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  • NO! I'M SATAN!!!!

  • I love Pat, and I think this is funny as fuck LMFAO, great work.. but please people dont take this the wrong way, we all love pat, hes down to earth and he only wants peace :D like all normal people.

  • does this moron who made this video ACTUALLY think he offended anybody??? ... Jeezus!! They'll never grow brains!

  • This needs a sparta mix.  So much.

  • Hahaha, you are a douche VH.

  • yet what he says is still so true and who cares if he is Satan if he is I'll fucking worship the guy all the more

  • well made and funny. I love Pats vids and I'm he sure he'd love this one as much as I did

  • hahaha this has been edited hahaha you prick! what a religious imbecile, get a grip on life you pathetic brain washed fool.

  • FIST FIGHTS!!!!!

  • That was really funny. Nice work.

  • "nailing your family over the dinner table" LOL

  • @hathiphnath Because it's fun ;D

  • ROFL! Pat you should see this! lol

    

  • 349 Atheists have no sense of humour >: (

    Well I'm an Atheist, I DO have a sense of humour, and I think this is FUNNNNY!! :D

  • @wasteofspace1234 same :D

  • @dolesponger Cool story breh

  • this is all different clips of his many episodes all put together. you damn jesus lovers should get a life and stop being insane.

  • @dolesponger no way, Pat is really cool, it is you that is the nut bar!

  • @dolesponger

    "right-wing neo-nazis"

    Well I hate people using fallacious buzz-wordsthe meaning of which they have no clue about.

    "profanity and blasphemy"

    And lots and lots and lots of arguments.

    "don't disregard God or Christ"

    There's no evidence for their existence, and the belief in them sometimes causes major problems. Why should he not "disregard" a bunch of myths, again?

    "throwing out the baby with the bathwater"

    Not sure why this comparison, but throwing out a baby is ony bad when the.

  • @twooffour Damn, I always say to my Philosophy teacher that god is a myth and she disagrees. Of all the people, she should've known better.

  • @dolesponger

    Not fascist. Not xenophobic. You're a dipshit.

  • love you Pat !

  • @dolesponger ok then (said sarcasticly) i still dont see your point but you entitled to it..... theres nothing i can say about religion that pat hasnt already said.... its a mass control tool, for sheep like yourself. peace man

  • @dolesponger what he talks about freedom of speech and freedom of man, without the fear of Hell looming over your whole life..... He's not a fascist, or a xenophobe, he just wants people like you to realise how ridiculous religion is... i think your the fascist xenophobe as you HATE what he says, we are all entitled to an opinion, sorry ours is not the same as yours.

  • Okay, I admit, that was pretty funny.

  • haha, that was the single funniest thing i have seen this year

  • You are showing this man respect by doing this.

  • Pat Condell rules YouTube! : )

  • My actual quote was: "the ratio between the number of Palestinians killed to the number of Israelis killed is so extreme that those Israeli's killed are really minuscule, especially considering they are the one's who have invaded the land."

  • Whoa Pat Condell ROCKS!!!

  • @karlkarlkarl1234 Why does he also say that any people killed by Hamas are 'of no consequence' like you do karl?

  • hahah, I agree, this would have made Pat laugh xD

  • LOL! This is good.

  • lol this is funny

  • lol this sounds like pat condel on his usual way that we all love

  • LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS!

    Pat Condell FTW!!!

  • Obvious sound bites

  • @aaa333ify Well done, Sherlock!

  • Pat Condell is not Satan he is Satans bitch.

  • @MrFlamable ...currently, Satan's ambassador. Yep!

  • Another great remix. I wish you'd do more.

  • If Pat is Satan then I guess I can look forward to an eternity of warm weather instead of nothingness.

  • @Warcrftaddict

    I know right. But man If I had a penny for every time I hear someone being called Satan for simply not believing in God. How about a better rebuttal?

  • Epic lulz were had and nothing of value was lost :-D

    I hope Pat watches this, we might even get to see him smile one day!

    Big up da PatMan!

  • When u come to think about it, there is actually more of a possibility of there being a Satan than a historical Jesus. There definitely is an evil force in the world, but there is no real evidence of Jesus ever really existing. And if u are to believe "Zeitgeist," then he's just a made up guy taken from other civilizations from the region.

