Bank of Nikolai

[thedemimusicluvrfan]

Oh my god. Hahahahaha! How many of you here read Nikolai's review? XDD This guy's genius!

[tipANDsip]

Mum: no i don't trust this guy, he looks suspicios

me: But look he has a pen!!

[RoundenBrown]

Funny thing is, the building at the start of the video is the headquarters of the Federal Reserve System.

[OddRobb]

Seems legit.

[l33tnobody1337]

whats wrong with all of you? to me this sounds very trustworthy. id really like to give nikolai all my money to keep it safe

[TheExtremistMonk]

Nikolai, is Mikhail! I have seen this video from Агат computer that is share by all of Petropavlovsk. Entire people in Petropavlovsk is very proud and happy of your success! Bank is not czar, but is close! For celebration of you, I will make special toy like you and sell to children of Petropavlosk. One day maybe you make a Bank of Nikolai in Petropavlosk so all children can put rubles in your pocket for safe. Hahahahaha!

[shoematt]

Nikolai mother is rape by bear and give birth to Nikolai. Nikolai is great man, very strong, very good english. I wait for him to become czar and change world. Maybe bear rape me, we have man-bear-baby and he have huge testicles. Then I become millionaire and Nikolai spare my life. We share many drinks together and use monies to clean our behinds.

[xoxDifference]

He says pocket funny ;3

[capitalistpigdogus]

It'd be better if Santo Cilauro did it.

[FunnyVideoJokes]

this guy looks legit

[fahqnigel]

looks legit

[Jasmizzle1202]

Back in Soviet Russia, trust very hard to come by. but I trust Nicolai with life. Now can take money out of own pocket so that maybe it be safe for once. also, his English grammar very good, thanks to Mr. Woods.

[shfeeeeek]

Omg i am going to transfer my money right now. in all my life i haven't seen such artistic and creative advertisement, especially one that finally indicated that the bank owner has his own pen. a pen is very important. thanks nikolai you do very good by me. i transfer money now maybe....

(sarcasm is fun)

[blueshoe56]

Nikolai, your english you know is the best in all of Petropavlovsk, is like a god but your wife killed by bear, is sad

[DreamingODaisyChains]

I come from town of Petropavlovsk too where daughter of Nikolai was friend. Daughter of Nikolai show me letter to Mikhail from Nikolai and I go to America so I become millionaire like you. I borrow "English Grammar it is for Dummies" from big store of books but lady in uniform chase me. I run to new home in America and now I speak the good english like you. Now I no have to go back to Petropavlovsk and I put all money I make on street corner in bank of Nikolai so I be czar one day like Nikolai.

[eyejel]

I am in America, I am a millionaire. Thanks to Mr.Woods for his book "English Grammar it is for Dummies".

[tpapastylianou]

Nikolai kill many bear with pen. (is no joke)

[teun3sixty]

0:13

[AquaExecution]

Well you can't argue against that. I'm sold! (Wiring money)

[johnny4992]

At first i was a little skeptical about bank of Nikolai but once he showed me he had pen i knew he was legit.

[Racermjc1]

then i put in my pocket, left side, very safe there.

[tranks33]

left pocket ....... very safe :D

[QuesoGr7]

Mikhail was right! Your english grammar is like a god, not like child!

[ConsPopov]

i do admit it is a properly funny ad, yet it still has that slightly racist nuance that it is the people from eastern europe who will steal your money (also, note the stereotypical accent). just a coincidence? i don't think so.

[SLRSulik]

@ConsPopov

Come on, comrade Popov, we all know the Bank of Nikolai is a decent one. I'm Nikolai myself, so I know what I'm talking about. :)

[qWpable]

i it a prequel to GTA IV suppose is.

[ahwin66]

wow...your english is GOOOOODD...thanks to "ENGLISH GRAMMAR FOR DUMMIES"..long live the czar

[TyrannisSicSemper]

Nikolai, please for understanding you are as legit as all bankers.

But what will happen when left pocket is full my friend?

Please for you to consider funding of your fellow soviets?

We are capitalist now too!

[SLRSulik]

@TyrannisSicSemper

lol, wha?

