Michael Ian Black Reads From His New Kids Book Chicken Cheeks

[Serinity84]

Bring Back Stella!!!!!

[wyattohse1]

Pure genius

[Wrathmont313]

He is my favorite man right now

[TheNostaglicFlower]

I think I might had read that book when, I was younger because the pictures looked distinctive.

[pokemonadventureteam]

How humiliating it must have been to be in a chicken suit while reading a kid's book about butts, then creepily smiles when he finishes reading a page. Yup, this makes sense.

[EmptyCanofDrPepperJr]

@pokemonadventureteam yeah exactly ad the book itself is predictable and trite!

[owloeil]

I WANT THIS BOOK

[intimateapocalypse]

michael ian black just successfully trolled the children of america

[TheGrungeGamer]

And I'm saying to myself "This is the same guy from MTV's The State" reading a kid's book.

First, it's Adam Sandler...then Ice Cube...now Michael Ian Black.

Man, are we all getting older & appropriate through the years.

[gonzopoet00]

simple intellectual wordplay can go a long way... 

[odiouspariah]

The background music is from March of the Wooden Soldiers...

[artistsandbox]

donkey dick, ah , cow dick . . .elephant dick

[GreyBarnum]

not really a CHILDRENS BOOK

[ricerice566]

Hahah @djlurch, it's like his life is just one ongoing twisted joke

[tkbadgirl]

This CANT be a real book. omg! XD

[TheMidnightMischief]

54 people don't know the meaning of the word "humor"

[ruliak]

This is so cute!

[mak1759]

Stay classy San Diego

[snipelfritz]

I've never wanted kids before, but now...well I still don't... but I almost wish I did just so I could read them this book.

[malsmarola7]

@snipelfritz have you ever thought about becoming an uncle

[cplbarns]

"I'll take my prize Nobel committee." this dude is classic! 

[WeynWild]

wtf?

[kingbeefee]

It would've been just as funny if he read it while wearing a ghillie suit.

[rainecloud]

My boyfriend surprised me with this book last night. I love him so much for it!

[assasination0sam]

WHY. AM. I. WATCHING. THIS.!!?

and... he smiles so retarted....

and hes scary freaky creepy etc.

[Ch00B3rt96]

MUST BUY NOW

[NavinJohnson90]

He's my little everything bagel.

[jcgamer107]

Hahahaha OMG this videos fantastic. The way he's looking at the camera while turning the page, in his chicken suit. "I'll take my prize now Nobel commitee" lol that's not even the right award! He's making fun of his own book as he reads it hahaha great!

[xsmanriquez]

i LOVE his style!!! i luv MIB!!

[tysweetdrums]

I'll take my prize nobel committee

[TubeOfLaughes]

2:04 smoooooooooth :P

[DStroyU]

fuckin' genius.

[skjamog]

now I can identify animals via their behinds

[NinetiesYouth]

Saw this guy in a McDonalds in NYC.

[mildew2yahoo]

mzbekka you are an idiot!

[MrBubbaloo]

your right, because a dozen other children authors are literary geniuses writing complex metaphors for 3 year old kids, THATS THE WAY CHILDRENS BOOKS ARE WRITTEN! and how does writing a childrens book directly correspond to intelligence anyway?

[mzbekka]

this guy is probably the lowest form of life on this planet, he has realised that all his braincells have deteriorated from drinking so much that the only way he could possibly make money is combine all the brainpower from the last 3 cells left to come up with this book about animal asses, and all you clowns think its gold. MY GOD!!! what has the world come to?

[MrBubbaloo]

oh and good job posting the same comment twice

[Schlepp420]

you know its like not real right?

[crashinglikehc]

it is a real book that he wrote

[BradleySherwoodFan]

Actually, for a children's book it is kind of golden. It's a nice little exploration of language, introducing puns, alliteration and rhyme. And yes, the humour is juvenile. Guess what - that's the definition of children. Get the stick out of your ass.

.x.Sess.x.

[kaotikkoala]

I completely agree with you. It seems juvenile but its actually quite genius.

[EarpVangorden]

@mzbekka Why does anyone like something you don't like? It's totally unbelievable!

[acegikmoconspiracy]

MIB is the fucking man

[MellofeverKrazy]

Gltusmacsumas

[djslurch]

Michael Ian Black has no soul...and I love him for it. :P

[rikimarudevil]

LOL, i'm actually going to go buy that book RIGHT now

[Detaliah]

God, I love that man.

[ghostmonkeyrape]

it a joke idiots

[primrosehoneyflower]

it's actually sold on Amazon. Twat.

