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  • whos bogore

  • 37 ppl are mad because elmos cock is still bigger than theres

  • Rubber Duckie, joy of toys

    When I **** you, you make noise...

    Childhood = Destroyed. XD

  • Damn, Elmo's VERY well hung...

  • 37 people had Elmo's d**k waved at them.

  • Fuck you men and babies.

  • LMAO!!! I'll never look at Ernie's rubber duckie the same way again!!!

  • 1:40 XD laughed so hard I almost choked.

  • ****ing is a very hard thing to do, very hard, and takes alot of practice XD

  • its killing me i can't breath

  • elmo wave to mr.noodle with his &@*%! LMFAO

  • I saw this at school today

  • why does the cat look like hitler?

  • idiots

  • lmao elmo have a big red cock!!

  • Tumbs up if you've got this from Omegle

  • Is that former Yankees Mgr. Joe Torre at 0:44 secs?

  • Poor kitty :(

  • Mr Noodle looks like a recovering alcoholic.

  • Rubber ducky joy o joy when I fuck u u make noise

  • WHA? OH NO NO NO!

  • WHADDYA WANT ****FACE? lmao

  • win

  • 1:03 Why is Elmo's foot censored?

  • @Mikeruler17 do you really want me to answer that question?

  • @Mikeruler17

    they blurred it to make it look like his cock

  • @Mikeruler17 so it looks like his dick.

  • i love censored kid shows

  • WHY DOES MY BRAIN AUTOMATICALLY REPLACE THE BLEEP WITH A BAD WORD?!

  • lol this is so epic haha

  • Thanks borgore for making me laugh

  • Borgore send me !!

  • @MrLindertje English fail.

  • fuck the fcc

    oh sorry f*** the fcc

  • Elmo, you made me quite embarrassed. 

  • i showed my friend the elmo scene at lunch today he died and i did too i was dying and crying

  • NOOOO Grover :-(

    He's not bulletproof like the real heroes!

  • ah **** you Matt and Katie

  • i died at 1:03

  • OSCAR!! LOL

  • my favorite part is fucking the kitty....

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaa the elmo part was hilarious

  • YOUR WELCOME AMERICA!

  • If you see something suspicious, you have to act immediately!

    /shoots.

    You're welcome America!

  • that elmo...naughty, naughty boy....

  • lol oscar

  • NOOOOOOOOO POOR KITTEN!!!!!!!!!

  • 0:51- 1:06...

  • lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • that cat looks like hittler

  • oscar: what do you want fuck face? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @codimis lol my name is oscar

  • super grover got shot lol

  • YOOOOO elmo is carrying

  • Damn Elmo O-o

  • I love sesame street even more now...just hope its around when I finally have children.

  • 0:37 fuckin hillarious

  • 1:00

  • Lmfao!!!!!!

  • i like kittens but not that much

  • ahhh **** you math and babies :D

  • OSCAR! Ha ha.

  • Im emotionally crying because of the elmo bit.

  • zoe: *shoots grover*

    you're welcome america :D

  • 1:00 i laughed so hard i thought i would die!

  • Censorship is -THE SUPRESSION OF SPEECH- or other public communication

    which may be considered objectionable, harmful, sensitive, or inconvenient to the general body of people -AS DETERMINED BY A GOVERNMENT-, media outlet, or other controlling body.

    FUCK YOU!!! NOW CENSOR THAT BITCH!!!

  • he dose look like hitler the cat 0.0

  • The kitten looks like hitler. o.o

  • Amazing that a censor can can make sesame street so wrong;)

  • The part of elmo and Mr. Noddles xD

    It maked me laugh to death!!

  • Would you mind if i f%?! you little kitten

  • WHEN I F*** YOU, YOU MAKE NOISE.

  • What do you want f**k face???

    Original script

  • Mr Noodle is in shock

    ELMO is a third person crazed maniac!

  • "I'm going to wave to mr noodle with my *****!"

    "ur welcome america!!"

  • I want to F*** you!!

    Huh? NO NO NO!!

  • Joe Torre would know

  • F**king does take practise.

  • The cat sounds so f**king weird! lol rofl

  • i love the elmo one! i bet mr.noodle liked tht!

  • after the oscar one i was rotfl!

  • I do not like censored video's

  • oscar..

    What do you want F***face!

  • "Wadda ya want, F*** face?

  • I have an idea elmo will wave to Mr. Noodle with his (BLEEP)

    *pull out (BLEEP) and shakes it around*

    ROFL BEST PART

  • poor grover :l

  • XD omg

  • Omg mr noodle is borat

  • haha 0:27 OSCAR!! WADDA YA WANT F***FACE HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

  • LOL,haha hecka funny.

  • Anyone think the kitten looks like hitler...or is it just me

  • @TheMizukiKidd OH MY GOD....EVIL!!! EVIL SPAWN OF SATAN!!

  • elmo wave to to with his D*ck

  • take that osama!

  • 1:42 lolol

  • hahahahaha thats funny :D 5/5

  • 0:18-0:27 lol my fav part

  • lol

  • Too funny :)

  • Nooo! not the pussy!?!

