose57]

Ha... Women drivers...

[StephenCaney]

The sing is the killer

[CADEWP01]

my last name is patterson



[TheRealXboxNerd]

98 people were killed by the Best Deals sign

[gtasafan5]

Cr1tikal the Detective, sign murder down by 70%

[lizzielautner101]

I love how he was like, "Thank you for your cooperation, Mr. Dudley." Even though he just had a fight with him XD And then when he said, "As for everyone else in the diner you can go fuck yourself." I was laughing hella.

[Magneticyam99]

cr1Tikal i am employing you as a detective 

[natcat1111]

can anybody tell me where i can see his face? like a picture?

[TheNigerianScammer]

can you stop talking you cunt

[norrissaget]

@TheNigerianScammer yo douchebag you are full of asshole 

[IwubMaiColettie]

@TheNigerianScammer Oh, you are full of asshole!

[brainbang1]

He means your a sipping form that ine glass of justice jizz.

[CabooseBlue13]

Alright, Ass Ears, your freaking me the fuck out!

I laughed my ass off!

[RyuichiShoda]

''Best deals'' sign accused of murder.

I lol'd so hard!

[iBoggodfather]

Too bad this game basically is an interactive movie....

[ProductionsPlatypus]

i wan this guy to make the script for a game

[Jokerrose57]

I bet your girlfriend is laughing her ass off. I wonder how you would do commentary when you have sex with her. >.>

[Sonofanoob]

I ran over the sign because of this video.

[ilikebacon1215]

i laghed the whole video from 00:00 to 10:33 xD lmfao

[GirlofanAlchemist123]

I'm just mesmerized by the lifelike quality they give each and every character nowadays, especially Ms. Perry, this is the only game I see come close to human perfection...

[Izahdnb]

@GirlofanAlchemist123 It's because they used a new technique called MotionScan to get real actors animated in the game :)

[GirlofanAlchemist123]

@Izahdnb Is it different from Motion Capture like the suit with the little ball things on it?

[Izahdnb]

@GirlofanAlchemist123 /watch?v=aL9wsEFohTw

[GirlofanAlchemist123]

@Izahdnb Youtube won't let you put video links in the comments.... I can't click on it

[Jsakadonvito123456]

@GirlofanAlchemist123 .... copy and paste it in the the URL

[GirlofanAlchemist123]

@Jsakadonvito123456 oh kk thank u

[OnexOfxAxKindxDork]

"Thats detective slimey scrotum" LOLOLOL

[kurt90065]

your funny as hell man

[SuperFizzledizzle]

"Detective Slimy Scrotum" I don't know what to say other than I love you.

[Gourdosponge]

You'd make a really good detective.

[messynessie123]

You just started and you can drive that well? Someone needs to show this video to Tobuscus!

[xXMaGGoXx]

"you are full of asshole"

You just got yourself a new subscriber.

[THEMEGADEVILOFUTUBE1]

subed your badass

[igykalen]

The sign is still at large lol

[kingkeule257]

SO FUCKING FUNNY!

[jrat100]

LOL "THE ONLY PERSON YOU CAN TRUST IS DUDLEY."

[5013Mikey]

i like how this guy said the woman is a lying whore but the bartender is telling the truth xD

[rgcover]

My Bucket List

#1 Meet Cr1tiKal

#2 Meet Cr1tiKal

#3 Meet Cr1tiKal

[rapzjk]

@rgcover Your life is douche.

[KingdomheartsII]

@rgcover

My #1 is to have sex with Cr1tiKal. Meeting him is good too.

[RLmike1234]

@rgcover You don't meet Cr1TiKaL, he meets you. And then rubs your nipples.

[americancitizeen]

0:09 who else saw the magically appearing sign.

[BANANAZAREGUD]

Why is everyone fighting about a video you should just watch the video and enjoy it being as that's probably the reason you came here

[skyrozz10]

↓fail argument↓

[Ultisymo]

The new law and order series: CI (Cr1tikal's Intent)

[speedthisup2]

goatfucker lol

[Sum41FoEva]

@danty362 I'm pretty sure that's just a rumor.

[Vi0letVelvet]

If this video were a potatoe..well, it'd be a good potatoe.

[goodygoody23]

@Vi0letVelvet Only if you could spell potato of course

[TheReck12]

yeah the best deals sign killed

[danty362]

@RevengeAsylum his lung collapsed

[jrachal4]

@danty362 Only partially thank god... I can only imagine the pain he went through.

[RevengeAsylum]

Make A NEW VIDEO CR1tikal!!!!!

[OneShot2230]

I'm from the Netherlands and i am watching Cr1tikal

[Searcheur]

i love how he says to the female witness BITCH, HEY BITCH

[OrgasmicPancakes]

WERE BOUT TO THROW DOWN IF YOU KEEP THIS ATTITUDE UP

[XTheFamilyGuyFanX]

@puritymaggot1 the yellow bick road is on the wizard of oz genious...

[puritymaggot1]

@XTheFamilyGuyFanX oh crap thats what i meant sorry bout that

[klaykill]

have you played happy wheels yet?

[XTheFamilyGuyFanX]

the dislike bar is like justin beiber's dick- its tiny and shouldn't be there!

[TheSpartan1024]

@XTheFamilyGuyFanX like no ones, ever heard that one bro...

[madmanwithaknife123]

I need a weiner rub who can assist me. He needs to make more videos

[xdesmo]

why you don't have more subscribers you're the greatest commentator (don't know if that the word). you're a worldwide famous, i'm from mexico and i think people from other countries are watching you.

[rippedlampshade]

"It was busy and all I heard was the impact"

Cr1tical: Oh wow, so what you are saying is that it wasn't a hit and run, but in fact, a pair of floppy nipples did this to Mr Patterson?

