DAVID PEDERSEN'S VIDEO RESUME

[dritos]

who has a pager? damn hipsters

[Skriptoz]

Just what is with that sudden look?!!

[SaveTheArchitect]

He better bring sandwiches!

[kasal678]

You need to shave.

[bahraouik]

Are you serious?

[tennnine]

i'd unhire him. oh wait the sandwiches may be metaphorical!

[Overwatch93]

Like BOSS

[tiffbiff08]

i am inspired

[procliviti]

Great video David. Did it help you to get a job?

[tripleustudios]

I'll bring the GAY sandwiches!

[theobserverable]

Was this a serious attempt or was it comedy?

[slimmyshank23]

400th like 

[philliemagic23]

Did anyone catch his Aol IM - Blueyez69.....what a tool

[Traveens]

Pretty solid. But Chris Traven has a better one

[reflections2008]

I thought it was very creative.....it answers the question 'how does a candidate set himself apart from the crowd.'

[slimmyshank23]

thumbs up if the first bite of the sandwich looked funny

[perkoulidio]

Oh no he di'int!

[VideoByLeon]

"This Sandwich is good but it could use something. Hi I'm Justin Timberlake. I'm bringing both sandwiches AND sexy back, to you company."

[iVisume]

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[TheMonkeyDidIt]

Sound byte!

[TheMonkeyDidIt]

"this companies starting to look delicious"!

[SuperResumeWriter]

Well, he gets an (A) for effort

[R4ptor2]

This guy thrives on pure win

[yokhana]

Hahaha!!! It's a parody you silly people, of course it's not real!

[sw204me]

No way this is for real......lol.

[ivionday]

THRIVE Thrive thrive

[2007db2007]

is this a real one or a piss take - looks better as a piss take.

[slimmyshank23]

john karzen camp its slimmyshank23 and i got the 250th comment

[greenishcheese]

haha aol im = blueyez69

[altairx26]

You're Hired. (5 mins later) all right You're Fired

[bulbastre]

The call is for you. And it's me XD

[Mortalvis]

LOL OMG!! XD

[MsChristelleigh]

where can i get the background music? pls help.

[ExpSystem]

Awesome!

[haipravu12]

scriptspal com site provides everything

it will help alot...

Regards

[twentysides]

I don't know if it's funny or sad that anyone here thinks this video is meant to be serious.

[Xenogamer777]

Lol hidden Timber Estates.

[capecodjewel]

I'll have whatever he's smokin'. (visine is your friend)

[LFCFOREVER1011]

Question: which pro company uses Microsoft office publisher and excel plus is this guy diabetic or something coz he compares everything to food 'wow this company ( sandwich ) I'd really tasty plus he dosn't even bit it in the first clip!

[crapulike]

I think there's a paper company in Slough that might be interested in hiring him...

[hockeycoach1965]

What a wanker seriously, that cheesy cornball music and monosyllabic language yeah they hirtning okay, some mental institution has a rubber room for him right now

[wolfdragon1972]

O.O is that like 70's techno porn music in the background.. lmao ^.^

[jeanfilipo]

1 word : BOSS

[helleuw]

pager? blueez69?

[denikkixheartsxyou]

oh this guy.... imagine how many people are hiring him now.

[paradoxmotion]

what a douchebag...

[samcreate124]

At first I thought he said he didn't want to just live he wanted to fry.

[placebo525]

this company's starting to look delicious!

[streetracer14785]

Note to all HR managers considering hiring David - he'll give you the best rimjob you've ever had and that's just at the first interview!

Just think what you'll receive when you finally hire him (on a probationary basis, of course - wink wink).

[matthewtuckey]

World's flashiest administrator. Admin can be a hard job, but people to do it are ten a penny. Like this guy.

[Animefreak242]

@matthewtuckey But we get the work done. I know VPs and execs that have terrible grammar and type 40 WPM. It's saddening.

[matthewtuckey]

@Animefreak242 I know. I've done it. Even social workers mess up reports they write, and they detail the specifics of the lives of the town's most vulnerable people. But then, there are admin people as well who make strings of grammar mistakes. Not saying this guy does, or you, But this guy is pretending he's something he's not.

[matthewtuckey]

@matthewtuckey I mean, social workers and the social work administrators.

[neongreengrl]

lol i cant tell if this is a joke or not...haha (:

[jonathanryan]

This is very close to being very embarrassing ...

[amandajongeneel]

OMG I'm dying on the inside watching this. Hilarous!