  • almost fun enough to donate :p

  • What a humorous misrepresentation of the original video. The irony is that this sounds a lot like something he would actually say in a tone of sarcasm, which is how this video came off anyway. Nice try.

  • good shit hahahaha i've got tears in my eyes

  • good one LOL

  • LOLOL!  I wonder what pat thinks of this. I would personally be flattered to be mocked in this way.

  • lol the ratings say 666 hahaha

  • I gotta say, slightly off topic but according to Christian Faith, God is the source of everything that is good and positive, while Satan is the source of all that is negative and evil. For what purpose would the devil have people feel guilty? In fact the biggest weapon the church have ever used was in fact Guilt. Shame it doesn't fly much these days. Lol.

    And by the way. That video. Extremely funny in concept but rubbish in production.

  • Go Pat..Go Pat....Go Pat.... ! Pat is a breath of fresh air. By the way this video is shit....very warped & perverted. I bet the don't realise it though! Get help!

  • Pat is the king!!

  • amen! ahahaha

    i love patcondel.. but i think this is so funny! haahahha

  • pat's awesome

    so is this

    "I'm satan"

  • that was funny i hate pats videos hes part of the devil

  • no-one is buying it you christian son of a bitch , by the way movie maker was created by the dark lord

  • Nice try at editing you son of a bitch

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  • hail Satan

  • Pat is not Satan.

    He just doesn't understand what's going on in the world and he's reacting in a fearful manner. - laying blame on God.

    Every single murder was influenced by Satan. - coz he (it) is not a guy.

  • you are right!!! pat doesn't seem to get that we are polytheists... he blames god... but it is satan the whole time!!! isnt it great to only have to refer to invisible things to get our point accross?? let us keep pointing out invisible things as proof of everything!!!

  • To explicate faith... Right? Here's a news flash for you... I know the difference between temptation and personal habit.

    So we're not to believe in invisible things anymore...So out goes air not to mention sound etc. It's official... because we can't see a song it does not exist - lol.

    I realise it's hard to place your belief in things that you can not see but that's the whole point.

    Live by faith... or die by froward perfidy.

    Everyone is free to choose their own way.

  • wow how convincing... i should look at natural occurences and just tell myself that it is supernatural... brilliant.. anyone can look at anything and make up properties to fit their favorite god. not just anyone can look at something and figure out what really makes it happen. sound vibrations are physical just like air, neither of which you can see. your god is not physical. and only is in your head. otherwise in real life we have real physical proof of solid explainations that debunk your god.

  • lol

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  • Err... he doesnt believe in God, so he doesnt actually lay any blame on God. He places blame where it belongs: on individuals who take advantage of the beliefs of others to forward their own sick plans.

    I.E. anyone who convinces members of their own religion to carry out violence in the name of that religion.

    He does not blame that kind of thing on "God".

  • Hallelujah.

  • I know Satan personally, he is a good guy: Nobody kills in his name.

  • @hunchbacked

    Just imagine if you did one of these about Islam and Mohamed!

  • @hunchbacked Dude I don't know if you created this quote or where it came from but it is bloody marvelous!

  • @hunchbacked Rage Against The Machine does...nah jks

  • You wasted part of your life making this, and part of mine when i stared to watch it.

  • In fact, it is all Christians who celebrate Jesus' death. Nobody else thinks that his crucifixion was a good thing.

  • Wonderfully bad editing.

  • I always knew he was Santa!

  • lol go PAT

  • Actually quite good made! BUT....to make an atheist express hate like the religious folks do...you´d have to cut the video like this :o) Wasn´t that different from the christians in the US actually....just kill, hate, destruction bla bla bla....

  • Omg Pat is so right! Kill Jesus, Hail Satan!

    wait you mean this was just bad editing?

    Still, even chopped and edited he makes a better argument than any religious cattle.

    Moo.

  • It is funny the person that made this is a total idiot HaHa, good one dumbass

  • hahahaahahahahahhah

    nice job xD

  • very good, i thought the title was pat condell vs satan

  • Looks a bit like the work of an angy person, which makes it all the more funny.

  • Horribly bad editing. I would laugh my ass off if you were sued for this.

  • hahaha, pat would laugh

  • not quite cassette boy, but still quite amusing!

  • That is stupid...

  • The poster of this video is only confusing the weak minds. I hope they can figure this out.

  • Craply edited!! Loser!!!

  • Funny, but in reality there is no satan, no hell, no god and no heaven. As for jesus...he was just this guy, you know?