LMAO

[Revolution5268]

i always knew the sigh was the bag guy just look at it... pure evil.

[Revolution5268]

has anyone laugh at the beginning that critikal is driving insane... because i do.

[MrDeathshadow89]

"it's the fucking sign!"

[VirusAX]

I literally ROFL'd at 6:22 xDD

[zachsylvester]

When u gonna make new la one

[MissBlueKiss]

I smile at Smosh, Tobuscus, Shane Dawson, and everyone else. But Cr1t1k4l? I seriously pee myself laughing so hard.

[MegaStefs]

@MissBlueKiss ewww. shane dawson and smosh suck ass.

[TheHipHoppotamus]

@MegaStefs smosh is fucking hilarious you stupid cunt

[MegaStefs]

@TheHipHoppotamus If your a thirteen year old girl with no sense of humor.

[TheHipHoppotamus]

@MegaStefs Or if you're not an uptight faggot.

[MegaStefs]

@TheHipHoppotamus Uptight faggot? How old are you? I'm uptight if i don't like sellout assholes who think there funny because they made one good video? I honestly liked them before they started there "hey Anthony guess what...... fart!" and you think that's funny? When i was your age i was watching SCTV..

[TheHipHoppotamus]

@MegaStefs Shut the fuck up. arguing with you is like arguing with a dogs asshole. If you dont like smosh, keep it to your self you fuckface.

oh and im 15.

[MegaStefs]

@TheHipHoppotamus Ha. Your obsessive swearing makes you sound like an asshole. With you comment and love for smosh, i am going to guess you don't have alot of friends.

[MegaStefs]

@TheHipHoppotamus And your really fun to mock. Keep your generic oblivious hate comments coming. Please. Your probably very troubled. Do the world a favor and quit the internet.

[TheHipHoppotamus]

@MegaStefs Just shut the fuck up. You're not even worth arguing with you sad fuck. I'm not even gonna read if you say anything back so don't even bother you fucking loser.

[MegaStefs]

@TheHipHoppotamus 1. You can't really shut up over the internet (impossible as i do not talk) 2. I have obviously "hit a nerve" of yours and now that your angry i have power. You honestly fail at arguing because i can tell your IQ is miniscule because instead of proving why you like Smosh you instead say "shut the fuck up. No surprise your 14. Leave the internet.

[xx24x7xx]

immediate sub.

[feonicks]

well, at least he's better at playing this than tobuscusXD

[funnyfrek8]

haha i love this game i like how is name is cole when mine is kole

[NineExe]

he still has a dazzle ?!

[MegaGummyBeary]

"The only ornament can impale on his stomach would be an erect dick on a front of a car"

I image what that car look like I shit on my pants..

[xclugflo]

I vomited i laughed so hard

[ronniew97]

Anyone else notice at 0:41 it says his name is Lester Pattison

"Lester Patterson. That's interesting... I don't know if that's his real name to be honest with you."

[bednarskimatthew]

I'n memory of Cr1tiKaL, I destroy every Best Deals sign I see in LA Noire

[70tristina]

Fine glass of justice milk! xD

[marw00t]

The hints given by body language in this game is simply awsome. never seen anything like it

[wassimzombi]

it's the fucking sign!!! i knew it!!

[mochamegan123]

3:43 HAHAHAAHAHA

[ilikefalloutgames]

How does my dick taste "Great Deals"?

[pandapunch1]

The new law and order series: CSVU, Cr1tical's Special Victims Unit

[NickRockSocks]

Should commentate the impossible quiz 1 or 2

[simpsonfuturama1]

"Alright I'm gunna start with the face" nuf' said

[MyCrash97]

he should totally play duke nukem forever

[MissPDXvlogs]

"Thanks for your cooperation Mr.Dudley, as for everyone else in the dinner, you can go fuck yourself." :D bahaha

[WeegeeTetroxide]

that is one cunning sign if he dodged a car

[ThatShieldshockGuy]

ahh what a nice video, i especialy liked the part where...wait...someone is at the door.

Best deals sign? What are you doing here?

Wait...put down that knife best deals sign...what are you doing! NO GET AWAY! AHHHHHHGGGGGKKKKKK!!!!

[PhotoShopKing17]

i love how he is like bitch your lieing to the girl and to the guy, he is speaking from the bottom of his heart ahaha

[goremurder10]

i think the godfather game was better

[caleb1823]

Dont worry i got the dam sign :D

[GSCommander]

What a boringass game. Thank god for the good commentary.

[MissBlueKiss]

LOL They should make "L.A. Noire: Revenge of Best Deals" :3

[TheJakejake999]

detective slimy scrotum:P

[wowspare]

PLEEEEEEASE do a commentary for GTA 4!

[xCatalystVI]

4:24 do the dugie. lol

[lightismystrength]

"i saw a telephone! Who should i call? I don't have a choice fuck" ROFLMAO

[SpriteFactoryProduct]

My grandfather is dying as I type this, and a blue frosting sugar cookie couldn't cure my blues, so know I'm watching Cr1tikal and I'm feeling a little better :)

[cathasthoughts]

I'd love to see more of your LA Noire commentary!

[soccerboy1996]

3:42 lol

[Severepwner]

Homicidal driving, prostitutes, police with anal cactuses, erect car ornaments, bartenders you can trust, and signs killing people. This game is fucking insane.

[taytay3087]

@Severepwner

your forgetting men by the name of lester patterson!

[Grantofglyn]

@Severepwner Its not a good game

[Severepwner]

@Grantofglyn Yeah it is. I played it dickhead.

[Grantofglyn]

@Severepwner Fuck off, this game sucks ass... cunt

[Severepwner]

@Grantofglyn You suck ass the game was awesome.