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I am a musician. I have to say this. I've played on almost all of the shows. Leno (great guy), Conan (great guy and he was fun) , Letterman (prick), but out of all the shows I've done? Kimmel was the absolute best. It was by FAR the loosest show I've done. He and Bobcat were so fun and relaxed. It is the best show to do. And in my opinion the best on late night. I did have fun on Conan tho. Max is a tool but that's ok.
Jimmy, is it necessary to introduce this segment the same freaking way every time? I mean come on! All Dave Letterman has to say is... Tonight's Top Ten! Less talk and more of the actual segment please. They can be funny.
whos bogore
tabog786 6 days ago
37 ppl are mad because elmos cock is still bigger than theres
dmd356 2 weeks ago 3
Rubber Duckie, joy of toys
When I **** you, you make noise...
Childhood = Destroyed. XD
MrCaspianX 3 weeks ago 2
Damn, Elmo's VERY well hung...
superlizard234 3 weeks ago 2
37 people had Elmo's d**k waved at them.
ZAAPresident 3 weeks ago
Fuck you men and babies.
nooobsaibot 1 month ago
LMAO!!! I'll never look at Ernie's rubber duckie the same way again!!!
Diggy22 1 month ago
1:40 XD laughed so hard I almost choked.
Flamerson56 1 month ago
****ing is a very hard thing to do, very hard, and takes alot of practice XD
prettykristy13 1 month ago
its killing me i can't breath
HolTomas 1 month ago
elmo wave to mr.noodle with his &@*%! LMFAO
malc873 1 month ago
I saw this at school today
ClayR111 1 month ago
why does the cat look like hitler?
brosayWHAT 1 month ago 3
idiots
adonis4441 2 months ago
lmao elmo have a big red cock!!
M40M40Y1NP31 2 months ago
Tumbs up if you've got this from Omegle
LizLyrics 2 months ago
Is that former Yankees Mgr. Joe Torre at 0:44 secs?
kd4adv 2 months ago
Poor kitty :(
2ninjas1blade 3 months ago
Mr Noodle looks like a recovering alcoholic.
Trashcansam123 3 months ago
Rubber ducky joy o joy when I fuck u u make noise
SuperWierdo15 3 months ago
WHA? OH NO NO NO!
zorakid08 3 months ago 2
WHADDYA WANT ****FACE? lmao
Tobikicksass 3 months ago
win
paperarcher 3 months ago
1:03 Why is Elmo's foot censored?
Mikeruler17 3 months ago
@Mikeruler17 do you really want me to answer that question?
scottski02 3 months ago
@Mikeruler17
they blurred it to make it look like his cock
darkspider4444 3 months ago
@Mikeruler17 so it looks like his dick.
margig98 3 months ago
i love censored kid shows
InsertNameHere297 3 months ago
WHY DOES MY BRAIN AUTOMATICALLY REPLACE THE BLEEP WITH A BAD WORD?!
DaOneNaruto 4 months ago
lol this is so epic haha
ZakRoM 4 months ago
Thanks borgore for making me laugh
sputcher 4 months ago 6
Borgore send me !!
MrLindertje 4 months ago 28
@MrLindertje English fail.
Eddieklc 4 months ago
fuck the fcc
oh sorry f*** the fcc
24codfan 4 months ago
Elmo, you made me quite embarrassed.
MW3VideoVault 4 months ago
i showed my friend the elmo scene at lunch today he died and i did too i was dying and crying
WildfireWiffler44 4 months ago
NOOOO Grover :-(
He's not bulletproof like the real heroes!
OptiMystic8 4 months ago
ah **** you Matt and Katie
BoneBreaker003 5 months ago
i died at 1:03
WildfireWiffler44 5 months ago 2
OSCAR!! LOL
FreakinNate 5 months ago
my favorite part is fucking the kitty....
td31g 5 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa the elmo part was hilarious
blackboy88h 5 months ago
YOUR WELCOME AMERICA!
purplegill10 5 months ago
If you see something suspicious, you have to act immediately!
/shoots.
You're welcome America!
webkinzloveme4 5 months ago
that elmo...naughty, naughty boy....
