River Monsters: Mother of all Turtles

[MrMynte]

Mother of god...

[ThErApYizTrIcKsHoT]

"very vicious jaws this end" no shit

[04GUITARPLAYER04]

fuck you homedepot.

[WH1T3YHD]

I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE DFS SALE

[AQComet]

Chuck Norris would call that bait.

[RunescapePkSociety]

Chuck Norris doesn't have to catch those, he catches ones 5 times bigger and without a fishing rod

[PokemonTCG09]

@RunescapePkSociety horrible chuck norris joke.

[mylove958]

Well he's not gonna wear a tuxedo while he fishes all arounnd the worldd. Dumbasses..

[coozgamble72]

Holy Shit!! that thing snapping scared the crap outta me!

[daRkSidEpOwerR]

ENEMY M.O.A.T INCOMING, GET TO COVER

[XxMikuMiku223xX]

@daRkSidEpOwerR  this should be a killstreak in mw4

[TheArtisticGirl1]

Imagine letting that sleep in your front yard as if it is a statue. Some dumba** comes along to touch it and it bites thier hand off? Just a thought....

[GODSRATH1]

MOTHER OF PEARL



[amitus8]

Why don't you leave a river monster alone, motherfucker.

[xxDanielJamesxx]

0:40 thats what she said lolol

[Naxadium]

MOAT

[Cheesiestmac]

At first I was like: Aww, its a turtle

Then it striked: Dear Santa...

[MrTiNGGY]

A wild blastoise has appeared!



[skullkazor2]

i hate the stupid advertisements they show bcuz we come here to watch videos not some stupid commercial...as for the turtle.....WHAT THE ****!!!

[lakerbaseball6a]

now we know where the ninja turtles. Fuck Shredder.

[starstruckt]

Lol jeremy's holy shirt makes him look like a hobo

[katerinabeana]

jeremy wade is such a fucking badass

i bet if an electric eel attacked him, he would grab it with his bare hands and fold it into a pretzel while simultaneously ladling six homeless children home-cooked goulash and nursing orphaned puppies back to health. what a hero.

[BoRSdom]

How too beat any kind of turtle: Roll it over on it's back

[DXpugs]

where is my gun?

[BoRSdom]

Badass fisher uses bait...It's super effective

Foe bigass turtle flinched

Badass fisher used super strength too get Bigass turtle up in land....It's super effective

Bigass turtle used Bite...But it missed!

Badass fisher used roll over turtle....It's super effecitve!

Foe Bigass turtle fainted

[StaleNoodle]

@BoRSdom gets no likes.

[PwnedNoobz1]

alligator snapping turtle?

[eier]

@PwnedNoobz1 giant asian softshell

[L2gamers]

NINJA TURTLES!!!

[spiffcorgi]

I like turtles.

[SHYKOOPA]

Silly Turtle, you're a turtle not a hungry hippo!

[VoidDeluxe]

poor little guy. i think using hooks to drag creatures in by their mouths is fairly barbaric. sure, he frees it in the end which is better than eating it, but he's still injured a perfectly innocent creature for no good reason. which is probably going to get eaten by someone anyhow! i love turtles, but be gentle. and i don't care if people think that's sensitive, turtles are the coolest.

[FatJackCat]

I wanna eat it.....

No not really......

I HAVE PURPLE HAIR BYTCHS!

[So1rish]

this guy gets all the pussy in the world!

[NPC1921]

a turtle gets over 1000000 views.

[KanhaiyaB81]

Isn't blastoise the ture mother of turtles?

[TheFusedplanet1]

MOTHER TURTLE XD

[DaHomieC]

shoulda used hydro pump blastoise.

[tsb555]

so who's the father? ;)

[NotAUtubeAccount]

OH GOD he dresses like a hobo on tv

[oahusquid]

Turtle, smurtle........YouTube.....oah­usquid....check out the HUGE tiger shark my son and I ran into while spearfishing in Hawaii.

[GoodMusic010]

I like turtles

[WeeManDaredevil]

Blastoise is real!

[casperado666]

what country is it?

[thetwolosers10]

and i keep hittin re pe,pe,pe,pe,peat!

[shadowXP6]

2:35 RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bavm3]

fish! yes i got a FISH!!

hang on, the trace is coming up.

damn! i got a ROCK!!

wait a second, oh it's a TURTLE!!!

[AmazinPurpleButerfly]

Is it me, or does he never find the bloody fish he's looking for? 0.o

[theoldestevil]

someone should give him a new shirt, he looks like a bum!

[xcalibur1989]

Seriously guys look it up, that isn't a turtle!! That's Dana Carvey from "Master of Disguise".

[RaGeQuiTixRePuBlicaN]

i like turtles

[Biobliter]

That is why I like teenage mutant ninja turtles.

[Tevastator]

dont fuck with the turtles bro!

[Lerm53]

It's a soft sheled turtle.

[LocoRico89]

HOLY SHIT!! That it's neck?! 2:00

[alzorama]

That must be his lucky shirt.

[mimiwent123]

@alzorama yup his lucky shirt alrite.

[TheMysteryman334]

any idea what kind it is?

