Austin Powers - Scotty Don't (HQ)

[HyruleStorm67]

Ladies and gentlemen my plan is "Scotty Don't!"

Oh come on you're such a lame ass!

~Funniest movie in 2002

[Fallen3Hero]

I don;t know. Who am i? :)

[njstrongman32]

hahahahaha.... I dont know why but I seriously can't stop laughing

[KimChoJapFan]

Preparations A through G were a complete failure, so now I present to you... PREPARATION H

this show is so entertaining, but they quickly ran out of ideas, and that's why a 4th one wasn't made.

[KimChoJapFan]

@KimChoJapFan I meant Movie, not show -_-

[redbluegreen151]

@KimChoJapFan um the 4th one will be out sometime this year

[TallandAsian89]

Wow Austin totally rained on Dr. Evil's parade

[F50Italia]

Got me a Marlin YEAH !

[lottdominique]

Mini ME= Mike Bibby

[Tsukasamacleod]

Mini me knows that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. Scotty Don't!

[LeBobikah]

Ooh, I don't know... Who am I...

[Goldfish567]

Lol I love Seth green

[Koyukig]

"You know this is causing serious psychological harm!"

[Froggiegirllove89]

"Ladies's and Gentlemen my plan is..! Scotty Don't."

"Oh c'mon! You're such a lame ass!"

Lmfao. I love this movie.♥

[madcow4410]

ohhhh...i dont knowww... who am iii?

[survival3three]

yah aye

[TheViperxxxx]

"C'mon! i got me a marlin yeah!" hahaha!

[williamQUIQUEREE1]

abaaah..

[sikokiller12]

0:38 Hello Fred Savage!!!

0:52 Good Bye Fred Savage!!!

[stfujesska]

this is perfect

[bizonmaciej]

How bout you Dont - Ladies and gentlymen Scotty do

[TheInferno515]

Scotty n'est pas!

[Majyxs]

Howerya doin'?

[happymealmobster]

ohh. i dont knowwww. who am iiii

[MrMiscellaneous808]

Dr Evil your surrounded!

shit......

[XxDIEZOMBIESxX]

yes i would love some choclate ass cream xD

yes i think prrepration h does feel good on the hole!!!!!!!!!!!

[kitt33980]

Ok my plan is: SCOTTY DONT!

[kitt33980]

Operation: ass cream

[kitt33980]

Chocolate ass cream hahaha

[TheBlondMassacre]

shit*

[myfunkycheese]

Why don't you just call it operation ass cream you ass, im sorry did you want some ice cream, yes i'd love some chocolate ass cream LMFAO

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

Middle School was obnoxious as hell because of this scene.

[1234chair5432]

heel miny me heel c'mon got a mrlin haha:)

[drummersaysHI]

Dr. Evil? Yo?! Hahahahahaha

[MarinerFan2007]

......shit

[CaptainKirk630]

Yahh. Yahh!! Yaahh!

[phildipop]

I set my ring tone to the jah bit for about 2 months and when it played on this vid i looked at my phone.... :D

[Gamegurru]

3:47 Shit

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Gamegurru]

2:16 for evil look

[Gamegurru]

0:40 for WOAH!!

[Leonardo495]

1:38 "Scotty ne pas" = Scotty does not

[beth21013]

how bout you dont ladies and gentlemen scotty don't xD

[Jambiwana]

"oooh i don't know, who am iiii" HAHAHHAHA

[nickraad77]

"You know i agree, Preperation H does feel good on the hole"

lmao

[bongobang77]

i love the expression on his face when he says "Yea" at 2:16

[dicksteele75]

ja

[retaphin89]

@dicksteele75 jaaaaa

[Dreamer4ever98]

Check out Mini Me. He's gone mental on account of the chocolate. It's like freakin cat nip for clones!

[ThorAxe18]

Is he sleeping? I guess he won't be getting any CHOCOLATE!

I love how Mini-Me immediately wakes up.

[danfifepsu]

1:47 to 1:53 was funny

[Xwj23X]

got me a marlin lol

[sparrowgirl90]

....But now ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call 'Preparation H'.

*snickers*

What?

Why don't you just call it 'Operation Ass-Cream' you ass?!

I'm - I'm sorry did you want some ice cream?

Yes I'd love some chocolate Ass-Cream.

Perhaps later.

at 2:26 :)

[jrgotsoup]

Ppreparation H does feel good on the hole lol!

[sparrowgirl90]

i love seth's face when mini me attacks him! so innocent and scarred! <3

[MearickLee]

Apparently evil people like to drink Starbucks.

[tgreyentertainment]

Scotty looks like  Travis Barker

[HunterRandell]

@tgreyentertainment thats Seth Green

[mbg1211]

- I'm sorry did you want some ice cream?

- Yes I'd love some chocolate ass cream.

- Perhaps later.

[1995sasunaru]

LADIES AND GENTLE MEN scotty dont!

[xx0ocjo0xx]

3:46



[LION509]

-Thanks..... scadaddle lol

[tommybdean]

nooo I don't know who am I? ahahahah

[gartland1989]

Ladies and gentleman, my plan is SCOTTY DONT!! lmfao

[kerish11]

aaahh would you stop !