[willemshotstuff]

he could at least buy a shirt with a collar that fits

[funcit]

popbitch sent me here and I wasn't disappointed!

[TurkeySammiches]

Is this real?

[celondelon]

Awwww bless, I'd hire him but then I'd have hired Bernie Madoff to invest my pension fund!! Good luck I hope you find a job.

[hjb75]

I want to bum him

[TheLastGonk]

Hire that sandwich!

[Simonkmiller]

Is this for real?!!!!

[ManSpaceJim]

@Simonkmiller Scarily enough, I am inclined to believe that it is, if only for Mr. Pedersen's incredibly nervous-shaky hands at 1:15.

[ahotman4]

Brilliant!! Thanks popbitch.com! I agree about the neck shave, though =)

Best of luck on the job hunt if you are still looking. I somehow suspect, however, that your engaging video garnered you employment somewhere worthy of your dynamic personality.

[vokost]

You need a shave.

[tomdissonance]

this must be satire, surely

[magpie1892]

This is a joke, right? I hope it is, cos it's f*cking brilliant.

[sarahmeineforreal]

Did anyone else notice his screen name is blueyez69? Keeping it classy.

[abtracted11]

Lol jimmy eat world sent me here too. Apparently I should hire you, but I'm a student so I can only offer you the occasional beans on toast and cup of tea as a salary. I don't think that will help you much... on the other hand, you could do all my coursework for me. Oh, and you'd also have to fly to England. I'm not paying for that....

[jliz1589]

Lol at the picnic part...

[ForestForever]

Put everything you said in a spreadsheet and email it to me you cunt

[Troff]

this guy is going to get so much spam.

[robertanumber2]

He didn't bite the sandwich and he says that "the sandwich was good".

[OhHiNick]

buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords

[beastie20]

Wheres the PivotTables dude? You ain't goin nowhere without knowing that!

[Thejackhalford]

JIMMY EAT WORLD SENT ME HERE THEN HERE



[stankjawl]

Jimmy Eat World, you scoundrels!

[beastie20]

From what I can gather, this guy wants a career related to Microsoft and sandwiches?

[Mikeymoomah]

PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE!!

[mycollegesandcareers]

This is a great way to get attention...but not in a good way.

[border43]

Jimmy Eat World!!!

[23ruinedmylife]

i kinda feel like he took this idea from how i met your mother.

[thewrongyear]

Sent here by Jimmy Eat World...

[Museite]

JImmy Eat World publicity

[philharris14]

jimmy eat world sent me here! :D

[haggiss]

@philharris14 well done, you just admitted your an emo fag

[gamefreak2142]

@haggiss Just because he (and myself) likes Jimmy Eat World, doesn't mean he's an emo fag. Have you even listened to them at all? Their early albums could be classified as emo, but their more recent stuff is a lot more upbeat. How about you do some research before you bash people.

[haggiss]

@gamefreak2142 how about you stop listening to a band that had one good record and now tries to live off the back of that by touring round trying desperately to find people who thinks its still 2001

[dancinsweethart]

@haggiss If you're talking about their self-titled album with their biggest single The Middle - that came out in 2000. And they had amazing music before and after that album, some of which went Gold. Besides, Clarity is better.

[gamefreak2142]

@haggiss Have you even listened to Chase this Light or Futures? Both of those are post-Bleed American and are amazing albums. All of their music I think is great, but those two stand out to me. The great thing about Jimmy Eat World isn't that they're living in the past, but they find new and innovative ways to build on the sound that they've established from the beginning, while still remaining catchy and relevant. Once again, an ignorant blanket statement from you with no research to back it up

[MrEatThaPooPoo]

@haggiss FYI they had three good albums, and who gives a fuck if they aren't "cool" now. How about you go listen to Gaga or Bieber or whatever the fuck is cool this week kindly and piss off?

[falim1]

dude I'll hire you to make sandwiches.. and also to check the weather channel..this is just too good.. what the hell was he thinking??

[w0witsJAMIE]

blueeyez69, that looks like a respectable screen name XD

[brianlarson26]

FYESSSSS! And you in MN. Genius, dude. Sending this on to my lovely wife who's a career counselor. It will make her day for sure. Kudos!

[CrashMagnum]

56 Aren't going to have a sunny future.

[grahammorehead]

can't be real. Pager number, that's rich.



[holly2233]

1:24 - What's a pager?

[vita64]

I want to know if this got him a job.

[WITM7]

Really, REALLY good. Really good.

[BarryMaurice]

@ih8theus is right, this guy can suck a mean cock.