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  • yummy yummy cock

  • haha awesome work :D hilarious

  • lolol

    satire, why?

    BECAUSE IT'S FUN!

  • Example of insanity:

    The best example of insanity is a person such as Pat Condell and co. that say they dont believe in something, then go on and on attacking the character of that which they said didnt exist. It is very odd to me. At some point one has to ask oneself if these people are truly insane or if these people believe a tad bit more than they care to admit.

  • The best example of insanity would be in a real definition, not based on one person. If you've watched his other videos I think you'd see he's very intelligent, and sound. Do you ever talk about dragons? Or wizards? Or witches? Vampires? Do you believe them? No? But you DO realize you are talking about something that doesn't really exist - just like Mr. Condell. You are insane too, based on your analysis of his symptoms. Your definition of insane is way too harsh, and would include most people.

  • You are a dumbass

  • I'd like to point out that I was the smart ass, and you were the dumb ass. That would be more accurate. :) Have a nice day.

  • What the hell are you talking about? He was criticizing the authority and barbaric behavior inherent in allowing a Church or religious thugs to have a say in anything.

  • only a stupid christian or muslim would butcher his refreshingly rational statements and turn it into whatever they want to believe because their minds are so fukd up by their own religions

  • So you're telling me that's not him talking? give me a break, lol.. C'mon! when will you make more Patty Animation my friend ?

  • LOL another hilarious video

  • I watched it ages ago, it was sent to me by a friend via youtube last year, but still , it cracks me up :P

  • I suspect the person posting this clip was just having fun. Please don't assume they are trying to counter Pat's arguments. If that were true, the editing would likely have been better. Very funny though.

  • @AkrayBothorda I agree... I LOVE Pat, and I'm sure this was done in the interest of fun, and even if it was'nt, I quite enjoyed it.

  • In 1987, Sam Harris (nascent atheist) arrived at the ER complaining of rectal bleeding. He was to embarrassed to provide the ER Physicians an accurate account of what happened, but he did give them a clue. He said, There may be something stuck in my rectum. A rectal exam did confirm blood coming from his anus then a speculum exam discovered a dead gerbil in the professors rectum. The rodent was force in thru a cardboard tunnel, then the tunnel was removed. He was given meds then sent home.

  • I think they should call this place vent tube.. XD  i love the no hole's bared argument's. In no other forum do you get a selection of sometime's and sometime's not, random bitchin of this magnitude..

    We provide ourselve's with so much entertainment..

    I love you guy's.. lol XD

  • Did any of you see the pictures on the internet of Pat Condell at the Essence Festival in New Orleans? He (Pat Condell) was dressed up like Cinderella and he was holding hands with a Drag Queen! They are funny as hell, go check them out

  • @MrOneballhunglow Thank you for that well thought out argument. Jesus must be proud!

  • This man should have his videos broadcast around the globe on a continuous loop 24 hours a day.

    Keep it up Pat condell!!

  • you halfwit. you are nowhere near intilligent enough to debase this man.. translucent dick hesd,.

  • Hahahahahaha! How is it possible to debase Pat? "He that is down needs fear no fall" as the saying goes. Pat is a junior devil wallowing in the lower depths of Hell already. There is NO LOWER available for him to go to.

  • No. Pat Condell is MOST DEFINITELY not Satan - just a very junior minion. You need to be a lot cleverer than this to be Satan.

  • LOL IM SATAN!! lol

  • This is a real funny video. I am a huge fan of Pat's I am sure he got a good laugh out of this too.

  • HAHAHAHHAHAH genius!

  • Lol

  • This video was made by an atheist.

  • ahahaaaaaaaahhaaahh XD the miraculous birth of SATAN

  • xD wow i don't know what was the purpose of this but i am dying from the laught so fucking funny

  • Funny.

  • OK people, let's stop rating this video based on our religious or athiest opinions and wake up to the fact that this video is here for the sake of laughs. OK? Can we just have a laugh without the shouting matches?

  • my eyes have tears on them, really, it makes me laught so hard this one goes to my favorites xD

  • No. It isn't funny. It isn't hard to make a funny man sound funny by editing him. It might be moderately funny to see a pretentious person edited to sound funny, if you have the sense of humour of a ten year old. But this isn't funny. Why not edit a Benny Hill video to make him seem funny?

