Kryten's double polaroid - Red Dwarf - BBC comedy

[venom4387985]

Man, what an opening to a clip. "My nipples don't work." Hoo boy.

[rtozier2011]

@CommandoReko Google "Craig Charles shown photo of genitalia" and the first page of results will give you at least two sources (tvtropes' "Raging Stiffie" page and the moviemistakes site's trivia page.

[kenpachi688]

this is the reason why i love red dwarf

[justflybyFAIRYGIRL]

watched this a million times and it is still funny

[CONOFRAC]

couldn't get past the first seccond without laughing

[jackieforde]

...the last chicken in the shop!

[tolchok89]

I find that Kryten in human form looks like a member of Split Enz.

[boydegg]

Red Dwarf when it was still funny.

[panzerducky]

i bet the outtakes were ROF funny

[Umbrokill99]

I'm going say "dubble poleroid" instead of "boner" from now on!!

[NeverShoutSophiiie]

1:21 - The cutest smile I have ever seen.. :3

[CrazyKitty789]

Double polaroid. My new favorite euphemism. :D

[TalesofGirl4ever]

2:40 FREEZE! *clicks save as background* ;)

[psychee1]

That fucking eyebrow waggle :D Every goddamn time!

[cjmkael]

He's the original Bender.

[ferrari885]

@cjmkael complete opposites

[rtozier2011]

This may well have been mentioned before but Craig Charles is actually looking at a photo of male genitalia, given to him by surprise by the producers to elicit a genuine reaction.

[TheDisPwned]

@rtozier2011 That is EPIC.

[CommandoReko]

@rtozier2011 Source?

[Relugus]

Kryten is spot-on. Whoever designed the male genitalia should be shot. Its obvious that having spent all the budget on women, nature cobbled together the male body from rejected designs.

[AutumnCrusader]

@Relugus To be honest, I seriously disagree with you sir

[darkfire1044]

his face is priceless when he saw krytens boner XDD

[staticabuse86]

What the hell was that squeak at 00:50 and 00:54? Someone's dodgy laugh in the audience? hahaha

LOL @ Lister's face about Kryten's penis! =D

[thetick531]

A British Robotnik Momet 3 million years after tne debuet of ''PINGAS''

[UrtySyringe]

17 people can't pick up Jazz fm

[Squayerpayuntz]

OMG I LOVE this show!

[TomSFox]

Is that Cristopher Walken?

[ala5530]

@TomSFox Nope, Robert Llewellyn. He does look a bit like Walken, but nope, that's Kryten's regular actor.

Fun fact- the Kryten make-up is normally so thick and rubbery that the hilariously exaggerated expressions you see here (without the make-up) are needed to get a normal-looking expression on Kryten

[TearDropCatcher]

"Well, I want to talk to you about my penis."

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LOL'd so hard!!!

[MasterXYK]

17 people cant get a double polaroid

[SuperSmilingSmiley]

@lovewithoutfear Hahahahahaha XD

[animekitten321]

"is that normal?"

"what, taking photographs of it and showing it to your mates?!"

wow, the look on his face...

[KrytenMark]

0:32 "Indeed, I have located what I have presumed to be the recharging socket, but for some strange reason, it doesn't appear to have the standard 3-pinned adaption!" X'''''D

[EightiesPopCat]

I love this scene so much :)

Kryten's eyebrows and Lister's expressions are brilliant!

[joelthefrog1]

My nipples don't work.

[kryten77]

This is what happens when you turn a mechanoid into a humanoid

[SakuraMoonflower]

I saw this late last night, but couldn't listen to it. Listening to it, I now understand what a 'double polaroid' is. XD

[death2utubenow]

I miss polaroid cameras.

[rnpcarter]

14 people can't get a double polaroid, or Jazz FM through their nipples! ;D

[EddieTheFishReturns]

I love real audiences - there's always a hysterical audience member who sets all the others of again, and sometimes even the cast and crew!

[godkingRoss]

looool, i try and use the phrase 'double polaroid' whenever it's... appropriate

[psychee1]

Kryten's face when he talks about that super deluxe glide-vacuum cleaner just kills me every time XD Especially the eyebrows afterwards

[turnipofficer]

@psychee1

Haha yeah, the eyebrows just have me laughing big time.

[jimmyjamesrotteneggs]

my nipples don't WORK!!!

[Stolemyusename]

"What, taking photograph of it and show it to your mates.....No it's not!"