You seriously think Nikolai will ever allow his left-side pocket to get full?

Go and try him - he will always have enough place for your money in his pocket. :)

[degot88]

look! he has pen!

[birushi]

Bank of Norton has a pen or two also, and keep your money on right side, much more safer, believe me.

[Nikolaiundso]

I am proud. Nikolai is my real name. yeah.

[SLRSulik]

@Nikolaiundso

Same here :)

[masterofrandom16]

And now the fun question...if this was a real commercial how many people do you think would be dumb enough to believe it?

[pach2003]

ТОЛЬКО ТРЕЗВАЯ РОССИЯ СТАНЕТ ВЕЛИКОЙ

[janetiddy]

who is that guy?

[FloydIV]

HAQHAHAHAHAHA

[lastnamefang]

nikolai is president, he will soon be czar! please spare my family, too

[kokoinmars]

Keep up Nikolai! All of Petropavlovsk proud of you. Soon you become czar and strong man.

[532131]

Sorry about your wife being killed by a bear.

[Fazedlight]

Oh thank amazon (and cracked)

[alexicon89]

Nikolai will be CZAR!!

[TheWhiskeyHotel]

БЛЯТЬ СУКА!

[bam2k4u]

0:13 YODA

[ld871111]

Bank of Nikolai is more honest than any of the Wall Street investment banks.

[ShArch13]

Wow! Familiar faces...

[Sadoda777]

This commercial should have been a super bowl ad

[gregwire95]

GO WEAVER!

[JuusanKikan]

Hee, I think Norton is jealous of Kaspersky~

Let me touch your pen, and you can have my money, Kolenka darlin'~

[unhodin]

7 people dont trust the bank of Nikolai

[Capluffy1090]

Russia FTW!

[flevosap666]

good untill the tagline..

[mor3ga]

has someone else noticed the bodyguard's right ear?

0:13

[blademccoy]

now i know where i should put my savings! :D

[I677000]

Ребята шлите мне свои деньги !!! Банк Николаи теперь и в америке!

[Pr3ttyXx]

LMFAO LOL!!!!!!

[GAMESYSTEMHUNTER]

things are alwaysVERY safe in left pockets.

[SLRSulik]

@GAMESYSTEMHUNTER

Things are safe if it's Nikolai's pocket.

The guy at the back confirms :P

[RoundenBrown]

LOL @ the Federal Reserve Building at the start.

[Youtamkuno]

Look out he's got a PEN!!

[erictwelve]

seems legit

[TheGame21x]

Dude, he has a pen! HOW CAN YOU LOSE?!

[jakan28]

At first I was skeptical about Nikolai's bank but now I know he has a pen, I know he's trustful! I transfered over 100000$ to his bank and it has been in his bank for years, although he tells me that if I want to redeem the money he'll stab my back.

[Vladimislav]

I'm not sure about this. Using public transportation in Russia has taught me that the front left shirt pocket is not a very safe place to keep your money.

Although maybe he uses his pen to stab pickpockets in the eye.

[SLRSulik]

@Vladimislav

He uses the big guy to beat the hell out of any potential thieves.

And potential thieves know Nikolai too well to try anything sneaky. ))

[PS3joker818ers]

i keep in left pocket very safe lol

[PS3joker818ers]

lol

[Xxalik88xX]

in soviet russia, bank own you.

[dgotti69]

@Xxalik88xX banks own the planet

[sporefreek329]

Wow! Where do i sign up?

[Fallout3Even]

Hello im nikolai... President of Bank Of nikolai. Gimme ur money and i take care of it for you no problem, its so ez wit online. I go on ur computer transfer it from ur bank, to my bank of nikolai. than i put in my pocket. Left side, front pocket. Very safe in there. (VERY SAFE). You can trust me look! i have pen

[sakamatana5]

@Fallout3Even Haha Thats what we just watched that you just wrote haha :D

[csikosarpad]

Wazz :D

[olegmanchester]

hahahahahaahhha

[jakan28]

It's a fucking Norton Internet Security commercial

[asleepordead17]

lol my friend did nikolai's monologe for our drama class :)

[Patrickjh1]

in soviet russia, pen stab u

[uncleflaco]

The guy in back was in Indiana Jones Crystal Skull. He's actor from Russia from same town as mu family and was mafia, but actually nice guy.