15gnrgurl 5 months ago
lol oscar
evilsqueezle 5 months ago
NOOOOOOOOO POOR KITTEN!!!!!!!!!
superlizard234 5 months ago
0:51- 1:06...
KatyForever93 5 months ago
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
DownloadPranks 5 months ago in playlist Unnecessary censorship
that cat looks like hittler
elmer293 5 months ago
oscar: what do you want fuck face? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
codimis 5 months ago 3
@codimis lol my name is oscar
spartanf34 5 months ago
super grover got shot lol
goldensolder44 6 months ago
YOOOOO elmo is carrying
nbasam110 6 months ago
Damn Elmo O-o
ClownMonstaa 6 months ago
I love sesame street even more now...just hope its around when I finally have children.
TopflightGman 6 months ago
0:37 fuckin hillarious
msinclair1991 6 months ago
1:00
MultiVietMinh 6 months ago
Lmfao!!!!!!
70fu 6 months ago
i like kittens but not that much
MegaVGmaster 6 months ago
ahhh **** you math and babies :D
frozenflamegaby 6 months ago
OSCAR! Ha ha.
ADHAL 6 months ago
Im emotionally crying because of the elmo bit.
sneakyooo7 6 months ago
zoe: *shoots grover*
you're welcome america :D
happyfanfeet 6 months ago
1:00 i laughed so hard i thought i would die!
reesepuff719 6 months ago
Censorship is -THE SUPRESSION OF SPEECH- or other public communication
which may be considered objectionable, harmful, sensitive, or inconvenient to the general body of people -AS DETERMINED BY A GOVERNMENT-, media outlet, or other controlling body.
FUCK YOU!!! NOW CENSOR THAT BITCH!!!
zwareshag 6 months ago
he dose look like hitler the cat 0.0
elmer293 6 months ago
The kitten looks like hitler. o.o
ChuckieNS 6 months ago
Amazing that a censor can can make sesame street so wrong;)
ShanelleRoxUrSox 6 months ago
The part of elmo and Mr. Noddles xD
It maked me laugh to death!!
loki0111 6 months ago
Would you mind if i f%?! you little kitten
ChickenNugget814 6 months ago
WHEN I F*** YOU, YOU MAKE NOISE.
christehchris 7 months ago
What do you want f**k face???
Original script
originaliceawu1st 7 months ago
Mr Noodle is in shock
ELMO is a third person crazed maniac!
4evrpeace1 7 months ago
"I'm going to wave to mr noodle with my *****!"
"ur welcome america!!"
4evrpeace1 7 months ago
I want to F*** you!!
Huh? NO NO NO!!
brianklick 7 months ago
Joe Torre would know
ABCDragonman35 7 months ago
F**king does take practise.
avira151 7 months ago
The cat sounds so f**king weird! lol rofl
HayForr065 7 months ago 13
i love the elmo one! i bet mr.noodle liked tht!
PlanB4441 7 months ago
after the oscar one i was rotfl!
PlanB4441 7 months ago
I do not like censored video's
123thedarktower 7 months ago
oscar..
What do you want F***face!
hypermommaluigi 7 months ago
"Wadda ya want, F*** face?
Robocop278 7 months ago
I have an idea elmo will wave to Mr. Noodle with his (BLEEP)
*pull out (BLEEP) and shakes it around*
ROFL BEST PART
blizzardtube11 7 months ago
poor grover :l
The808Keoni 7 months ago
XD omg
RozenStar 7 months ago
Omg mr noodle is borat
123theharryc 7 months ago
haha 0:27 OSCAR!! WADDA YA WANT F***FACE HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
megadudesky 8 months ago
LOL,haha hecka funny.
batyaization 8 months ago
Anyone think the kitten looks like hitler...or is it just me
TheMizukiKidd 8 months ago 15
@TheMizukiKidd OH MY GOD....EVIL!!! EVIL SPAWN OF SATAN!!
rockinjoker07 3 months ago
elmo wave to to with his D*ck
elscotto4365 8 months ago
take that osama!