[PivotMasterDXish]

why are all the top comments about pokemon?

[BagoGarde]

@PivotMasterDXish because you use pokeball to catch water creatures!

[TobiChan0014]

@PivotMasterDXish bowser isnt a pokemon its a bigass turtle dinosaur from mario

[blakedienst]

1:56 soviet rocket turtle GO GO GO!

[jsbowlingmanager399]

i would love to go fishing with him,,, Wat he dose is awesome

[FANTOMTRON]

43 peopple didn't have their pokeball

[Username214365879]

holy shit that things neck

[ndgv2]

jeremy wade is awesome.

[diabloprey]

FISH ON!!! or a giant ass turtle

[Bidmartinlo]

No way I'd swim after seeing that.... I think I'll stay on land, space or air... FOREVER! Never down to the sea, no sir! xD

[norevelation]

I have a shirt like that.

[Delticola]

That river is some wacked out habitat for a turtle, expecially a softshell species. That's rocky fast flowing mountain river. Really wild. This is an incredible video of a species hardly ever seen and one really big damn turtle. Look at "turtle bites reseacher" and you see me getting bit on the finger by a medium size turtle, 35 pounds.

[kwolfangel]

@Delticola If you are referring to the video of the alligator snapping turtle that is being removed from a net, then I tip my cap at you sir for staying so calm under the circumstances. You made the same "ho-hum" noises deciding what to do with a turtle clamped on your hand that I usually make when deciding what to order at a drive-through. You are the king of nonchalant.

[Delticola]

@kwolfangel Yeah, that was me. Trust me, what was going through my head was not nonchalant and they did edit out a few bad words after I got the turtle released. Thanks for the compliments, at the time there was no way not to stay calm. I was really lucky, that turtle got me in a part of his mouth that transitions from cutting to crushing, one centimeter more forward and I would have had a really badly cut finger, possibly cut off.

[TheTomask]

2:35 oh shit XD

[OfficialKohieArts]

OMG where is Mario where you need him

[oahusquid]

Monster turtle....YouTube...oahusquid.­...check out the HUGE tiger shark my son (15) and I encountered while spearfishing in Hawaii.

[masterQball122]

At the end the turtle was like

"Fucking bastards im going home"

[dinoderpz]

DEAR GOD!!! is that bowser?

[wietgr]

Damn nature you scary!

[stefalofagusify]

he bites his nails lol

[ROFLZuckofski]

Dat Neck :3

[kevinbergin]

That's crazy, I didn't know their necks could be so long

[texans1able]

that is not the mother have you seen that panda movie

[GuGtheone]

1000th like :) 

[akosimj02]

hes a softshelled turtle

[veelalynne]

I wonder how this specimin would measure up to Crunch the alligator snapper?

[benny3677]

i thought my turtel was big^^

[megamushroomtoad]

LOL look at 2:01

[JiS01]

Niiiice...big thingu

[kalmah456]

so was this specific turtle ever named?

[thejohnjames10]

that thing looks like an uncircumcised dick

[gunnybunni]

i agree with suprememonkey118 he does need a new shirt

[IWeKSauceI]

Lucky Fishing Shirt

[sguberdude]

holy shit!! did u see how big his neck was!! that thing was out there!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts foaming at the mouth* glah glah glah.....

[SupremeMonkey118]

he needs a new t-shirt...

[TheMegab]

u have caught a wild blastoise

would you like to give him a nickname?

[DaNiCaRaCoW]

I like turtles.

[MisuOfArabonaClan]

Animal Abuse Planet...Steve Austin freezes the giant snakes in the van uphills I guess

[timb2014]

Nice Shirt

[xxjon11]

Shouldnt catching a turtle while FISHing be considered TURTLEing?

[cimism610]

for some reason that turtle reminded me of darth vader when he went back in the water

[OMFGsoBOARD]

that turtle is definetly not circumsized

[virtualjp1]

Chuck Norris

[rvngizswt]

It's from Animal Planet itself, and the best they can do is 360p? Woooww

[TheAncientColossus]

I want a Blastoise :'[

[WankingMachine]

2:16 kickass penis

[WankingMachine]

i glitched right when it was abt 2 come out...

T.T

[turtleheninny]

I think we should all take up a collection and buy this poor man a shirt with no holes in it. Sheesh, where's his wife? My man wouldn't be allowed out of the house in a shirt like that

[KillaCamShepNerd]

@turtleheninny

so you want him to dress nice when hes in murky water holdin fish and stuff?

lol seems pointless

[kevinfebuary]

@turtleheninny i agree with you 

[muhamed1226]

@turtleheninny it probaly didnt have holes at the begining of the epesode

[TheJerrymoody]

@turtleheninny Shoot, don't ya know thats his lucky fishing shirt. I doubt he is so poor that this his only shirt.

