HOW TO GET A GIRL

[61605mont]

LMAO!

[dracel10]

Idiotic advice. NEVER be friends with a girl that you intend on dating. You'll be "friend-zoned" and you'll have to get out of that and that takes some doing. Ask her out before you're friends. Take this advide from a fellow bro (bro means guy if you haven't got that for some reason).

[blastsasuke108]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[TheMmagician]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[krinkran123]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.. so sorry

[grizzlycubb]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[GamerzNetz]

thumbs up if he is a nerd

[diddy9918]

after that lick her pussy till its moist!!

[Dylanownedyou]

darthvaderfan85 sounds like he has a girlfriend

[TooMuchGass]

Give up!

[Firemaker100]

Lol, the username fail says it all!

[monkeyfan888]

HA yeah, 'darthvaderfan85' you have a girlfriend?

Righttttttt.

[TheWilt419]

@monkeyfan888 hey dont get mad at him, his girlfriends a pillow so of course it'll work to him!

[jasonvhooreesfan]

wow im a loser arent i ?

[mahyarhalo]

you can t have a girlfriend with that way

[gamesandstuff100]

now she hates me even more

[a7xnightmare11]

this video is gay as hellllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllll

[superbowl141]

Not helpful. This video blows

[Travelgrl42]

imma girl, and this is byfar the suckest, least true video on youtube. lol

[ImWithStupidX3]

I'm a girl and I just wanted to see what retarded 'tips' boys would make. First of all, just smiling won't get you anywhere. That's probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Sure, smiling is nice, but then you actually have to talk to her afterwards. If you keep smiling and staring she'll get creeped out...I thought that would be obvious. And 'dressing cool' doesn't work. Half of the time the girl will hate it, and the other half she'll laugh at you. I seriously thought guys were smarter.

[JGFawesome]

@ImWithStupidX3 im a guy and i agree with you, you dont have to dress cool just not stupid and think about what you say before u say it, othwewise it might come out stupid

[dylrules1123]

@ImWithStupidX3 Yes but when guys like girls... they do stupid things

[ImWithStupidX3]

@dylrules1123 Well, I guess girls do the same thing, but these tips are beyond stupid.

[dylrules1123]

@ImWithStupidX3 Very true

[BackwoodsRifleman408]

Haha! thats so dumb but funny at the same time!

[jorgecandoit96]

this kids fucking retarted what are you four? wannabe mutha fucka .

[liljar1234]

okay....im a nerd 14 i haz a friend i think she likes me but nah..idk i like her but she seems very pretty and most of the girls in my school are sluts W-W-WHAT SHOULD I DO!?

[ArcadeGamer10]

this didnt help at all....

[ButterflyNM14]

why do you always have to go out with someone

[shitmanXDXD]

1. take a deep breath

2. think of who you like

3. press f10 5 times

4. post this to 5 videos

5. look at your background

[rockleewwe]

yo guys check this shet out

[hubwub69]

1. take a deep breath

2. think of who you like

3. press f10 5 times

4. post this to 5 videos

5. look at your background

[Flamingsour]

LOL and this is coming from a user named "darthvaderfan85"

[TheXbox97]

@Flamingsour HAA that made my day

[Patlikespie]

3 steps to get laid,1:RAPE,2:RAPE,3:RAPE SOME MORE.

[defmobsasnipe]

lmao all the girls in my school are sluts they up u after 1 week...

[Yomon28]

i feel bad fur u dat really suck cock

[sithboybrady]

@defmobsasnipe

Same LOL

[rockleewwe]

@defmobsasnipe check out my video mys way better

[okabe13wood]

@defmobsasnipe me 2

[linkstorm6]

thanks

[halofagg123]

i n how to suck my own dick

[halofagg123]

i never take the compitition i hear someone likes her thts not me i give up instintly

[halofagg123]

does this go for punkemos to?

