Live is only buggy because it crashes when you reach it's 3.2 GB limit on Windows 7 64. Ableton have said nothing about Live 9 or a live 64bit. They did a no show at NAMM and never reply to the forum posts about Live's future.
Bitwig are telling us everything about their ongoing work before they even have their first customer. I get a feeling Bit Wig will be just like U-HE and be very informative, helpfull and work with us and for us.
Unless you have an IQ that confirms you're mentally retarded, I don't think anybody would have thought, for a second, that Hitler actually found out about a DAW and spoke about Live. Nor did anyone think Hitler is still alive, and the boss of Ableton. You, sir, are officially a moron.
The guy I responded too felt the need to mention that the translation was incorrect, and found it odd that the uploader had failed to mention that the video was supposed to be a joke and not taken literally ;-)
thanks guy for all the likes =) I'd never thought it would amaze so much people ^^ anyway, let's hope best from both Ableton and Bitwig; I'm pretty convinced that the next Live will be a killer, as will be Bitwig with the modular functions =)
"that's bullshit, we must do what we did since live 9. release with bugs and check forums, users will report them within a week" haha sick video, good job
@salopede30ans I disagree (btw joli pseudo xD)! Live 8 may have its flaws but honestly since 8.2.1 it has become pretty useable (even if there were bugs in the latest releases, 8.2.7 <__<). Even if missing 64 bit runs me crazy when I want to load huge sample libraries, many things are achieveable very easily with live and it won't crash so often! =)
@salopede30ans "can't locate plugin errors"? maybe did you use some old version in your sets, e.g. kontakt 4 -> kontakt 5?
anyway, I only had once a severe problem with ableton (set corrupted after working like 6 hours on it) and I sent them the set by mail and they repaired it!
But problem often come from plugins, too. What amazes me is that some day I tried to install many DAWs to compare them, and I pointed them all to the same plugin dir; they all crashed on different plugs xD
hahahahahahaha
bitwig is going to be interesting, cant wait.. and its linux so fuck me!
thisisyaren 1 week ago
lol'd. I love Live 8 though.
TheoVoidTV 2 weeks ago
I loved this and I'm a Live user, seriously though, Live got worse from 7 to 8. Also, Bitwig looks really interesting.
narki86 3 weeks ago
@narki86 *Live got worse from 7 to 8. Also, Bitwig looks really interesting.*
I disagree man. Live is better now compared to 7, but the problem (a BIG one, btw) is that it still misses lots of very important functions...
But I agree that Bitwig looks really cool
Paladinoocara 2 weeks ago
@Paladinoocara true... like the 64 bit codification and other stuff
oticowgirl 1 week ago
Hahahaha!!!!!!!!
timcapelle 4 weeks ago
Apart from an amp sim update!!
mikebgomes 4 weeks ago
live FSALFDAXC:?/ASD, but i KNOW this is going to destroy this.
ClassicCult 1 month ago
damn so i have to look for these subs now. thought i had the right srt.
bsnider0031 1 month ago
Willwin comes out when?
dopemcee 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Live is only buggy because it crashes when you reach it's 3.2 GB limit on Windows 7 64. Ableton have said nothing about Live 9 or a live 64bit. They did a no show at NAMM and never reply to the forum posts about Live's future.
Bitwig are telling us everything about their ongoing work before they even have their first customer. I get a feeling Bit Wig will be just like U-HE and be very informative, helpfull and work with us and for us.
FunnyVideoCollector 1 month ago
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FunnyVideoCollector 1 month ago
haha u made my day
23fx232323 1 month ago
EPIC LOL!
ClassicCult 1 month ago
Yo Skeleton! why so serious ? 2:04
pcpaulius 1 month ago
Ah, a parody where is this written? Title, description i cant find it can someone help me
Stormfirebird 1 month ago
@Stormfirebird
Unless you have an IQ that confirms you're mentally retarded, I don't think anybody would have thought, for a second, that Hitler actually found out about a DAW and spoke about Live. Nor did anyone think Hitler is still alive, and the boss of Ableton. You, sir, are officially a moron.
djtimwright 1 month ago
@djtimwright W T F
djcondra 1 month ago
@djcondra
The guy I responded too felt the need to mention that the translation was incorrect, and found it odd that the uploader had failed to mention that the video was supposed to be a joke and not taken literally ;-)
djtimwright 1 month ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
If you realy understand German you realise that this translation is totaly wrong and stupid
Stormfirebird 1 month ago
@Stormfirebird go see youtube.com/watch?v=cqqxRPZdfvs
Need I say more? Man, this is a DAMN PARODY
doomOo7 1 month ago 4
@Stormfirebird nobody cares.
tonefunkdef 1 month ago
@Stormfirebird PARODY?...