Chilax 9 months ago 5
1:42 lolol
dangHeroBrineuscary 9 months ago
hahahahaha thats funny :D 5/5
xGoldenreal 9 months ago
0:18-0:27 lol my fav part
comprimiser 9 months ago
lol
EmzLubzChuz 9 months ago
Too funny :)
Amberzz7 9 months ago
Nooo! not the pussy!?!
alienboyguitar 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
YOU CAN SEE ALL MY NEW VIDEO TODAY!!!!!
hermosaviry 9 months ago
wtf " your welcome america"? was that even a real episode
crazyhead217 9 months ago
LOL watch The Count Censored
StealaMaDrizzle89 9 months ago
will yah mind if we F##k u little kitty! lolol
VegasGamer102 9 months ago
"Elmo's gonna wave to Mr. Noodle with his ****. Hi, Mr. Noodle!" ROFL!!! XDDD
LolGurrl91 9 months ago
What do u want d*** face?
I... want to f*** you
What?
Yeah
no no no no
Goodburger2go 9 months ago
@Goodburger2go It's F***face
Homer22234555 9 months ago
NO NOT THE KITTEN!
NeoNekoPup 10 months ago
I wanna f--- you. WHAT?? NO NO NO NO
pancakewafflebacon 10 months ago 5
@kriskater haha the elmo part was hilarious. he was waving to him with his foot that's why he fell.
gugvg 10 months ago
Dude what was Elmo actually doing to mr. Noodle?
kriskater 10 months ago
hi mister noodle *noodle goes holy moly*
narstudio 10 months ago
The elmo bit was so epic.... lmao... I vomited from laughing so hard!
itimiii 10 months ago
That Elmo bit was so wrong yet so hilarious. Hmm, no wonder all the ladies love him.
Dopefishrock 10 months ago 175
@Dopefishrock haha Look at Mr. Noodle's face when Elmo's showing him what's gonna happen!
PuppetMask 9 months ago
jewish cat
SlumberCloud 10 months ago
She used an Ak!!!!
zandyinc 11 months ago
0:56 just destroyed my childhood :D
nittany272 11 months ago 2
@nittany272 i fell on the floor laughing at it
jukeachuthepikachu 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The Huffington Post recently deleted many of my posts, and then it removed my profile, Xarkonul, even though I had in no way violated The Huffington Post’s stated guidelines. Even if The Huffington Post has the legal right to censor whomever it pleases, those in charge there should at least clarify in their guidelines that they censor people with whom they disagree ideologically. Please see my YouTube channel (Xarkonul) for more information.
Xarkonul 11 months ago
I didn't know Elmo was so well hung!
GeorgeMcSandcracker 11 months ago 94
Whatta you want **** face?
I...Want to **** you!
Huh?
YEAH!
Nonononono!
That was so funny XD
OMGdomisere 11 months ago 3
Whatta you want **** face? XD XD XD XD XD
revinevan87 11 months ago 2
the cat looks like Hitler
lemondragon18 11 months ago 9
@lemondragon18 "I can has Poland?"
TheKojiSasaki 7 months ago
"Grover will be missed!!"
pancakeman22 11 months ago
OH NO! LOL!
awspuppets 11 months ago
Elmo will wave to Mr. Noodle with his ****
Ryanicez 11 months ago
30 people ****ed the kitty.
LeaderclassCHZDWG 11 months ago 6
lol!
RFGTP 11 months ago
what do you want fuck face ! lol xd
bummiesstudios2 11 months ago
f*&# THE KITTEN!!!! ;)
pitipua666 11 months ago 2
elmo will wave to mr. noodle with his **** ( waves it around)
Ryanicez 11 months ago
Hitler cat 0:26
SoulofSkeletons 11 months ago
must see
BLACKPHARO1 1 year ago
"What do you want fuckface?"
haloCE6 1 year ago 5
Love the cat part
kilo1034 1 year ago
Is it just me or does the kitten look like Hitler?
loner1878 1 year ago
Sooooo fucking funny.
timothyterry1 1 year ago
I am a musician. I have to say this. I've played on almost all of the shows. Leno (great guy), Conan (great guy and he was fun) , Letterman (prick), but out of all the shows I've done? Kimmel was the absolute best. It was by FAR the loosest show I've done. He and Bobcat were so fun and relaxed. It is the best show to do. And in my opinion the best on late night. I did have fun on Conan tho. Max is a tool but that's ok.