[itsrastakitty]

"Twat" is such a great word. Too bad we won't see a children's book called "Chicken Twat".

[breehernandez]

lmfao

[TAYLORAVERY]

MIB FTW IAG!

[bunsandchouchou]

That was hilarious!

[earthmother]

i like it...i want it

i will have it

[mxisaac]

That's really cool man. I love the book. The kids will like it as well. Good luck on your venture into the bookworm world!

[evanjorgensen]

STELLAA!!

[codyclarke]

Michael Ian Black is Jesus

[dodopoopinpoop]

This is probably the funniest video CBS has to offer.

[musicman12]

Hahahah, What a thing to appreciate. He's kind of unfriendly in person but he's still got a great sense of what makes good, new comedy.

[ciphernemo]

I'm confused. Is this for real? Or is he being sarcastic?

[sydnytt]

ciphernemo: split the difference and you've got the most probable answer. Anyway, this man is hilarious.

the ends!

[earthmother]

there's a difference?

[brianwdowney]

You're the Man, Michael

[KCrenshaw09]

W.T.F....

[dlm579]

Definitely at true story :O)

[madkid141]

wow this really made me cry on how scary this is .sniff.sniff.=(

[HantaBananta]

THE ENDS :D

Love the chicken suit xDDDD

[cuzIcan002]

lmao your lucky i wasnt high or i would have tripped the fuck out Chicken Cheeks lol

[humdrum99]

wah

wah

wah

*spank*

owowowowow

*bite*

edit edit edit edit

*take to court for plaigarism*

wah

[Tannerislegend]

this. is. freaky.

[xratedcontent]

WTF...

[sheepers411]

Congratulations.

Michael Ian Black featured your (and all the other WTF's) comment.

:)

Lucky.

[sheepers411]

On his blog, I meant.

[Whiran]

>.>

[r0b21613]

...

im going to have nightmares forever

thanks to you cbs

this is the most disturbing thing i have ever seen

Thank you.

[DrayBryan]

the ends lololol

[asian07boi]

wtf is tis...shit is dumb ass hell...loli;

[Ghostface58]

WTF

[TwoOssify]

LMAO! I love this!!

[oliverclothesove]

lolwut?

[qq2420444]

看不懂

[arlekinofnightmares]

fail

[hedleypanama]

これなんですか！Qué heces son estas?

I can not understand what is the moral of the story.

[AcePilot101]

Sick sex and kids don't mix.

NOT funny.

[fnnyjnny1414]

FIRST OFF its water not whiskey, alcohol just makes a person thirstier.

SECONDLY --exactly how did he mix SEX into the children's book? it was all G-rated! As in for General Audiences..

did you hear Black straight out say ASS?

LASTLY, its all for shits and giggles, I found the bK, funny my little brother found it funny, its not that serious .I mean come the bK had two words (tops!) on each page.

Again , its not that serious .

[oak91td]

he's not a actually showing this book to kids retard

[yukushiro]

... what the hell was that!!??

[ZoKayComputer]

Hilarious.

[sakura16gisy]

lol

[OhSnapItsEricFTW]

He use 2 be on stella. I miss that show =\

[sakura16gisy]

When I read Michael Ian Black and kids book I knew something was wrong... lol he's always so funny!

[dustbunny555]

notice he chugs the wiskey and continues his buzz teaching children that it is ok to look at butts

[audifreak16]

lol =))

what program was used to make this video?

[diegopeixoto11]

lost

[momefromage]

yeah so there was a lot of animal asses...

[themexakin]

i don't think that is a kids book, it's AO rated. this vid is funny.

[AstralSerpent]

This guy is fucking hilarious

[lindseys19]

wtf

[tomatoanna]

what did he take before?

[dooditsanuhh]

is this supposed to be a joke?

is this a real book?

i dont get it..

[lanmeima]

SO <<<<<

[rreeddoo]

LMAO

[HamConfYouthForum]

Why can these ridiculous videos be accessed in Canada, but videos that seem interesting are not?

[PlayerVsPlayer]

this guy should be cremated... ALIVE!

[safibn1]

uhh...oh...umm..Am I the only one who doesn't see something very disturbing about this?

[Dzon69lee]

ae bre debili

[CPklownie]

wtf

[d2girls]

This guy is a fucking genius.

[lazytrunks]

lol'd hard

[TuPadreGonzalez123]

that was kinda messed up and weird- lol

[Barandonyms]

LMAO CLASSIC :P

It was kinda slow at the beginning, but at "The Ends" I just died cuz of how amazingly stupid yet awesome this was :D

[123supra123]

wow lmao do they pay u $8 dollors an hour 4 this

[moebigsley1976]

What?

