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  • DAG NAB IT!Let's see if you cotton pickers can go 30 days without mentioning the name "rick sanchez".

  • This went from Southern Fried to David Lynch very quickly.

  • idiots

  • The truly frightening thing is--I've met one or two like the idjit on the left down South.

  • He killed a guy comin home from miami dolphins game with his dad. hit and run.

  • Fox news is not on God's side, they are on the Pentecostal's side... that is a huge fundamental difference!

  • Dirty Sanchez is a scumbag. He got drunk one night & ran a man over then fled the sence, leaving the guy to die. When he got caught & this day, he refuses to take responsibility or to pay his victims family court ordered restitution. A true piece of shit.

  • Legalize drugs so Limbaugh can be legal. Fox News is for bitches.

  • rick sancheese is a liberal bigot..........

  • liberal bigot...hmmm thats an oxymoron

  • liberals hate anyone that disagrees with them.......

  • yea, so do conservatives..its called politics (struggle for ideas)

  • i love fox news....i will listen to cnn but i always go back to fox. they make more since than any of these news channels. fox news is on Gods side and so am i

  • lmaooooooo......ur not serious, right?

  • why wouldn't i be serious? i do love fox news. think about it.....god isnt for murder-democrats are for abortion (even at 6 months), god says homosexuality will not enter the kingdom of heaven......democrats are for gays and lesbians. DO I NEED TO GO ON. YOU CANT BE LUKEWARM, EITHER YOUR FOR GOD OR YOUR NOT. just because its 2009 doesnt mean god has to change to be hip or in todays time. god has never changed and never will. he loves us all but we have to repnt of our sins and try to do better.

  • lol..let me enlighten you.....god does not exist...ur right its 2009, so fucking evolve and get out of the dark ages....i feel sorry for people like you....its a shame, o well you can all go kill yourselves becuase of "god", survival of the fittest, survival of the smartest in this case..

  • All you guys who dismiss Limbaugh listeners as being some kind of dumb mass, keep it up. Keep your collective heads stuck in the sand. You'll never see it coming.

  • "... black empty void...."

    Indeed.

  • rush is anti american he promotes hate for the weak minded people and make millons from those mind that can't think for thereselves

  • Well said. Rush Limbaugh is a self-promoting propogandist. The fat fuck is laughing all the way to the bank because there are so many retards who believe what he espouses.

  • Your name clearly explains the function of your brainwaves and number of cells.

  • Say what?

  • Just like his twin, Michael Moore.

  • That explains the ratings vs. Air America... and they stole money from the Boys and Girls Club to get that started, bonus, no problem putting Franken on the hill. Hmm, wonder what would happen if it was even implied Rush thought of running for the hill?

    Kinda like the 'fringe' that watches Fox... only doubled all other cable networks last month.

    Some can admit they made a huge mistake and want to know more about who they put in office... and wean off the hopium, others, still addicted.

  • No specifics? Typical lib stain, throw out accusations, listen to the stooges on ABC, CBS, NBC, PMSNBC and CNN. Listen to Rick Sanchez, the drunken CNN anchor, he is on top of his game! Did Rush pull a drunken hit and run? Hypocrit!

  • I wanna keel me sum commie librils

    ...and people who want to improve my healthcare.

  • Yeah how many people watch MSNBC anyway

  • the republick party don't have the right to ever disagree with flush, i mean rush! just ask michael steele! so even if you could use government help with healthcare for yourself or family, you will be scorn in you get it! why? well, once again, rush doesn't like the democrat idea and he's always correct, because he's a republick party member! good luck, marcus mixx

  • These guys are smarter than anyone at FOX!

  • You all realize that these two are actors, right? And that this is satire?

  • rush sucks.........................­beck

  • I challenge you not to fuck your sheep for a month.

  • now if you excuse me. I have to go and have sex with my second cousin on my lawn couch

  • Hey Tony, having sex with 2nd cousins isn't weird - enough genetic variance. There are no laws in any of the 50 states against marraige between 2nd cousins. It's 1st cousins that's a bit dicey and wierd. Even the scientific evidence of the harm of 1st cousins breeding is in question. Just thought you should know.

  • this was funny

  • i challenge you rednecks to stop fuckingyour sister!

  • the news is becoming comfusing and loud!

  • more truth than FOX news ever gives

  • butter nn oxycontin department lmao!

    i challange u to shut the hell up!