[Karan123333]

thankx lol

ill sucribe

[popncute101]

wow ur stupid u wrote enter tain its entertain

[Megastrawberry19]

this is retarded especially the last part a girl wants you to call her beautiful and yes keep her entertained tell her u love her and gosh answer ur fone or text her and dont cheat! and if u liked her tht u would have enough balls to ask her out :) but first u gott get to know her! :) good luck and dont kiss her on the first date it makes u seem trashy and it makes u seem sexual!

[Pearlgirl179]

haha yeh no kissy kissy on first date

maybe 3-5th

[dvdmcswain]

hahah no. flirt for a week firs.

[skittlelover32]

why do rumors of someone liking another person go thr[uogh the school like the principal?????????????????????­???

[angelus936]

ok

dalin (who made the vid)

i dont agree with you....1) some girlsDO care of how boys look

2) some dont.....

and i dont like the shedes tip...just keep your glasses...

[hankstervil]

its very important that everyone understand that there is indeed a formula that will lead you to getting girls. its definitely not more complicated than 3 or 4 steps or anything.

[123riss]

Ok, guys want some real tips from girl?

1. good hygiene hygiene

no greasy hair! k,just take a shower. also, wash your face! as girls we pay attention to your skin(we can tell when you haven't showered

2.Clothes

don't wear the same thing everyday

change it up, sweatpants are ok, but make sure they're clean, and not too baggy, and please, no nerdy button ups with pockets

3. Smell good....I personally love good smelling guys.

4. be yourself, if you have to change for her, she's NOt worth it.

[sonichackman1]

Okay. What if you are too shy to talk to her? What do I do? Also, oh crap I am screwed because I have a zit on my nose.

[123riss]

You find stupid excuses to talk to her. say anything like, oh great, i didn't study for he math test! or...hey do you have a pencil i can borrow? beleive me, she'll prolly go to bed thinking about the day, and remember you...and psshh a zit, big deal, yo walk around confident like you don't even know it's there, remeber, we're all human, she's prolly shy too, so be a man and take the first step!

[sonichackman1]

I said hi today and she said hi. That's all I was able to do. And, I found out a person one grade below us likes her too. What do I do? Ignore him, or tell him to leave her alone? I liked her a year before he came here. Now I'm really screwed.

[123riss]

oooh, well, im sure she might might flirt with, but prolly won't ever be with a boyyounger, thats just, wierd, don''t let him get to you, you gotta have confidence, next time you get the chance, start a conversation! let her get to know you better. Your not screwed, you can take the competition ; )

[sonichackman1]

I have been in the same school as her for 2 years and she still bearly knows me. If I just suddenly start talking to her tommorrow, won't she think I am flirting? We are both in band too. I play bass clarinet, and she plays trumpet.

[123riss]

well, it's prolly a good thing for her to think your flirting, but don't go overboard, just keep it friendly then, be like "hi there_ how have you been? also, sit close to here in band if you can, i play the trumpet too, and we sit by the clarinets..talk!but don't think through every word, let it come to you ;) one more thing..girls love making new friends, even if you've known them, it's never too late to be friends, so be friendly and just talk! and remember to be confident! (never say never)

[TheRhyGuy100]

Im 16 and i have no girlfriend

[Uber2DaMax]

actualy its 16 over heer lol XD

[bobby21202]

wow it's 18 u fucking neard and its not enter tain its entertain and all that shit is fake the only way to get a girl is to flert like hell and not to be perveted and to hang out with her but not to be anoying and text her the go out with another girl to make her jeylous or ask you friend to fake date you then when she kinda avoids you you ask her out then you text her and call her and then you sosolize with other girls and if your girl gets nervous then you know the loves you and kiss her day 1

[yeahman949]

its 18 you fucking neard looool u killed me true its 18 -_-

[XVmercylessVX]

theres an easyer way to get a girlfriend:

Dont try!

it sounds hard but its easy as anything...

ive tryed 9 times to get a girlfriend and nothing happened 9 times. this is because i tryed.

[rockleewwe]

no my beat is the beast

[JuanTheSin]

This beat is beast.

