Bank of America sings U2's One

[DoctorNambu]

I could fuck his wife and he wouldn't do anything. Joe Rogan agrees.

[steveh777ify]

@DoctorNambu Well....He would probably want to watch, to be fair.

[Missme077718]

what a douche

[badcommentmr]

duncan trussell

[badcommentmr]

duncan trussle

[steveh777ify]

"Individualism 101" here on YT, Check it out (for a diametrically opposed worldview)

Gary Coopers Finest Hour, probably???

Meanwhile, this corporate whore is (presumably) still giving group- hugs to his benighted subordinates.

(who can be checked out on "Bank of America Pride)

...Lovely !

[steveh777ify]

"Do not follow the Multitude to do Evil...."

Even speaking as an Anti-Theist, I have to say this message resounds somewhat.

[qp9lq9tecs]

this is the weirdest shit ever ... 

[ModernPlague]

Serenade from a soul-less banker!

[steveh777ify]

For ongoing edification/enlightenment check out "Bank of America Pride" and clock the Lovely Ladies who work for this Corporate Insect.

[steveh777ify]

I used to be against mercy killing.

It's possible I was mistaken...

[slexson09]

I'm convinced this man doesn't metabolize oxygen

[steveh777ify]

Jesus Christ had far less publicity for his message in AD 29 going forward two centuries, than this Corporate Ass-Sucking Parasite has with his "message" in 2011.

...Funny Old World innit??

[organicheed]

I just puked in my mouth..thanks for that.

[test123ok]

Good voice, but there is nothing good about using a song like One for a purpose like this. I hope BoA get sued for this.

[justinrueth]

This is disgusting. 

[chaplinshouse]

omg, how embarrassing....

[InnocentyInsane]

If I were in the band U2, I would sue this douche for ripping off the song... You would think that this big ass bank could afford to have its own song writer, and be a little more creative than ripping off someone elses song's. But then again they rip off there customers, and that makes me wonder if U2 are customers of theres... Uggghhh, Not a fan of U2, but still this is bullshit...

[thegrammarfairy]

Let's all put our money in local banks and credit unions. It's more effective than living in tents and having drum circles, *and* it cuts down on the phishing e-mails.

(But as long as you Wall Street Occupiers feel like annoying those big-shot financiers with your drumming, I promise I'll keep finding it funny.)

Yours truly,

The Grammar Fairy

[steveh777ify]

@NathanShawbitz Are you Sure??

[CharlieGrayOfficial]

wow! nice! :) well.. that is unexpected! very good voice!

[Roger526]

@triumphantchrist Well, let me sum it up more succinctly: Anyone who enjoys that that sodomized version of the song "One" or supports the way Bank of America ass fucks it's customers in any way is a cock and ball gobbler. 

[epurkey]

@Roger526 Lol U got prooved RONG!!! Nd all U can sey iz somethin about a turkey gobble. ROFL! My dad sez U R mad cuz U R poor end stoopid, end U cant say nothin rite! Mi dads gonna biy me a Porsh when I am 16, end U dont get 1 cuz U R poor. He callls u peple Pooreys, end sez 1 day their gonna put U all in camps end there gonna shoot U all end then we wont hav to pay 4 Ur crack. He sed UR probly blak 2.

[WildWe5]

And thus my existential crisis began.

[Roger526]

@triumphantchrist No, I'm not jealous of this asshat. He should stick to what he's good at; designing new and inventive way of robbing the American public, and sucking the cocks of the corporate bass. Leave the music to musicians. And I'm very happy that you'll have a good life because your Daddy will take care of you. It's obvious from your pathetic attempt at composing a simple sentence that you're special needs. I totally support your dad's efforts in providing for his retarded children.

[epurkey]

@Roger526 I dont no what a corprate bass is. A Rich FISHH@!! But my dad sez stoopid peopl R Poor b/c they R stopid. He said U got wut U had coming to U. End IM not a special neeeds rettarrddd!!!! My dads got money n he sez I will B UR BOSS 1 DAY!!! He Seys its cuz we hav frends, end it dont matteR HOW SMAR UR B/C WE NOW PEOPLE11

[Roger526]

@epurkey Corporate "brass". It was a typo. But before you go telling people they're "stoopid" you might want to learn how to spell the fucking word. It's an easy word if you're normal, but can be really tricky if you're fucking retarded. And I seriously doubt your dad talks to you about how stupid people are, seeing how his kid has the IQ of a house plant. Or even if your dad is still alive. I'm almost certain by now he'd have died of embarrassment.

[treos54]

More like one bank working everyday to bring higher interest rates!

[Nirvanaman4]

These guys are pretty good. Fuck society for forcing people who obviously are interested in music to be lifeless fucking bankers, sitting in god damn chairs all day fucking people over.

BTW Joe Rogan sent me.

