I love Pat, and I think this is funny as fuck LMFAO, great work.. but please people dont take this the wrong way, we all love pat, hes down to earth and he only wants peace :D like all normal people.
Well I hate people using fallacious buzz-wordsthe meaning of which they have no clue about.
"profanity and blasphemy"
And lots and lots and lots of arguments.
"don't disregard God or Christ"
There's no evidence for their existence, and the belief in them sometimes causes major problems. Why should he not "disregard" a bunch of myths, again?
"throwing out the baby with the bathwater"
Not sure why this comparison, but throwing out a baby is ony bad when the.
@dolesponger ok then (said sarcasticly) i still dont see your point but you entitled to it..... theres nothing i can say about religion that pat hasnt already said.... its a mass control tool, for sheep like yourself. peace man
@dolesponger what he talks about freedom of speech and freedom of man, without the fear of Hell looming over your whole life..... He's not a fascist, or a xenophobe, he just wants people like you to realise how ridiculous religion is... i think your the fascist xenophobe as you HATE what he says, we are all entitled to an opinion, sorry ours is not the same as yours.
My actual quote was: "the ratio between the number of Palestinians killed to the number of Israelis killed is so extreme that those Israeli's killed are really minuscule, especially considering they are the one's who have invaded the land."
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When u come to think about it, there is actually more of a possibility of there being a Satan than a historical Jesus. There definitely is an evil force in the world, but there is no real evidence of Jesus ever really existing. And if u are to believe "Zeitgeist," then he's just a made up guy taken from other civilizations from the region.
What a humorous misrepresentation of the original video. The irony is that this sounds a lot like something he would actually say in a tone of sarcasm, which is how this video came off anyway. Nice try.
You're a "Hate Speech Bloger" Pat and this is evident in your anti-Christian rants! "A wise man speaks because he has something to say. A fool speaks because he has to say something." The LATTER applies to you Pat! Hatred,division,and fascist tactics are part of the atheist ideology, not to mention your loyal followers in coercion; the "Atheist Brown Shirts"!
I gotta say, slightly off topic but according to Christian Faith, God is the source of everything that is good and positive, while Satan is the source of all that is negative and evil. For what purpose would the devil have people feel guilty? In fact the biggest weapon the church have ever used was in fact Guilt. Shame it doesn't fly much these days. Lol.
And by the way. That video. Extremely funny in concept but rubbish in production.
Go Pat..Go Pat....Go Pat.... ! Pat is a breath of fresh air. By the way this video is shit....very warped & perverted. I bet the don't realise it though! Get help!
OK people, let's stop rating this video based on our religious or athiest opinions and wake up to the fact that this video is here for the sake of laughs. OK? Can we just have a laugh without the shouting matches?
you are right!!! pat doesn't seem to get that we are polytheists... he blames god... but it is satan the whole time!!! isnt it great to only have to refer to invisible things to get our point accross?? let us keep pointing out invisible things as proof of everything!!!
To explicate faith... Right? Here's a news flash for you... I know the difference between temptation and personal habit.
So we're not to believe in invisible things anymore...So out goes air not to mention sound etc. It's official... because we can't see a song it does not exist - lol.
I realise it's hard to place your belief in things that you can not see but that's the whole point.
wow how convincing... i should look at natural occurences and just tell myself that it is supernatural... brilliant.. anyone can look at anything and make up properties to fit their favorite god. not just anyone can look at something and figure out what really makes it happen. sound vibrations are physical just like air, neither of which you can see. your god is not physical. and only is in your head. otherwise in real life we have real physical proof of solid explainations that debunk your god.
Err... he doesnt believe in God, so he doesnt actually lay any blame on God. He places blame where it belongs: on individuals who take advantage of the beliefs of others to forward their own sick plans.
I.E. anyone who convinces members of their own religion to carry out violence in the name of that religion.
Actually quite good made! BUT....to make an atheist express hate like the religious folks do...you´d have to cut the video like this :o) Wasn´t that different from the christians in the US actually....just kill, hate, destruction bla bla bla....
Also watch the video on my home page of the strange cloud seen from the space station. In the darkness of space, in the dead of the night comes a cloud that is lit up from within itself, and scientists have no idea where it gets its light source. Go watch the video, it is amazing, but I am sure a dumbass would just say it is a cloud. An atheist lies to themselves more than any other animal on this planet. Go see the video!
The best example of insanity is a person such as Pat Condell and co. that say they dont believe in something, then go on and on attacking the character of that which they said didnt exist. It is very odd to me. At some point one has to ask oneself if these people are truly insane or if these people believe a tad bit more than they care to admit.
The best example of insanity would be in a real definition, not based on one person. If you've watched his other videos I think you'd see he's very intelligent, and sound. Do you ever talk about dragons? Or wizards? Or witches? Vampires? Do you believe them? No? But you DO realize you are talking about something that doesn't really exist - just like Mr. Condell. You are insane too, based on your analysis of his symptoms. Your definition of insane is way too harsh, and would include most people.