  • 666.6666666666666

  • hi all

  • "...butter and oxycontin department" LOL!!!

  • Your crew is great.Goddamit lets get people think,-they should be drinkin--Oh hell.--Happy Summer Yall !

  • From 1:50 on.....hilarious.

  • You guys make me lmao

    I'm Black

  • ok i agree they are funny but why does it matter that your black?

  • ... in the Butter & Oxycotton department....

    Classic.

  • You know something that gets on my nerves and burns my britches?

    PEOPLE KILLIN' DOGS!

  • Jackie your awesome

  • Why isn't there more of this? Political humorous comedy that is actually funny.

  • Daily show?

  • Not as good. Stewart is...odd IMO.

  • Love it.... Don't know about Rick Sanchez...something funny about the way he talks but it isn't actually funny...stay thirsty

  • Oh lordee! I hope I didn't put my telephone number on anything I filled out to sign up for these updates...Lady Gaga?? and the big black void?..Jackie you sure know how to tell a nice bed time story...lmao...another good one!

  • You guys are brilliant. Not just lucky with one or two things but everything you guys have done is just awesome.

  • brilliant, as usual.

  • Noting but an big empty black void.... well Rick I'll talk to ya later!!

    Dam these guys are the best comedy team ever I swear.

  • I swear I heard Jackie call Rush - "Rush Limbo!"

  • I'll put a challenge to CNBC for just 1 day, see if all the anchors can resist teabagging Wall St 100 times before 9 A.M.

  • Hillarious listening to the guy go on and on with the phone message talkin about lady gaga and all that. THis stuff is funny as hell.

  • Somehow, I could tell even before I began watching my first video on this channel that these 2 guys will not be among the Obama-approving majority LOL.

  • Actually, they very much are among the Obama-approving majority.

  • Jackie is so emo!

  • inspiration for consumption of butter and oxycontin. rush touches us all in some immeasurable way. wish he wouldn't.

  • Let your Jackie Flag Fly!!!

  • Is this the RSU equivalent to being "Rick Rolled"?

  • love these liberals, we need to pray the republican party never goes away, they wouldn't have any good material.

  • "Who is Lady Gaga? I hear all the kids talking about her in the store and I have no idea who they're talking about" :)

  • Rush Limbaugh doesn't exist. He is just a character created by Fred Savage, who also plays Michael Moore. LOL!

  • thats one of the funniest things ive heard in a while lol.

  • ....was there ever "Freedom Bacon"?

  • rick sanchez an cnn blow too ! doughboy

  • I challenge Rush to not mention Obama's name for 30 days!!!!!!

  • You equate Rush with the President of the U. S.? I think you're demoting Rush there.

  • Redneck asshole!!

  • you equate what you type with comments? i think you're demoting the concept.

  • comments are comments, sport, and as long Obama continues to use scattergun lefty bullshit as "official policy", the idea of demoting him looks better and better.

    note the whinging from the left when Obama inevitably continues Bush admin. policies.

    at least he's smarter than most of the ignorant 'knobs who voted for him.

  • whinging? you're a brit obsessed with people who watch a satire piece on the net that depicts republicans as nabobs and rubes?

    rsu is doing rather well without your reinforcement in the commentaries. why not do your own piece? sure, some people will call it a poor imitation, but i think you have the capacity to depict the delusional dolt who lacks colbert's portrayal of the perspicacious pachyderm.

    you're off to a great start.

  • I'm not a Brit, so you started off on the wrong foot and went plegic from there.

    rsu makes fun of US politics in general, those who think it only "depicts republicans" are either deaf or daft.

    you've commented twice that I somehow have no right to comment - lefties are always in touch with their inner fascist...

  • lmao. whinging is a british term. plegic is not a term in any dictionary i have. sure, you have a right to comment, while you have your diapers changed.

    cerebrally challenged much?

  • You don't know what "whinge" means? It's an accurate description of what comes out the flanhole of the lefty. "Plegic", as in para, also describes the mental condition of the lefty mouthbreather. Snivelling about grammar and spelling, mixed with reference to toilet functions... that's you, bozo.

    Enough of you.

    --- for the grownups:

    Note how folks continue to whinge about Rush while Obama destroys the constitution and Pelosi lies about the CIA.

    Bread and circuses... and lefty twits.

  • you dont think bush cheney did more damage to the world?????

  • If by "the world" you mean "areas dominated by medieval Islamists", yes, I do.