Chicken Butt.

That Xylophone player has got MAD skillz yo!

[eabuhadi]

i felt sleepy

[weofparadigm]

Was that supposed to make me laugh? Animals and their respective asses? How is that funny in any way?

[kovos]

This was so freaking weird that at some point it made me laugh and at the same time feel uncomfortable lols, whats with that guy and behinds....weiiird....

[OBurgerO]

Seems like most of you have never even been around a kid. Either that or you're retarded.

[vhoney94]

that was really dumb

[Fathersquirrel]

That was pathetic. Not even a 4 year old would laugh at that.

[coolman5242]

this video has the word black and chiken in it!

racist!

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

It is a frightening moment in a man's life when he realizes that all the things he's been thinking for the past week or so of are most suitable for the consumption of toddlers. But hey I've been there, I'm still there.

[JQisAwesome]

boring, not funny. expected more from MIB.

[kesleyandsparrow]

......... -.-

[Tuto778]

esto es una gran mierda vale hongo

el pollo pedofilo culiao vales hongo hijo de la mil puta mather fuck

[LHEADE]

lol

[birdie0man]

it's funny because it's satirical, he did an interview with himself on the micheal showalter showalter from college humor it makes this alot funnier

[denixos]

what a total penis xD

[M4sT3rPRO]

so this is funny??

[Mangina9000]

for certain four year olds it may very well be. it involves animals and butts, so why not.

[j2201987]

Be positive.

[Tjuga]

This video could be interesting when you're drunk. Too bad I'm not.

[ohlookproductions]

watch?v=eYrj4cPWUOM

[co31nA]

omg,when i want to slepp,this is the video that i'm gonna watch

[minijensen00]

wtf was that?? so boring !

[javierconcordia1993]

Zoofilia.

[unclefingers]

i think this would make kids grow up liking butts and wanting to put their faces in butts. not a good thing but good for a laugh. read it to them when they are 12 lol

[Soratailspoop]

Pretty cool.. :)

[saftaromanul]

wooow sex

[luiscamara1]

this sucks 1/5

[nedmano]

idiot

[comedyman112]

+1 :)) di endz

[JohnnyReborn665]

Wouldn't want my kid ending up a retards due to these stuff.

Rather teach him the right stuff not to make him beleieve things like this.

Breakes the poor kids heart.:|

[blacky159]

what a cock.

[TheAjentJ]

rofl i dunno what i just watched but michael ian black is hilarious

[wvwvvwvwvwvw]

merda

[Americanrocker777]

michael ian black is an oddball

[quickhick]

Prediction: this will be regarded as the War & Peace of the 21st century.

[IggyArtist]

Sick! What kind of child book is that? Start 'em off young to becoming perverts?

[peppsss1]

ROFL hes a commedian idiot!

[esaivaz]

naruto

[shampsdc]

what

[ARandomCanadian]

cockhead

[flyingpangpa]

i wont this book

[svendage]

hehe nice movie!

[LukeThinnes]

I love Michael Ian Black!!! He was himself on Tom Goes to the Mayor, funniest shit ever!

[faousa1]

so idiotic

[divine0dude]

dude... i hope they payed you enough for this humiliation ...

[THEKapergame]

wtf is is this ???

[meatybum]

lol i love micheal ian black hes the g. stella was one of the funniest things on tv.

[JAIMEJOEL13]

Yeah! Brazilian Wax...Nice!!!

[Kbrnboy]

Ah Brazilian wakz hehe, nice

[Daviticus1000]

Do they give Nobel Prizes for children's books? I don't think so...but maybe they should start! :)

[PivotShitz]

That suit is very hot isn't it?

5/5 :D

[GroverKent]

Michael Ian Black is doing kids books now? Haha, that's kind of cool, and quite an amusing little book; but then again, Michael Ian Black's one of the funniest comedians ever!

[daledoe]

"this is a twofer"

[teratogen42]

I love it. Good job MIB!

[VideoBookMan]

hahah, i love michael ian black. from the state, to stella, wet hot, and his stand-up. his book of essays, my custom van - is laugh out loud friggin' hysterical. awesome that he's doing kids books now.

[abarzilai664]

CBS owns Simon and Schuster, so expect more of this.

[Bishop0313]

I think I got dumber by watching this. Almost makes me wish I was back in my heavy drug years... Nahhhh!!!

I'm the first there watch the video and comment