John Pinette - I dont do ups [Full Version]

[33Alakazam]

@trier4952 quite agreed

[coaxpad99]

If u obey the law, then why do u stand "up"?

[trier4952]

1:32 that chick is HOT

[mike129995]

@trier4952 I agree.

[sye990]

I hope it's a controlled burn, because if this baby goes up all at once there's going to be a mushroom cloud over this gym.

My rib cage hurt so bad from laughing after that.

[jasminealmanza]

Funny

[Brianlovesrice]

he actually is a lot skinnier now!!! haha

[pazzowoman]

I don't do ups either John... Raviolois and a nap!

[sweding101]

OILVER HARDY REINCARNATED!!!!!!!

[NasserTheNzi]

"oh gettin back in shape" "NO!, i was never in shape"

[number1metalchic]

lol we watched this in my health class today, i was laughin so hard i was cryin;D lmao haha

[rawz1969]

funniest guy ever hahaha

[baileylovesbieber]

"ups defy gravity, gravity is a law, I obey the law"

*LMFAO*

[FalconWriter8311]

@ibelieveihadahat7 - Yeah it was the old FB chat pop up. lol

[TheColgrove4]

see that guy with the muscles over there thats not gonna be me....

Laughed so hard!!!!

[saxUltima]

RAVIOLI'S AND A NAP, RAVIOLI'S AND A NAP!

LOL!

[lollipopmanification]

the 30 is sensitive fatties

[AUSROTTENY2K]

2:22 lol

[wheeler1]

lol Just saw this guy on TV. never seen him before.gives ralphie may a run for his money!

[cmabht85]

Some quit... some turned to drugs and alcohol..



[MsLookingForLove17]

Gay nazi brigade. LOL XD

[RundleTabor]

How do you get rid of the porn background music?

[ethantheman31]

30 people were the kool-aid man

[Quantumness]

I LOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE Pinette!

[MsPurplemonkey09]

OMG SO FUNNY. THIS GUY NEEDS HIS OWN SHOW. :)

[mruck05]

who else thought the chick at 1:32 was extremely pretty?

[RandomLilNinjaGirl]

That's John, his head's the size of a manhole cover, we don't talk about it though. LMAO!!!! :D

[knowmycars]

Oxymoron. he signed up but he doesnt do ups?

LOL so funny

[modestoca25]

I love john pinette, so funny

[1justinbeiberfan66]

wtf??!!

[CHICOZTACOS]

Hilarious!!

[xrsilverxr]

if he dont do ups y did he sign UP?

[CrazyUpsetter]

'OH YEAH! KOOL-AID'S HEEERE!"

LOl I laughed so hard.

[Nothruzem]

I don't do ups either.

[Ribbo]

I also think he can quit exercise anytime he wants and go cold turkey, and then eat the turkey.

[kelseyhm]

Lol classic :) he is adorable.

RAVIOLIS AND A NAP!

[SixtenD]

Punchlines in the top rated comments are annoying as fuck. Ruins it for when it's said in the video.

[ibelieveihadahat]

Does anyone else hear the little *pop* at 1:42? It sounds like the old FB chat noise and it also makes me check my profile.

[RCismything174]

@ibelieveihadahat Haha same thing happened to me! Lol

[MsLookingForLove17]

@ibelieveihadahat I totally checked my profile when it did that!

[FaserTazer]

@ibelieveihadahat Yeah=D

[lanceman47]

@ibelieveihadahat i accualy check fb i though it was my fb

[witchami]

@ibelieveihadahat I just did haha I though I was hearing things

[sjm8890]

@ibelieveihadahat I heard the exact same thing

[sardawgs2]

@ibelieveihadahat

I think it's a yahoo chat notification...

[BryanAtFrontline]

@ibelieveihadahat It happened in editing. Look at his hair. It changes. This is common for stage show editing. You use several nights worth of footage and cut all the best jokes together. A lot of times cuts to the audience are to hide editing points. Notice when they cut to and from the audience his hair style changes a little. Sometimes it looks more combed. The sound you hear could have been an audible editing mark that never got fixed. Either way he's still funny as hell. :)

[TheProudConfederate]

@ibelieveihadahat OMG it was on the video! lol i was freaking out because i dont have FB up! lol

[xadpx]

@ibelieveihadahat

Oh it wasnt just me! haha!

[tharailwaydra]

@ibelieveihadahat naw, it sounded like johns mind snapped.

[bigsluggr25]

ravoilis and a nap

[mrreviewer14]

He's has a new Comedy Central special coming soon!