oticowgirl 1 month ago
@Stormfirebird fail fail fail faillllllll u fail
bombombKamikaze 1 month ago
@Stormfirebird obvious troll is obvious
euthenia 4 weeks ago
Awesome :-)
Thomasmc79 1 month ago
Awesome :D
Moanvein 1 month ago
Hahaha... Great vid!
elektrohmind 1 month ago
Excellent video, haha
lastninja64 1 month ago
You nailed it! :D
2BCBattlefield 1 month ago
thanks guy for all the likes =) I'd never thought it would amaze so much people ^^ anyway, let's hope best from both Ableton and Bitwig; I'm pretty convinced that the next Live will be a killer, as will be Bitwig with the modular functions =)
doomOo7 1 month ago
"that's bullshit, we must do what we did since live 9. release with bugs and check forums, users will report them within a week" haha sick video, good job
JimmyGr90 1 month ago
Live 8 is still such an unusable buggy piece of shit…
salopede30ans 1 month ago
@salopede30ans I disagree (btw joli pseudo xD)! Live 8 may have its flaws but honestly since 8.2.1 it has become pretty useable (even if there were bugs in the latest releases, 8.2.7 <__<). Even if missing 64 bit runs me crazy when I want to load huge sample libraries, many things are achieveable very easily with live and it won't crash so often! =)
doomOo7 1 month ago
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salopede30ans 1 month ago
@doomOo7
depends what you're on I guess, 8.2.7, macbook pro / snow leopard here, "can't locate plug ins" errors on every set, crashes every 5 minutes…
salopede30ans 1 month ago
@salopede30ans "can't locate plugin errors"? maybe did you use some old version in your sets, e.g. kontakt 4 -> kontakt 5?
anyway, I only had once a severe problem with ableton (set corrupted after working like 6 hours on it) and I sent them the set by mail and they repaired it!
But problem often come from plugins, too. What amazes me is that some day I tried to install many DAWs to compare them, and I pointed them all to the same plugin dir; they all crashed on different plugs xD
doomOo7 1 month ago
@salopede30ans thats why you buy a cheaper and better pc rather than a mac. *trollface*
RivanhoF 1 month ago
@salopede30ans N'importe quoi.... Protools HD est loin d'être aussi stable...
Lolinwhite 1 month ago
COMON ABLETON RELEASE 9
shawn106 1 month ago
lol great vid! now bring 9, come on
psarados 1 month ago
This is hilarious ! hahaha :)
Mikereticuli 1 month ago
i like the groups bit
OfficialXsist 1 month ago
This video is so 10 pages ago! It's OVER!
jit3k 1 month ago
I’m DISAPPOINTED!!!!!
gurudeclan 1 month ago
Hahaha EXCELLENT! :D
SoundWave4000 1 month ago
That is hilarious
kiDchemical 1 month ago
we expected alpha for summer NAMM :D
bumbumfx 1 month ago
Its even more funny if you know what he is saying (I'm not from Germany)
But I'm really looking forward to Bitwig Studio
RobotAndTheDEAMON 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
djmykid 1 month ago
the ableotn headwuarters... hahaha
MrRidisc 1 month ago
@MrRidisc headquarters*
MrRidisc 1 month ago
HAHAHA 'must do like we did with live 5', rofl, Yes! yes! yes!!Its funny because its true;-)
DWSdesign 1 month ago
'Wagner didn't even want to compose on Live 8' truly epic,,
euthenia 1 month ago 10
@euthenia he wanted a comping feature
OfficialXsist 1 month ago
ableton studios berlin :D
mindfestvideo 1 month ago
hahahahahahaha!!!!!
DomiBabi3 1 month ago
lololol
enzymeblack 1 month ago
that pretty much summed up everything that's wrong with Live :D
aegistron 1 month ago
May you be blessed. This is epic.
Sphereal 1 month ago
We call it Betwin
CRAM909 1 month ago
lmfao this is genius
invadermusic 1 month ago
bwahaha
inaudibleuk 1 month ago
Spot on.
MrJETCITY 1 month ago
@d33pS3Ad1v3r: sorry man, I'm french =p for the braindead part, though, I can't say.
Anyway, more seriously, I apologize if I offended anyone, I did clearly not want to.
doomOo7 1 month ago
Omg, sooo good, u pretty much nailed it lol
jjohnson3030 1 month ago
Censor all Bitwig Topics. Freeze Live 8 topics, NOW!
BassTooth 1 month ago
Obviously written by some american, semi-braindead piece of shit. May his innards be consumed by MSG & Coca Cola.
d33pS3Ad1v3r 1 month ago
Hahaha
sunaivod 1 month ago
LMAO. The shit has hit the fan!
gurudeclan 1 month ago
Ableton Hahaha
xSparky117x 1 month ago