[SUPERLINKX2]

guys he has a pen come on. i deposited $100 in his bank and now its in his front left pocket. very safe in there

[headhunternoob]

@SUPERLINKX2 ya me 2 but wen i wanted to use that $100 he said NO!!!!!

[ShadowRSonic]

He has pen. I r trust all meh monies to Bank of Nikolai. He r even has person tht r say 'Very safe' in background = trustable.

[MT12XD]

Niko Bellic opening a bank? XD

[nejckra]

I wanted to reject but HE HAS PEN!!! xD

[Sieg999]

I love that guy in the back.

"... Very safe!"

[thadea]

I have pen

[Exelbaradin]

he is not lieing i just transfered $100 it is now very safe in in his left side front pocket....lol

[brwnipoints]

for all you guys sceptical about nikolai's trust, he has a freakin pen! Which is more than Capital one can offer, heck they want to know what's in your wallet!

[ArtInTrance]

whats Putin doing behind Nikolay? :O

[jimday666]

i have 2 pen, give money to my bank instead

[pcpc9]

@jimday666 I have two pen AND a stapler

[jimday666]

i have 2 pen, a stapler, and yellow post-its. now top that ! :D

[headhunternoob]

@jimday666 i have 3 pen stapler and an 80 pack of purple post it

[jimday666]

@headhunternoob i have 3 pen, a nr5 pencil, a blue crayon, a stapler with a pack of 80 staples, and 9 yellow post-its (I have used 1 to create this comment.)

anybody wanna top this?!

[headhunternoob]

@jimday666 i have 20 pen .07 mechanical pencil 8 packs of every post it a pack of tic tacs and 2 packs of trident layers

[BoierMofleasiVoda]

@jimday666 I have CAKE , nobody can top me

[SUPERLINKX2]

@BoierMofleasiVoda oh yeah i have pie and cake

[BoierMofleasiVoda]

@SUPERLINKX2 i have coockies too

[SUPERLINKX2]

@BoierMofleasiVoda dammit u win. cookies r beast

[SUPERLINKX2]

@jimday666 oh yea i have 3 pen, 2 stapler and a cookie for da kids

[DeathNomad]

Poor Russians. Always being distrusted by Americans.

[upuautiii]

the fact is lost that this is a Norton anti-virus commercial. A very good commercial. Remind me, what's norton anti-virus?

[undocumentedspot]

Yes, I gonna open trust fund with Bank of Nikolai for the benefit of friends who borrow pen all the time.

[SuperRodimusPrime]

I transferred over to the Bank Of Nikolai and they gave me a Bank Of Nikolai pen as a "thank you" gift.

[QuikDJ]

I HAVE PEN HAHAHAHHA

[BenjaminBotones]

i wish a could change the name of channel to "BankOfNikolai"

[nickobauer]

hahahaha I love this guy he's so funny, the part on cybercrime and drugs is just surprising

[JosuaJohnson]

Woot! Bank Of Nikolai, They made me a millionaire through their high interest rate!

DISCLAIMER: I'm homeless and selling my body for rocks.

X3

[tontsa911]

Best ad for years xD

[FatMofo100]

i guess nikolai is another cousin of nico bellic

[MrZenithL]

Frankly I trust Bank Nikolai more than the POS that is Norton Antivirus.

[nwa4life91]

haha i cant belive someone could fall for that. only STUPID ASS poeples does!!

[LeninKGB]

Браток:p

[ShatteredExistance0]

"You can trust me look! I have pen!"

LMAO! XD

[timgames]

at least more legit then Symantec...

[chica476]

@timgames

how so? data stealing?

[saltystuff]

A pen!

[marhadiasak]

"very safe..." i love when the bodyguard say it

[thadea]

@marhadiasak i trust more now

[EminemFan202]

At first I was skeptical about Nikolai but once he said he has a pen, I knew he was legit!