    Iraq, Afghanistan, "no fly" lists - those are all blowback.

  • you know its really people like you that make me relies that our education its broken.....

  • acepperson:

    How so? Medieval islamists are suffering blowback in Iraq and Afghanistan, now the cowardly child-kilers are running off to Somalia, as they always bail when faced by actual military instead of unarmed villagers.

    Your idiotic spelling and grammar mistakes are indeed proof that our education system doesn't really educate most of us.

  • you do realize that red state is a parody that yhey are not really repubatards like yyou RIGHT?????

  • We're not worthy to have you sharing your keen insight... yes, this is a real eye opener for me... this changes everything... twit.

  • I just wondered because it seems like you kinda believe the right wing drivel and choose a web site that points out how stupid it is to showcase how iintellectual the drivel is...

  • I think you soaked up to much sun

  • I do wonder why we don't see more comedy bits wherein the characters put forth the hard left's perspective, such as "U.S. is evil"; "capitalism is the root cause of poverty"; "U. S. military is imperialist".

    Oh, wait, that's the Obama administration!

    Good Lord, the U. S. is run by a poor lefty imitation of Red State Update! AAAHHHHH!

  • Haha people still think the Colbert Report is for real too.

  • Obama has stated that the "constitution has holes in it." That "everyone benefits when you spread the wealth around." That he is "more concerned with fairness," NOBODY CARES. Obama is going to bring the change we all need, socialism. The ownership society gave too much responsibility to the individual and look where it got them! The sad part is how fickle the American voters are.

  • Don't forget Rush Limbaugh

    1(800) 282-2882

    In fact, I'll go ahead and add a few more good numbers for anyone who wants them.

    Sean Hannity

    1 (800) 941-7326

    Glen Beck

    1 (888) 727-2325

    Bill O Reily

    1 (877) 966-7746

  • Yeah, call all four of them... they're just waiting for another lefty no-mind to prove how ignorant, arrogant, and muddle-headed the left are. Go for it, kids!

  • yay harper's island!

  • talents on loan from GOD

  • soy bacon is pretty good! better than turkey bacon...

  • That's O.K. Obamas ratings are a hell of a lot better than faux news

  • You can't be serious?

  • Jesse Ventura and Ron Paul - 2012

  • "Old fatty"  that's what we'll call Rush from now on!!!

  • Why do children and teens want to rip their parents heart out?

  • Do you ever wake up in the morning and say FUCK! I can't face another day? I do every day; 'cause the world sucks!

  • MSNBC RULES!

  • Hey Rick, Jackie Broyles here. Ever wonder why the number of weenies and the number of weenie buns don't come in the same number? I asked Mr. Slaw, but he didn't know either. Well, that's all I got. You take care.

  • since when is MSNBC the mainstream media?

    and they don't get the ratings of Fox because liberals have the internet. and it's hilarious to watch Fox"News" when you're high. or so i've been told.

  • That might explain the peculiar lefty spin on Fox news... you could only see Fox news as being biased if you're high.

  • Dude, seriously? There is not a single left of center commentator on the entire channel. There are a few sorta centrists, like Shepard Smith. But most everyone is clearly on the right wing. You're not serious right? Even my die hard Republican friends admit that Fox is clearly biased, just as i'd admit that MSNBC is clearly biased the other way. It's not a matter for debate, simply observation.

  • Dude, why do you think a lefty commentator is needed to avoid "bias"? They merely need to avoid being a shill for whatever bullshit the current admin. is trying to sell. They need to avoid spiking stories not favorable to [your cause here].

    We don't see Fox commentators swooning over Bush; other than Fox, US mainstream journalism is a joke. It truly makes Fox look impartial by comparison.

  • um no. i'm not sure you understand what bias is. it is greatly favoring one side of an argument over another in a supposed attempt to present the facts. it doesn't mean favoring the president or not favoring him. it's both. Overtly favoring one side of the debate is biased. So yes, w/o left of center commentators on Fox"News" it is biased. They certainly, by story choice and presentation, favor the right wing. Like MSNBC does the left wing. And Fox swooned over Bush constantly.

  • Fox seems biased because the other major networks are so totally Dem-sympathetic they make any more centrist attitude seem neutral.

    Why should any station be concerned about itself being biased when the field is full of Obama puppets?

  • Republicans are so far from the mainstream of America that they remind me of the Communists in the '50s.