What the hell are you talking about? He was criticizing the authority and barbaric behavior inherent in allowing a Church or religious thugs to have a say in anything.
If you want to begin a relationship with God now, you can.
This is your decision, no coercion here. But if you want to be forgiven by God and come into a relationship with him, you can do so right now by asking him to forgive you and come into your life. Jesus said, "Behold, I stand at the door [of your heart] and knock. He who hears my voice and opens the door, I will come into him [or her].
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Have you ever asked yourself, why would this accomplished professor hide his face? Why use those cartoon characters? Why not one picture of himself on his profile page? Does the professors at least identify his full name on his page? No! No, why not? I discovered the truth yesterday when reading some of his posts. The answer is the professor is not allowed to broadcast his image on the internet because he is a registered Sex Offender.
only a stupid christian or muslim would butcher his refreshingly rational statements and turn it into whatever they want to believe because their minds are so fukd up by their own religions
I suspect the person posting this clip was just having fun. Please don't assume they are trying to counter Pat's arguments. If that were true, the editing would likely have been better. Very funny though.
In 1987, Sam Harris (nascent atheist) arrived at the ER complaining of rectal bleeding. He was to embarrassed to provide the ER Physicians an accurate account of what happened, but he did give them a clue. He said, There may be something stuck in my rectum. A rectal exam did confirm blood coming from his anus then a speculum exam discovered a dead gerbil in the professors rectum. The rodent was force in thru a cardboard tunnel, then the tunnel was removed. He was given meds then sent home.
I am a 43 year old gay male who is looking for some action. I am well hung and have a nice body. I was thinking that next time Pat comes to the States that we could get together and have a little fun. Like I said, I have a big dick (9 inches) and am open for just about anything Pat. I am not a whore but I do like to experiment if you get my drift. Professor (nascent atheist) I am available now if you want to start without Pat. I am hot 4 you 2
19Nevertheless the foundation of God standeth sure, having this seal, The Lord knoweth them that are his. And, let every one that nameth the name of Christ depart from iniquity.
3And even if our gospel is veiled, it is veiled to those who are perishing. 4The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God.
Did you see the interview between Ben Stein and Richard Dawkins? Dawkins said that he dont know where life came from, he only knows where it didnt come from. What a stupid mother fuckin statement that was. He also said that a highly advanced people from another planet could have seeded us! Get that, he dont know, all he does know is that that planet couldnt have been Heaven and the Designer could not have been God. Ha, ha, ha, what an stupid asshole!
Much like when a violent crime occurs within a family unit the police always look and suspect the members of that family because 99% of such crimes are CRIMES OF PASSION. Pat Condell, nascent atheist, ultra moron, time4, etc spend so much time dishonoring God because it is CRIMES OF PASSION for them. This is what fuels them, they are very bitter against God, get it? This is why they spend there whole lives persecuting God. Follow these men at your own risk!
I think they should call this place vent tube.. XD i love the no hole's bared argument's. In no other forum do you get a selection of sometime's and sometime's not, random bitchin of this magnitude..
We provide ourselve's with so much entertainment..
1. an offensive term that deliberately insults somebody's intelligence (insult)
2. offensive term: a former term for somebody with significant learning difficulties or someone that takes advice from a talk show host before even considering the directions of the Holy Ghost. (dated offensive)
Did any of you see the pictures on the internet of Pat Condell at the Essence Festival in New Orleans? He (Pat Condell) was dressed up like Cinderella and he was holding hands with a Drag Queen! They are funny as hell, go check them out
Hahahahahaha! How is it possible to debase Pat? "He that is down needs fear no fall" as the saying goes. Pat is a junior devil wallowing in the lower depths of Hell already. There is NO LOWER available for him to go to.
OK people, let's stop rating this video based on our religious or athiest opinions and wake up to the fact that this video is here for the sake of laughs. OK? Can we just have a laugh without the shouting matches?
No. It isn't funny. It isn't hard to make a funny man sound funny by editing him. It might be moderately funny to see a pretentious person edited to sound funny, if you have the sense of humour of a ten year old. But this isn't funny. Why not edit a Benny Hill video to make him seem funny?
Because one religion may grow faster than another DOES NOT make it True. LOVE and TRUTH go together, (hand in hand) and for me that is the Ultimate Truth for everything. I believe that Religion is the biggest and greatest Lie and Deception mankind has ever known, and at the end of human history, the Almighty God will PROVE it to all.
Pat Condell is a good man and far better than you. I think your video is proof of how you cant dispute what he really says and instead you clip it up to say what you want it to say. Take a good look around you and you will see the tide is turning on your kind. Atheists are the fasted growing group of the population all over the world.
spectrumglare: Atheists are fastest growing group of the population.