[Daviticus042]

One thing you should consider: If he didn't have PERMISSION to use the song, don't you think he'd have been sued by now?

[steveh777ify]

I'm conflicted...

On one level, I'm ashamed at levelling further "criticism" at the shameless. It seems exploitist and mean.

On another level, I'm aghast (is that still a word?)

Because this is,,,ghastly. It really, truly is indicative of a vileness infecting wider society. This Corporate....orientation (BOA will understand the reference)

NOT Orientation. Actual ASSIMILATION..

I think the video is self-explanatory. I'm Done (for today)

[Roger526]

It just illustrates the fact that Bank of America is among the biggest group of fuckwads, corporate shit heels, and selfless weasel dicks, watching this exec completely and utterly rape a beautiful song to a standing ovation of sycophantic corporate cum guzzlers.I had a stronger stomach watching 2 girls 1 cup.

[Daviticus042]

@Roger526 I don't think you know what "selfless" means.

[mcloveth]

This is a huge technological leap for bulemics like myself. I used to struggle with putting my fingers in my throat to purge, but now i just play this on my iphone in a Cheesecake Factory bathroom and I'm good to go. Thank you kind sir.

[auboholick]

Corporate Whore!



[Rick258442]

This is the lamest thing I've ever seen in my life. Wow. 

[mygoodshitzzz]

the banking system is the reason our country no wait let me rephrase that. the banking system is the reason why the WORLD is in slaved by debt and will never get out until we get rid of it..........two ways to enslave man. ones by the sword and the other is by debt.........this shit is so disgusting

[goldenberen]

DO U HAVE NO SHAME??????

DISGUSTING

[davaochat]

Joe Rogan bitches

[FiskyJay]

CREDIT CARDS ARE THE BEBIL

[steveh777ify]

No Words do justice....

How far does one have to sink? What depths of degradation must one plumb?

What level of Corporate Apologism can possibly warrant this travesty? Is this where we are as a species?

...And I'm spent.

[JohnWDB1]

@steveh777ify

Haha, old boy. I knew I'd find you wherever there is a greedy, bloated corporate interest trumpeting its own cause. The take home is that no matter how many hard-working people you ruin in the name of greed, you can still convince yourself you're doing a noble thing...even "helping" them.

[supacide]

buckle up bitches!

[zippyweinstein]

this reminds me of vomit

[Sikucrutz]

you record a recorded video?? :O

[hadnotja]

This song is a scar on the soul of humanity. We are doomed as a species. 

[steveh777ify]

Have YOU heard about Michelle Shepherd???

...She's leading the "Team" in the North East.

(Well thank FUCK, we can all sleep safely in our f*****g beds now !)

...God Bless You Bank of America.

[steveh777ify]

Corporate Cults are a fact of life in America. They are in the ascendent. Sadly, there are people amongst us who are so lacking a sense of self, or individuality that they will willingly sacrifice their higher identities to a termite-like collective such as BOA, and embrace it with the stomach-churning zeal evident in this video. This is Darwinian Natural Selection slammed into reverse.

...I think we are actually doomed as a species.

[dewhwut]

JOE ROGAN!

[steveh777ify]

I visit this posting ever week or so just to remind myself that these people are actually amongst us. They actually do exist.

(In the words of Led Zeppelin: "....And it Makes Me Wonder"

[gearans]

how many of you are watching this because of Joe Rogan's podcast? I sure am!

[12345darragh]

@gearans duncan is a legend 4 getting joe 2 listen 2 this haha it was hilarious

[SmokeCheck4]

What the F*^K this dude thinsk he cool. LOL what a chump

[neiscius]

Wonder how these cunts are feeling today? 8-8-2011......Never Forgive or Forget

[MrZigZag1980]

The one thing I hate more than banks is bankers. How can those assholes sleep at night? They contribute nothing to society yet pull disproportional profits from it and exploit third world countries. I honestly don't understand how they can get any job satisfactory, they are all dirty thieving bastards who should be skinned and gutted.

[ItWentChunkaCHUNK]

@MrZigZag1980 How can these assholes sleep at night? They have the best beds money can buy.

[MohamedYahye]

@MrZigZag1980 noone should be skinned and gutted you cannibal lol

[3rdeyeify]

joe rogan was here.

[someonelookingout]

Dear god is this really what our species has come to?

[MrBravinator]

Duncan made me spit out my tea laughing when he started to go off on this poor guy haha

[steveh777ify]

Did I mention that if I were this man's sister I would emasculate him with a bread knife to ensure his seed was expunged from the Earth?

....I should have.

[HBNichols13]

He does look like the BTK Killer. 

[roads55]

i dont know whether to like it's because its so funny or dislike it because it's so crap..

[theSedatedOne]

cum farts ftw

[Schmier316]

"He's a satanist! He's a member of the corporate church of Lucifer, singing about some devil idol!" - Duncan Trussell

[steveh777ify]

If I were the son of this man, I would be compelled to strangle him in his sleep.