[iamafish400]

ahahaha, i love lister's smirk. i'd love to see the cast commentary on this to see if he actually saw a picture of it or what, cause his smile looked legit.

[toomanyaccounts]

@iamafish400

If there is a commentary it is on the dvds. Buy or netflix them.

[Melleina]

My nipples dont work...i never would have thought a 4 letter sentance could make me crack up so much XD

red dwarf ftw

[edinscot56789]

Picard and Data certainly never had this conversation about becoming more human

[sidebottom32]

@edinscot56789 I think he had that conversation with Tasha Yar. After all, he IS "fully functional".

[crchadwick]

Things I like about this video:

- Kryten's big hair

- Lister being very cute

- The way Lister looks at Kryten's arse at 0:50

- The line 'What, taking photographs of it and showing them to your mates?'

[teentitanchick15]

my dad would always watch this i never understood like half the things they were talking about now on the show, i'm almost grown up and i LOVE red dwarf its soo hilarious!!!

[HippyKiller81]

"My nipples don't work." I need to get this on DVD. I went through high school watching this stuff and its still great.

[verticalsmurf]

Lister was/is/will be a honey!

[TehOrkyMan]

I didn't know it was possible for someone to move their eyelashes quite that way

[10lovesballbearings]

LOL Listers smirk when Kryten mentions "Penis"

[SusStormRage]

lol classic and someone in the studio audience is stepping on a guinea pig i see :P

[RedJohnO22]

Dude! When I first saw this I was like "Dear God! Kryten has been turned into a slightly younger Cristopher Walken!!!!!

[ottselguy]

@RedJohnO22 and has no speech impediment.

[RorschachPool]

K: Well, is that normal?

L: What, taking pictures of it and showing it to your mates? XD

[UncleKennybobs]

I love talking about penis.

[adam3176]

great Writers.. hahaha

[ALynnL07]

Ohgod. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. One of the best clips EVER. :D

[Morahman7vnNo2]

"Double Polaroid," I think I'm going to bring that slang term back.

[FaqHunter]

Is that Normal?

What? Taking photographs of it and showing it to your mates? NO ITS NOT.

XD Thats my favorite line

[Reicheagles]

brilliant.

[bschwartzberg]

agreed about lister's reaction. I want either how they kept it from him about that part of the script, or what was said to get him to almost lose it like that

[olimakiella]

A double polaroid... Classic, I am so going to be quoting this...

[VengaBoy55]

"My nipples don't work!" hahahaha Kryten is fucking hilarious.. they should do a movie defo

[ColombianMamacita]

I loved this clip...i always thought kyrten was a cutie but then when i saw him HUMAN...ooo weee.. hot! and to find out he's packing!

[vegeta0123]

way he waggles his eyebrows at 3:22 makes me laugh my arse off

[hotelmario510]

That's similar to in Futurama when Bender looks at electrical diagrams lol

[maidenslayer]

@hotelmario510 - You mean Futurama is similar to this. This is classic. It was made way before Futurama.

[hotelmario510]

Er, well yeah, I'm not thick. Geez.

[GazzTheFunkadelic]

The Beeb just don't make classic shows like this anymore. Shame. Red Dwarf was fantastic (even though Series 7 and 8 were a bit...em...shite).

[vegeta0123]

True but at least thiers youtube to watch our favorite bits

[maidenslayer]

@GazzTheFunkadelic - 7 and 8 are still great I think. I watched them again this week and they have jokes in them that are as good if not better IN PLACES than the series before. That said the classic series' for me would be 3-6.

[GazzTheFunkadelic]

After I wrote that comment, I rewatched both series 7 and 8 and you know, they aint that bad, there are alot of scenes that had me laughing aloud.Spot on about the classic era though, deffo series 3-6 (6 being my personal favourite). Cheers.

[vegeta0123]

Fucking hell i forgot how much i liked this show shame its not shown on bbc 1 or two any more.

[ShadowFighter15]

Apparently to get the right reaction from Craig Charles (Lister), the first photo was different from the one used in rehearsals. I can't remember what the rehearsal picture was of, but the one used in the final cut was an actual picture of a man's genitals to get the right 'shocked' reaction.

[Dragonfree97]

@ShadowFighter15 didn't know that :P

[akaDracoMafoy1]

*smacks forehead* Oh, geez.