MoooHamMad: You meant the fastest growing religion; a similar claim to that of Muslims. Atheists were OK with me a long time ago when they didn't see themselves as a group of religious zealots. You & all Atheists have turned Atheism into an organized dogmatic group with proselytism as one of its primary goals & no different than any other religion.
Try to grow faster than Muslims. If Muslims win, they'll behead all Atheists.
Believe it, no-one is going to "win" anything - Atheists, Religionists or anyone else. The Almighty God will separate the sheep from the goats & give to all (his/her) just rewards or losses (fair and square). God is No Respecter of religions or the ideas/traditions of men. He will PROVE ALL people to be wrong on everything that they believed was or is true. What a sad mess & a real tragedy Humanity has got itself into for so many centuries with their man-made religions etc, etc.
MAN..You ARE ABSOLUTELY GAY!!!...THis Guy has nothing to do in his LIfe besides scratching HIS BALLS, that's why he keeps on posting videos...like I said go back to the jungle and communicate with MONKEYS...Now's that's an ATHEIST!!!...
This video was made using bits and pieces of a previous video and edited for the purpose of making him look bad. This blatant slander and this individual needs to be brought up on charges. This kind of behavior makes me sick! Apparently you A-HOLES out there have nothing better to do with your time. Grow up and act like an adult when more than 2 brain cells to rub together!
I'm sure you're right, LadySidhe. Pat probably WOULD get a bit of a giggle out of this -- because he IS all about free speech, unlike most of his über-religious detractors, who generally do everything they can think of to limit the free expression of ideas.
(Oops. Did I say they "think"? It must have been a slip of the tongue, because the endless repetition of worn out religious ideas really isn't "thinking," it's parroting and plagiarism THINLY DISGUISED AS thinking.)
I think whoever posted this is obviously a tosspot. I dont know this guy but i seriously doubt he is satan. Infact i think it more likely whoever posted this is satan or even more likely one of his dumb goons. I in myself know that God and devil are real, and i also know that one is a wiseguy, and the other a fool. The fool alway's wasting his time trying to fool other's into thinking that criticising people regardless of who they are or giving them shit is a good thing.
its fine if you dont find this video funny, but if you cant realise its a joke and that it isnt aimed to offend pat then you actually have no sense of humour, end of
you also claim to know that god and the devil are real, which is an indication of how clueless you are at life
NO! I'M SATAN!!!!
misterlunatic 1 month ago
I love Pat, and I think this is funny as fuck LMFAO, great work.. but please people dont take this the wrong way, we all love pat, hes down to earth and he only wants peace :D like all normal people.
jordanmylesevans 3 months ago
does this moron who made this video ACTUALLY think he offended anybody??? ... Jeezus!! They'll never grow brains!
tarun1982 3 months ago
This needs a sparta mix. So much.
Paradoxical45 4 months ago
Hahaha, you are a douche VH.
theshnaw1 5 months ago
yet what he says is still so true and who cares if he is Satan if he is I'll fucking worship the guy all the more
captkan12345678 5 months ago
well made and funny. I love Pats vids and I'm he sure he'd love this one as much as I did
jacekrad 5 months ago
hahaha this has been edited hahaha you prick! what a religious imbecile, get a grip on life you pathetic brain washed fool.
fewhavestrength 5 months ago
FIST FIGHTS!!!!!
asdfgoogle 5 months ago
That was really funny. Nice work.
CarrierHasArrived 6 months ago
"nailing your family over the dinner table" LOL
hathiphnath 6 months ago
@hathiphnath Because it's fun ;D
NSSS1488 5 months ago
ROFL! Pat you should see this! lol
FendenKrell 7 months ago
349 Atheists have no sense of humour >: (
Well I'm an Atheist, I DO have a sense of humour, and I think this is FUNNNNY!! :D
wasteofspace1234 7 months ago
@wasteofspace1234 same :D
MrJarth 5 months ago
@dolesponger Cool story breh
vOddy75 7 months ago
this is all different clips of his many episodes all put together. you damn jesus lovers should get a life and stop being insane.
arnvid36 7 months ago
@dolesponger no way, Pat is really cool, it is you that is the nut bar!
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@dolesponger
... baby exists. What if there's a mini baby in the bathwater but there's no way to verify it's there?
"... but to try lead others astray is a sin. He'll find that out when his time comes."
So if he kept his "atheistic stance" to himself, it would not be a sin?
twooffour 9 months ago
@dolesponger
"right-wing neo-nazis"
Well I hate people using fallacious buzz-wordsthe meaning of which they have no clue about.
"profanity and blasphemy"
And lots and lots and lots of arguments.
"don't disregard God or Christ"
There's no evidence for their existence, and the belief in them sometimes causes major problems. Why should he not "disregard" a bunch of myths, again?
