Hat Fortress 2 Review

[HolyQuebec]

well, there's rings now. only idiots buys 100$ virtual rings to get gay weddings. Faggots.

[KurizuKurizu]

What IS the point of hats?

[iL0v3Neonpink]

@KurizuKurizu

To show that you are of a high status in our society and to be accepted.

[zarithevill]

@Sterophonix no, it hat fortress 2 :3

[nobodycreactor]

Facepalm

[Sterephonix]

its team fortress!!

[SWBJACMK]

I can't find Hat Fortress 1. :C

[ZioIsPwnzor]

@SWBJACMK

There is no Hat Fortress 1.

[LitoJ]

Oh god my sides

[MosinDisciple]

I feel sad for people who never got to play TF2 before all this hat bullshit got added. It actually used to be a good game.

[RATPT0I]

@MosinDisciple

Shooting people because of their team color.... how pathetic. The gift of hats made us realize that we are meant for a higher purpose: to fill Gaben's pockets.

[UFToastythepyro]

@SergioSource No

[UFToastythepyro]

@ultimaavalon Team fotress 2 is hat fortress

[ultimaavalon]

i typed hat fortress 2 in steam and it kept bringing up this team fortress 2 game plz help i want to play this hat game it looks fun i play merchant on free ro servers all the time

[Inzanedude]

I think i saw myself on that last clip. Not my name but mah hats and how i know dem peoples :o best review ever

[SergioSource]

am i the only 1 who dsnt play for hats?

[Linkstman]

@SergioSource yes

[loveisyourweapon100]

@SergioSource yes

unnistal the game noob

[SergioSource]

@loveisyourweapon100 No u

[MrStealthangel]

LOL. salute!

[Tclans]

Brilliant, i salute you sir!

[Dragzonox]

There was a time when Hat Fortress 2 didn't have hat's, it only had this odd fps-minigame, boy people didn't like it back then. . .

[OriginalAlphathewolf]

It's weird to think about it this way, but I first played Team Fortress 2 before Payload existed, when all you had where the weapons on your character and there were no more...

My oh my has it changed and become a very... interesting, new game.

[fuze9]

I'm weeping softly.

[drifter402]

i dont even mind this stuff but still found this hilarious. i started playin tf2 when they had just introduced the hats. and if u dont like them they u can ignore them and still have fun with the game

[Suldo3]

TF2 used to be hat-free, but GABEN took an arrow in the knee.

[Wobatter]

lol The Archer... Russian LMAO.

[RATPT0I]

Remember when this game used to be about shooting people? I don't.

[TheTwoHeadedPyro]

Mini game XD!!

[peasterling7]

"the way to get rich is to play three years ago" XD so true

[RawrrrAmberrr]

Remember when TF2 was about playing the game?

[drifter402]

@RawrrrAmberrr it still is

[LOLkingdoms]

Love this, very clever :D

[MrBingbang213]

wtf is that? i dont understand anything :S

[irishtrash15]

I've ben playing Hat Fortress 2 for about a year now, and I must say, I find myself much more skilled at the minigame than the main objective. Am I a noob at this game?

[omegakratos123]

oh gawd i want yer account/items D:<

[T3hMarz]

I love the sarcasm in this.

[sherbertx10]

Raging. So. Hard. Because. Of. This.

[WwPhoenixwW]

it's true what it says in this video. one time i saw an admin(or that's what i think) that was giving 65$ for an unusual.BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKES TO HAVE MOVING PIXELS ON THEY'RE HATS OF THEY'RE CHARACTER

[EmosnakeProductions]

Heh, its funny because I can take a joke.

[ares5566]

Team Fortress 2 is the greatest game of all time don't bitch cause you waste time in the idiot crowds and their idiot servers.

[noobyvids3]

@ares5566 tf2 is boring, play a real game quake

[ares5566]

Quake hasn't been good in years besides tf2 is the spiritual successor to quake

[noobyvids3]

@ares5566 aha quake will always be one of the best fps games, tf2 is boring and slow

[ares5566]

Tf2 is perfect.^^

[Dzevad14]

@ares5566 you mean hat fortress 2

[ares5566]

No.

[Dzevad14]

@ares5566 Yes.

[ScriptionYN]

My sarcasm detector exploded.

[brenton015]

@ScriptionYN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO?