[TheAlanmathias]

brilliant - now watch dave hetheringtons how not to video resume.....

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[TenInches1000]

0:40 he wants the cock

[conradvink]

i also would like to work for your delicious company

[parklan]

rickrolled

[Leucci1]

he better be kidding.

[capincrnchy]

is this for real.... seriously?

[padenszamonster]

thanks to this video, my decision, which has been balancing on the fence for a while now, is now made. i am going to kill myself.

[thefetishkingfarts]

most corny shit iv seen 

[CrashMagnum]

@thefetishkingfarts

Thats the joke...

[zimmaster4]

Need a pie chart?

No problem.

[seanfrasercareer]

I love the sandwich bit, a lot of a lot. Brilliant.

[sublibrarian]

This is relevant to my interests. I would like to suscribe to your newsletter.

[nathanpie29]

Professional feedback: Lose the graphs part as it does not have a wow factor to it, refine the 'relaxed fun employee' part so you don't look so much like you're pretentious, and tell us what you are wanting to achieve, and what you want.

[duncreg]

@nathanpie29 Nobody cares what he wants to achieve or what he wants. They care what he can do for them.

[LegendaryGhettobilly]

Hey, I heard Subway's looking for sandwich artists! You're hired!!!

[AccountMgrCPGBigBox]

how successful was this online resume for you?

[oholmset]

Is this the same guy from American Idol?

[randrews02809]

Legend..... wait for it ..................dary

[TheWsucougs]

@randrews02809 AWESOMEEEEE

[MRawn]

this is the greatest troll I've seen in a while

[Mcortez33134]

This guy has to be gay..or it's just a stupid joke. He should be eating a "weiner" instead of a hamburger....

[dcyli]

It's fake. I have my sources.

[wedrgthoiys]

I can't tell if this video is fake or not. Can this guy seriously think that his resume is any good?

[thnksmarter]

The guy's personal email says something to the effect of 'blueyez69'. That's not something you want posted up on any resume as any employer could filter this guy out as unprofessional. LOL

[mitjek]

LMFAO - RICK ROLL

[janajana121]

haha..nice props..lol

with matchin acting

[gervasiussamosir]

cool, what is the background music of the video?

[simpelmans]

I wouldn't hire him if it was for man-whore. What a dush.

[ImPotatoes]

@simpelmans Ya what a dush bag.

[philip793]

it's an Iphone4

[water8lily]

LOL!! Love it! I would totally hire you!

[DrLightyearsWoes]

So did you get the job?

[HichBich]

ma mann wohaa

[XgokkunX]

hahaha i would hire you on the spot

[NutnButGuns]

LMAO! I love it when these YouTube Resume losers get OWNED!

[NutnButGuns]

LAMO! I love it when these YouTube Resume losers get OWNED!

[Coltsfan246]

I WANTED TO THRIVE

[OBLIVIONMASTER]

@Coltsfan246 IVE Ive ive ive...

[ddddd9dfevgervg]

HIRED!

[jerome69143]

nice!!

[kidmino]

u r awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you!!!!!!

[MidnightRunzMKIV]

Lol funny resume, very original, I'd hire this guy (too bad I can't even get hired myself let along start a company :S )

[theamazingsupergirl]

this was halariously witty. i want to hire you!

[280zxNick]

dam he will bring the sandwiches.......HIRED

[RonaldinhoTheGod]

According to the bit at the end he lives at "Hidden Timber Estates" WTF?

[hbwhiteboy]

haha i love it....i made a funny video resume too...check it out if ya get a chance

[WickedyWildStyle]

how did he find out the weather at the picnic using his expertise in line and bar graphs? i don't get it

[WickedyWildStyle]

There's no way this is real. But that makes it even funnier somehow.

[IssoPro]

this is way too hilarious

[staticbb]

You're HIRED!

I can pay you 35k a year or I can pay you a king's ransom in hobo dollars. I got lots of buttons!

[weezkidaj]

how come he doesn't take a bite of the sandwich? it does look good.

[UWhoU2]

this is hilarious! 'the call is for you... and it's me!' I love the echo part! THRIVE...thrive...thrive! but is it a real resume? I saw the life coach thing that you did, and I thought that it must have been a joke. the only thing is, I can't find your YouTube page anywhere. You're a phantom YouTube user. they're all under different user names. who are you?

[lantrixone]

hahaha, it is almost like an advertising not a video resume. However, who cares right? I found it funny somehow, I don't know why, I just did. Maybe it should be more serious.