If I were his Wife, I would sleep with a colony of scabrous and peeling Lepers to cleanse myself.

If I were his parents, I would be driven to leap into the crater of an active volcano.

If I were his Boss, I would make him clean the dribbles from my toilet seat with his tongue.

....Only in Bank Of America can these people be allowed to survive.

[gman195]

came here just to read the comments LOL

JRE420

[awrone]

His effort and passion for this corporation doesnt matter to them, one day Bank of America is gonna screw this guy too.

Joe Rogan Army soldier

[ShokaseJason]

This guy is the biggest sell out in the world lol

[ShokaseJason]

This guy is the biggest sell out in the world lol



[ShokaseJason]

This guy is the biggest sell out in the world lol

[whatthepod]

ROGAN!!!!

[freethechronic]

technically duncan trussel sent me here. on rogan's podcast.

[13dminus]

as if my distain, distrust and anger for bank of america wasnt bad enough. damnit

[BornskiAECC]

Rogan sent me

[rspkk0]

joe rogan.....thassa good guy

[mbyisrael2]

It's like a zombie. It sings and dances, but it has no soul.

[CognitiveApprentice]

Holy shit I want to burn all of these mother fuckers to the ground. Fuck you and your stupid song.

[Bloodsport1]

fucking scumbag piece of shit

[steveh777ify]

Strange how the vilest human excesses can be justified by mere virtue of a self-reinforcing and like-minded collection of human beings being united by a common corporate bond.

....These people should be collectively emasculated and drowned in a sack.

[FourthOsprey]

Gross. This dude should be shot in the face.

[pokerfacecom]

Its time to hunt down all of these gangseter bankers and put them on trial for crimes of greed against humanity. if found guilty of genocide and murder, should then be quickly put to death like we did the Notsees.

[dora9906]

Cult of America

[Groth1175]

They are even better now? Does this mean the next time around Bank of America will help destroy the global economy with even greater efficiency?

[joekkl]

Pathetic and sad. Slave of corporate America.

[drawingothers]

It's totally OKAY for CORPORATIONS to commit COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, right?

[hyperich1]

DeathSquad

[nappiral]

Rogan

[MohammadAliArt]

hahaha u can't be serious...WOW! (Only Joe Rogan could have sent me here)

[mattnespoli]

Every person involved in the making of this song needs to be taken out behind the shed and beaten until they promise never to ever do anything like this again. What a disgrace. People are idiots.

[itsnyc]

The U2 version of this video makes me crave a smoke, but this version makes me crave a barf bag.

[MrJDFrog]

Yeah... Using art to sell credit cards...

I'm reminded of Bill Hicks bit son marketing, and on artists in advertising.

[rounderst]

this is just horrible

[EchosideProductions]

Wow. Unless this guy is desperately trying to establish a music career with an incredibly ironic cover song, this is a human spirit crushing display. Do corporate hacks actually feel anything? This makes a mockery of expression.

[xinyster18]

jajaj JOE ROGAN!!!

[xinyster18]

first



[SteveOKenivO100]

Rogan was right... I bet some1 can fuck this dudes wife

[Lawrence78]

"One bank, foreclosing homes, kicking poor people onto the street... Yes we're one, got bailed out... now we f consumers, f consumers, up interest rates..." Duncan was right about this guy and his core values/higher standards nonsense. Every night I walk my dog to the BofA up the block so she can dump on their lawn.

[sivko23]

1 bank

6 billion people

1% rich

carry each other carry each other

loving each other.... loving each other....

[vinainor]

Indeed, my eyes did roll back into my skull in existential horror when listening to this.

[TravisKovac]

hahahaha thansk JOE!

[godmadnezz]

lol

[LastLegalDrug2]

Thanks to Joe Rogan lol

[SlyBird777]

This guy cried himself to sleep in an ice cold shower that night.

[guynolan]

Thanks to Joe Rogan's podcast for this hilarious find. =)

[satanspaperboy]

joe rogan +1

[mjordan1998]

this is a nightmare

[nexus10071]

Fuck man this is scary

[nexus10071]

My eyes just rolled to the back of my head, thanks redban

[TheShiftyAlien]

forgot the lyrics

well steal all your money

charge you fuckin heaps in fees

then laugh our ass's off with our bonuses

while you live in boxes on your knees

one trillion

we have lost

one more family

out on the the street....etc...etc

[TheShiftyAlien]

fuckin gay

[poop121]

this guy jerks off to corporations. what a souless fucking spineless drone

[shibuyashoeya]

welcome to the future

[thesadtruthliveson]

Duncan Trussell loves the cock

[ralphrmillerjr]

Bono just rolled over in his bed

[ralphrmillerjr]

i would shoot myself if i had to deal with this kind of work environment...i love when HR comes over to our con-ed and talks to us...some of my fellow paramedics get tricked into talking freely and comically when the narc in front of us just wants to bust our nuts...business school is for losers and the betas within get the HR jobs.