[joncolecio]

@turtleheninny OH yeah good idea dress shirt dress pants and dress shoes for a nice murky water jungle holding fish etc. he does this for a reason survival in case if something attacks him

[jakethesnake932]

at 1:36 hes like oh turtle turtle turtle. the mother of all turtles hahah

[Gameplayers08]

where I'm from, we turn it into jelly stuff and eat it

[lakers24kobecolts18]

WTF...THAT FUCKING NECK

[refugeeman154]

Tetol Tetol Tetol 1:34

[XCanineCutieX]

I love how he just flips the turtle onto it's back. Their biggest weakness. It may have a long neck, and a painful bite, but it's still just a turtle. Lol!

[Xcoolaid]

the motha of all tutles the motha of all tutles !

[dragonslikemuffins1]

Teenage mutant ninja turtles IRL

[maupinsmason1]

man i wish i can go fishing with him someday :) whos with me??

[peytonweatherwax]

@maupinsmason1 im with you

[jandesu1]

@maupinsmason1 im in!!



[alex26998]

@maupinsmason1 me im in

[snjorRefur948]

@maupinsmason1 I'm also in. XD

[Spaceshipize]

@maupinsmason1 Goodluck fishing with 188 now 189 other people would be great fun but i think we wont catch that much huhuhah

[Moonpray]

damn and i always thought turtles are supposed to be slow...

[TheAutumnacoustics]

Misty's the best water pokemon trainer? bitch please, this guy taught misty all she knows.

[kalebisawesome9]

he caught his rare mount

[Manhitbybus]

BIG STONE, HERE!

[pettystone]

laying a turtle on its back is so incedibly mean....and funny

[GrandeSalvatore96]

"pokemon reference" "automatic thumbs up"

[penguinswaddles]

when you turn them over the blood goes all the way down like if we are upside down the blood rushes to the head and not the inportant parts so we can dies same thing with turtles and if there rare i recomend you don't do that

[foxdemon2good4u]

its neck... just like my penis

[joepower1234567890]

So...Discovery channel couldnt buy him a good T-shirt?

[ThatOneGuy3211]

Wow that thing could snap an arm in half.

[PLAT1NUMKN1GHT]

haha that would be funny if he bit that guys weener

[Iamacandylover]

Flip it on it's back! It won't move! ;D

[Iamacandylover]

1:53 you see the turtle in this one. :D

[Iamacandylover]

~Has the urge to watch animal planet~

[jiahengftw]

is not a monster

[teddysux]

I can't imagine anything else except uncircumcise penis

[brazeification]

jeremy wade is ma hero

[MUSblackops]

poor turtle!!

[TheLAZP]

ooooh shit!!!! bad turtle!!! good thing they're being eaten! revenge for humans! lols...

[hojima]

@TheLAZP Fuck you you idiot. Revenge for what? They dont kill people you stupid cunt.

[AssassinChick97]

Damn nature! You scary!

[Dakota1again]

1:54 Jesus christ.

[Savetheturtles80]

What kind of softshell turtle is that?

[scottss35]

did you see that neck!



[CashSmeller]

i like turtles

[dragonforceisasem]

blastoise! use bite!

blastoises attack missed

[OathXOblivion]

@dragonforceisasem What is with the Pokemon and Poke Balls comments/, it's beginning to be overrated as the Chuck Norris comment, or maybe you people just love being seen in the Top Comments, lol!!!!!!!!

[LovelessTrust]

@dragonforceisasem Blastoise ran away..

[musiclover17531]

omg i almost peed when it popped out of the water

[zareen919]

lalala

[zareen919]

lalala



[TimothyElonBounya]

this guy has the greatest job in the world..

[faceman68]

When I first saw this, when that turtle pushed its neck out like that, I had to say wow. It was a good thing that Jeremy Wade was on top of that turtle, than in front of it.

[faceman68]

I just love this show. I find that this show is very entertaining. This man, has more guts than me. I do not think that I could what he does.

[tapoutordie89]

i want this guys job

[CorbinDoughty94]

it's pretty much an uncircumcised penis

[ridemeup]

1:57 she could snatch a penis easily with that speed and power.

[FlamerzZz]

country across asia does eat them.....my dad ate one of these i see him killing it by stepping on its shell and the heads pop out and bash his head ! and i had those babies as pets it actually can turn to its back and bite you !

[RIVR2319]

Looks like and Uncircumcised Penis...Yep Definitely Does.

[stormywisteria]

*thumbs up* if you think this guy is a super-douche & this show is pointless and boring

[princeSingh29]

I wanna see him catch a gyarados some day

[IanIzBeast]

did anyone else see the penus?

[viperz888]

@IanIzBeast thats its tail man

[suicune690]

@IanIzBeast That's the tail.

[benedictoboquense]

jajajajajaaj "la mama de las tortugas" dijo el pescador experto de animal planet!!!! jajaja

[GotchaBad]

O_O River cockroach D:

[sk8OrKillme]

Squirtle-Wartortle-Blastoise..­.WTF?!

[swaintrain22]

chuck norris

[TheXJthatCould]

penis head O.O

[pl0x6]

Blastoise? I thought u cant fish it?

[s60evolve]

Blimey O'Reilly!

[TheRealAdamBrown]

Ok for a river turtle that's huge! But where I live there are turtles as wide as I am long!

[dinoraper]

@TheRealAdamBrown where i live there are turtles as long as i am wide