data pwns klingons

[Zebonka]

"Just wait till you see my cock".

[MarzX1802]

@Zebonka Data is "fully functional".

[brianblackberry]

I love how Data just keeps Facebooking that entire time, not even giving a damn. lol

[Marchant2]

Today is a good day to make an ass out of myself.

[oneperson2person]

lol. poor data he looks so bored with the whole thing ]

[SamhainTheDark]

Oh, he said duranium. I thought he said uranium, I was about to ask if he had a radioactive skull. lol

[Raynor9X9]

@SamhainTheDark nope, but his brain runs on antimatter

[creaturebotman]

cortinide and duranium Matha fucka cortinide and duranium now shut yo bitch ass up!

[jordanesmith111]

"My head is made of fuck you."



[aafenlared]

0:31 mmm mothr.... FUCK!!!

[jediking12]

lol!

[Denchanter357]

who disliked this??? really? lol

[horaciosi]

@Denchanter357 The Klingon

[Denchanter357]

@horaciosi nice. got a good laugh from that

[ILSTAL]

I love the nod he gives, it's like "My skull is composed of Quartinide and Durainum......Bitch"

[sonicfansforever]

Ohmigosh, EL OH EL.

♥ Data for life ♥

[2490debrick]

I want to be an Android when I grow up!

[WebVManReturns]

Sometimes it's best simply to use your head to win a fight. And sometimes it's best not to use your head in a fight.

[TheZekkai]

"maw' tok"

Klingon expression of surprise.

Season 6, Episode 20 : The Chase.

[LamonicBomb]

@TheZekkai bah we know what it means: "gaaaawd DAYUM, NUKKA!!!" or a loose translation.

[greenrangerv1]

I am in tears, LOL

[avrambrankovich]

HAHHAHHAHA SO SUUUPER!!!! MADE MY DAY :D

[biggmorris]

hahahaha  omg

[daglaroglucan]

I miss him



[nubcaekification]

Get hit by a Klingon LIKE A BOSS

[UmbramMonstrator]

0:21 Data thinks "reaaaally?" XD

[DeltaReconnaissance]

STARTRECK TERMINATOR! lol

[brybish]

i wish i could say that.

[Terminator200079]

0:38 is the best xD

[Amar7605]

MY SCREEN IS SNOWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TVDandTrueBlood]

I love the little head-shake he does at 0:51

[masterofthecoop]

kilingons are like dwarves, tough and as awesome as hell.

[kellyberry]

time to beat up[ the android opps i broke my arm

[Yabuturtle]

I think in his i-Pad he's typing to the rest of his enterprise on space twitter. "I have recently and throughly owned a Klingon today."

[Alan7997]

What he said at the end was Data's way of saying don't try that again!

[p4nth4]

Theo! Wir fahren nach Lodz!

[RandomTheMarine]

Krogan Headbutt failed!

[NuclearFist]

I believe this episode is from "The Chase" very good ending with hints of Romulan and Federation relations improving in the future. But, this scene should be immortalized. So funny!

[The1976bella]

What ep. is this from

[LTDANMAN44]

data = awesome sauce!!!

[heroesandcons09]

And thats who says white nerds are weak

[theirondukesboy]

ths episodes called the chase

[Crotiger99]

this ten dislikes are Klingons

[RyanSellman1]

Data's texting on Facebook.

[RyanSellman1]

That Klingon is played by the same guy who played the Righteous' counselor in Star Trek - Borg.

[MsCreepyChan]

that is android talk for "bitch, please."

[Mack488]

I just realized we actually have those touch data pads now, it's called the smart phone.

[tedsasadsack]

@Mack488 Warp in our time, we're inventing everything else they thought would take 300 years. Transporters and hyposprays too

[Roadracer987654321]

Data was Great. he could have Gotten his own Spin off Show.

[xXRoBeRtXHaYdNXx]

"My upper spinal support is a poly-alloy designed to withstand extreme stress. My skull is composed of Quartinide and Duranium."

Translation:

"My bones are made out of metal, dumbass."

[dhinton1]

@xXRoBeRtXHaYdNXx basically ..... Data said: YOU STUPID MUTHAFUCKA (lol)

[garywatkin1]

The Chase. Good episode.

