Life as a Guido

[Rockerkid1111]

Other than the couple of flaws the end was lol funny

[Rockerkid1111]

Guns r for gangsters not guides and what Guido plays the piano really wow that says alot about u

[H4MBONE12]

Who the fuck hangs up medals on their wall? wow wat a faggot

[EdmStoner]

Guns are for gangstas not guidos

[xxcjh915xx]

This is the story of my every day life.

[roosterman98]

G T L  baby

[starstrukk280]

omg the ending <33 AHAHAHAHAH

[DJJoeyEm]

thats what i do every morning when i get ready for school

[ChainsawAllen]

$45 isn't a lot of money for hair gel, mom!

[allizay121]

i dont think people realize this video was made 4 years ago, way before jersey shore

[NicolazDamian]

hahahahaha...la vita d i guidi...hahahaha

[fuckdahaterzbaby]

Yall know italians arent even dark its only southern italians, sicilians for example. Thats where all the cast of jersey shore is supposobly from.

[flyinglizard08]

gayet shit ive ever seen

[XXCo0olDudeXX]

@flyinglizard08 U mad guido bro?

[osamauremama]

Your Girlfriend must hate sleeping over.

[neomysterio]

178 guidos watched this.

[RXHardstyle]

how do you have the energy to wake up like that. i couldn't do it

[LarryScottBB]

The skin is too white, a real guido had months and months of tanning

[iSooshi]

@LarryScottBB or they just spray it on

[LarryScottBB]

@RICCOtheDON "mannaggia" is a sicilian exclamation like "god damn' "

[pokemoncreater1]

Oh my fucking god!!!! Soooo histerical at 4:10

[XxMzt4RVLCNRYxX]

u almost looked italian if u had a tan but u didnt .

[Iam4st8]

Is that a disposable camera? Fail

[707kang]

God damn, wish I lived in a house that big.

[thaone61]

174 guidos has watch this video :D

[BassBasherz]

hardstyle reached the guidos? something new they can ruin with their extra chromosomes

[HOOKERBOSS]

guido life is for ass benders and dick takers. Bring you fakn muzic playa, well fuck you silleh! dumb ass queer dancing in fron of a mirror! hahah the due is not even i ti!

[IMustBeGuido]

Its like watching life through a mirror.....

[NapsterMDS]

@iGDoNYc93sexy543 Please learn how to type & write properly.

@FallenKnightxx Please learn how to type & write properly.

@707kang Please learn how to type & write properly.

Also: You all have shitty humor. Each and every one of you. This isn't even remotely fun.

[De22Lano]

Echte hollanders

[MRwayo1]

i love it how that dude walks with the blue cap xD

[lxium]

Ahahaaha when he wakes up :')

[carameloxx]

ALL YOU WHO MAKE FUN OF GUIDOS ARE RACIST

[Phill3VidZzz]

Gingers dont have souls ,,,

[FallenKnightxx]

Ur don't even tan

[707kang]

@iGDoNYc93sexy543 LOL your a fucking clown. You have any idea, how stupid you sound?

[AshiteratsuAka]

@iGDoNYc93sexy543 well im not jealous of your stupidity and your IQ, you probably have an IQ of a retarded chicken

[kaneywaney]

Your piano needs a tune like you need fake tan.

[Tschiihad]

what is the name of this song?

[RICCOtheDON]

@Tschiihad 2007 Technoboy- Italian Hardstyle vol 11.....That was a good year for hardstyle.... you should also check out Toto Cutugno - L'italiano Techno Remix. shyt is tough!! oldie but goodie!

[sweenkingandwow2]

real guidos have elvis hair and are italian mobsters :P

[Xarieus]

This guy was guido before guido was mainstream

[Guidtastic]

haha i like the sopranos ending you got there bro

[3670Chris]

What is guido means?

[kkkatie00]

@3670Chris A trashy type of Italian.

[kkkatie00]

@3670Chris A trashy type of Italian. Watch Jersey Shore and you'll know. A lot of Italians aren't Guido, though. Just keep that in mind.

[gotubeogle]

@kkkatie00 most are though...

[kkkatie00]

@gotubeogle Nobody in my family is guido....

[3670Chris]

What is guido means?

[Shadesx666666]

BEIN A GUIDO IS A PART OF LIFE HAVIN ASS

[Glinter69]

168 people are Guidos watching this

[LuparaBianca66]

Looks more like "Life as a german/irish homo"

[b3njamin0912]

LoLoL I bet guidos do carry around toy guns when noone is watching haha

[cryteeek]

lmao..

[hipnajit]

I almost died when you were dancing in bed hahaha!

[djbassickz]

Hey what can i say were pretty awesome! sophisticated we play music! work out, and know how to have a good time! always fun to be around haha

[mattschack1]

GAY

[Nofear210]

Lmao just comes outta bed RAGIN!

