An Urgent Message from J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

[rtyui136]

i'm not american!

[humanonthetube]

PINK TREACHERY!!

[tomp2008]

scary

[SJamesGray]

That Bob is a fake himself !! A Pink Infiltrator!

CURSE THIS VOOIDOO yo

[bonghit0n3]

Fuckin Pink asslickers.

[GanarfGeorgie]

BOB!!!!!!!!YAY!

[737angied]

....and a floating head is going to stop it??

[Mrumbreon1]

@737angied YES! live a life of SLACK! Salvation through SLACK!

[dean0waterz]

boring, crap, and poorly acted.

[MadraDot]

look at the url

it contains god

[unclemeat2u]

this brings me back to Jr. Bob Dobbs assasination attempt in 1984.

Let us pray to Jehovah God #1

[ZachsMind]

It's all lies! Bob is hiding his grin from us! We must make him smile again even if it kills him! ..again! OR KILL ME!

[RootbrianRocks]

@ZachsMind this is an OLD video, is there something NEW?

[ZachsMind]

something old something new,

something mutated something askew.

Well it was new to me!!!

[satinbarbi]

I paid my thirty freakin bucks. I am not pink. I better get my eternal salvation or I will be very pissed off.

[theprofit1138]

I remember when this shit was contained to back water college campuses and basement dwelling closet virgin bedroom dressers. Just more proof that the internet is an invention of the Devil!

[shotsxxx]

I have your answer but with your mighty powers shouldn't you already know?Who am I to inform YOU of something you already know.

[tomcornhole]

i need a time ticket BACK to 1998 ...the slipstream continuum skip has altered the PPQF sensors,resulting in a temporary time frame conundrum.

i mean,i've got like a hundred bucks if someone out there can find it in their HAART to helP a oLd suBBy bruddaH....

[argstudio]

All hail "Bob" and stop the infiltration of the Church by pinks! Preserve our precious SLACK now b4 X day and our stamps of redemption! ARG!!!

[tomcornhole]

this has made me terriFied.

[johnnybandmember]

It was all foretold in the Book of Wilharm.

[OtterpopSlaughterMop]

WE ARE ALL DOOOOOOMED! But I really wouldn't worry about it if I were you.

[boulderjunk]

Dobbs 666? naw it's Phillips 66. bobco is still drillin 4 o ba ma

[pureevilfnord]

An obvious forgery. Probably used to pull in and track "Bobbies". Using advanced audio/visual techniques, it has been determined that the recorded "voice" of "Bob" emanates from an obese, sedentary, mouth breathing male with untrimmed facial hair. Hardly "Bob".

Believe it if you need to.

[Bigswifty75]

pureevilfnord got it right, total pinkboy pablum, Stang would not approve. Probably from those heathens over at the church of Connie's panties.

SELAH!

[tomcornhole]

@pureevilfnord you forgot "livin' in yo mamas basement,trustafarian south parK watcher and gonad suppLementaList"

[BenZeneProject]

Praise BOB!, I will find your grin and take it for myself!

MuaHaHYahaHaHahahaha!

I am the new slack master!

Lo, I am Reverend Dr. Ben Zene! All will slack off before me now!

All your base are belong to us!

[delirus42]

All your base are belong to us.

Take off every grin.

[midguardz]

are all your cult members insomniacs that just like eye candy to masturbate to? cause sure as hell your cult isn't a sex one like orange people cause you're all too slack to get off the computer screen.

[stromg34]

Subgenii stop masturbating in front of our computer screens once per year to visit our ancestral ritual mating grounds in Sherman, NY.

If you didn't see it happen, then it's probably true.

[wiimakevideosforlif3]

fukin cult

[NETTWERKEDD0TNET]

JOIN US.

[rtyui136]

OMG guys! We got to get his smile back or he'll not save us on exis day!

[CloudAYB]

sweet joke, people :D

I lol'd

[sanchezdot]

cool :)

[thunderbolt1972]

so ridicule. aw poor americans have no beliefs to look forward to. leave them poor souls alone. thier better off with christianity. dumb

[rtyui136]

fuck you

[thunderbolt1972]

lol, you sorry ass american. fuck you. greedy oil pigs.

[CloudAYB]

Bob is dead.

[chrsstms]

Long live Bob!

[CloudAYB]

Yeah right, Long live a dead guy named Bob...I don't even want to explain how dumb your statement was...

[LASVEGAN2007]

"Bob" spelled sideways is "Obb".

[SaturdayMorningAlive]

All right guys, if you dont mind I'm going to go smoke myself a big pipe of "Frops" If you know what I mean ;)

[RaNDyCHaOs]

thats not even bobs voice!