  • HEY RICK! LoL.

  • the best jackie dialogue yet!

  • myspace can tell me "access denied" all they want to, but i can still post here.

    y'all can put down the stoner dude all you want to. he's a KID. you know you were stoners back in the day. or drunks. or something else. deny it all you want to, but you can't lie to yourself. quit casting your stones and stfu...seriously....

    as far as socialism being a great and wonderful thing? ask the countries who are running under that or have. i say you need to stfu about universal ANYTHING. yeah...

  • "The conference of German bishops excommunicated all Nazis in 1930, and in the 1932 elections forbade Catholics to vote for a Nazi. By being the leader of the Nazi party, Hitler had already put himself outside of the Church."

    Hitler didn't believe in God or his catholic religion.

  • "Christianity is an invention of sick brains: one could imagine nothing more senseless, nor any more indecent way of turning the idea of the Godhead into a mockery.... [here he insults people who believe transubstantiation] .... When all is said, we have no reason to wish that the Italians and Spaniards should free themselves from the drug of Christianity. Let's be the only people who are immunized against the disease."

    Adolf Hitler

  • "The reason why the ancient world was so pure, light and serene was that it knew nothing of the two great scourges: the pox and Christianity."

    Adolf Hitler

    Hitler sounds like regular Pat Robertson? doesn't he

  • The best thing is to let Christianity die a natural death.. When understanding of the universe has become widespread.. Christian doctrine will be convicted of absurdity.. Christianity has reached the peak of absurdity.. And that's why someday its structure will collapse.. ...the only way to get rid of Christianity is to allow it to die little by little..Christianity [is] the liar..We'll see to it that the Churches cannot spread abroad teachings in conflict with the interests of the State. Hitler

  • "Christianity is a rebellion against natural law, a protest against nature. Taken to its logical extreme, Christianity would mean the systematic cultivation of the human failure." Adolf Hitler.

    Does this sound like he believes in God?

  • "National Socialism and religion cannot exist together.... The heaviest blow that ever struck humanity was the coming of Christianity. Bolshevism is Christianity's illegitimate child. Both are inventions of the Jew. The deliberate lie in the matter of religion was introduced into the world by Christianity.... Let it not be said that Christianity brought man the life of the soul, for that evolution was in the natural order of things."

    Adolf Hitler

  • jeezychreezy1

    Although Hitler was raised in Christianity he rejected it in adulthood like many atheists do today. To give you a idea of what Hitler thought of religion ill add some quotes from Hitler.

  • Rush Limbaugh is a sophisticated form of cancer eating away at our country.

  • not that sophisticated.

  • Rush is a "cancer"? What hysterical bullshit.

    We don't need to go to spokesmen for socialism for any rational analysis, that's obvious.

  • Fall Guy ftw

  • He's still mad?

  • jeezychreezy1

    "He was a radical. But he still believed in God."

    He was a lunatic that used God when it served his purposes, never mind what he said look at what he actually did. He systematically destroyed all religion in Germany and replaced it with the state.

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  • oh. My. GOD. That last phone call to Rick Sanchez is EPIC!

  • To set the record straight: Hitler was not a Christian, the Nazis were not Christians, Nazi Germany was not a Christian theocracy. It was a militant secularist, socialist regime that championed the sovereignty of man rather than the sovereignty of God.

  • He was a Roman Catholic. And he used the religion to convince his people that they were god's chosen people. And even metioned him(God) in Mein Kampf. And the Jewish people were demons. Then he had a scientist collaborate and eugenics was that to do thatl. He was a radical. But he still believed in God.

  • Edit* not radical. Meant to say extremist.

  • Then why were Catholics included in the holocaust? Along with 6 million Jews, 5 million blacks and Catholics were killed.

  • Hitler was an atheist but not all atheists are as crazy as he was.

  • To straighten the record even further, many of the Nazis were Christians.

  • Actually Hitler was a militant neo-pagan fascist. He used Christians when he needed to and killed those who got in his way. But we wasn't a "socialist" in the sense of believing in class revolutions and the moral superiority of the proletariat. He just thought all power should be derived from him. He was a totalitarian.

  • "class revolutions and the moral superiority of the proletariat"? Is that your view of socialism? dividing society by class, and inventing meaningless bullshit like "proletariat"; thats Marxism, son.

    socialism is worker control of the means of production, and since that means GOV'T control, not "worker control", it's bullshit. Yes, socialism is bullshit, and marxism is the most cruel, murderious ideology ever invented.