[EmilyluvsMCRx]

lol Kryten on 3:22

[RDBeast]

3:27 hahahaha craig charles sooooooo nearly laughs there. lol

[crchadwick]

I love the way Kryten waggles his eyebrows after saying 'triple-bag easy glide vac with turbo suction and a self-emptying dust bag'!

[kingfladoodle]

wow greatest show ever good scene no scene is complete with out arnold rimmer

[hhJACK92]

That has got to be the best opening line of any video on youtube.

[Zaphodox]

"My nipples don't work." Probably a sentence never before uttered!

[Nerpha]

@Zaphodox Especially right at the start of a video lol

[edinscot56789]

@Zaphodox Not by a man, at any rate...

[DevSodDribble]

@Zaphodox Nah, I've said it before. :)

[ReeceIsDaWord]

this the funniest scean ever recorded on the planet

[xchylerjfk]

Haha, he's scouse but he's so cute :P

[BlaiddDrwg2009]

Lol what a time to start the video "My nipples don't work!"

I love Listers expression when he sees the double polaroid.

[Czechness]

Lister's so , SO cute at 1:22 :)

[TollSchaft]

OH MY GOD YOU'R RIGHT

[MetalheadDude69]

Excellent show!!!  When I heard that Back to Earth was coming out I sprang a double Polaroid!

[beevers93]

I HAD A QUADRUPOLE

[Bluequotations]

excellant! wet your pants funny!!!!!!!!

[Coverdale32]

I love red dwarf it's awesome, wish they could get back together after, back 2 earth episodes & do series 9.

[bentbob09]

he is SOOOOOO naive in good way

[rhiaanbaby]

i <3 lister

x

[PaulUmbarger]

01:20 - I'd bet this was from the first take of this scene. Lister couldn't seem to keep straight and in character and almost broke out into giggles through out the whole thing.

[Nogli]

Apparently it was, and Craig didn't know that the pictures would genuinely be of penises until the take and was really quite taken aback!

[wolfpackredandblack]

It was a practical joke played by the crew.

[Angrybeaver1988]

1-8 was amazing. To be honest Back to Earth wasn't very good.

[glynhoyland]

i no i got propa exited bwt back to earth :/

[Bl4ck0uTTT]

back 2 earth was crap

[Alkem258]

something tells me craig didn't get the whole script on this one...

[zslasher72]

series 4 was one of my favourite series in red dwarf

[gunmadkiller]

white hole was hillarious :D

[Bloodanna]

Ok, that was fantastic, I kept having to pause it because I couldn't hear they over my laughter. I have got to find some way to watch all of this show.

[Allinnia]

Sign up for the netflicks 14 day free trail and it's on instant watch! That's what I did!

[AutobotBurnout]

The best thing about this is that Lister's reaction is genuine. His actor didn't know he was going to get a picture of the actual thing.

[wolfpackredandblack]

It wasn't Robert's. It was from the crew as a practicle joke. Pretty cruel.

[AutobotBurnout]

Really? I feel sorry for Craig Charles now.

[FortegoLite]

@AutobotBurnout Really?

[AutobotBurnout]

@FortegoLite Yep.

[davidbrianfisher]

@AutobotBurnout Haha is that true? Never realised that.

[PhillyGirl1]

@AutobotBurnout lol no way. really?

[AutobotBurnout]

@PhillyGirl1 Yep, I found out on this site called tv tropes, look up "Enforced Method Acting" on the site it's listed under the television examples.

[MasterOfTheVoids]

@AutobotBurnout did he really get a picture of the real thing cause i dont think i could stand to see that if its true

[AutobotBurnout]

@MasterOfTheVoids Well acording to this page on tv tropes: EnforcedMethodActing

it was, but you know they don't show the audiance the pic.

[DobbyJunior]

@AutobotBurnout Oh my gosh! Are you serious?!

[paireon]

Damn, this series was the best... Anyone know if the movie is finally coming out in our lifetime?

[TheFunnypants]

'Last chicken in the shop look' rofl that's my fave line ever!!!

[ultrapersonthing]

this was in the red dwarf book "last human" also what episode was it?

[DoctorRambo1986]

the episode was DNA series 4

[DoctorRambo1986]

lmao o my god will someone shoot the silly bitch that keeps squealing!

[Bikutolu]

"now why do you suppose that happend??"

"whooo....what were you think over the time?!?"

[redplague]

Yeah we saw the video, no need for subtitles.