SuperGuitarman69 1 year ago
Oh Oscar, always in character.
ShadowWolf7593 1 year ago
HUH?! WHAT DO YOU WANT F*** FACE
Adrinz 1 year ago 4
Jimmy, is it necessary to introduce this segment the same freaking way every time? I mean come on! All Dave Letterman has to say is... Tonight's Top Ten! Less talk and more of the actual segment please. They can be funny.
JanColdwater 1 year ago
0:57 was my favourite moment!
DrBZR1 1 year ago
Yes F*&@ING IS A HARD THING TO DO VERY HARD IT TASKES ALOT OF PRACTICE LMFAO!
zxNoobkillerzx 1 year ago
0:25 I take that as yes. Giggity
Trax2993 1 year ago 2
@Trax2993 ROLLING ON THE FU**ING FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!
taleisyn 1 year ago
nice reference to us homeland security
nw5111 1 year ago
lol oscer would so say that if he were allowed
XMasLeeX 1 year ago
I'm gonna wave to him with my ****
slipknot0259 1 year ago 2
DAMN MAN, I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS
Oneofakind407 1 year ago
You wanna play with my ****?
Sure!
Damn she didnt even give it thought
Oneofakind407 1 year ago 2
this is just wrong... but so funny....
Egjiipkitty2000 1 year ago
i thought Elmo was a girl
420wesley420 1 year ago 3
@420wesley420 ikr!!!
TheSomeonesgirl 1 year ago
what was that at the end, did they actually shoot grover, wtf?
aguy70 1 year ago
why dont we f***... THE KITTY!!!!!!
so funny
TrumpeterDavid 1 year ago 2
zoey is one trigger happy bitch.
lightninstriker10 1 year ago
1:41-1:50 LOL
skaterkid1281 1 year ago
Hmm looks like Elmos carpet matches his drapes.
Laulie98 1 year ago
whaddaya want fuck face?
TheAussieRocket 1 year ago
Oscar Oscar What do you want **** face i want to **** you LOL
firepipernickb 1 year ago 2
Kinda makes you rethink what Elmo is talking about when he refers to "Mr. Noodle".
FirstResponder911 1 year ago 2
i...want to>>>fuck you! lmaoooooooo
JaMaiCanHunNie041789 1 year ago
Wow...The count just said "F**k you" to me and my sister Katie. o_O
mattitude282 1 year ago 176
@mattitude282 dude, thats fucking epic.
ipodnerd07 1 year ago
@mattitude282 Your parents are uncreative.
HalfricanItalian 11 months ago
@mattitude282 ikr! its sooo funny
xGoldenreal 8 months ago
The kitty one was the best.
UberWagen 1 year ago
lol that man in elmo was in the closet....
thelonejellicle 1 year ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now THIS is comedy! :)
twilightgirl4343 1 year ago
ok NAO im scared if elmo knows where you live
21crazyperson 1 year ago
LOL Elmo and mr.noodle
epicfail10362 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!
AndrewRockstarTv 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
when i fuck you, you make noise x)
scheisskind69 1 year ago
f***ing is a hard thing to do. it takes a lot of practice
MKWFunky 1 year ago
when i was a kid i liked sesame street,but now its like an acid trip without the acid
Vi0lentlySilent1 1 year ago
Damn elmo got one big cock
707HAMMERHEAD707 1 year ago
elmo has a special present for everyone. wow the monsters want to beep the kitty. omfg
darkball31 1 year ago
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simbaslover 1 year ago
Why dont we wave to mr.noodle with this *beep/dick*
Looks like Elmo really does this!
MarreatheDraenei 1 year ago 2
fucking is a hard thing to do lol
Supershicfan360 1 year ago 2
whadda want f***face i wanna f*** you F***me YES oh no no no
JosieThePony 1 year ago
HAHAHAAHAH 0:27 - 0:35 XD
we should do what best friends do...
what shall we do next? wanna play with my ****(dick)
SUURE!!!
thousandshdarts222 1 year ago 3