  • the proletariat is the working class. the proletariat revolution is the workers controlling the means of production, just like you said. and you're right, it was Animal Farm.

    either way Hitler wasn't a socialist. he believed the government should control production because he thought HE should control production. the socialists believe the govt should control production because it is the people acting in concert. to the socialist there is no distinction between the party and the people.

  • wow, i didnt know they made people that realistic anymore.

  • yes, "the socialists" believe gov't should control production, that means hitler was a socialist. gov't always claims it's "the people", socialism doesn't own that concept. socialists are steeped in iles to themselves, lies they expect "the people" to believe.

  • what an idiot you are. do yourself a favor and shut your mouth so that it is slightly less obvious.

  • speak out against socialism and find the true nature of socialists. typical...

  • It doesn't take away from the fact that Hitler was a socialist and had total control over Germany.

  • "You know what Lady Ga Ga is? I heard some kids talk about that in the store. I don't know what that is". The whole message LMAO! Favorited and 5 stars. I don't know what "it" is. But yall got it.

  • No news station can go 30 days w/o mentioning Rush(Fox doesn't count as news...doest it LOL), he makes himself a very easy target for ne1 w/ half a brain...kinda like Bush and Cheney

  • rick wont return my calls dangit,,,

  • I called!

  • What!!! Jackie doesn't Twitter - cmon Jackie get with the program - y'all need to start tweeting.

  • you guys fucking rock!

  • Maddow hardly ever has a conservative guest on she usually has her cronies form the failed Air America on.

  • just a question, why is socialist an ugly word noadays? i mean, Gandhi was a socialist. (and fox is way more biased than MSNBC, but both channels are for the idiots in this country)

  • Gandhi was a pacifist not a socialist, Hitler was part of the socialist party. Fox is less biased than MSNBC because Fox actually has the opposite view point during a discussion. MSNBC is owned by GE so they have an agenda to push.

  • Hitler was part of the NSDAP, he BANNED the Socialist Party.

  • No, Hitler was part of the Socialist workers party

  • Doesn't change the fact he banned the Socialist Party, and that his first target was the Communist Party. The Conservatives, on the other hand were "absorbed" by the nazis after their leader appointed Hitler in order to gain popularity.

  • Actually it does, he was part of the socialist party who fought along side communists they only became his target when his madness led him to want global domination which is what the communists wanted. Conservatives aren't socialists like Hitler was and liberals are.

  • He was never a member of the Socialist Party. The offical name of the German Socialist Party was the Social Democrat Party, though most simply called them the "Socialists", they governed Germany for pretty much the entire Weimar period. When Hitler came to power this meant the end of decades of liberal left-centre government, and all his parliamentary allies were right-wingers.

  • No he was a member of the Socialists workers party they were fascists who had socialists policies they were left wingers through and through from the time he came to power till he died and the Nazis were crushed during the war.

  • Hitler did lead a Party called the NATIONAL SOCIALIST GERMAN WORKERS PARTY, originally it was called the GERMAN WORKERS PARTY, and is commonly shortened to nazi party. When you Conservatives state this it's like you've discovered the secret of the holy Gail, when it fact you've only repeated common knowledge.

  • None of this changes basic facts, Hitler was regarded by all left-wing groups in Germany as an enemy, due to his association with FASCISM, an ideology which vigourously smashed the Italian Socialist revolution. Of course, there was a weak left-wing current in the NSDAP personified around Stresser. This current was vaguely opposed to Hitler, and the last Social Democrat government tried to form a alliance against Hitler with the "true" National Socialists (the Querfront).

  • This failed, first because of Conservative help with getting Hitler into power and second because Hitler's henchmen fucked over anybody vaguely opposed to Hitler (doesn't matter if you were his personal friend for many years, if you promoted a Social revolution you were dead).

  • Ah, yes, the madness continues... "the nationalist sociaists weren't socialist at all".

    The left have no respect for themselves whatsoever, and no idea what a heinous and blatant lie socialism is.

  • Well, they don't fit the left-wing definition of Socialism, but aren't far wrong from what I would call right-wing front generation socialists who hated the left. When one of you people shows me proof that Hitler entered into power in a alliance with the Communists and the SDP and not, as in reality, with the moustached ultra-conservative Paul von Hindenburg I'll concede defeat.