  • This was made by a guy who is a strong atheist, who had many a fan on youtube until youtube became pricks.

  • Pat Condell pwnz your ass.

  • Because one religion may grow faster than another DOES NOT make it True. LOVE and TRUTH go together, (hand in hand) and for me that is the Ultimate Truth for everything. I believe that Religion is the biggest and greatest Lie and Deception mankind has ever known, and at the end of human history, the Almighty God will PROVE it to all.

  • funny , he is a great man

  • He sure does like fist fights...

  • awesome! i bet conbell loves this!

  • lol u theist wanker, gotta hand it to you, funny video

  • guess this guy got nothing better to do eh?

  • hmfff HAHAHAHA what the fuck? =D

  • lol!

  • Pat Condell is a good man and far better than you. I think your video is proof of how you cant dispute what he really says and instead you clip it up to say what you want it to say. Take a good look around you and you will see the tide is turning on your kind. Atheists are the fasted growing group of the population all over the world.

  • spectrumglare: Atheists are fastest growing group of the population.

    MoooHamMad: You meant the fastest growing religion; a similar claim to that of Muslims. Atheists were OK with me a long time ago when they didn't see themselves as a group of religious zealots. You & all Atheists have turned Atheism into an organized dogmatic group with proselytism as one of its primary goals & no different than any other religion.

    Try to grow faster than Muslims. If Muslims win, they'll behead all Atheists.

  • MoooHamMad

    Believe it, no-one is going to "win" anything - Atheists, Religionists or anyone else. The Almighty God will separate the sheep from the goats & give to all (his/her) just rewards or losses (fair and square). God is No Respecter of religions or the ideas/traditions of men. He will PROVE ALL people to be wrong on everything that they believed was or is true. What a sad mess & a real tragedy Humanity has got itself into for so many centuries with their man-made religions etc, etc.

  • Who the fuck rates this less than five stars? I completely agree with Pat Condell's videos... who cares. Harmless fun and comic is what this is.

  • haaa thats brillianttt xD

    hi everyone, i'm satan, even though i don't believe in santa clause; i'm satan! xD

  • u shouldn't be doing this.. haha.. it can really taken the wrong way.. i'm glad everyone can prove this is take.

  • Whether I celebrate "Little baby Jesus" , that's when I burst laughing XD

  • rofl @ this nigga

  • I love pat but this was hilarious

  • This video was made using bits and pieces of a previous video and edited for the purpose of making him look bad. This blatant slander and this individual needs to be brought up on charges. This kind of behavior makes me sick! Apparently you A-HOLES out there have nothing better to do with your time. Grow up and act like an adult when more than 2 brain cells to rub together!

  • Oh, please! I think Pat would probably get a giggle out of this if he saw it. You know why?

    Free-fucking-speech. And he's all about that.

  • I'm sure you're right, LadySidhe. Pat probably WOULD get a bit of a giggle out of this -- because he IS all about free speech, unlike most of his über-religious detractors, who generally do everything they can think of to limit the free expression of ideas.

    (Oops. Did I say they "think"? It must have been a slip of the tongue, because the endless repetition of worn out religious ideas really isn't "thinking," it's parroting and plagiarism THINLY DISGUISED AS thinking.)

    Peace. :-)

  • I think whoever posted this is obviously a tosspot. I dont know this guy but i seriously doubt he is satan. Infact i think it more likely whoever posted this is satan or even more likely one of his dumb goons. I in myself know that God and devil are real, and i also know that one is a wiseguy, and the other a fool. The fool alway's wasting his time trying to fool other's into thinking that criticising people regardless of who they are or giving them shit is a good thing.

    FFS ENJOY YOUR LIFE'S.

  • are you retarded or just a troll?

    its fine if you dont find this video funny, but if you cant realise its a joke and that it isnt aimed to offend pat then you actually have no sense of humour, end of

    you also claim to know that god and the devil are real, which is an indication of how clueless you are at life

  • Lmao! Fucking hilarious. I wonder what Pat thinks about this.

  • I like him why would you hate this this is really funny and deserves more lol make another!

  • only 3 stars?! what the hell

  • megalolion

  • xD very funny !

  • This was so fucking HILARIOUS!! XD

  • Amazing job i laughed all the way threw

  • u love the taste of my cock?

  • no. but DeepThroat might ha

    -angel

  • hmm indeed, I should ask him, thanks