[rockleewwe]

and i like this beat what song is this

[MrMackgee]

and when u get married u tap that 2sum gansta shit evry day im hustlin hustle hustle hustlin

[sweatymanipples1993]

i have a crush on a fat girl :]

[louiscarr899]

rofl! XD ive been there be4 broi did too at one point and me and her were like good friends and ive found out that medium or little bit larger chicks are more confident when theres food around honestly lol i got far with food and that girl! i told her i can cook, i asked her about what favourite food she likes and loads of other food facts ;D get in there stud :P

[dylantwists]

wtf??!

[war4455]

SICK

[fgt73]

How about if you're a geek?? Im one LOL

[myfreegames]

take the hotter1

[PEARL445]

me and this girl have so much history for 7 years and this other girl is new and we barley know each other. i like both of them! i scared!!!!!!!!

[eri133]

that's the worst way to get a girl

[LilDrummerBoy4]

im 14 and i really like this girl in my first period. shes smart funny and absolutly beautiful. i try to talk to her but im so nervous that i just sound like an idiot. I dont wanna ask her out cuz im afraid im not smart enough for her. (shes REALLY SMART) PLEASE PM ME. I just wanna be with her. and at the rate im going i think someone else might get her first. help!!

[blazikenrox546]

just be yourself and dont try to be cool or stuff like that because if u do then its gonna end up badly who knows she might like you

[MrMackgee]

no justin give some time like a couple of months and if they are still dating break them up! everybody loves rumors!!!!!!

[Justinswaytotube]

I am 13 and I really like this girl and she likes me(atleast I thought) then my friend asked here out and she said yes! I am pretty pissed but I act likes it's no problem when i am around here...what do i do? PM ME!!

[gukaruka]

The same thing happened to me ):

Sry , dude I know how it feels ...

[lakersownsuns]

u go M.O.B (money over bitches) and forget about, why?

cuz bitches aint shit, we dnt love them hoes!!!!

[35023]

u suck!

first u need beer....then a bed,,,then a condon

and thats how u get a girl...XD

[moneybanks111]

u suck mi hairy azz balls nigga

[neilhg]

entertanig is one word not 2

[jordanluver612]

omg dude wathe hell smiling at a gurl at ganna get her you have to talk to her and be her freind then 1 day you go for a kill

[videofreak0529]

I dont see how this video would help, it just says smile at her WOW thats helpful

[wo11496]

WTF u calling us nerds???

[MrIAMNOOB]

damn str8 bitch!

[Gamergurl89]

ok, first of all think will get your butt kicked by girls. im not kidding. it happened to kevin. and reece, and josh, and nick. but nick was ugly and so was josh so yea. girls like guys who are cute. they should be sweet and friendly. the football guys usually only get the stupid airheady cheerleaders and they are the worst girlfriend ever. oh and have a really nice character about you and smell really nice. and if a girl gives you a nickname you scored. lol.

[spelldude07]

Lol i am not cute at all, just average, but i managed to get a girl to like me until some big fancy butthurt came along.

[Gamergurl89]

OH!! Average guys can still make it!! As long as your not butt ugly, (like kyle) You have a chance at getting a girl to like u! Especially smelling nice. yay... maybe its just me... u know what sucks???!!! I've never had a boyfriend and im not even average or ugly!! says my friends... and my mom... and... HOLY CRAP!!! THOSE LIARS!!!!!! gosh! they have to say that!! this sucks... as u can see i have a.d.d. (i think) and i say random stuff. yeah. oh! and who was da butthurt???

[cuckroch]

@Gamergurl89 yo ur beautiful no one said u arent, but JUST CHILL! :P

[Gamergurl89]

@cuckroch ... Bob said I wasn't and like... My friend Paislee says I isn't ._. And all my friends are prettier than me ._. Not only that, I think the guy I'm in love with likes my best friend :( SO! THEREFORE! I have every right to think I'm ugly. BEAT DAT YOU LITTLE FRUIT BAT! :D

[Talk2MeSweetly13]