"throwing out the baby with the bathwater"
Not sure why this comparison, but throwing out a baby is ony bad when the.
twooffour 9 months ago
@twooffour Damn, I always say to my Philosophy teacher that god is a myth and she disagrees. Of all the people, she should've known better.
YorianSevenfold 8 months ago
@dolesponger
Not fascist. Not xenophobic. You're a dipshit.
twooffour 9 months ago
love you Pat !
1marceltony 9 months ago 2
@dolesponger ok then (said sarcasticly) i still dont see your point but you entitled to it..... theres nothing i can say about religion that pat hasnt already said.... its a mass control tool, for sheep like yourself. peace man
neals1979 9 months ago
@dolesponger what he talks about freedom of speech and freedom of man, without the fear of Hell looming over your whole life..... He's not a fascist, or a xenophobe, he just wants people like you to realise how ridiculous religion is... i think your the fascist xenophobe as you HATE what he says, we are all entitled to an opinion, sorry ours is not the same as yours.
neals1979 9 months ago
Okay, I admit, that was pretty funny.
Mrfedupwiththisshite 10 months ago
haha, that was the single funniest thing i have seen this year
richski662 11 months ago
You are showing this man respect by doing this.
Hope2009pc 11 months ago
Pat Condell rules YouTube! : )
winterstellar 1 year ago
My actual quote was: "the ratio between the number of Palestinians killed to the number of Israelis killed is so extreme that those Israeli's killed are really minuscule, especially considering they are the one's who have invaded the land."
karlkarlkarl1234 1 year ago
Whoa Pat Condell ROCKS!!!
karlkarlkarl1234 1 year ago
@karlkarlkarl1234 Why does he also say that any people killed by Hamas are 'of no consequence' like you do karl?
con2477 1 year ago
hahah, I agree, this would have made Pat laugh xD
CRUSH3Rdlux 1 year ago
LOL! This is good.
Corrbet2 1 year ago
lol this is funny
Truetomyself100 1 year ago
lol this sounds like pat condel on his usual way that we all love
arga400 1 year ago
LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Pat Condell FTW!!!
iGrowlnvmbite 1 year ago
Obvious sound bites
aaa333ify 1 year ago
@aaa333ify Well done, Sherlock!
Grey13Human 1 year ago
Pat Condell is not Satan he is Satans bitch.
MrFlamable 1 year ago
@MrFlamable ...currently, Satan's ambassador. Yep!
chebryry 1 year ago
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cjtayco123 1 year ago
Another great remix. I wish you'd do more.
khakain 1 year ago
If Pat is Satan then I guess I can look forward to an eternity of warm weather instead of nothingness.
Warcrftaddict 1 year ago
@Warcrftaddict
I know right. But man If I had a penny for every time I hear someone being called Satan for simply not believing in God. How about a better rebuttal?
Conner2029 1 year ago 2
Epic lulz were had and nothing of value was lost :-D
I hope Pat watches this, we might even get to see him smile one day!
Big up da PatMan!
drtazzle 1 year ago
When u come to think about it, there is actually more of a possibility of there being a Satan than a historical Jesus. There definitely is an evil force in the world, but there is no real evidence of Jesus ever really existing. And if u are to believe "Zeitgeist," then he's just a made up guy taken from other civilizations from the region.
TheyFeedingULies 1 year ago
almost fun enough to donate :p
totoms 1 year ago
What a humorous misrepresentation of the original video. The irony is that this sounds a lot like something he would actually say in a tone of sarcasm, which is how this video came off anyway. Nice try.
Snipe4261 1 year ago
good shit hahahaha i've got tears in my eyes
jdsnfljn 1 year ago
good one LOL
larsonb33 1 year ago
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You're a "Hate Speech Bloger" Pat and this is evident in your anti-Christian rants! "A wise man speaks because he has something to say. A fool speaks because he has to say something." The LATTER applies to you Pat! Hatred,division,and fascist tactics are part of the atheist ideology, not to mention your loyal followers in coercion; the "Atheist Brown Shirts"!
metalslut1 1 year ago
LOLOL! I wonder what pat thinks of this. I would personally be flattered to be mocked in this way.
AllOtherNamesTaken2 1 year ago
lol the ratings say 666 hahaha
LNwolf87 1 year ago
I gotta say, slightly off topic but according to Christian Faith, God is the source of everything that is good and positive, while Satan is the source of all that is negative and evil. For what purpose would the devil have people feel guilty? In fact the biggest weapon the church have ever used was in fact Guilt. Shame it doesn't fly much these days. Lol.