[jekaterinathegreat]

gotta love data :) what episode is this?

[themixedarts]

He pwned himself.

[GoblinXXX]

@270787felipe Presumably, Data is built with much higher technology (a couple of hundred years worth, including the technologies of the alien races shared with the Federation) than Terminators are. Terminators are not really sentient, where-as Data is, and he apparently has superhuman reflexes. However, the "liquid metal" T-1000 and the T-X models seem more advanced than Data, physically in most ways-- But I'm sure he could still outsmart them.

[dilinca]

I used to have the biggest crush on Data. Now I remember why :)

[INTPTT]

That nod at the end was awfully smug for someone who doesn't have emotions.

[DSborg15]

i love Data :D

[q7spiz]

Typo. You mean "owns". Yeah, P is right next to O. I'm pretty sure people can have plenty of time to notice their own typos before they post a video. 

[Gizziiusa]

@q7spiz its a gamer thing. google it

[INTPTT]

@q7spiz No, the correct word is pwn. As the klingon is not Data's slave, Data does not own him.

[dilinca]

@q7spiz you don't speak nerd, do you? xD

[q7spiz]

@dilinca I could.

[mrsotter19]

I like Data's little smik at the end.

[dude12394]

he reminds me of sheldon

[brybish]

i wish i could say that the best i can do is ouch!

[kkriegg]

Every nerd's wet dream.

[Vegabond13]

@kkriegg Keeping thinking that wannabe tuff guy.

[kkriegg]

@Vegabond13 hahaha, hit a nerve there, huh? Data is the nerd's fantasy, he's smart and unemotional and he beats up all the jocks (Klingons). That's why this show is so popular with DORKS... it lets them fantasize.

[GRIMLOCK84]

Who says "no one wins in a head butt"

[JBGargamel]

ShutUp Wesley.

[JBGargamel]

Eat any good books lately!

[twooffour]

metalhead got owned!

[Pooua]

I noticed that Data still blinked when the Klingon bonked him.

[AngloPatriot]

Ultimate trolling

[ShockDoctrin]

that was hysterical..

[BunnaySango]

Data's body is fucking robotic, his hydraulics can pwn even klingon strength. Foolish klingon

[korkiwi]

Is that the Klingon version of arm wrestling?

[kanyehater100]

Data can pwn Klingons directly and indirectly

[Dekota97]

lmao that was funny to watch

[Snowwie88]

Watch watch?v=ISnER-t3Yc0&feature=re­lated near the end, Data cannot handle a few Ferengi?

[MissGrapeNehi]

His skull may be made of cortinide and duranium, but Data is made of PURE AWESOME.

[aangandtoph4ever]

@MissGrapeNehi Oh yes, that's a PART of his structural material. But you are also forgetting pure epic and adorableness.

[billschoe43]

@MissGrapeNehi Don't forget VERY COOL!!!

[ryno123321]

I am Rick James, bitch.

[Ragnark1]

So, is everyone here a brony? How about today's episode with Twilight going crazy? Pretty good, eh?

[Zoster008]

Oops... nevermind. Really sorry- just read comments... :)

[Zoster008]

What episode is this? Thanks :)

[Jumpybeaver]

So that's how a Klingon reacts to losing arm wrestling. Headbutt the person.

[Xerock]

@Jumpybeaver

It was a sign of respect. A poorly thought out one, but a sign of respect nonetheless.

[snooters]

@Jumpybeaver I've always loved that reaction.

[DCdabest]

@Jumpybeaver

better than Wookie's I've heard...

[Jumpybeaver]

@DCdabest LOL!

[ssssroryssss]

Turn on transcribe audio and at 0:04 it says "dual reputation for physical strengh isn't only even in the cleanup empire" :D

[crownedman104]

Im a robot you dumbass........go ahead and punch me too, so i can lol at your broken knuckels :D

[Squibblings]

If this clip ran longer, you'd see that Data pawns this guy a third time. Do not bribe Data! He will only embarass you.

[WillMauz]

So much LOL.... He's so manly, he headbutts Klingons and destroys their ego.

[GoldEagle315]

@myBALLSareMORPHED haha so true!

[himethisisme]

I like how at the end he gives this little wink at the Klingon after explaining why he got his balls ruined.