  • wtf " your welcome america"? was that even a real episode

  • LOL watch The Count Censored

  • will yah mind if we F##k u little kitty! lolol

  • "Elmo's gonna wave to Mr. Noodle with his ****. Hi, Mr. Noodle!" ROFL!!! XDDD

  • What do u want d*** face?

    I... want to f*** you

    What?

    Yeah

    no no no no

  • @Goodburger2go It's F***face

  • NO NOT THE KITTEN!

  • I wanna f--- you. WHAT?? NO NO NO NO

  • @kriskater haha the elmo part was hilarious. he was waving to him with his foot that's why he fell.

  • Dude what was Elmo actually doing to mr. Noodle?

  • hi mister noodle *noodle goes holy moly*

  • The elmo bit was so epic.... lmao... I vomited from laughing so hard!

  • That Elmo bit was so wrong yet so hilarious. Hmm, no wonder all the ladies love him.

  • @Dopefishrock haha Look at Mr. Noodle's face when Elmo's showing him what's gonna happen!

  • jewish cat

  • She used an Ak!!!!

  • 0:56 just destroyed my childhood :D

  • @nittany272 i fell on the floor laughing at it

  • I didn't know Elmo was so well hung!

  • Whatta you want **** face?

    I...Want to **** you!

    Huh?

    YEAH!

    Nonononono!

    That was so funny XD

  • Whatta you want **** face? XD XD XD XD XD

  • the cat looks like Hitler

  • @lemondragon18 "I can has Poland?"

  • "Grover will be missed!!"

  • OH NO! LOL!

  • Elmo will wave to Mr. Noodle with his ****

  • 30 people ****ed the kitty.

  • lol!

  • what do you want fuck face ! lol xd

  • f*&# THE KITTEN!!!! ;)

  • elmo will wave to mr. noodle with his **** ( waves it around)

  • Hitler cat 0:26

  • must see

  • "What do you want fuckface?"

  • Love the cat part

  • Is it just me or does the kitten look like Hitler?

  • Sooooo fucking funny.

  • I am a musician. I have to say this. I've played on almost all of the shows. Leno (great guy), Conan (great guy and he was fun) , Letterman (prick), but out of all the shows I've done? Kimmel was the absolute best. It was by FAR the loosest show I've done. He and Bobcat were so fun and relaxed. It is the best show to do. And in my opinion the best on late night. I did have fun on Conan tho. Max is a tool but that's ok.

  • Oh Oscar, always in character.

  • HUH?! WHAT DO YOU WANT F*** FACE

  • Jimmy, is it necessary to introduce this segment the same freaking way every time? I mean come on! All Dave Letterman has to say is... Tonight's Top Ten! Less talk and more of the actual segment please. They can be funny.

  • 0:57 was my favourite moment!

  • Yes F*&@ING IS A HARD THING TO DO VERY HARD IT TASKES ALOT OF PRACTICE LMFAO!

  • 0:25 I take that as yes. Giggity

  • @Trax2993 ROLLING ON THE FU**ING FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!

  • nice reference to us homeland security

  • lol oscer would so say that if he were allowed

  • I'm gonna wave to him with my ****

  • DAMN MAN, I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS

  • You wanna play with my ****?

    Sure! 

    Damn she didnt even give it thought

  • this is just wrong... but so funny....

  • i thought Elmo was a girl

  • @420wesley420 ikr!!!

  • what was that at the end, did they actually shoot grover, wtf?

  • why dont we f***... THE KITTY!!!!!!

    so funny

  • zoey is one trigger happy bitch.

  • 1:41-1:50 LOL

  • Hmm looks like Elmos carpet matches his drapes.

  • whaddaya want fuck face?

  • Oscar Oscar What do you want **** face i want to **** you LOL

  • Kinda makes you rethink what Elmo is talking about when he refers to "Mr. Noodle".

  • i...want to>>>fuck you! lmaoooooooo

  • Wow...The count just said "F**k you" to me and my sister Katie. o_O

  • @mattitude282 dude, thats fucking epic.

  • @mattitude282 Your parents are uncreative.

  • @mattitude282 ikr! its sooo funny

  • The kitty one was the best.

  • lol that man in elmo was in the closet....

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Now THIS is comedy! :)

  • ok NAO im scared if elmo knows where you live

  • LOL Elmo and mr.noodle

  • LMAO!!!!

  • f***ing is a hard thing to do. it takes a lot of practice

  • when i was a kid i liked sesame street,but now its like an acid trip without the acid

  • Damn elmo got one big cock

  • elmo has a special present for everyone. wow the monsters want to beep the kitty. omfg

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  • Why dont we wave to mr.noodle with this *beep/dick*

    Looks like Elmo really does this!

  • fucking is a hard thing to do lol

  • whadda want f***face i wanna f*** you F***me YES oh no no no

  • HAHAHAAHAH 0:27 - 0:35 XD

    we should do what best friends do...

    what shall we do next? wanna play with my ****(dick)

    SUURE!!!