[billyvesar]

Wheres the Italian flag dude?

[RyoGa777]

death to guidos....I am Italian and....DEATH TO GUIDOS...XD what a shame

[erandome]

aha it ends like the sopranos!

[iRock4Reall]

wakin up like this doesnt make u a guido...i mean i do and i aint a guido

[Cartman941]

I wish I woke up energized like that every morning

[Moongirl330]

I can understand , that you are unhappy because your a GUIDO !!

I have to life with a GUIDO omg...EVERY DAY A GUIDO FACE !! :DD

[Rachellex33]

name of this song?

[ErikaAshley21]

@Rachellex33 the songs are in the downbar

[GamingLiam]

some skinny arse guido get pumped up abit bro

[Daniel1The1Polski]

yo that is sick channel sunglasses!

[TheBbergner86]

Very funny

Your character should have been shot at the end ( or 10 seconds into the video )

[caradonna5]

I honestly only laughed at the part were your dad fcked u up . Lmfao

[Hairmetaller86]

Haha I love this. Most acting or skits uploaded by youtube users is embarrassing. This is great haha.

Bravo Amico

[homeslice5000]

If there's anyhing that Staten Island should be known for, it's the fact that most of its residents can't keep themselves from masturbating in public. The problem is so bad that there are even special receptacles placed along the sidewalk just for this purpose (which like trashcans are never used!) I was in a dollar store there once, and the cashier began masturbating right in the middle of the transaction! I was so appalled that I insisted she keep the change. I've never seen a more filthy city

[meggie546556]

@homeslice5000 your kidding right!

[GaRaVuSa08]

Playing the piano beautifully is such a guido thing to do. I don't think I can handle it.. I'm sure Situation plays the violin.

[AshBethel]

Now that is how you wake up in the morning.....or afternoon

[hottyeyez]

@AshBethel i know ay, wudnt it be great if we cud wake up like that xD

[AshBethel]

@hottyeyez

When I first wake up I can barely remember my name much less to grab a pair of sunglasses off the nightstand haha

[bkzfinest40]

160 people are not guidos

[JerseyShoreVideosX]

ACCESS THE LATEST EPISODE OF JERSEY SHORE AT MY CHANNEL

[SUPERCR0WL]

The techno gives me bad drug memories.

[NWarriorLax20]

wht sport are all those trophies and medals in ur room from?

[Animalrights543]

1 beer bottle? definitly not a guido

[dougler500]

@Animalrights543 lol its not even beer its perrier even better

[xm8563]

@dougler500 its not perrier its peligrino

[Neum10Mooneeb]

hehe

[PR0G4M3RING4M3S]

hahahaha funny shit bro

[a8hurley]

LMFAO when he puts the glasses on after waking up and startspumping LMAOOOOOOOOO

[maz323se]

Pull the trigger! For the love of God, Please pull the Danm Trigger!

[MrTrey93]

there's a 60:1 guido to regular people ratio in staten island. that means for every1 regular person living there, there are 60 guidos. must suck to live there

[songbird525]

is this a joke?

[JaviSoFreshh]

Funny at the end, but these spoiled rich kids have nuttin better to do, then make videos of themselves being wannabe guidos, lmaooo watch my vids to see some real guido videos, with a few comedy but more guido videos to come!

[highvoltage888]

@JaviSoFreshh your vids are def not funnier than this

[marcetclaude]

this is good

[PKRFEEN08]

LMFAO. How can you even hate on this.

Dude at 4:12 fuck man, your seriously my hero.

You swagger in undeniably the most intense shit ive ever seen.

Fuck haters, there just jealous they didnt make this or are actual guidos

[keithpetree]

haha

[TheSopranos22]

ahahaha well done The Sopranoooos!!

[pauls317]

lame

[BriANNaBabii1125]

Lmfaao the dancing when he woke up was the besttt

[scir91]

i am a real life guido. nothing wrong with it.

[BlackToyotaTacoma]

@scir91 Shut up douchebag.

[scir91]

@BlackToyotaTacoma thanks

[mnm483]

the way he gets out of bed is f'n priceless!!

[missJillx3]

the guy at 4:05 is my idol. i love how he throws the wiffle ball bat then stops and goes back it's like wait i need that. anyway this is my family. i also love how at the end he fights with his mom...classic!

[marcin25xxx]

uhm is that a bottle of San Pelegrino mineral water??? lol

[NYCxGAMING]

nvmd i just read the description

[NYCxGAMING]

Whats the name of the song in the beginning

[ItalianStallion2015]

the guy at 4:13 is the best hahaha

[supervillan]

LMAO

[fr3sh2d3ath55]

Lol.... haha i dont think any guido does this but I laughed so hard..

[xEtchiSketchx]

LMAOOO The best part was when he started playing piano

[Johnson5539]

watch?v=xXNRtNkzbFg

Funnier

[ruffo007]

was that cuban coffE?