[cg57c]

- You know, when u have kids, i think u are gonna find that all kids are different, eh? - YA - YAA - YA - YAA - YAAAAA - YAA - YA - YAA - YAAAAAAA - YAA

[G4LV4N1Z3Dgaming]

2:55 lol best part

[Tanmantansen]

0:17 ITS A JUGGERNAUT!!!! a small one

[Tanmantansen]

0:17 ITS A JUGGERNAUT!!!!

[JezabelCumming]

LOL I love Scotty and Dr.Evil XD

[guitarblazer4]

"Hang on let me do what I do-UHHH WOULD YOU STOP?"

LMFAO!!!

[emartinez711]

MAAN I LOOVE DR EVIL!! MIKE MYERS IS A GENIUS

[MrFallingApples]

"I agree Preparation H does feel good on the hole!"

[shelby4369]

6 people don't like choco-scotty don't

[warriorslover99]

@GunBunnyShift

it is named preparation H because preparations A - G failed and Dr.Evil couldn't find an original name.

[brwneydgirl70]

@warriorslover99 no its funny cause preperation h is a cream for your ass

[TheEmoEddie]

Dr.Evil = #1 Troll 

[GunBunnyShift]

I don't get Preperation H... why its funny?

[SonicTheHedgehog0222]

@GunBunnyShift because preparation H is creme you put on your ass hole when it itches or is in pain. thats why Scotty say's "Preparation H does feel good... on the hole" thats why its funny XD

[GunBunnyShift]

@SonicTheHedgehog0222 LMAO! Oh, ok! That makes it a whole lot funnier! THNX <3

P.S- Sonic the Hedgehog FTW

[SonicTheHedgehog0222]

@GunBunnyShift :3

[ErnestSkater]

mimi me il aime le chocolat bien hein, bien oui hein. ploop Scotty n' aime pas

haha it's so cool when you know more than your motherlanguage XP

( I speak dutch btw) :p

[theRunezcapeshow]

@ErnestSkater Dr.evil is uit België ironically :P

[ErnestSkater]

@theRunezcapeshow i'm from belgium :p

[TR3V0Rb900]

Dr, Evil: Uhh...i dont know...who am I...

[Daft2Funk]

mini Me le chocolate oh (pop) Scotty NeyPah oooh, oooh ,oooh, know didoda,B..Didoda You know this is causing me serious phsycological Harm,oh I dont know who am I???

[Daft2Funk]

Mini Me Loves Chocolate Scotty Dont,Wat I like chocolate fine I jus...,Scotty Dont,oh well yeah this is very familiar oh just let me do wat I do uh would you stop!!!,Harbagedarwa,how about wat??.Harbargedarwa,wat are you..Harbagedarwa,i dont even..,Harbagedawa,Honestly Isnt this..,How bout you dont everybody Scotty don't. Dr Evil I think its time you unvealed your plan?? yes thank you #2 Ladys and gentleman my Plan is....Scotty dont,Aww Come On Your such a lame ass......

[gabrielblast]

1:35 mini me sca pu pla po dont pop

[Oinker51]

Some chocolate ass cream sounds delicious rite now :P

[FavoriteMartinFan]

yaw...yaw,yaw,yaw...yaw,yaw...­yaw...yaw,yaw

[ghjkl1408]

SCOTTY F****N DON'T

[falloutfans95]

2:07 Got me a Marlin! Yeah!

[TheJames74s]

HABRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!!!! XDlmao

[animeartist5678]

Starbucks.

[coreyfrain6]

yes i would love some chocolate ass cream...

...perhaps later

[TheDCmatrix]

HEEL MINI ME!!!

[TheDCmatrix]

Dr Evil sounds a little bit different in each movie!

[jozilife]

HABUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!!! xD

[jozilife]

How va ja goin XD 

[SafeAzFuck]

SCOTTY DONT! XD

[7judas77]

uh wouldja stahhp...?

[funkypixie500]

hahaha i keep playing 2.56 to 3.09 over and over and cant stop laughing :D

[ivondrago88]

can someone explain the scotty dont line? i dont get it? why is it supposed to be funny?

[SafeAzFuck]

@ivondrago88 what part of the video do u mean?

[cg57c]

@ivondrago88 it's the way he says and repeats it, it's very funny. He always tries to get Scott mad by kidding him this way, just like (ZIP IT) in part two.

[gonebaad24]

you know its funny because i see this kid in my school with a gigantic mole on his chin and think moley moley moley!!!

[sebwebster]

could laugh at this all day. so f'in hilarious

[sparx9434]

princess of canada, scotty ne'pa! LOLXD

[fokjoe]

@sparx9434

that's not what he said. he said "mini me likes chocolate, but scotty don't" in French

[mentalguy316]

Isn't there a single second where the movie doesn't make me wanna pee my pants? XD

[zakaria94driouche]

scotty n'zst paaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

hilarius

[royblade89]

number 2 is like " ffs just say the plan already -.- "  when dr.evil said: the plan is....scotty dont! XD

[agirlyman]

1:40 kills me!  "Ooooh" lmao

[Pracer7]

0:45 priceless hahahaha !