[101spawn]

This is the funniest sh%t ..Dumb motherf$#ker  singing to a bank !

[Andolini73]

Pittyfull! Good imitation but, Lordy!!!... He's the kind of person we'd laugh behind his back at our office! I bet he goes to church every week too... He's probably the "Andy Bernard" of his office.

[mark15046]

i am machine

[Andolini73]

JOE ROGAN!!!

[Wheelyboarder]

@Andolini73 DUNCAN TRUSSELL

[LandryFan12]

@Andolini73 DUNCAN TRUSSELL!

[atomicllama123]

REDBAN BROUGHT ME HERE

[TheVollertron]

this was amazing

[drpeppa2357]

What a corporate circle jerk, people who take their work this seriously are drones with no personality.

[TehBwoss]

Duncan Trussell brought me here. lawlz

[audiowiz]

damn that's embarassing

[AustinIsSoTheMan]

WELCOME TO MY HOUSE MOTHERFUCKER!

[lbzmiggy]

Rogan!!! Man Redban I just will not be able to take you seriously until you can say "world" correctly. It's WORLD not ROWLD! You freak. Ha later bitches

[itisi187]

Rogan podcast is the shit...this guys a fucking loser

[thelukefl]

Thanks Joe Rogan's Podcast, this is awesome!

[jrummer]

The only words I can muster are...this is perhaps the most disgusting thing I've seen in a long, long time. No human should have passion about banking in this way. And why take an amazing song and put the stupidest lyrics, ever written, to it? Shouldn't it be a bouncy, happy song? Epic fail magnitude 10.

[artistim]

Joe Rogan's podcast led me here, i managed to handle 5-7 seconds before i made my mind up about these two arseholes. Their children must be horrified by their parents enthusiasm.

[HRT1nman]

cheap bastard uses some of U2's lyrics.

Thanks Duncan Trussell and Jo Ro!

[dragonwarlord69]

Don't fuck with Joe Rogan

[KILLemALL85]

this guy needs a web redemption

[joeavella]

thanks Joe Rogan and Duncan Trussell! And Brian.

[ski1pros]

Jim Dubois and Ethan Chandler were both downsized in 2008 during the banking crisis do to significant losses in the credit card division.

GEEZUS... worshiping of fiat currency, a couple of corporate drones. Suck it banksters!

Joe.Rogan.Podcast!

[tottiquiroz]

the rogan podcast!!!!!!

[adpsdw]

hahaha joe's podcast is the sh""

[marklange121]

Joe Rogan podcast cocksukka!

[dirtymuff]

wtf

[xee00]

Thanks Joe Rogan podcast!

[iwatchyouson]

Thank you Joe Rogan podcast.

[psork]

He's obviously not high 2 in the afternoon, he can go fuck himself.

[itsthearistocrat]

DRONE

[everydaytsunami]

"Existential Nightmare" Duncan Trussell

[uhhhhNick]

Haha it's amazing how many people watched this just because the Joe rogan experience, lol, love those guys lol

[bfunderb1]

this is the most depressing thing i've ever fucking seen.

[thedogduncan]

one....

[SUPERSTUD6000]

well, thats my downward social comparison for the day.

thanks the joe rogan experience.

i feel better about myself now.

[DCGamer705]

Duncan Trussell sent me

[shellnet]

Joe Rogan bitches!

[CitrusHillWrestling]

do you think he wants dick? i bet he already had it

[dlotable]

Great voice.That being said thank god I'm not him.

[ahpxwarx]

CUM FART LOL!!

[Krash845]

what a tool, I got douche chills watching this

[cottonzway]

Bank of America was Bank of Italy. Dropping some science for you fucking mooks. If it's 2 in the afternoon and you ain't high, go fuck yourself.

[bootypicture]

I'd pay money to see him get a passions of the christ type beat down

[TrueDaturaMindNz]

fuck you joe rogan

[Pezoula462]

It is just me or does he kind of look like Lady Gaga?

[Pezoula462]

What a fuckin nigger.

[frontline13]

I just threw up in my mouth.

Thanks.

[d314j4]

Still a fucking twat though, must be said

[d314j4]

is it just me or does he actually sing kinda ok????!!!

[chazworm]

He looks uncool but has a rockin rad voice. I wish he'd write and perform Joe Rogans theme.

[22478alonso]

what has this world come to? brown noser Dr. Phil looking moron! I bet his kids are gonna run away from home after this tragic embarrassement! 

[ellocopresidente]

fuck,Rogan rules the world man.

[txjcarroll]

What a soulless, piece of shit, conformist, boot licking suckass. Propaganda at it's finest.