[jokerwp33]

Ahaha I haven't seen this vid in a year but I was like WTF tht was hardstyle nd I didn't even no bout tell I saw it again nd btw headhunter in NYC April!!!

[lovepeacenappiness23]

nice shades

[vtran91]

0:44 LMAO

[bmx4life56]

like the choice of music haha hardstyle ftw

[PandaPassCrimson]

Look up the HILARIOUS song "Guido is a Lifestyle"

[124W12]

0:44 was best

[stillmatic03]

sweet disposable camera

[SamBurkkk]

OMG hahahah damn dude so funnyy.

[mujjuman]

LMAO best movie ever

[Djcrazzymixer]

lmfaooo

[romka4567]

lmao this is better than the fkn life of the gotti kids ahahhaa

[Uclah91]

lol @ the room with medals hung on the wall

[n1rockyfan]

jersey shore best show evar. nicee vid

[kokid1191]

6:10 that dance is so ugly lol

[zahiron]

Guidos usually have a bottle of sparkling water next to their mouth when they wake up?

[Polskaxlaska18]

i dance like that when i wake up.. na lol jk.. id have to be on something to do that.. lmao

[statenislandgirly]

The piano part was kind of unpredictable.

[statenislandgirly]

Lmao who dances when they get up especially from a hangover.

[vtran91]

guidos?

[25jacked25]

song name anyone? i would love to know, also jokes ass video the end scene was awsome when he rips the shirt

[nelson4568]

if i say stop by citizen is the part where the kid comes out with the bat the one in the beginning is by girls of hardasia

[liteemupquikk]

for the song at 4:00 , is there a name / artist i can find it at Please :D

[nelson4568]

if i say stop by citizen

[stone35077]

I have never heard of a Guido.....wht is a guido someone who goes to night clubs

[brewskhee]

Guido was a derogatory term for Italian Americans in the past. However, now it means some fake-orange tanned, juiced up meathead, who blows out their hair, cusses alot, drinks Heinekens and jagermeister, goes clubbing alot, beats their fat girlfriends, listens to techno, and is usually from Staten Island or Jersey.

They might be the most made fun of group of people in the states.

[VituMV]

italian descendants who think they came from italy straight off the boat and have connections with the most dangerous mafiosos. also guidos are guys who think they're girls by worrying too much about their looks and guidettes are girls who think they're guys and will try to fight off anyone who looks at them weird, amongst other reasons... just watch the mtv guido stuff

[statenislandgirly]

Wtf can you imagine a guido woke up like that. Lol hilarious

[SchoolofLuke]

ROFL, this was epic!

[TheSkaterboybrc13]

is he actually a guido?

[sonic42797]

lol at the last scene

[lilmissitaly1]

OMG!!! I think i fell inlove with this man, Funny as hell

[jawXkneeXmusic]

hahaaaaa matt this is amazing! love, michcella

[Ayoforzaitalia]

I always laugh at this video..my boy always says this is me..fml.

[deliciousexquisite]

keep these guido videos coming.

[NWarriorLax20]

love this vid u cnt hate on this hahahah

[ks93kc12]

its like he knows...

[pepsi2386]

best guido on youtube

[ArielleIsHamming]

lmao i loved this!!!!!!

[XxSiLvAxXx]

OMFG HAHAHA the kid at 4:12 just cracks me up omfg the way he moves AHAH

[gallumhrasha]

ahah this is so funny

[VolanteDB5]

hahahah

[3vilaznboy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH a framed picture of Arnold...

[StarclassicD]

SAN PELLEGRINO AHAHAHA

[jingar94]

hahahaha!

[lakerwres157]

The subtle things make this funny, techno, whiffle ball, sunglasses, Gel, Arnold

[Dexterous1]

$45 isn't a lot of money for gel ma. .. haahhaha

[hugegreendayfan178]

he director its ur cous da 1 hu broke his leg da video is sooooooo funny i told all my friends can u make a sequel and let me be in it plezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[kixboxkid]

dude where is vinny the chin in this documentary... that is the real funny shit....guido for life vinny..... his video is sick

[xbabii2006]

what does he say at 6:34

i neeedd to knoow haha

[Meatball358]

disgrace to guidos? isnt that an oxymoron? guidos by definition are a fuckin embarassment/disgrace

[ILoveRavenc]

let me guess,u guys made the ending of the vid like the ending of The Sopranos? ;]

[missJillx3]

when i wake up im just like that...all sleep then just strt dancing....ya no the normal italian thing to do. haha jk. i wish.

[funkymnkybella]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

this is great!

[Victoria123236]

i love the dad at the end. ohhhh that made me laugh :)

[ItzAftee]

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo

[deathtoall4444]

whats the song name at 4:00???

[drummerkid702]

not now cheif...im in the fuckin zone!