[TheSamuraiKoala]

How strong is Data? Is he stronger than a Vulcan or Khan?

[Gordontrek]

mmmmmmmm*sniff*mmmmmm*sniff* wa...... cha..... wei!

[usaeagle1776]

LOL that is a great moment from TNG

[uzimodem]

LOL love that scene!!

[kalkmilch]

the guy is like sheldon

[CassandraMotou]

*snrk* and this is one of the many reason ive always thought Data (as with Spock before him) rocks. cant beat brains, especially when youve got the strength to back em up... and a very subtle sense of humor ^_~

[MORPHIOUS1011]

what episode is thsi?

[rayba47]

@MORPHIOUS1011 Episode is from season 6, episode # 20, entitled "The Chase", is a great episode!

[MORPHIOUS1011]

@rayba47 thanks

[Buradori0]

Summary: Data is unpwnable.

[kdc43]

The RW CONServative GOP and Teaparty nuts must have cortinide and duranium in their HARD heads.

[Hawk52042]

Not so much "Data pwns Klingon" as it is "Stupid Klingon pwns himself."

[TheSecondEvolution]

@Hawk52042 LMFAO! So true!

[GaxAngel]

I wonder how Wolverine would fair against Data, haha. Adamantine vs Cortinide and Duranium.

[MasterMacLeod]

@GaxAngel Data would rip Logan a new one.

[nellaselfgirl]

Data's way of saying "you're an idiot"

[VideoFacio]

10 klingons were reminded of how Data pwnd them

[ShinobiGarth]

any race other than a Klingon would not be stupid enough to take on an android in a physical challenge

[71006374]

My cock is a poly alloy, filled with spoof

[Voxnulla]

My spinal cord is filled with tiger blood to endure extreme amounts of Charlie Sheen and my skull is made of bi-winning and magic.

[Bra1de]

Data has a nice Iphone ;)~! I Think he says all his friends on twitter, that these klingon is a pussy :D

[gearsofhaloauto]

my skull is made of fuck you

[aguyfromTennessee]

the klingon is the preacher in black snake moan

[SintSuke]

Is that Uncle Phil!?

[Richardmarxfan15]

I saw this episode today I laughed so hard when he pawned the klingon. I was like don't mess with Data your just asking for it.

[Chessboy91]

@Richardmarxfan15 can you tell me what episode in what season it is? I'm searching for it for like 3 months

[S4murai7]

@Chessboy91 This clip is from season 6, episode 20 "The Chase".

[florenmage]

Data didn't pwn a klingon...The Kilngon pwned himself.Thats just sad.

[patrik11patrik]

Data pwns everything

[mrsotter19]

Data is left-handed!

[IceLanced]

@mrsotter19 No, but if Data had used his right hand he would have killed him.

[mrsotter19]

@IceLanced As an android wouldn't Data have the same skill and strength in both arms? But darn! I wish Data was left-handed!

[BohemianBlasphemy]

The video should e called Klingon pwns himself.

[DomIstKrieg]

Lie down, ya prick.

[BlackhawkGirl11]

Data is the man!

[gontaslavik]

10 klingons watched the vid

[florenmage]

Don't you wish you were an android sometimes.You know with the ability to pown klingons and turn off emotions.That would rock.

[Obrezikyo]

My upper spinal support is a poly-alloy, designed to withstand extreme stress. My skull is compose of cortinide and duranium...bitch

[stampede122]

@Obrezikyo u no i wouldnt mind if i could have that type of support in my skeletal system

[GamerFromJump]

Super fighting robot, Data Man!

[crazybear357]

pwns him with the facts

[zee339]

My skull is composed of a win/victory alloy, far superior to your fail/lose-alloy cranium.

[Thoran666]

Awesome. After seeing this scene I think Data is more like a terminator than a geeky android.

[BeondaPale]

Data Vs Wolverine hmmmmm

[tazzy186]

@BeondaPale Data would win because he's got both strength and intelligence.

Wolverine can be super clumsy when he's mad.

[sagequan]

translation: Im the terminator bitch!

[shuboy05]

Duranium is the metal used in starship hulls, isn't it?

[mbenzsl2000]

@shuboy05 yup

[UKGameMaster]

What is the phrase... Like a bowss

[starcladsol]

Klingon pea braininess..