And by the way. That video. Extremely funny in concept but rubbish in production.
turmon77 1 year ago
Go Pat..Go Pat....Go Pat.... ! Pat is a breath of fresh air. By the way this video is shit....very warped & perverted. I bet the don't realise it though! Get help!
iCal2 1 year ago
Pat is the king!!
yankinCanada 2 years ago
amen! ahahaha
i love patcondel.. but i think this is so funny! haahahha
saibotmark 2 years ago
pat's awesome
so is this
"I'm satan"
TSBoncompte 2 years ago
that was funny i hate pats videos hes part of the devil
erichathy222 2 years ago
no-one is buying it you christian son of a bitch , by the way movie maker was created by the dark lord
lucas503 2 years ago
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OK people, let's stop rating this video based on our religious or athiest opinions and wake up to the fact that this video is here for the sake of laughs. OK? Can we just have a laugh without the shouting matches?
JerryTheBeast 2 years ago
Nice try at editing you son of a bitch
tteu123 2 years ago
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tteu123 2 years ago
hail Satan
deadmen117 2 years ago
Pat is not Satan.
He just doesn't understand what's going on in the world and he's reacting in a fearful manner. - laying blame on God.
Every single murder was influenced by Satan. - coz he (it) is not a guy.
quaxxxar 2 years ago
you are right!!! pat doesn't seem to get that we are polytheists... he blames god... but it is satan the whole time!!! isnt it great to only have to refer to invisible things to get our point accross?? let us keep pointing out invisible things as proof of everything!!!
crankycactus 2 years ago
To explicate faith... Right? Here's a news flash for you... I know the difference between temptation and personal habit.
So we're not to believe in invisible things anymore...So out goes air not to mention sound etc. It's official... because we can't see a song it does not exist - lol.
I realise it's hard to place your belief in things that you can not see but that's the whole point.
Live by faith... or die by froward perfidy.
Everyone is free to choose their own way.
quaxxxar 2 years ago
wow how convincing... i should look at natural occurences and just tell myself that it is supernatural... brilliant.. anyone can look at anything and make up properties to fit their favorite god. not just anyone can look at something and figure out what really makes it happen. sound vibrations are physical just like air, neither of which you can see. your god is not physical. and only is in your head. otherwise in real life we have real physical proof of solid explainations that debunk your god.
crankycactus 2 years ago
lol
quaxxxar 2 years ago
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crankycactus 2 years ago
Err... he doesnt believe in God, so he doesnt actually lay any blame on God. He places blame where it belongs: on individuals who take advantage of the beliefs of others to forward their own sick plans.
I.E. anyone who convinces members of their own religion to carry out violence in the name of that religion.
He does not blame that kind of thing on "God".
666brandon666 2 years ago
Hallelujah.
quaxxxar 2 years ago
I know Satan personally, he is a good guy: Nobody kills in his name.
hunchbacked 2 years ago 40
@hunchbacked
Just imagine if you did one of these about Islam and Mohamed!
gemstoneminstrell 1 year ago
@hunchbacked Dude I don't know if you created this quote or where it came from but it is bloody marvelous!
YorianSevenfold 8 months ago
@hunchbacked Rage Against The Machine does...nah jks
SHEAFFEY95 6 months ago
You wasted part of your life making this, and part of mine when i stared to watch it.
bmgm3 2 years ago
In fact, it is all Christians who celebrate Jesus' death. Nobody else thinks that his crucifixion was a good thing.
drumrnva 2 years ago
Wonderfully bad editing.
Morahg 2 years ago
I always knew he was Santa!
themooddisorders 2 years ago
lol go PAT
TheFasteddie16 2 years ago
Actually quite good made! BUT....to make an atheist express hate like the religious folks do...you´d have to cut the video like this :o) Wasn´t that different from the christians in the US actually....just kill, hate, destruction bla bla bla....
trolldanne 2 years ago
Omg Pat is so right! Kill Jesus, Hail Satan!
wait you mean this was just bad editing?
Still, even chopped and edited he makes a better argument than any religious cattle.
Moo.
somuchfortalent 2 years ago
It is funny the person that made this is a total idiot HaHa, good one dumbass
selenadelos 2 years ago
hahahaahahahahahhah
nice job xD
AfghDude 2 years ago
very good, i thought the title was pat condell vs satan
skel8tor 2 years ago
Looks a bit like the work of an angy person, which makes it all the more funny.
drydust999 2 years ago
Horribly bad editing. I would laugh my ass off if you were sued for this.
Morahg 2 years ago
hahaha, pat would laugh
themooddisorders 2 years ago 42
not quite cassette boy, but still quite amusing!
Richy0326 2 years ago
That is stupid...
mkr32208 2 years ago
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because its fun!! hahahaha
liamjanin 2 years ago
The poster of this video is only confusing the weak minds. I hope they can figure this out.
MrJohnnyrace 2 years ago
Craply edited!! Loser!!!
Catalyst2 2 years ago
Funny, but in reality there is no satan, no hell, no god and no heaven. As for jesus...he was just this guy, you know?
davidls11 2 years ago
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junkyardpolester 2 years ago
yummy yummy cock
Richy0326 2 years ago
haha awesome work :D hilarious
MajinVegeto89 2 years ago
lolol
satire, why?