[HolyQuebec]

Team Fortress 2 (a.k.a. Trade Fortress 2, Hat Fortress 2, Promo Fortress 2, Team Fashionista 2, Team Freetress 2) is a class-based first-person hat collection simulator. Originally it was a faithful recreation of the original Quake and Half-Life mods, but has since evolved from its original design into a pointless virtual collect-a-thon where the player must collect every rare item they can by any means necessary, in order to inflate their ego and show off their E-peen.

[Riololu]

Play TF2 without steam connection? Back to the 2007!

[amIlivinginabox]

Pretty much summed everything about TF2 in playful way. It's one of the best FPS so far

[HARVSREVIEWS]

have you heard, yeah valve made a sequel called team fortress 2.......

[PRYOBOXHEAD]

If you have the free to play one you can't trade :(

[T3CHH4WK5]

@PRYOBOXHEAD buy something for like $0.59 and your a member... that's what everyone pretty much does now

[HolyQuebec]

@T3CHH4WK5 the minimum charge for an account is 5$

[BlackwingDragon]

Haha, "sneaky guy" XD

[TheKigYarGamer]

This video is an accurate description of what many players' objectives in the game are.

FOUR CONES FOR FOUR REFINED EACH

[The0HN0ES]

"OMG TF2 IS NAWT ABOWT HATS U NOOB!!!!!!!!1!1111!!!!!111!!!!­!

and no i dunno what a joke is"

-Everyone bitching about this vid

[AkosDavidViktor]

@hiddenbutt And this is why sarcasm doesn't work on the internet.

[themerchantfromre4]

@hiddenbutt You have just broken the barrier of mentally retarded.

[hiddenbutt]

@themerchantfromre4 he is digging up a horrible memory from my childhood i would like to forget.

[snati4]

@hiddenbutt How stupid can you be? Dipshit.

[Alex1421001]

@hiddenbutt Thanks, Cpt.Obvious

[GrimCreeper115]

That's the most sarcasm I've ever seen in a video.

[Wilddoggz]

Did any notice he only refered the heavy as "The Russian"

[GameStar1300]

I play Hat Fortress alot

[n00bgotPwned]

Haha, I enjoyed the guy's sarcasm.

[Nowheremovies]

fuck the new crafting system

[JDahlHD]

@Nowheremovies some role playing game's allow a person to buy stuff like weapon's and clothes

you can do the same in team fortress 2

[LunarLemonade]

This makes me look at TF2, look at Gang Garrison 2 , look at TF2 again and thank god for the lack of hats (quoting TF2 team's "it's pretty much better than TF2 in every possible way now. Except for the total lack of hats.")

I highly recommend Gang Garrison to anyone who liked TF2 for it's gameplay and universe and doesn't play it anymore because of all the new stuff.

[dellet99]

sneaky guy XD

[newmuntyy5]

I just can't resist.

Umad, bro?

[NothingMuchHereToSay]

This is why I like Fortress Forever better.

[alexmeanberg]

@NothingMuchHereToSay I find the 3 kinds of metal too complicated as engineer.

[NothingMuchHereToSay]

@alexmeanberg Cells, Shells, and Rockets are in the bag that your teammates drop.

[alexmeanberg]

@NothingMuchHereToSay Still confusing! D:

[NothingMuchHereToSay]

@alexmeanberg Ah, but it gets easier once you play as an engie in FF though.

[noobyvids3]

@NothingMuchHereToSay agreed

[MasterPebsie]

Every since it became free to play- it really doesn't deserve the name 'TEAM fortress 2'. It's like CoD now. yay! >.>

[Sonerr9700]

Am I the only one who accepts this ? So what if you don't like the updates. If you don't like them don't play it. All I hear from friends are crappy SIM JOKES LOL or HAT FORTRESS OMOFMFGG HAT SUX!1. Deal with it. Update gonna come and go. Hats may be rare for a game like TF2 but they are fun to collect and stuff. I just play the game. If you go crying about the hats, go fuck off.

[noobyvids3]

@Sonerr9700 lol fun collecting and stuff

do you even play for the gameplay?

[Sonerr9700]

@noobyvids3 I expected this kind of comment.