[TheRhinehart86]

Isnt duranium a flower?

[iammadness]

@TheRhinehart86 You're thinking of geraniums.

[LurkerPlus]

@TheRhinehart86 You're probably referring to geraniums, but I guess they could sound similar with an American accent. :-)

[gearsofhaloauto]

my skull is made of fuck you.

[jkeelsnc]

Data always was badass. LOL. This was indeed very funny. The Klingon didn't even stand a chance. And on several occasions Data has proved himself to be more than a match for the borg in a fight.

[6ThreeSided9]

HA! Which episode is this?

[livingsadstorys]

-Klingon challenges Data- Data thinks -Seriously- Klingon -Wa Cha Wie- -Slam- Data thinks -Now I wonder what i could do with- Klingon -Mo Taik- Translation -Holy Shit!- -Head-butts Data and goes flying backwards- Data -My upper spinal support is a poly allow designed to withstand extreme stress, my skull is composed of cortenide and duranium. Nods.- Translation -Fuck You-

[prendes4]

@translucentorb That is partially true. The Klingons have a spiritual belief that they were created by their "gods." There is no indication that their "gods" are a different species. The legend says that the "gods" created two Klingons and that those Klingons, Kortar and his unnamed mate, rose up and killed the "gods." Technology is never mentioned and there is no implication that the "gods" are a different species. No more than the Christian God is considered a different species.

[terrywest111]

And they say Data has no emotions... ha! Do I sense a little bit of smugness in his remarks?

[rosenrotNL]

@terrywest111 think Data's creator had a sarcasm chip build in without anyone knowing it

[nyerguds]

@terrywest111 It is scientifically proven to be impossible to construct an AI without any smugness.

[dustcloud36]

Data's actions and words almost sound like arrogance

[bdsterne1]

@dustcloud36 When you don't bother with niceties then the blunt truth can seem that way. Vulcans are the same way but at least they understand the complexities of emotion. Data does not and therefore doesn't understand when something may be perceived that way.

[0079Matthew]

I like how data is all calm. XD

[N3RDYG0GGLES]

Gave the poor Klingon a major headache I gather XD

[WalterLiddy]

How stupid this is. It's like challenging a truck to a fight. He knows data is a machine. Why would he doubt he's stronger than a klingon?

[piratebri]

@WalterLiddy Cause he's a Klingon?

[terrywest111]

@WalterLiddy He's Klingon! It's the challenge that matters! He needs to prove his strength... and a Klingon will die trying to prove his strength.

[Draknfyre]

@WalterLiddy

Klingons will go into a battle knowing they will die, just to show they are not a coward. In fact, to die in combat is one of the highest honors in Klingon society.

He wanted to see if he could beat Data, android or not.

[spasjt]

Pretty sure when that Klingnon lost the arm strength match he said WTF in Klingnon.

[sirensbane17]

Yeah, even with Data's lack of emotion, there's the distinct tone of "You are an idiot."

[nobodyitellyou]

made of cortinide and duranium, huh? what a coincidence! So's Chuck Norris.

[BasutoFurea]

@nobodyitellyou oh no!! Chuck Norris is made from Chuck-Norrisium and Crushium (in fact, Chuck Norris is the only one, who crossed the total crushing limit and value of it´s concentration in his body closes to zero (from the opposite side) p.s. crushium is an element, which comes into thing, that is crushing something or someone... so things or beings (animals with high concentration of crushium are rather to be avoided (try to oppose Chuck Norris´s double kick with turn)

[MikeIvensky]

Seriously, why are people dissing Troi so much?

A) Sexy

B) She subtly influences the dynamics between the characters

C) Riker tapped that and wants more

D) Sexy

[DanielSmukalla]

@MikeIvensky

A) Not Sexy

B) All she did was state the obvious that you don't need any telepathic ability to know.

C) Riker had much better

D) Annoying

[MikeIvensky]

@DanielSmukalla Again, whatever you saw her say and do doesn't really matter, as a female character, even a single dimensional character, she influences the dynamics between the characters. It's that simple. For example, the fact that Riker had to once choose "tap dat or get the pips" tells us more about him, as insignificant as that is, it improves the overall picture.

[C2JUK]

my skull is made out of.. fuck you..