BECAUSE IT'S FUN!
MilitantPeaceist 2 years ago
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Also watch the video on my home page of the strange cloud seen from the space station. In the darkness of space, in the dead of the night comes a cloud that is lit up from within itself, and scientists have no idea where it gets its light source. Go watch the video, it is amazing, but I am sure a dumbass would just say it is a cloud. An atheist lies to themselves more than any other animal on this planet. Go see the video!
God4uIAm 2 years ago
Example of insanity:
The best example of insanity is a person such as Pat Condell and co. that say they dont believe in something, then go on and on attacking the character of that which they said didnt exist. It is very odd to me. At some point one has to ask oneself if these people are truly insane or if these people believe a tad bit more than they care to admit.
God4uIAm 2 years ago
The best example of insanity would be in a real definition, not based on one person. If you've watched his other videos I think you'd see he's very intelligent, and sound. Do you ever talk about dragons? Or wizards? Or witches? Vampires? Do you believe them? No? But you DO realize you are talking about something that doesn't really exist - just like Mr. Condell. You are insane too, based on your analysis of his symptoms. Your definition of insane is way too harsh, and would include most people.
Raherin 2 years ago
You are a dumbass
God4uIAm 2 years ago
I'd like to point out that I was the smart ass, and you were the dumb ass. That would be more accurate. :) Have a nice day.
Raherin 2 years ago
What the hell are you talking about? He was criticizing the authority and barbaric behavior inherent in allowing a Church or religious thugs to have a say in anything.
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If you want to begin a relationship with God now, you can.
This is your decision, no coercion here. But if you want to be forgiven by God and come into a relationship with him, you can do so right now by asking him to forgive you and come into your life. Jesus said, "Behold, I stand at the door [of your heart] and knock. He who hears my voice and opens the door, I will come into him [or her].
God4uIAm 2 years ago
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Truth About Professor Nascentatheist
Have you ever asked yourself, why would this accomplished professor hide his face? Why use those cartoon characters? Why not one picture of himself on his profile page? Does the professors at least identify his full name on his page? No! No, why not? I discovered the truth yesterday when reading some of his posts. The answer is the professor is not allowed to broadcast his image on the internet because he is a registered Sex Offender.
God4uIAm 2 years ago
only a stupid christian or muslim would butcher his refreshingly rational statements and turn it into whatever they want to believe because their minds are so fukd up by their own religions
naturalwilderness 2 years ago
So you're telling me that's not him talking? give me a break, lol.. C'mon! when will you make more Patty Animation my friend ?
Afraofsheffield 2 years ago
LOL another hilarious video
sonofthedestroyer 2 years ago
I watched it ages ago, it was sent to me by a friend via youtube last year, but still , it cracks me up :P
Afraofsheffield 2 years ago
I suspect the person posting this clip was just having fun. Please don't assume they are trying to counter Pat's arguments. If that were true, the editing would likely have been better. Very funny though.
AkrayBothorda 2 years ago
@AkrayBothorda I agree... I LOVE Pat, and I'm sure this was done in the interest of fun, and even if it was'nt, I quite enjoyed it.
41elliott 2 years ago
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Pat and the Professor die and go to hell.
As they walk with Satan, Satan says "I gotta ask you a couple questions, do yall like to smoke cause on Mondays we smoke everything."
"Now do yall like to drink cause we drink everything on Tuesdays."
"Do yall like to have sex cause we have sex on Wedesdays."
Satan finally says "Now, are yall gay?" They both frowned and answered "NO! Satan looks down and finishes "Well Yall gonna hate Thursdays."
God4uIAm 2 years ago
In 1987, Sam Harris (nascent atheist) arrived at the ER complaining of rectal bleeding. He was to embarrassed to provide the ER Physicians an accurate account of what happened, but he did give them a clue. He said, There may be something stuck in my rectum. A rectal exam did confirm blood coming from his anus then a speculum exam discovered a dead gerbil in the professors rectum. The rodent was force in thru a cardboard tunnel, then the tunnel was removed. He was given meds then sent home.
God4uIAm 2 years ago
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Hey Pat and/or the Professor (nascent atheist),
I am a 43 year old gay male who is looking for some action. I am well hung and have a nice body. I was thinking that next time Pat comes to the States that we could get together and have a little fun. Like I said, I have a big dick (9 inches) and am open for just about anything Pat. I am not a whore but I do like to experiment if you get my drift. Professor (nascent atheist) I am available now if you want to start without Pat. I am hot 4 you 2
Hot4theProfessor 2 years ago
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2 Timothy 2:19 (King James Version)
19Nevertheless the foundation of God standeth sure, having this seal, The Lord knoweth them that are his. And, let every one that nameth the name of Christ depart from iniquity.
God4uIAm 2 years ago
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2 Corinthians 4:3-4 (New International Version)
3And even if our gospel is veiled, it is veiled to those who are perishing. 4The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God.
