Anaconda Stalks World's Largest Rodent

[pignanelli65]

when you say a rich dinner!

[cheeseballheaven]

Imagine someone coming along with a machete during ingestion...

[chadnd2ba]

i wonder who drew the short straw and had to film that!

[plugindave]

i hate how this is in second person...

[jlrottyn]

No..I am a human, man in USA.

[MrFTSgaming]

Mother of god

[TheChoppergunner100]

Snakes don't eat ......... they swallow the crap out of an animal like if they never had food before.

[StewieGriffinReeps]

everyones just here to see animal murders LOL reckless

[mrdrdan420]

me next

[Dathinka2012]

Damn...

[0kimemmanuelle]

i wonder how videos like these are taken.

[SunnyAndSummer]

How does it move after that :S?

[SunnyAndSummer]

O_o

[ggirlmakeup101]

I thought at first tht the rodents were horses

[juloxy22]

Oh GOD... how did i end up here... i was searching for: how to kill a rat ?

[slugfestdude]

type "weird creature on a farm" and see some real shit

[pqwilrj]

How did I get here from Buffalo Springfield?

[MIkaylaSalvatore163]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!

[shadey984]

i hate 2 say dis.dis s scary

[ryarod]

1:00 to 1:10

I'm glad I'm aware it's from the Anaconda's POV. Otherwise, I'd be sprinting for the refrigerator.

(Just Kiddin').

[TheDevinboss]

im scared of snakes now im bout to kill my king cobra

[Ottos127]

disgusting...

[123kaminess]

Come on, buddy. I think you can do better. Next time lets try an elephant.

[TheWorldwide2012]

she is so sexy just like my 5th wife 

[tonypham2312]

so this is how we gain 100 pounds in 1 minute. Thanks a lot, man in the voice

[ilovedougeipoynter]

what a fat fucker

[soud200msn]

Thumbs if if you think that's Chuck Norris's second pet.

(The first pet is the Spinosaurus,he got one before it was extinct. How you say? CUZ HE'S CHUCK NORRIS!)

[mshmrlw]

click on screen, then press up left a few times.

[Artyped7]

That looks so painful for the snake

[TheLovesinginggirl]

like if you hate snakes

[LordEmilous]

beautiful...

[meganuker1]

i fell sick :(

[23davvy]

@meganuker1 me too

[xNeroTheSablex]

"So you better stuff yourself to the scales..." I do love puns.

[MeganClol]

omg i mean like i thought i ate a lot but guess not ......... thnk god its northern ireland i live in no snakes here..... in the wild

[sabriel80]

I found this easy to masturbate to

[fYNX13]

Poor capybara :(

[cinty38]

Crap that's retarded

[Al3xTrucho20]

Damn Nature You Scary!!

[SK8ZERO15]

how the hell did i go from looking at a computer to every national geographic vid? haha

[Tobynmoh0]

No animals were harmed in the making of this film

[solidenix]

What a blow job at 2::10

[alicialivesincolorx3]

That anaconda was like "SOON."

[omar2819]

DId I just hear someone talking to a snake?

[PrincessViviana1996]

@omar2819 lml

[omar2819]

@PrincessViviana1996 :S

[aleede16]

his voice is soooo annoying!!

[Madorem]

how during the ingesting process no other animals come and fuck the anaconda up?

[Soulcorruptr]

@Madorem IIRC snakes are able to regurgitate the animal relatively quickly under duress. Something like that is fairly high on the food chain, as it is, so not a heck of a lot is going to mess with it.

[TheLordzaber]

@Soulcorruptr hi da sud saw your tf2 streams on twitch tv

[Metallica3331]

DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!!!

[Cbhan2108]

Coolest sanke evah!!!!!!

[darkdragonshark123]

narrator: u are a giant female

me: excuse me?!

[b3rkut]

damn, how the hell do they get this footage?

[luvlydragon121]

I'm starving? but i just ate *pouts*

[tranxehardtrox]

that chuck norris' anaconda

[kevster778]

I can't watch nature films anymore unless it has the voice of the guy who does "Life"

[gordon123]

@kevster778 david attenborough. king among men.

[themollygustafson]

I hope it's not hurted on the capybara :(

[AviatorRaptor3]

I played snake while waiting for the video to load :)

[13DatsyukPavel]

Is it just me or is this really sexual ?

[forcecho]

THAT SNAKE IS FUCKING HUGE!

[bartonz1993]

I'm pretty glad I was touching myself whilst I watched this, "you're a 13 foot anaconda with a fierce death grip." Oh fuck yeah.

[LeaveMyGun]

am i the only one who wonders how the hell was this filmed?