[HighlandHijack]

my plane is................. scoty dont!

[totstar92]

The 6 people who hated this has no since of humor :P I love this part soo much :D

[cg57c]

6 people have a black spot between their noses and mouths.

[jpersaudcorp]

lmfao...dr evil spends the whole scene fucking off instead of....taking over the world?...yes i would like some chocolate ass cream

[ThemOldaBoys]

How 'bout you don't, ladies and gentlemen, Scotty don't.

[markcl230]

6 people aren't sprechenzie the same lingety

[FeaturingDougie]

"You know when you have kids i think your going to find all kids are different"

"Ya"

"YAA"

"Ya"

"YAA"

[drthmstrbtr]

@FeaturingDougie lol he was making fun of canadians with that lol we do that

[TheInferno515]

Scotty n'est pas!

[747jack747]

Yes on the hole Preperation H feels good...I Agree Preperation H does feel good on the hole

[Somnion009]

"Cmon got me a marlin, yea!!!"

[cammyNpammy]

i can resite what doctor evil says perfectly and i do it to my friends and family (and new teachers or subs) and its so funny

[cg57c]

-Your chair Doctor Evil.

-Thank yo.. woooooh! wh..ho..hs....

Abaaaa.

[tobske93]

@cg57c haha 0:40 hahahahahahahahahhahaha

[XSVterror18]

"How bout u dont, ladies and gentleman, Scotty dont"

[HypnoSwag]

Lmao! "ah-buhhhh."

[pingolve]

HOWBOUJANOYA?

[PegasusViperTopGun62]

Yeah, Preparation H feels real good...on the hole!

[deltanation22]

@PegasusViperTopGun62 Well I'm glad we're sprekinzie the same lingity

[NuclearRave]

"You know this is causing me serious psychological harm!" Haha, best line ever. xD

[elbug84]

Yes, I'd like some chocolate ass-cream. :)

[katiexsoftball92]

2:02 "heel Mini me! HEEL! c'mon! got me a marlin" hahahaha(:

[Jolteon7]

Every time I see this, I laugh really hard, when he starts; "Ladies and gentlemen, MY PLAN IS Scotty don't!"

[MSK8679]

Ladies n gentlemen my plan is scotty don't!

[happycanada2003]

mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhahahah­ahahahaaaaaaaa

[liampickup07]

It all starts from 1:15! 'How ba ya dowa... *Wiggly fingers*... How ba ya dowa...' LOL!

[psychocloud]

6 people don't like chocolate.

[Diamondranger92]

preparation does feel good on the hole

[DennyDoD]

so much better in english :/

[jbamfness]

why don't you just call it operation ass cream ya ass

[JORDANBAUMER]

my plan is.... SCOTTY DONT

[Diamondranger92]

@JORDANBAUMER oh come your such a lame ass!

[Jblac33]

TT^TT oh man, this is pretty much an average conversation with my Dad.

[mrfrisk007]

Lol 'aburrrr'

[blaircondon]

This is causing me serious psychological harm!

Ohhh I don't know, who am I?

[Lassannn]

That explosive OHHH!!! at 1:42 kills me every time.

[EdMcStinko]

@Lassannn Me too. It was hard to breath for a moment there. I think it was because so many of us have experienced that kind of treatment from from older siblings. Myers has a talent to make something completely childish look hilarious.

[TheXxPaulxX]

HEEL MINIME!

[okgo43]

it's from bruuuuge LOL

[ncoyle121]

how boucha dont ladies and gentelmen scotty dont

[jamesmay94]

preperation H does feel good "on the hole"

[LuNaRiKk0]

It's like frikin' cat nip for clones!



[LuNaRiKk0]

6 people didn't get any chocolate.

[mummy47221]

on t he hole

[mummy47221]

orperation ass cream you ass

[JMAN19851]

i've been told i look like seth green

[Sheneva97]

MiniMe is TOO Cutee :]

[PrinceTrexus]

lol Dr. Evil when he looks at Fred Savage..... WHOOOOOA!!!! ....... ah-BUUUHHH!!

[peppe2142]

OHH IDK WHO AM I...

[mrbealer]

perhaps later

[PrinceTrexus]

u know what, i agree... preparation H does feel good.... on the hole...

[PilotHeeroYuey]

no one can stop me...not even...austin powers!!

not so fast!! Youre surrounded dr. evil!!!

...Shit

[pagliaccinodlemantra]

Dr Evil looks like a Robert Deniro :D

[The1910Phantom]

is he sleeping...? Well, that's okay. I guees Mini-Me won't get any CHOCOLATE!! XD

[ZudeXbox360]

5 People didn't get any CHOCOLATE!! XD

[IceColdWorks]

Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass cream.

[PrinceTrexus]

@IceColdWorks HEEL, MINI-ME!!!!!

[GalaxyTrigger82]

mini me:ZzZzZz

dr. evil: tractor beam...*shakes mini me awake....tractor beam

mini me:ZzZzZz