God4uIAm 2 years ago
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Did you see the interview between Ben Stein and Richard Dawkins? Dawkins said that he dont know where life came from, he only knows where it didnt come from. What a stupid mother fuckin statement that was. He also said that a highly advanced people from another planet could have seeded us! Get that, he dont know, all he does know is that that planet couldnt have been Heaven and the Designer could not have been God. Ha, ha, ha, what an stupid asshole!
God4uIAm 2 years ago
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TRUTH ABOUT PAT CONDELL AND CO.
Much like when a violent crime occurs within a family unit the police always look and suspect the members of that family because 99% of such crimes are CRIMES OF PASSION. Pat Condell, nascent atheist, ultra moron, time4, etc spend so much time dishonoring God because it is CRIMES OF PASSION for them. This is what fuels them, they are very bitter against God, get it? This is why they spend there whole lives persecuting God. Follow these men at your own risk!
God4uIAm 2 years ago
I think they should call this place vent tube.. XD i love the no hole's bared argument's. In no other forum do you get a selection of sometime's and sometime's not, random bitchin of this magnitude..
We provide ourselve's with so much entertainment..
I love you guy's.. lol XD
HaroonBFP 2 years ago
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@HaroonBFP LOL!!! Good point!
41elliott 2 years ago
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mo·ron
mo·ron [máw ròn](plural mo·rons)
n
1. an offensive term that deliberately insults somebody's intelligence (insult)
2. offensive term: a former term for somebody with significant learning difficulties or someone that takes advice from a talk show host before even considering the directions of the Holy Ghost. (dated offensive)
God4uIAm 2 years ago
Did any of you see the pictures on the internet of Pat Condell at the Essence Festival in New Orleans? He (Pat Condell) was dressed up like Cinderella and he was holding hands with a Drag Queen! They are funny as hell, go check them out
God4uIAm 2 years ago
@MrOneballhunglow Thank you for that well thought out argument. Jesus must be proud!
cablepanos 2 years ago
This man should have his videos broadcast around the globe on a continuous loop 24 hours a day.
Keep it up Pat condell!!
ourobourous2000 2 years ago 3
you halfwit. you are nowhere near intilligent enough to debase this man.. translucent dick hesd,.
a123bfe 2 years ago
Hahahahahaha! How is it possible to debase Pat? "He that is down needs fear no fall" as the saying goes. Pat is a junior devil wallowing in the lower depths of Hell already. There is NO LOWER available for him to go to.
cletusnze 2 years ago
No. Pat Condell is MOST DEFINITELY not Satan - just a very junior minion. You need to be a lot cleverer than this to be Satan.
cletusnze 2 years ago
LOL IM SATAN!! lol
KingOfTheNubies 2 years ago
This is a real funny video. I am a huge fan of Pat's I am sure he got a good laugh out of this too.
DjetGlea 2 years ago
HAHAHAHHAHAH genius!
theorderoforange 2 years ago
Lol
jnjoblon 2 years ago
This video was made by an atheist.
cmwissy 2 years ago
ahahaaaaaaaahhaaahh XD the miraculous birth of SATAN
SoloBoyDjango 2 years ago
xD wow i don't know what was the purpose of this but i am dying from the laught so fucking funny
TenkuNoWind 2 years ago
Funny.
yutubemerda 2 years ago
OK people, let's stop rating this video based on our religious or athiest opinions and wake up to the fact that this video is here for the sake of laughs. OK? Can we just have a laugh without the shouting matches?
wasteofspace1234 2 years ago 7
my eyes have tears on them, really, it makes me laught so hard this one goes to my favorites xD
TenkuNoWind 2 years ago
No. It isn't funny. It isn't hard to make a funny man sound funny by editing him. It might be moderately funny to see a pretentious person edited to sound funny, if you have the sense of humour of a ten year old. But this isn't funny. Why not edit a Benny Hill video to make him seem funny?
MartinJWillett 2 years ago
This was made by a guy who is a strong atheist, who had many a fan on youtube until youtube became pricks.
cmwissy 2 years ago
Pat Condell pwnz your ass.
BHTX84 2 years ago
Because one religion may grow faster than another DOES NOT make it True. LOVE and TRUTH go together, (hand in hand) and for me that is the Ultimate Truth for everything. I believe that Religion is the biggest and greatest Lie and Deception mankind has ever known, and at the end of human history, the Almighty God will PROVE it to all.
answerme33 2 years ago
funny , he is a great man
longulbogdan 2 years ago
He sure does like fist fights...
DemolitionMan87 2 years ago
awesome! i bet conbell loves this!
joesixpack361 2 years ago
lol u theist wanker, gotta hand it to you, funny video
pliskn11 2 years ago
guess this guy got nothing better to do eh?