[beansydamaster]

DAMN. I need to try using my death-grip on other things!

[91joelt]

Thumbs up if you think the narrator thinks an Anaconda is actually watching this video.

[Poluskis]

Holy shit lol

[juanjexsam1]

she ate without salt!!! aggg

[MimicPlayer]

After it ingested that rodent, did anyone else think it looked abit like Oprah Winfrey?

[zeno0b]

i am giant female... lol wut?

[buffalobeast13]

Pretty sure there is only 2 animals that can take down that snake...Chuck Norris and a honey badger

[8u11etpr00f]

I am never going to south america lol.

[domokun820023]

1:51 there is a poop on the snake. LOL

[IRONGIANT215]

Really Mr. commentator? The first 20 secconds of the video you want to tell me im a 13 ft. long, female anaconda? I went my whole life thinking i was a male human...thanks....prick.

[xxRho]

The commentator is a bit patronising but that aside; wow I weigh 100lb a rodent as big as me =S

[numbifyify]

when snakes get bit that bad, there is a good chance of them splitting open from the pressure of their meal on the wound, so that capybara might of gotten the last laugh

[impresioname33]

Wow the narrorater is a corn ball

And if women va jay jays can open wide for child birth like that we wouldn't have a problem giving birth as long as it gets tight again

[well45344]

q porra isso......



[MasterChiefBeast93]

I Don't Wanna Go Live Where Anacondas Live!!!!!!

lol

[Baltheo]

Voice: "You are a giant female anaconda..."

Me: "Fuck You!

lol

[Tarudizer]

Man, just sitting around, making yourself look good for the ladies before the bow chika bow wow, and suddenly.... attacked by an anaconda. Don't you just hate when that happens?

[appa609]

Second person narrative : the scourge of English classes everywhere.

[maechyl]

Listen to Justin Bieber's Real Voice here

/watch?v=epWftFCRoBU

[sharae951]

wow.... ewwwwwww!!!

[TheKervin07]

shit

[airwolf100]

Holly shit!

[MultiJb1000]

ewwwwww!

[chxavier2]

These snake can eat huge animals, even children until eight years old. But the biggest problem with them is after dinner: they last weeks in digestion and in this process they fart so loud that can be heard in hundred meters. Fart like explosions. And it smell so badly that no-one can stand in the vicinity, only the filmmakers of National Geographic, Animal Planet and other disgusting people. Imagine a fart from an anaconda! It should be terrible!

[bluemexikan]

My dick is bigger

[Floodlezoot]

penis anaconda penispenis penis dix = anaconda.

[SoulEsme]

6 hours .___. good video ^^

[XxDcaro92xX]

Talk bout a mouthful lol

[IsayWhatWhatinAbutt]

how in the world i got here....

[MetronumRock]

god...I forgot the sauce...

[Ilvesepoisu]

Lol what comments : " Does snakes have sex ?", "My Penis is bigger" etc.

[utkisnap]

How the fuckkk did i go from a phone review to an anaconda eating a capybara!?!

[joeyrenaissance]

LOL what happens when u interupt it during its meal?

[hunterhearsthelmsy]

how does snake have sex?, seriously i am confused

[ladiesman09ful]

My penis is bigger

[numboneidiotbox]

Shutup kyke

[klosenorway]

how bad u want to poke it with a needle?

[winxbilievix100]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

[star2229girl]

Dude look at the size of the snake!

[SmallpoxRot]

No!!! Not the Capybaras!

[ISRAEL10F]

Death to non-Jews

[Hijal89]

Thumps up if u saw the arm at 2:05

[Dodger488]

another pet of chuck noris

[anime991]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

[Dylan1011974]

2:36 mmhh Nice Meal Burp xD

[jeijei270]

deepthroating anaconda style :D

[Zer0nessable]

Anaconda boner.



[hanadan09111]

nakakatakot

[AmberLouMakeup]

Press red CC button and click transcribe audio. LOL.

[TheMuggleworld]

Anaconda, Aragog's sister....

[xsarixkorn]

this is madnes ..... (( madness )) thiiiiiis is anacondaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Cordy712]

Now I'm having an identity crisis. Who am I?

[humudu]

somebody should attack the snake while it got the meal in mouth! it cant do shit

[woohoo800]

Holy shit?

[6nd6]

How does the camera follow the anaconda? fascinating.

[gTauTomaTisch]

This is ******************

[DifferentLikeMe]

voice-over man makes "successful breeding" sound sinister.

[RuneScapeVideoCC]

:38 to :40 ... thats what he said to his wife.. LUL

[sazunaki]

@RuneScapeVideoCC LMFAO!