[PainBusters316]

So when we jump, we disobey the law for a second? lol

[jake23058]

I LIKE HIM ALOT IF U DO DO WRITE ME BACK:)

[newcoyote]

I'll tell you what got me up. 1:32. Holy crap!

[campbellmichael]

@newcoyote Yeah, she's special.

[AllTimeLove63]

"WHAT IS THERE? A GAY NAZI BERGADE THEY WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT?!?!?!?!"

[AllTimeLove63]

"what is there a gay nazi bernade?!?!"

[theland666]

best comeian ever!

[alexsims1996]

take him off that machine hes crying

[MAlatinboy]

This guy went to my current high school years ago, and I gotta say he's funny. Proud to be a fellow Lancer, John!

[alexsims1996]

oooooooo na na

[LogInfinity]

Thats never gonna be me. I have will power !!

[june7rose]

He's my favorite comedian. I love that he pokes fun at his own journey. Most comedians get laughs by making fun of others, not themselves. I also love that he's absolutely hilarious without every other word being mother-this and f-ing that.

[Sooner835]

soooooooooooooooooo funny

[squirreljester2]

2:08 = HOT!!

[GOUGH1918]

he dont do up. but he does stand UP comedy

[IIbikerII]

lol "nay nay" that makes it epic tbh

[Decap6]

26 people don't like ravioli's and a nap.

[20bjbl]

I have will power!

[Venomn1]

John is one of the funniest men in comedy.

[phubans]

Thumbs up if you checked your Facebook tab at 1:43.

[gut197]

@phubans why?

[Flophole]

0:40 makes me check facebook

[TheMerkedya]

ups defy gravity, gravity is a law, i obey the law

[Mshardworker3]

I know just how you feel lol . I love this video.

[Bubblegumlover1997]

thats hilarious!!!! :)

[hollistercoman]

Alcohol may be a drug but it's always refferred to as "drugs AND alcohol"

[Rangerlcz]

He seems a bit of mad in the beginning

[dethmerc]

Gay Nazi Parade.... LMFAO

[Rangerlcz]

@dethmerc Brigade i think not parade :3 

[cumulo25]

lol 1:40 Windows XP

[classicrockonly]

1:43 facebook?

[Nothruzem]

I'm the same way when I go to the gym. But I'm thinking chocolate cake, and egg rolls.

[GriffinD41]

hottie at 1:32

[rohleks]

its funny seein all these comedians on video i listened on star 104 i imagined him to fat but younger his voice sounds young

[viss3n]

lol 26 people want to die

[a7xfan1400]

1:34 hottt

[carlosspiceyweener54]

@a7xfan1400 hahaha yeah i know right?

[kernvirus]

super diene vent

[souicanet]

Winner

[conniekuist]

I love this guy, I`m so glad that XMRADIO was invented ! I hate getting out of my car. When it`s someone I like ,like John I don`t get out until he`s done

[Bamboocha31]

Oh Jeah!

[tatulover2120]

dont u just love funny ppl!!!

[repoocmailliw]

@GASPAGASMASK  it is a drug lol thx for the extra laugh tho lol ...

[Nitz257]

@GASPAGASMASK Are you stupid? Alcohol is a drug, why do you think you get drunk?

[sonicsticks46]

This is one time when you can truly say "rolling on the floor laughing!"  This guy is amazing! Love him!

[newman20072008]

theres gonna be a mushroom cloud over this gym LOL

[newman20072008]

you GOTTA luv this guy

[dabrica12]

this is funny

[DevilRebellion]

I went to the gym today...

"laughs*

..listen first....FIRST LISTEN!

haha

[Cadmium77]

I don't much like stand up comedians but this guy is really funny. He should have been given Jay Leno's spot on the Tonight show..

[73LaX]

alchol is a drug... so tht line dont make sence...

[TheSinger1004]

saw this guy twice. Love him. If you never seen a 40 year old man doubled over in pain and pounding on the table because he is in so much pain from laughing it is a site. Pinnette is the funniest guy around

[prototype102010]

up's defy gravity, gravity is a law, i obey the law. XDi love it

[mdisalvo123]

my fav!!!! "gavity is a law, i obey the law!"

[Deathhazcome]

lmfao ravioli's and a nap XD!

[Smb081985]

KOOLAID MAN!!! OH YEAH!!

[NecroNikolai13]

Hilarious though I hate when comedian use the same jokes for their specials, watching some of the vids from this stand up, they're the same from I'm Starvin'

[lexsite]

Give me a cheeseburger i'll wolf it down LOL

[Physcojoe]

I'm German and Norwegian, and I think he's fucking hilarious. His Ewok impression is pretty awesome too. "His head is as big as a manhole cover... we don't talk about it" hahahaha

[ApollosPlace]

OMG A mushroom cloud over the gym! It's me!