[D4rthV4d3r34]

@EminemFan202 Well, i have 2 pen, ALSO A COMPUTER.

[zhitomir]

haha

[fedkot]

Hello, i am Ivan, don`t trust Nikolay Bank, its not safe! Trust me and my Ivan Bank!

[MrBlake14]

Left side...front pocket...very safe in there...

OH how hilarious this is.

[anagirl21]

hahha, i love russians.(:

[tanatos5]

You can't trust me, but hey! At least i am HONEST about it, so gimmi ur money instead.

[theKillerbee21]

best accent ever!

[MrPandaBlues]

this is fucking russian mafia!

[4tari]

lol im russian and i laugh my ass hard. dont give ur money to russian mafia...

[carjacker1xx]

Bank of Vladimir much better than Bank of Nikolai. don not trust people with only one pen. Vladimir has three pens.

[nic0dem8D]

i have 2 pens

can i have your money instead?

[PMSMaia]

What about the right pocket? Isn´t it safe too??

[Nizoki]

My name is Nikolai! FTW!!!

[Nizoki]

LETS GO!!!! My name is Nikolai ftw

[TheNightracer]

i'll never trust people who use pencils again!

[iymovies93]

This needs to be a TV commercial.

[Angelios009]

hahaha, this is flipping awesome, everyone everyone i have a pen, you can trust me

[Doomguy64x2]

My pen has a flashlight in it! You can REALLY trust me! xD

[Angelios009]

I agree, my name is Draskov, i must make commercial and bank against my top competitor Nikolai!

[dandare26]

Those person doen't really exist, may somewhere i Siberia at 1990 years. But clip is nice. And guys Ukraine nad Russia are different countries.

[BR7formvp]

Ukrainians and Russians are almost the same. This is coming from a Russian.

[jugheadman12]

lol. trust me i have pen. ima gonna do that all the time now.

[BrazilianMayhem]

OHMYGOSH!!!!!!!!!! he... has...a...PEN!

[uncleflaco]

DaRussia: if you're really Russian, then you can see the joke and not be such a whining bitch. Look at the T Mobile commercials with the two Indian guys with emphasized accents. Ethnic stuff is funny; too bad blacks are so sensitive, because they have good African and Mexican jokes too.

[BR7formvp]

I actually like the stereotype that we have. Being drunk thugs is better than being nerdy.

[stan1589]

dude!! u got a point. im russian myself im likelmfao

[brwnipoints]

@stan1589 LoL same here!

[uncleflaco]

My family moved here to the US from Russia and this is not insulting; it's funny as hell. I got a cousin like the guy in back - hardly talks much, just military psycho.

[ForcemasterDan7]

i'm convinced! where do i sign up? I have 40000 american euros to keep safe and he sounds legit. He's got a pen.

[Martinnj90]

You got american euros??? ... What are thoes anyway? ^^

[guitarheroplayrer]

@ForcemasterDan7 i know i cant find a pen anywhere i`ve been looking scince they came out only actual buisnesses have pens lol

[VitminaFull]

Nikolai its my cousin!

xD

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[Russiansnow]

посмотрите меня имейте ручку

[jyoung320]

My friend and I use this as an inside joke for Diablo 2 since he holds all of the gold.

[Grug16]

What's he saying after "it's so easy"?

[kusti1818]

Its so easy with online =)

[Pentagon1311]

@Grug16 he says " it's so easy with online"

[mastersstudio1]

ogj a pen!

[ma1k90]

hahaha "look i have pen"

[Alyrogue]

left pocket, front side ... verry safe in there.

[saz0r123]

thank you so much for this, needed a laugh

[DaRussiaCom]

This video is racist and example of racist national profiling.

[mariosoupa]

That's why it's funny.

[besjjcore]

best advertisment ever

[vardran1]

ghimmi yo mani en i tec ker ovit for u no prablam

[Okamok]

Oscar for Vladimir Putin supporting role

:)

[EminemFan202]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA MONEY PUT YOU IN BANK!

[guitarhead429]

Say Nyet to Nikolai!

[maddingo12]

I like this man. He exudes confidence and financial know-how. Sign me up Niko!