[haksiel]

Whenever I watch snakes eating, I think of birth. ._.

[cumingmonkey]

that snake is the only thign that can give chuck noris a blowjob

[mac19971]

@cumingmonkey Aye, she'd (the Anaconda) would like that XD

[jashinsensei]

@cumingmonkey

But this snake cant swallow like you mom does...

[cumingmonkey]

@jashinsensei lol you must be retarded that thing just swallowed that thing your fucking moron roflflflf fucking retard

[RelaxNplay64]

@cumingmonkey tehe

[cumingmonkey]

@RelaxNplay64 nipple =o



[RelaxNplay64]

@cumingmonkey Fapplesauce in my socks

[Epic13]

@cumingmonkey Quite possibly the greatest YouTube comment of 2011!

[RelaxNplay64]

Respond to this video... he has smarts

[harbas94]

when the anaconda is lying there like a fatshit after its meal ATTACK IT lol

[videogamejo]

have they ever attacked humans? I'm trying to think what the fuck I'd do if I encountered an anaconda.. There would be no possible way to defend myself unless I had a grenade launcher.

[toby12345]

@videogamejo You would use a grenade launcher??? I think i'd go for something that won't blow up in my face...maybe an uzi or something. And yes, they have attacked humans before. You never seen anaconda?

[videogamejo]

@toby12345 I've seen them on tv. Never in person. Why you've seen them in person before??

[fenrirtwo]

@videogamejo You would see them in person at the zoo... And also, you don't need a weapon to defend yourself against an anaconda, just bite it at the tip of it's tail (I know, the whole things a big tail!) and it's muscles will stop squeezing, a bit like the famous grip on a humans shoulder.

[stupidkid629]

Stop talking to me like I'm a anaconda wtf!

[Xazpiration]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

[TjoraNS]

there goes my appetite !

[ChloeGurl3927]

the rodents are like snookies... are up to 4 feet and can weigh more than 100 pounds!

haha i LOVE snooki GO TEAM MEAT BALL

[JokeAt9]

if this snake would have a head like a lion, eating could be much more chilled :-/

[hunglikehuang]

Successful snake is successful

[crazy979]

Sick animal!

[xblkhorsex]

I am an Anaconda now !!

[bigfatchodez]

the voice over is so bad on these american nature shows. i'm used to attenborough - now that's a classy dude.

[tksdk2000]

omg...

[cosmostupid123]

"You are an Anaconda..."

YEAAHH I'M A FUCKING ANACONDA BITCH

[seanfire9]

are dos flying flamingos?

[jmoney97ful]

@themai97 that's what she said lmao

[diehardsportsfan841]

0:13 hiiiiiiiiiiii!

[ieks]

2:06, that snake is wounded..?

[MonBroCorporation]

0:00-0:06 am I??

[Tatio9]

Damn nature, you scary!

[ruregah]

........camper

[Seedofwinter]

That thing went down like a champion. Did you see that gash in the Anaconda?

[Bmorryder91]

Batman denum denum denum denum denum batman!!!!! Being random like the fag talking

[OliverLue]

Damn. That snake's gonna have itis for a while!

[Fuzzer56]

Now that's what I call

*puts on sunglasses*

Deepthroating

YEAAAAAAAAAA!

[folsenc]

THANKS GOD I'M NOT A CAPIVARA THAT THING IS SO FUCKING BIG AND SCARY!

[ZoDDyXXX]

Yeah, The snake must be female... Anna Conda

[SuperLilac23]

thumbs up every comment besides mine

:D

[crazyapplez510]

chelsdcute is so right LOL

[TheMai97]

oh god ! its so big !!!!

[LoydeTheShamanOfSexy]

is he a video game narrator

[ZiggyNinetyFour]

Why does this give me a boner?

[fahadAKAme]

Anacondas are huge and scary just like the movie O_O

[FrozenCrewGr]

@fahadAKAme so my **** is

[WanderleiSilva29]

@fahadAKAme yeah.... just like my cock! im called anacondong!

[SommersMoon]

dude… your your not gonna chew that?

[SommersMoon]

i am?

[cowgirlinkentucky]

@bitter8blood8 lol! Me too...

[bitter8blood8]

i am a giant female anaconda in venezuela? i thought i was at home watching wierd videos because im bored of life lol

[kevinyankowski123]

the snakes like, i am so fucking full right now...

[eThIcKeR]

holy....shit...i want that snake....now!!!

[TheSayinPrince]

Crushing things to death isn't my style

[aguilars24]

how the fuck do they record this so well?