Best of Zach Galifianakis on Piano

[chicodusty27]

My girlfriend looks a little like charlize theron and a lot like Patrick ewing

[ineeddrugs135]

what is it called when a comedian plays background music to their act like this? i thought it hada name

[ThatsWhatTheManWants]

Lol I assume this was before "the hangover"

[LFDWDUI]

@ThatsWhatTheManWants Yeah it was, Pretty sure This "DVD shit" Propelled his career.

[generalgeewhiz]

demtri martin is NOT FUNNY!

[carlosdecoyoacan]

demetri martin does this so much better

[TSxBox]

@carlosdecoyoacan zach galifinakis will eat demetri martin for breakfast. demetri martin is fucking shit

[deathheadmoth21]

All "joking" aside, his piano playing is gorgeous :-)

[paintballer4life105]

That show the amazing race... Is that about white people?

[TheSethman95]

I love how deadpan and serious he stays through this

[musicmanJrpro]

i can never tell when hes jokeing or being serous

[SegaGenesis3000]

this audience blows

[StrikeUpper90]

@SegaGenesis3000 I freaking know!!!

[MrAceMan100]

helpful advice never drink or eat anything while listning to zach galifianakas

[wishwecouldkickit]

At what age, do you tell a highway its adopted..

[wobbygongman]

@wishwecouldkickit it took me like 3 years to get that joke

[howdoyousleepyoucunt]

we will miss ryan dunn

[Gunthertheawsomo]

If he'd of gone to an all gay high school, how did he get home schooled?

[montypythonfanatic1]

"my brother has ADD which I found strange since he drives a Ford Focus"

[Lucca216]

5:15 no your the fucks!!

[lontiq]

Alan !!

[TheSummerof2008]

stand up and turn around.

[jacksonattack]

3:22 I can't decide whether him pausing and then playing Close Encounters was the joke.

[harveydeadman]

@jacksonattack I think its him forgetting the audience is there.

[hbknutjack]

haha ford focuses are

[slye1991]

Ford FOCUS lmao i get it now

[bahramf]

@slye1991 Idiot.

[dontgivemethatlook]

Don't you only have 7 letters in scrabble?

[HoboJIm117]

He's awesome, even when he's yelling at the crowds it's even funnier

[psychedelicSAUCE]

everything seems better when you're drunk. If you disagree, watch this video again

[daniewood86]

What's funny to me is that the piano is actually kind of pleasant lol...

[SystemHeadStephh]

HEY ZACH WHERE UR GOING TO GET PUSSY? LMFAO

[SystemHeadStephh]

there is nothing zach galifianakis can do he is GOD actually hes fat jesus

[zmbooking123]

funny zack= watch?v=5TUgnMywuOg

[Amaresku]

this style of stand-up comedy reminds me a lot of demitri martin's

[iluvpurple911]

12 celebrities stumbled upon this.

[yvettemitchell123]

@mattdavgra shittest movie ever.

[nothinginsane]

@yvettemitchell123 that movie was fukin hilarious!

[yvettemitchell123]

@nothinginsane you'd better not be talking about due date

[nothinginsane]

@yvettemitchell123 yes yes i am

[symphodude]

I am amazed at his piano playing!

[TheShodonn]

Zach is great but sometimes it seems he is basically Steven Wright with a piano.

[bettathanu10]

Diarrhea actually is worth more than eleven points because of the 50 extra points from using all seven tiles

[PartVIII]

kangaroo jack woulda kick-started his career too, its a shame

[thejohnson475]

jesus I wish I could grow a beard!

[sasquatchismydaddy]

12 people people hate beards

[Assaultpredator]

@Populist1488

Ummmm this is actually from his DvD special and if you think this is unoriginal or not funny than his sense of humor is a little different than yours. You can say you don't like his jokes, but how can you say he's hurtin for material??

[westonsz]

Fat Jesus Rocks!

[thatssoo949]

tough crowwwddddd lol

[SHOUTxHIxHEYxHELLO]

"Hey Zach are you going to get some pussy!?"

[Joecooool69]

cuz who gives a FUCK!!!

[grayfox3284]

Zack Galifianakis. Funniest human being...ever.

[Robem69]

Diarrhea is worth eleven points.

[mmbhorn]

@Robem69 Well, it would be a Bingo, so it would be worth 61 points.

[Spazzy158]

@Robem69 You're an idiot. Depends on where on the board you put it, faggot

[ALmakoto]

@Spazzy158 your such a nice person. the added on faggot part gave your sentence a touch of class

[RisingVapre]

@Spazzy158 Don't be so happy dude.. it's only scrabble. ^^!

[rodionrraskolnikov]

@Robem69 Plus 50 bingo points for using all your letters = a shit load of points!