[SaturdayMorningAlive]

That IS Bob's voice, for "Bob" come in many flavors, times, shapes and voices. All hail "Bob"!

[dadaist4christ]

Bob is Grin! That's all... Beware of false profits.

[deathtobill5]

wow all of you sound like freakin lunatics

and i think that's is just awesome

[sausage4mash]

wish da pinks would just slack off , hail bob

[OcarinaWolf]

If the pinks would get their slack back, then there would be no more church of the SubGenius. There has to be pinks for the world to be in balance. Belive in 8661.

[JACKOFSPADES253]

lol

[fake2]

SLACK OFF AND LIVE FREE!

[dmjarrington]

You all sound like raving lunatics, and I love you all.

[WatchingStuffIsGood]

Very cool. Reminds me of that Max Headfield or whatever that guys name was.

You know you could try this out on that yobi contest.

[jimn35]

you have HIJACKED BOB...I was there and know what he really stood for...he is not about this.

[delirus42]

These are the ramblings of one of the many False "Bob"s.

[kittieblue80]

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[kittieblue80]

anastacia,,, ?

[sannie08]

that was an epic message!

[MuleHead06]

PRAISE BOB!

[zootrunner]

The Church of the Subgenius is dark and disturbing indeed. And wrings of the devil in disguise. But hey, fuck them if they cant take a joke.

[SigalaSigala]

Hell yea!

Rev. St. Bong Tokker PhD.

[e23slack]

Send your $30 to "Bob" or kill me!

[jerryeberts]

Praise "Bob"! I was slaved by "Bob" and the Church some years ago and I still haven't got my Prairie Squid. By the Sacred Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer, where is my Squid? (I am so horny, even with plenty of slack.)

[kuneary10]

OMG kool. =)

[izdagrimeyone]

praise BoB and if i see BoB on the highway i will shoot him as he would want me to

[coolfoilhatman]

the grin has been taken by falsifiers

but once Ron Paul becomes president

he will accidentally discover the grin and return it, without even realizing

[roneugenius]

Thats funny.......and scary....but true!

[shakmooll]

has it yet been returned

i still live so it must be true

[TheMaverickMJ]

I now know my mission. The grin MUST BE RETURNED!!! Die, traitor!  I'm not going to get stuck on this pinko hellhole to save YOUR ASS!

[XxJudgeFloydxX]

Bigboss023, His likeness, and his catch phrase "I'd suck it!" is based on a fictitious character and is trade mark of The Great Xel Productions. All rights reserved.

[jack00008]

I KILLED MEGAMAN

[NotSoOldHippy]

"Bob" is losing his hair! Yiels!

Kill Rev Stang.

[ArtemiaSalina]

Fantastic job with BLENDER, Reverend! I'm trying to learn how to use it myself, and I'm blown away by how well you've mastered it! It must've taken you forever to do!

[zwarkin]

im am right with BOB i reach i am one

[mcgrewrich]

Hey Conspiracy Normals, try using Google or Wikipedia if you want to know who J.R. "Bob" Dobbs is. Once you find out, you had better join the Church of the Subgenius, or the space aliens will come in flying saucers and kill you on X-Day, which will be on July 5th, 1998. That is in less than a month.

[TruSlack]

Don't join the church! It is the ultimate expression of the meta-conspiracy that runs deep within our Yeti-DNA. Create your OWN church. Quit your job and SCHISM! For information on how to start your own UNIQUE religion, send $1 to Stamp Out BOB, P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH, 44118. Ask for Pamphlet Number 1, "The Truth About BOB"

[TheMaverickMJ]

It's too late. They're coming! The Xists are coming, and it's TOO LATE FOR THEM!!! Unless their $30 is postmarked by July 1st, 1998, they're FUCKED! They're on their way, and they will come! NOW!!!! HURRY!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!!! Send "Bob" money NOW before he decides some pink boy's whore is more deserving of his mercy!

[londonk07]

this movie/clip makes no scence and is very retarted

[babymonkeypirate]

But mispelling words in a not-very-helpful comment makes lots of sense and is totally unretarded.

[booozehound]

babymonkeypirate- I believe you meant to say non-retarded. I'm not trying to make you feel bad but i felt the need to tell you your absolutely wrong. It's good that you corrected his spelling, but someone has to correct the correctors. If someone is incorrectly corrected the correctee could file a non-correction suit in which the corrector could be found guilty of uncorrectly correctionness and be stripped of his right of correctionable correcting.

[St4yTru3]

perfect...

[theimperfektman]

imperfection should be made apparent to the improperly-impersonated-imperf­ectionist: i.e. "..could be found guilty of incorrect- correctioning and be stripped of his correctional-correctnitude." -i'mboredhowaboutyou-

[PlanXfromMars]

it's all just a cover for the invasion. the earth is being changed to suit the preferences of beings who evolved on another planet. soon, we will all be enslaved to mass produce cheap tourist souvenirs and silk screen t-shirts for four-armed, three-headed gobs who leave smelly slime trails all over our sidewalks.