Getta girl that likes you 4 YOU. Not for the Crap you were. But yeah...umm I and alot of other girls...when they see there "crush" they look at them and smile..or they laugh at stuff that isnt even funny...Or they quickly look at you and then quickly look away..That part of this vid is right..BUT DO NOT LISTENT TO THE STUFF ABOUT Cool Clothing and shades...Seriously guys, JUST BE YOURSELFS..But smiling at her doesnt hurt.. :) (Hope this comment helps)

[toxicmonkey9991]

ur acually right, but arent there some girls that makes u suffer but i need to get the reason y cause it was a realy big problem last year for me

[Gamergurl89]

uhhhh... actually, the part where u go all "getta girl thats rite 4 u" was cute but... having cool clothing doesnt hurt! as long as u look like you arent trying at all and the shades is totally whacked and also u r rite. we do look and look away. ITS R HORMONES!!!!!!! It aint our fault!! gosh. smirking is better than smiling cuz u look soooo cool.... *daydreams* ACK!!!! ummmm.... yeah. u r 50% rite! T2MS13!!!

[Talk2MeSweetly13]

NOTE: About my comment yesterday: Just to let all of you guys know....The truth is part of this vid is right. And Part of its wrong. Girls really dont care about clothing,seriously. We think that if a guy is stuck up and comes up to you with all of this crap on, we are going to think he is a fake. No we dont mind a little muscle( atleast I dont) but I have a bunch of friends who dont like muscle. So the whole image part of this vid..It incorect on the most part..You dont need muscles + cool crap

[ren13love]

......what girl is going to go for that, you are a freakin idiot

[Kn1GhTfIgHtEr]

thats like the worst way to get a gf, just cuz u smile at a girl u aint gunna get married dumbass

[southkid987]

lol this video made me laugh. i am not going to do this i am going to be myslef and if they don't like me then owell i get over it.

[popuipopuipopui]

a nerd smiled at me i jus looked away like as if i will smile bk eww no

[imaxpod]

I can't beleive this. This is really offensive to some girls. If you really wanna know what a girl wants, here it is. Girls want you to be sweet and be yourself. They DON'T want you to try to be all mocho for them. And I really am sorry if it offended you but it's just the truth!

[lovetorun211]

Can you tell me how to get this girl i like please!

[southkid987]

just be yourself and don't be someone who u are not.

[realprettygirl]

Sure what's the situation? (What's happened and stuff so far..?

[heroej07]

yea this this bitch is a nerd just read his display name "darthvaderfan85"

[ahmedkibaba]

good one nigga

[Helljumper1206]

seriously thats what girls want thats what they really want i thought they just wanted cash thanks imaxpod

[Talk2MeSweetly13]

Look...I am a girl....And Im in Middle school...BELIVE ME IT IS WHAT WE WANT. We are not hookers...WE DONT WANT CASH...Lol. Well Atleast now you know what we want, and belive me it works....Lol :P

[yaktr12]

umm do u take credit cards:D

[Talk2MeSweetly13]

yaktr12: Ha ha very funny. Lol... :D

[imaxpod]

Hey! I'm a girl! And yah! If I aguy would do this I would tiotally say yes! And I know this sounds clique, but It's kinda more complicated than that! And I'm sorry and I don't mean to be offensive, but I don't think a guy should be making a video about him bragging about his relationship!! And a guy shouldn't give advice on how to get a girl. Because 1. it's diffrent for everybody. And 2. guys don't KNOW WHAT A GIRL WANTS!!!!

[heroej07]

i know wut girls want they want me haha jk

[southkid987]

yea i am a guy and and i agree with u and this may work on some girls but not all. i just want a girl who likes me 4 who i am and how i act so i won't do this.

[baldsquirrel]

There are a thousand better ways to do this .

[xghwalkerx]

i did this and a girl smacked me and another 1 tryed to do me i was like wtf!!! but yeah this video was pointless and i want to shoot whomever made this video in the face and i will if i ever c u mang so watch out.

