On The Hunt For A Psychic Fire Starter In Chile

[Avarant]

2 words. Melty Sandwiches.

[warmfuzzy]

You could use your firestarter powers to keep your HotTimesInTheCity coffee nice & hot. *nods*

[blaqkpanda]

Is that a reference to The Prodigy at the beginning?

Also, I would reheat my coffee before each sip

[KingHeathen]

I'd make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich....ANY TIME I WANTED!

[CCUPpodcast]

I think it's one of those powers that by the time you have learned about it, you have probably done something unforgivable with it. Not one of the good super powers.

[tomatoso27]

coffe!

[Sasukelegend5]

I'd destroy the entire human race including myself.... too freaky??

[justplaindoug]

I would toast my own damned sandwiches at subway. Show the punk with the papa roach ring tone how I roll.

[jerrygreg2]

I've got a sick squid in my wallet right now, no hang on, I've got six quid in my wallet.

Doesn't work in the US that one. Ho hum.

[idogis1]

I'd go to that village where they worship Brian and challenge Mr. Happypants for their patronage.

[Methor8]

AHAHAHA, set them on fire and then put them in a hole XD

[demogorgonyogibambam]

you my friend are one funny f*$cker.

[zachmonky]

I know for a FACT that your journal is from Magic-Con. Thumbs up for recycling.

[JustinRobertYoung]

@zachmonky Dude... good eye.

[qdragon1337]

i'd roast marshmallows and fight crime

who'd suspect the kid in the wheelchair?

[paraframe]

Probably sign a reality TV show deal where it's like Criss Angel except replace everything with fire

[Ibuythedrugs]

I would use my powers for good. That way I could ensure that everyone died in a fire.

[ctso74]

If it broke the conservation of energy, there's a lot of iinteresting things to do. Otherwise, James Randi's million dollars would be mine!