[EnigmaticMumeiJosei]

"Well, I want to talk to you about my penis" LOL! XD

[moonducky92]

Lister's smirk at around 1:22 is brilliant

[PhilK22]

It is a classic piece of writing.

"A double polaroid" became for quite a while a saying for a hard on in the UK !

Considering it was on BBC2 thats quite something

[MrsBetrDeadThanSmeg]

He's a quite adorable character. :)

[Mizumi17]

I want to know, is that normal?

What? Taking photographs of it and showing it to your mates?

HAHAHAHHA My fav line.

[plugh1]

My favorite scene from the entire show.

[tsimon1234]

Umm... What?

[21pperZ]

I miss Red Dwarf so much, I have met the whole cast and they are brilliant, the nicest people! I am annoyed because I have missed the new special because I moved to the US, I really hope that it will come onto BBC America!

[jonnyhenryni]

It is a great show granted. The New special is pretty poor tho. It's just not really the same as the old Red Dwarf.

[mellowNdark]

Ignore him... the special was VERY GOOD INDEED! Just annoying fans have trouble understanding Red Dwarf can't and won't follow the same flow forever!!! Try watching it again...

[redplague]

Just because someone doesn't find it funny doesn't mean they can't understand it.

[mellowNdark]

Mind your own business!

[ohbugger54]

theve got therir own pathetic crap version in the US at lest the real one (this one) is like the books the US ones lossly bassed on this one stupid

[Mizumi17]

im in the US, there is no pathetic crappy version, or at least one that i've seen. I think youre thinking of the pilot that never made it. However Red Dwarf is shown I've seen seasons 1 and 2 on public television and the rest else where.

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

I admire Craig and Robert so much for this scene: I would not be able to keep a straight face!

[PsychosisFire]

no matter how hard i twiddle it i just cant seem to pick up Jazz FM!

[Abengoshis]

Haha! I love the expressions on Lister's face!

[MzDany]

Ah, this scene and the 'underpants' scene in "Polymorph" are just some of the reasons this show will always be a classic. Just can't make comedy like that anymore these days. Priceless!!

[FandPrulethesky]

this show is bloody hilarious

[nathan66666]

look at 2:39

[fridaynightwindup]

"No vacuum Cleaner should give a human being a Double Polaroid!"

[darksheik282]

Omg i love this bit its way to funny =]

[staticabuse86]

lol.. "it's hideaous"... The last chicken in the shop look... classic!

Also love Lister's face at 1:20

[KillFrenzie]

Someones laughin funny in the audience lol

[Oceanicflight815]

Yeah, someone keeps going 'eee'. :D

[reeceyboy111]

1:20 ....He look so funny!

[Pcff000080uv]

hahaha vacuum cleaner :-)

[niceniggafigure]

im from australia and i want this on abc2 and i must say this is the best comdey show ive seen im addicted to it

[Schnorbs]

Brilliant, brilliant scene. The writing just couldn't be bettered, and the same goes for Robert Llewellyn's playing and Craig Charles's reactions.

[AnitaLife27]

BRILLIANT! Just BRILLIANT!!! No wonder I don't bother with American Sit-coms!!!! This stuff is well written, funny and hysterical!

[Westchaser]

Red Dwarf is FINALLY making a movie, as of Mar 2009

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Remove any spaces and replace (these) items from above address

[MisterXBob]

It's not a movie, it's a 3-part TV special. It's on Dave this april

[cmollyangel1980]

love it its hilarious cant wait for the hour long special

[Akinorev74]

This is really  awesome xD

[Bosshlover]

love it, every need for Red Dwarf soo funny. :D

[Viscupelo]

Best opening line to a YouTube video ever.

[Mugghole]

My nipples don't work!!!

[KiyokaMakibi]

"Well I want to talk to you about my Penis" Oh my god I peed myself XD

[DBower16]

I know! I love how Kryton then says, " Is it supposed to look like that? It's hideous!!!"" LOL!

[Coverdale32]

red dwarf is brilliant, i can't wait for the new spin of series easter 2009.

it will be fucking awesome, lol..

[NorbiCZ]

can't be so splended... Actors are too old already... Even the last serie lacked precise homour. I wanna remember the RD like the old good RD.

[xxxxtruedestinyxxxx]

i love this show have been a fan ever since cant wait to see the new red dwarf at easter

[hanhorror]

Is it the same cast?

[craigalston]

10th of april dave 9pm new red dwarf :):):):):):)

can't wait