[seanmbarnes]

@Robem69 If you get it on a triple letter and use all your tiles "it's worth a shitload of points". Come on step your Scrabble game up.

[bannannas5]

@Robem69 well..... it depends

[bplsports92]

@Robem69 Its actually 61 because you use all of your letters

[goose11vball]

@Robem69 Not if its on a triple word

[PlaztekNerd]

@Robem69 Does that include TW or DL !!!!!!!!

[polyopulis]

@Robem69 +50 for using 7 tiles

[djonasse]

@Robem69 not if you get it on triple word score, dood B)

[gbmodern]

@Robem69 7 tile bonus. Boom.

[seanbryan23]

@Robem69

It's actually worth 12 points. And that's if there's no bonus squares under the letters. Yea, I'm *that* guy.

[DruNation]

He's not a bad pianist

[noLifetoRevive]

that woulda been my ticket out!!! LMFAO

[ps3sucksassballs]

hes just full of one liners . boring 

[ArticulateSkater]

@ps3sucksassballs You are boring.

[SASJKL]

@ps3sucksassballs his one liner's funny.

[lightlord99]

I'm not gunna lie after I watched this I tried mapquesting one of my neighbors houses. There was only a start and endpoint and the estimated time was 8 seconds hahahaha.

[CatGameDaiyE]

I'm really really disappointed that he did a 'slow children playing' street sign joke... The rest of it's good though :-)

[animeisland420]

it says buy it . i'll just dload it so there

[sierraj8]

I almost got fuckin' Kangaroo Jack, Almost!

[dlinh99]

damn he reuses a lot of jokes

[TheMightyKCJ]

I think im still a little bit immature for this sort of comedy, however i can appreciate his style and i understand this can be hilarious to the right viewer.

[polishpunk911]

cause who gives afffFFFUCK!!

[eiroight]

nice beard

[eldiablosrojo]

WHAT MUSICAL PIECE IS HE PLAYING? Seriously.

[DannyMalooly]

@eldiablosrojo Dude he's literally just playing random things on the black keys. All pentatonic, he probably just has a few patterns that he keeps playing so he doesn't have to think about it too much. Try it out on a piano just playing the black keys, you'll notice it sounds just like this haha

[zimmcat]

stick to acting!

[ALQue11]

@zimmcat Stick to not commenting!

[StupidNutter]

@MrLlamaPro It's a pretty obvious joke so although I think Jimmy came up with it first, I don't think zach stole it.

[everlastingobbstoper]

if i got fuckin kangaroo jack i would be n front of fuckin bald carol here! that woulda been my ticket out! but nooo! i gotta sit here and entertain you fucks!

[WeDiggin4swag]

diggin4swag com

[touchinpun]

" I almost got fuckin kangaroo jack, almost!" -hahahahaha!!!!!!

[scootbp93]

oh....

[Rudy4President]

I once put an altoid in my asshole...

that's it...

[thegreekmatt]

too bad the audience sucks

[MiKeDoNaDiZZle]

funniest man alive!

[aztobia]

Too bad he didn't come up with any new material for when he was introduced on SNL

[whitestripesftw]

His piano playing reminds me of some of the more somber stuff on the Sims 1. It's awesome! So is he.

[bonnaroo08]

Such a brilliant observationist. You'll see what I mean.

[libbydonut]

4:40

[ziggysvatek]

I just realized that Bo Burhnam took Zach's ford focus/add joke. I love you Bo and I know you are a fan of Zach, but come on!

[ndgoinalltheway]

wow bo burnham stole the add ford focus joke

[diggerf16]

that's such a generic joke.

[anonymous11228]

"i almost got fucking kangaroo jack! fuck!!!!"

[bungbung13131]

everyone needs to watch his series "Between Two Ferns" on funnyordie... i was crying

[masonb]

@bungbung13131

Ya when he interviews Natalie Portman killed me. It was a rare time that I cried laughing

[bigbreezy56]

those are really old tho

[seanmbarnes]

@bungbung13131 Harden the fuck up Steffon

[USOA]

@bungbung13131 haha hell yea soo good



[fazelife]

i love how weird he is. i love it...and i get it.

[gasthatsmells]

Good for you? The fuck you want, a prize?

[fazelife]

@gasthatsmells what? fuck you

[DustyDinkleman26]

"i once put a altoid in my asshole...and o thats it"

[pocketocrisps]

i almost got kangaroo jack!

[arcticjungle6]

didn`t demetri martin use the diaherrea joke

[elijahcrigger]

Dude if he did...find it, and I will beat his head in! YOU DON'T STEAL FROM ZACH GALIFIANAKIS!!

[arcticjungle6]

hahaha i don't know who said it first though.

[elijahcrigger]

Zach didn't steal that...and he would never steal that...don't you...don't you ever say he stole that again.