[SterlingSolomon]

Wake Up Pink Boy!

[burteriksson]

® <- Does this mean anything to you? Answers are obsolete.

[rasputin1918]

ATTENTION TO ALL TRUE SUBGENII: on August 23 2007, tHe GriN WIIll be suckered haRMfuLly into the slotmachine...I repeat: the gRiN wil be sucked haRMFULly into the slotmachine. In order for ThiS to proceed (011101123) rallying by the pink will be subduded by one in the STINK  (b.h 90210).

[void212]

No, you didn't pay because the SLACK IS NOT IN YOU!!!

"Bob" will smoke you. No Pink is too sticky and rich in alkoloids for the Pipe.

[misconfiguration]

Hail "Bob"

"Moses parted the Red Sea, Oppenheimer split the atom, but "Bob" cut the crap." - Steve Antczak

[kinfish]

praise the magic head wound fairy

[MongoMcMichael]

We've got to hurry! 1998 could happen at any time!

[alexmcneely]

That was bitchin

[skitten9]

i can't believe so many people watch this and post a comment saying "i don't understand". if that is the case, move on and forget it. why bother saying anything when you don't have the slack in your heart? you never WOULD understand.

[XsapphickizzezX]

Dont do that! You'll get 'em started asking stupid questions like "omg wtf is teh slack lmao lol zomgzbbqgrass". trolls are pink. dont feed 'em.

[KentBarrett]

The grin is gone

The grin is gone away

The grin is gone baby

The grin is gone away

You know you done me wrong baby

And you'll be sorry someday

[godfist787]

what the hell is the church of subgenius and who the fuck jr"bob"dobs

[CaveatSpectator]

This would be so cool if a different voice was used. That is not Bob.

[jimjimereeya]

My bad, I think I have his "grin". I did find myself grinning a little.... and since I have not sent in $30 to the Church, I am still a pink (maybe I didn't pay because I have the "slack" in me)-- please don't smoke me Bob.

[agenttachyon]

You need "Bob" to tell you what you really think.

[DrShocker]

DOWN WITH THE PINKS

[divinegeometry]

Look up the church of the subgenius, noobs

[patmagalhaes]

I WOULD APRECIATE IF SOMEONE EXPLAINS TO ME THIS VIDEO... sorry I didn't get

who are the pink, the yellow and the green?

[agenttachyon]

dubya dubya dubya dot subgenius dot com.

[vaginalcavity]

sure is...

ppl this guy's the devil and god fused into one

[rdelaney]

i wish I knew wat was going on

[bobdwilliams]

Could this be the same Bob that walks the earth in huckster's shoes?

[Fancy09]

what?

[Torr1boy]

what is he talking about?

[HoshiPresents]

how can he yawn without his pipe falling out?

[stinkfart]

It's permanently attached. Safer for all of us that way, I'm afraid.

[ArtemiaSalina]

> how can he yawn without his pipe falling out?

I'm still convinced that He CAN'T. I think "Bob" has to talk with His teeth clinched, and that makes Him hard to understand. That's why we haven't been Ruptured yet. Rev. Stang must've misunderstood "Bob" when He told him the date. It probably sounded like "Hoo hi, Hih, Ine een iney ate," or something, which could mean ANYTHING.

[Ray47238519]

The SubGenius Must Have Slack!!

[19fabio92]

i dunt get it wuts this

[zootier]

i dont understand one second, thats too high for me

[D4Shawn]

You need to smoke more Frop then.

[hswayne]

Bob Headroom

[bigrocco]

Hmmmm....pinks are good eating!

[agenttachyon]

Oh shit, we're all screwed now! Quick, somebody find "Bob"'s grin or nobody will have a fun X-Day this year!

[sigmundfruit]

ignor this fnord

[delirus42]

No!

[D4Shawn]

This fnord's for you!

[tatayaya]

bob es dios

denle bola a bob

el sabe

[888puma888]

praise bob dobbs

[ToonTownTerrorist]

VERY good shit! Really unique! I love it.

[monsterwaxguy]

Lovely. My computer smelled of smoke afterwards...

[JacklynHyde917]

This is freaky as hell... and very true, unfortunately.

[imbjr]

That "coming-alive" bit freaked me out.

[sisterdiscordia]

FNORD?

[delirus42]

And double-fnord!

[carneeki]

pentuple-fnord!

[pict2]

3 mules for sister fnord

[D4Shawn]

purpetual-fnord!

[Saramon]

Praise Delirus, you go boy

Praise Bob