TheAlexBS 2 years ago
hmfff HAHAHAHA what the fuck? =D
themaster0fclimax 2 years ago
lol!
JCnightwing 2 years ago
Pat Condell is a good man and far better than you. I think your video is proof of how you cant dispute what he really says and instead you clip it up to say what you want it to say. Take a good look around you and you will see the tide is turning on your kind. Atheists are the fasted growing group of the population all over the world.
spectrumglare 2 years ago 2
spectrumglare: Atheists are fastest growing group of the population.
MoooHamMad: You meant the fastest growing religion; a similar claim to that of Muslims. Atheists were OK with me a long time ago when they didn't see themselves as a group of religious zealots. You & all Atheists have turned Atheism into an organized dogmatic group with proselytism as one of its primary goals & no different than any other religion.
Try to grow faster than Muslims. If Muslims win, they'll behead all Atheists.
MoooHamMad 2 years ago
MoooHamMad
Believe it, no-one is going to "win" anything - Atheists, Religionists or anyone else. The Almighty God will separate the sheep from the goats & give to all (his/her) just rewards or losses (fair and square). God is No Respecter of religions or the ideas/traditions of men. He will PROVE ALL people to be wrong on everything that they believed was or is true. What a sad mess & a real tragedy Humanity has got itself into for so many centuries with their man-made religions etc, etc.
answerme33 2 years ago
Who the fuck rates this less than five stars? I completely agree with Pat Condell's videos... who cares. Harmless fun and comic is what this is.
CHZPO3T1C 2 years ago
haaa thats brillianttt xD
hi everyone, i'm satan, even though i don't believe in santa clause; i'm satan! xD
FranticVideos 2 years ago
u shouldn't be doing this.. haha.. it can really taken the wrong way.. i'm glad everyone can prove this is take.
darkhero556 2 years ago
Whether I celebrate "Little baby Jesus" , that's when I burst laughing XD
DegenerateFear 2 years ago
rofl @ this nigga
shatheprodigy 2 years ago
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MAN..You ARE ABSOLUTELY GAY!!!...THis Guy has nothing to do in his LIfe besides scratching HIS BALLS, that's why he keeps on posting videos...like I said go back to the jungle and communicate with MONKEYS...Now's that's an ATHEIST!!!...
alexdrillz88 2 years ago
I love pat but this was hilarious
flipphavok13 2 years ago
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Jesus loves you.....
Umbrellaization 2 years ago
This video was made using bits and pieces of a previous video and edited for the purpose of making him look bad. This blatant slander and this individual needs to be brought up on charges. This kind of behavior makes me sick! Apparently you A-HOLES out there have nothing better to do with your time. Grow up and act like an adult when more than 2 brain cells to rub together!
TheDynamiteGuy 2 years ago
Oh, please! I think Pat would probably get a giggle out of this if he saw it. You know why?
Free-fucking-speech. And he's all about that.
LadySidhe 2 years ago 2
I'm sure you're right, LadySidhe. Pat probably WOULD get a bit of a giggle out of this -- because he IS all about free speech, unlike most of his über-religious detractors, who generally do everything they can think of to limit the free expression of ideas.
(Oops. Did I say they "think"? It must have been a slip of the tongue, because the endless repetition of worn out religious ideas really isn't "thinking," it's parroting and plagiarism THINLY DISGUISED AS thinking.)
Peace. :-)
awakenedinseattle 2 years ago
I think whoever posted this is obviously a tosspot. I dont know this guy but i seriously doubt he is satan. Infact i think it more likely whoever posted this is satan or even more likely one of his dumb goons. I in myself know that God and devil are real, and i also know that one is a wiseguy, and the other a fool. The fool alway's wasting his time trying to fool other's into thinking that criticising people regardless of who they are or giving them shit is a good thing.
FFS ENJOY YOUR LIFE'S.
HaroonBFP 2 years ago
are you retarded or just a troll?
its fine if you dont find this video funny, but if you cant realise its a joke and that it isnt aimed to offend pat then you actually have no sense of humour, end of
you also claim to know that god and the devil are real, which is an indication of how clueless you are at life
blackstonewielder19 2 years ago
Lmao! Fucking hilarious. I wonder what Pat thinks about this.
MorbidRomantic666 2 years ago
I like him why would you hate this this is really funny and deserves more lol make another!
Theronguardaaah 2 years ago
only 3 stars?! what the hell
blackstonewielder19 2 years ago
megalolion
optrirominiluikus 2 years ago
xD very funny !
gorthorki 2 years ago
This was so fucking HILARIOUS!! XD
MrBaniboy 2 years ago
Amazing job i laughed all the way threw
Dragoongrl 2 years ago
u love the taste of my cock?
manhattanwombat 2 years ago
no. but DeepThroat might ha
-angel
Dragoongrl 2 years ago
hmm indeed, I should ask him, thanks
manhattanwombat 2 years ago