[1Kinslayer]

I love this guy, an amazing comedian without being ignorant or crude. Great comedian 10/10 a real pioneer in todays humor, the rest of the comedic world should learn from him.

[tatulover2120]

HE'S HILARIOUS! he has a baby face!!

[surffishermannc]

hes only REALLY funny if ur italian. hahahahahaha hes great(im italian)

[jamespiggiepie]

bs he's just hilarious in general

[surffishermannc]

well i was just saying that because i showed him to a couple of my friends who are not italian, and they didn't like him

[dancingjubilee]

woooooooo im italien to

[firefatkid]

im native american and i find him very funny sooo.......what do we do now?

[surffishermannc]

hahahahahah idk

[lighthouse44]

Great stuff!!!!!!

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

OMFG XDDD This guy is harrious xD

[jcdehoff]

I say nay nay! XD

[Jalendra13]

Ravioli's and a nap, ravioli's and a nap!

[aegis027]

"What, is there a gay nazi brigade out there that we don't know about" XD

This day has just been one long Nazi joke for me lmao

After hearing than I had to stop find my ass

[tizzyfit13]

haha "i dont do ups, i do downs, sit down, lie down, give me a cheese burger i wolf it down. but i dont do ups, ups defy gravity, gravity is a law, i obey the law"

[arikay123]

See that's the thing with humor. John's funny without being crude. Your humor doesn't work and is crude, work on it

[Brago750]

@tizzyfit13 your forgot double down and boogie down

[jjdevil800]

i think i can quit this gym stuff anytime i want!!! lmfao!

[BigNeilDT]

some1 gotta pop up

[CaitieChaotic]

OMG this dude is Funny! =]

"NAY NAY!" .

[1111krol]

oohhhh yeahhh cool aid!!

[zegaboy098]

oh.........ha.........

[Pamoma97]

How big was my head before.....haha

[todd2k]

"Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law!" Classic!

[FrostyTheDragon]

0:23 "Wow.... we can really see it in your face."

I got a comment like this only a few days ago. Apparently someone who's familiar with you, but not in the same house as you every single day, can spot a weight loss of even 20 pounds just from looking at your face.

Anyone ever gotten the "I can see it in your face" kind of comment from less than 20 pounds of weight loss?

[EverybodyLovesHelen]

@FrostyTheDragon 5lb weight loss in second week of diet and gym routine, got that comment!

[slimbrant]

he said good your burning fat, i said i hope its a controlled burn, cause if this baby goes up all at once there's going to be a mushroom cloud over this gym!

[iPhartedHehe]

I say O. Nayna!

[avalon2468]

what is there a gay nazi bregade out there that we dont know about?! hahahhahaha tooo funny!

[armanico04]

hot girl at 1:34

[leighton3214]

sick

[Smb081985]

perv...watch the show..

[milesjiles]

i odey the law lol

[SuperPandaPants]

Raviollis & a nap!

:D

[61laxrules]

looks like hes crapping 3:51

[Smb081985]

just dont see it..

[alexandermajor12]

I hope its a controlled burn...

[midniteace2]

ups defy gravity,

gravity is a law,

i obey the law.

[DandDskeeto]

....Some quit......Some turned to drugs and alcohol. LOL

[gemcutter187]

ravioli's and a nap, ravioli's and a nap, ravioli's and a nap!

[nascar1234567890]

fan1 he is a really fun guy

[hippypirate343]

hahaha fucking kool aid guy

[Kinner33]

Uh, I went to the gym today.

*Laughs*

LISTEN FIRST!

[nypad5]

fucking roflmao

[alexandermajor12]

if you say ohn pinnete sucks your full of nay nay

[MrLazyEyes]

you're spelling is a nay nay

[blahtoausername]

Your grammar is a nay nay.

[MrLazyEyes]

Proove it.

[blahtoausername]

Why, when you all ready have?

[jshurd]

so very very true!!

see his diet does not seem to be working but hope he can live to be 110 and still funny the whole time

[StrayShinigami]

some quit some turn to drugs and alcohol lmao!!

[andrewsluckybreak]

I obey the law!

[ann03us]

He is the Best!! uuhh Nay Nay!!

[DancingDementor01]

put on a little music, i'll boogie down

<3

[PenguinBovee]

i love this guy hes so good

[illinirob7]

HE IS SOOOO CUTE

[BakaBluelove]

i agree hes adorable!!!

[trancedreamer]

LMFAO. i want to train him. =)

[torontoleafs55]

this guy made my guts came out he is so friggen hilarious

[demon998866]

gravity is a law and i obey the law. lol