[runescapefunnyvid]

dude..im just smile XD

[yomammaisashark]

i dont do that.....girls still want me

[runescapefunnyvid]

omg! its works! i got 2 girls = l

[PuertoRicanFlametibi]

thats not how u make a latina girl with big boobs be ur girl just ask a friend that knows her and just ask the friend for her number EASYYYYY

[LFCHAZ23]

i probably could get a gfriend its just im quite shy to talk to this one girl who is really popular but now were best friends:D

[JessiYes95]

oke this dont work on every girl you know

[TheExcalibur124]

i agree with timmy0608 because i now have a frikking hot girl.

[badbadman2525]

A Life Lesson Learnt In 33 Seconds...

Retard! -.-

[archviceduke]

Whats a vidoe? And btw this is bullshit if you try this on a girl your likely to get slapped...

[itachi5867dante]

this is bullshit man

[Timmy0608]

thnx man ur advice got me a fucking hot girlfriend dude ur the best

[xi6nika]

it kinda works about the cool smile shades and everything beside that its total crap!

[aznfriend98]

ppl r like a girl in my class she likes ppl dat rnice and sweet and has like protection or sumhting like dat

[flyaway2020]

honestly i would rather have a nerd as a boyfriend

im tired of all those inconsiderate jerks : )

[darthvaderfan85]

were do you live oh and Im not a nerd but IM nice I will only care about you

im not a jerk i promise

[MagicMan2475]

Creepy man...where do you live!!??? That is the most stalkerish question you can ask over the internet...wow

[Gamergurl89]

u freaking perv!!!!!!!

[iheartCJ1]

not all girls like guys cuz they dress cool. i like a guy from my drama class and hes not AMZING looking but hes sweet and nice and talented and thats not why i like him.

[elitegirl98]

that wouldnt work OMG you should get ur "grilfiend'' to help you cuz a girl would do alot better and tell ppl how to get a girl,they know what they like boys dont know wat girls like-

[trainlover479]

what if im tooo nervus to talk to a girl?

[archviceduke]

Then try being gay :D lol

[summit4eva8790]

lmao this was lame....i gotta teach u how to get a girl to give u a blow job...you dumb cunt

[behindthesoul]

Naah...

It wouldt work on me

[Emo5581]

so not true this video is crap

[HoodLoot]

i have to fuckin many alredy

how to get rid off teh girls?

[ironman958]

help im a fucken nerd!

clap clap clap *woot*

clap clap clap clap *whistling* clap

clap clap

[xbox360masterofgames]

you know nothing about having a girlfriend.your lucky to have one.shes probably a manwhore if thats how you treat her and she stays.

[marcovl89]

what about if ur not a nerd but ur black. then you like white girl. but the white girl does it like black cock then what?

[spankmyfrank16]

why would anyone want to get married?

[Pmankoolio123]

lol this vid is funny

[paintboy9]

.-copy and paste

2.-paste it in 2 different videos

3.. hold breath for 10 secs

4.- look at your hands

[Zerosanity4DrPepper]

bad tips if u live wear i do

[planefreak3]

where do u live?

[Smucko45]

i'm not sure this works :')

[pkeranger6]

oh em gee i went up to my girl and i sayz lets do duh sex and she sayz ok and win wii undresz she says sox me coke firsht end i den run awai, u r duh worsht evar u make us luk 4 gurlz wit cokez

[CollonRollon]

what's cokez?

[pkeranger6]

cock lol i was jking

[Helljumper1206]

wtf did u just say u r probably just a lil 6 year old pretending dumbass

[pkeranger6]

so you look at old ass comment i write and say im a "lil 6 year old pretending dumbass" look at the way you spell "little", "you", and "are".. get a fucking education you little fag, i can easily take your ass down irl

[DEVILDAY666]

not nerd but G

[ongorenton2]

make sense dude

[dirtyboy2121]

not a nerd but neede a tip like that

[TheBitTraper]

il'l never try that or mabye i will.

NOTE: i'm not a NERD!!!!

[hmongtauthi]

lol u all r nerds

[GeretSmith]

that was awesome haha half these guys are nerds!!! lol

[lelouchxshirley]

you spelled video wrong...hahaha

Okay.... It was kinda good except the last part. "you'll get a girl" yeah. D