I said it is fun for others, including myself, to collect hats. I didn't say THE GAEM IS ALL ABUT HATS OGMGMOGMGOMMG-Fuck. I do play the game itself and I don't pay attention to hats that much or trading. Only thing I do is just joining normal TF2 map and play.

[arnoldscat]

I think people are just mad when they spent 20 dollers on a game and even more on pixels for there pixel man to wear when people are now getting it completely free and the majority of the new people dont give two shits over hats.

[JennaLouiseXO]

I never got the hype over hats ;__;

[stickmeister0]

I'm sending this to Robin, I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it.

[cloverfield102]

I renamed a Mad Milk Bottle Of Semen :P

[orkkilla5589]

I really never understood the hype over hats, theyre cosmetic. I always played the game like it should and didn't go insane over hats, or make stupid jokes like these. Seriously these jokes are really stupid. Its always team fortress 2 to me, but people just don't get it. On top of this, valve has added so many updates over the years, that in game you have gotten a lot more than your 20 dollars worth, and now they made it free, but you know what? People whine about ALL that. dicks.

[Cooltuber453]

@orkkilla5589 It's kind of hard to explain. It's like, explain how green pieces of paper became US currency. There's nothing really useful about them, but people exchange it for labor, food, luxuries, ect. all the time.

Hats are rare and fun to collect, some (most) people take it seriously, and the rest joke about how the others take it so seriously.

[orkkilla5589]

@Cooltuber453 I can understand that, but the jokes are boring and stale, and they ruin the game for me personally. Hats are in fact rare, but maybe TOO rare, they are fun to collect though, I just never went insane about them. Green pieces of paper became our currency because... you know what I have no idea why.

[AgentMidnight]

This video invented a new emotion in me: An equal measure of humor and depression as I realized how pointless life has become for me in this game.

Congrats

[DoubleEdgedSword12]

lol, MMORPG

[xDXPxJOEx456x1]

what has valve done to this game

[dlomng]

I love dressing up my characters. Got a problem with it?

[ZorotheGallade]

@dlomng Not as long as you don't let the fact that you're missing one hat from your collection spoil your fun and start running around servers pleading for a trade instead of playing.

[flamegamereview]

MMORPG? you mean MMOFPS also this game is years old review something else ye bloody free 2 play wanker!

[DMsStuff]

@flamegamereview

he implies its a roleplaying game and not a first person shooter since he mentions the FPS aspect of it is just a minigame as the real game revolves around collecting and wearing hats, thus making it a roleplaying game.

p.s, this videos a joke, if you couldnt pick up on that.

[flamegamereview]

@DMsStuff i didint realy watch the entire vid i just saw it on the main youtube page and seeing as i was bored i felt like making my comment..and the game is only about hats if you care about hats.

[DavesDig3B]

SO FUNNY LOL

[PrinceOfMetalGearHal]

I miss the times where the demoman was a bomber instead of a swordsman..

[DMsStuff]

@PrinceOfMetalGearHal

people are always bitching about the demomans playstyle whenever you use grenades or sticky bombs though

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

@DMsStuff Only way to play demoman is to use the Scrumpy bottle 100% of the time. Otherwise, you're being cheap.

[Letsnotzumba]

@PrinceOfMetalGearHal

What makes me a good demoman?

swords! :D

[MO77H3W]

also now that its f2p you can hack them all

[flamegamereview]

@MO77H3W valve still has its anti cheat system up no hacks for you

[MrEelin88]

its RICO <3

[Petrico94]

mmm

thats a good tasting parody

[tychus2401]

whats the name of the sever

[iJarate]

"The Russian"

In soviet Russia hats collect you

[FelixNade]

Hat Fortress 2; Beating Call of Duty since 2007.

[TheToenninga]

So much... sarcasm... can't... take it...

No wait, I can, I love sarcasm.

But you should've said something about Call of Duty: Black Ops when you talked about not liking HF2.

[Tarik360]

@TheToenninga Indeed, bashing Call Of Duty is the most efficient thumbs up/favourite/view generator in Youtube.

[TheToenninga]

@Tarik360 *facepalm*

Go care about something else. Maybe something real.

[Tarik360]

@TheToenninga Already got that covered for ya!

[EWJOEtv]

2:26 I Play On That Server, PINK TACO'S MCT FTW!

[SbWfaper]

It seems, like all of us will be available to earn an expirience soon

[armando191]

MMOFPS*

[begolag]

@armando191 Hat collecting is a role-playing element.