[HungryTreeTV]

:) tim and eric

[elijahcrigger]

@HungryTreeTV Wow...surprised anyone got that!

[HungryTreeTV]

I know what you mean.

[elijahcrigger]

Lets make out.

[HungryTreeTV]

One sec... let me pound of meat down... oh wait thats my penis.

[HungryTreeTV]

*let me put this pound of meat down.

[princesstamika]

Nah it's different. Demetri says it's good to say it if someone wants to hug you and you don't want to be hugged, just say, "I have diarrhea and if you touch me it'll come out again".

[phenomenalx34x]

that kangaroo jack shit was funny as hell

[DrPunkin]

hahahahaha 4:24

[risefm]

"hey Zach where ya goin?  To get some pussy?!"

[mcdanie5]

WHAT in the FUCK are you talking about? I make spelling and grammar mistakes all the time, but for fuck's sake! I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say!

[johnnycoolguy9554]

Zach Galifianakis is a thief! Mainly because he stole the show on The Hangover.

[mf2kdrbombay]

@johnnycoolguy9554 Cuz he was funnier than everyone else? Thats not his fault.

[joshkatell]

@johnnycoolguy9554 that movie would be nothing without him

[zarbar2]

@johnnycoolguy9554 GOOD ONE lol

[OceanAndSilence]

the man's drinkin' beer

[JacksonShredder18]

I have a straaaaange feeling it's Sam Adams Boston Lager. Just hunch, but it feels like that has to be what he's drinking haha!

[maderHUMPER]

no fucking shit

[OceanAndSilence]

really?

[ldbboosha]

hm... I don't really care for this show. I haven't seen any of his other performances so i won't say i don't like him, but he's too distracted in this show. He looks really depressed and i can't laugh at that. I think Demitri's delivery is better than Zach's but once again, this is the only show i've seen.

[SixBarPhraseHeyHey]

That's part of his act, pretending like he really doesn't give a fuck. Dude is a genius.

[ShOCkWAveNinJA]

Actually lol 4:50

[ShOCkWAveNinJA]

4:25 best lmao

[certifiedwhiteboy]

I hate Demetri no offense to his fans...

[Toastpolice]

im like a 1/4th fan of demetri, the rest goes to zach galifianakis

[HairMetalGodReborn]

3:34 : best part

[gunnarnizzler]

did anyone else like demetri at first and grow to hate the shit out of him?

[goldengeckodave2]

@gunnarnizzler i hate him too. I think hes really arrogant, like he thinks hes really good at everything and that he thinks that hes really funny.

[BF2User5]

@gunnarnizzler i still love him

[HeadbangerzBall3]

@gunnarnizzler totally. fuck him

[acebrawler73]

@gunnarnizzler hahahaha i don't hate the shit out of him but i know what you mean. I don't worship him like i used to.

[GOrockiesbaby]

@gunnarnizzler ummm not me

[mecantbreakdance]

@gunnarnizzler I think Demetri just has really limited options with his act. You can only be a quriky nerd for so long until people hate you, just ask michael cera.

[300daysandnights]

@gunnarnizzler yeah his tv show dryed him out. he just wasn't funny anymore. R.I.P. Demetri Martin's career.

[jmack369]

He did and it's called one liners they didn't start it either.

[ukdawgs08]

this dude is hilarious..oh by the way..nice picture..spaghetti cat ftw!

[bobo754]

Zach is hilarious

[Toastpolice]

".....oh"

[serbianprincess]

on mtv like 5 years ago they did this whole show on an all gay highschool. so there is such a thing...

but umm this guy is a comedian..its a joke...duh

[justsumdude899]

"I once put an Altoid in my asshole, and... oh, that's it."

[11lNino]

Demetri Martin used to be a good comedian, but now you can almost hear his funny declining. Zach's still amazing.

[griefcomics]

Agreed. Demetri got too popular too fast. He got his own show and what not. He was funny as hell, but still needed time to sort of branch out and mature. But now he can't keep up with the demand of new material.

[briggssggirb]

I guess doing stand up for over ten years before you get you first TV show is too fast.

[griefcomics]

In his case? Yeah. Yeah it is.

[nero354]

haha i almost got kangaroo jack!

[wmorrison13]

my favorite comedian!

[TheSilverust]

A little like Charlize Theron and slot like Patrick Ewing lol

[Adownes24]

...i once put an altoid in my asshole, and...wel that's it. classic zach

[Killa913to816City]

Zach is the messiah pure, and simple. His beard gives him all is power....kind of like chuck Norris, but way more Epic.

[soggynippleses]

What is that fictional character... possibly a Greek mythology figure... His power was from his hair, and his weakness if you cut it...

SAME STORY, but with a beard.

[ststafford]

It was Samson in the bible. I'm not sure what part though.