Therefore, Hat Fortress is an mmorpg.

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

The Russian Guy and the Sneaky Guy.

[tudssquadbuisness]

I know this video is just sarcasm but in some ways it's kind of annoying. People did ask for trading within the game. A lot of the hats and weapons were made by contributers who dedicated themselves to better the game. Valve just tweaks the weapons and hats. I think it's rude to how these contributers dedicated their time for this game and then people spew crap out onto the game. It just angers me to see hard work wasted onto a game that people are going to have heart burn about.

[Stupidfart9876]

@tudssquadbuisness What's the matter? HAT GOT YOUR TONGUE? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

[TheToenninga]

@tudssquadbuisness Don't play, don't care.

[McDicker96]

i don't think you could have made a more scathing yet hilarious critique .

[RazorCamel]

When are we gonna see "Meet the Fireman."?!

[antonio342100]

???????

[fuckinghostile82]

Sooooo funny, lol. Very well made.

[firecow911]

HOLY SHIT THAT IS RICO!

[S11K457]

As Valve creates so they destroys

[angryKleiner]

Sneaky guy....sneaky....guy....SNY! That Tungineer is a SNY!

[vracerua]

This is so true it doesn't even look like a satire..

[Evereca]

Why doesn't this have more views? It's genius!

[Eval999]

Shit be ture.

[iUndeadflame]

mad

[88Meters]

I love this game.

[abcdpup399]

When trying to sell your items, make sure to shout "lowballer" any time the other person gives you a fair offer. Remember, you want to rip them off as hard as you can. Other obscenities are good too, as they'll get your point across.

REMEMBER, IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING AT LEAST 3 TIMES WHAT YOUR ITEM IS WORTH, YOU'RE GETTING LOWBALLED.

And always ask for sweeteners. /Always/.

[Lunarvx22]

Jew Fortress 2

[TheEngineerWilliams]

Was it supposed to be witty? i heard the same stuff back during mannconomy...

[ViciousJawa]

Well done. Really well done

[LittleBigPlayer1001]

What about Hat Fortress Classic where it had nothing to do with hats?

[TheRandomEpicVideos]

wish i had hat fortress 2 all i have is SHITTY CRAPPY GANG GARRISON

[LittleArmah]

@TheRandomEpicVideos Well, Hat Fortress 2 is free, you know.

[TheRockMouse]

The monotone voice makes this amazing

[Don1772]

In Soviet Russia everyone has the same hats!

In Capitalist America hats are crates!

[NLhardcorebobNL]

Amen.

[ArtClazzico]

Sneaky guy, lol.

[TKRprod]

U are an legend

[TGMGruntLover]

omg... you are epic in so many ways I cannot describe them all in one comment box... thank you.

[fries00]

So this is Hat Fortress 2, where can I get Hat Fortress 1?

[SobmicSSBB]

It's like Street Fighter.

There never was a Hat Fortress 1.

[xXiammurlockXx]

@SobmicSSBB there is its call fortress forever

[qiman2]

@SobmicSSBB

yes there was...

[drakoon476]

@SobmicSSBB actually though your first sentence is true, there actually was a hat fortress 1, just like there was a street fighter 1

[TheBryceanater]

LOLLOLOOLLOOLOL I TROLL YOU.

[XoulsRainez]

13$ Good christ. XD

[JMNFD1]

'play 3 years ago'



[Ckhebin]

reasonable $13..

[MEGASilleh]

LOL, you sir are win

[Kamikaz3Cak3]

hat fortress 2, what the fuck?

[TLoZNarutofan]

"The other way to earn money is too play the game 3 years ago"

[Intse]

The combat minigame can be really distracting sometimes, Valve should make a whole game around it. I bet it would sell.

[Reapka]

All jokes aside, why are people so obsessed with those hats?

[Gabul4]

Or you can play vanilla.

[Toffeeproductions3]

i still play this on an xbox where there are no hats! >:D

[davidcheah05]

Yawn i collected all.

[Itouchangels]

the renaming bit got to me.

As I restate to those of you who are taking this seriously and think that those reactions are actually his true feelings about the game,

Everything in the game is optional. You can go to trade servers, or you can go to a real server, where people barley every discuss hats or