Hee hee hee, I'll explain it to you privately. The funny part was how the words sound similar, and also "selling it" sounds VERY general, but has a meaning.
The neat thing about the internet is that you can educate yourself quite easily. No I can't blame you because you are 14 years old. I will however encourage you to learn to look thinks up. Expand your mind and vocabulary. Wikipedia is a great site to go to for starters. So go to wikipedia dot org and look up celibacy. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm trying to help you. ;-)
spelling correction - things* Oh also if you look up in the comments, you will see a guy that was correcting my usage of the language. The definition is in his comments as well.
You have the sexiest voice. I could listen to you read any book in the world. If you're selling it, I'm buying it. Why would a beautiful woman like yourself choose to be celibate. Sorry if I'm repeating other posters. You're very very sexy, with a sexy voice, and a smart mind. Subscribed, look forward to more. Write me babe. Bye.
Selling it for a year...LOL... I had a old BOAT car once.. and I thought I heard this guy at the drive thru say " You wanna Salad?".... I told him no it breafast.. he said "NO the Car... ya wanna SELL IT?" haha
hmmmm...I think you meant nauseated (nauseous is how you describe something that causes nausea like noxious) Chaste by choice unless you were also unmarried at the time. (I know the dictionary will tell you that celibate means no Sex but it has only recently been changed). After all it's not called a Celibacy Belt. A vow of celibacy meant you vowed not to marry. You can have a chaste marriage but not a celibate one.
Yeah, it shocked me that mom even thought that. I would never "sell" it. I mean, when I wasn't celibate... it was FREE! I'm married now by the way,...so I've settled down.
Very funny. I really enjoyed the story. Yes, you have a very cool and effective way of telling a story. Keep them coming!
irfandama 1 year ago
haha thats brilliant susan.. really made me laugh... thats why parents are fun!! haha
fingalpcservices 1 year ago
funny ,,jaja imagine that ,thanks for sharing , lol :)
lucirany 2 years ago
Ur tellin' Me... onward n' upward ...
TJae1 2 years ago
lmao! "Selling it for a year!" Too funny!
AllUrUtubeRbelong2me 2 years ago
that was really funny. Happens a lot in life and then look at the horror on their face. Great Job!
TheTriangleChannel 3 years ago
Good story telling; Do U write for a living?
TJae1 3 years ago
Hi! You have an EXCELLENT way of expressing yourself while telling a story! Good job, and thanks for sharing! What a funny incident!
relax1221 3 years ago
relax1221 ;-) Thanks for stopping by and for your kind words ;-) I appreciate it!
gorikuri 3 years ago
Great story telling. Engaging facial expressions. I like the little swing in the chair at the end. Nicely done.
laffinglizard 3 years ago
Thanks sweetie ;-)
gorikuri 3 years ago
And what were you selling?
conmech 3 years ago
Hee hee hee, I'll explain it to you privately. The funny part was how the words sound similar, and also "selling it" sounds VERY general, but has a meaning.
gorikuri 3 years ago
U wanna know somth even funnier? I kept forgetting that word today, then remembered it back thinking it rhymes with "selling it".
conmech 3 years ago
Hee hee hee,... ;-D anything I can do to help you learn. Hey maybe you can teach me some words in your language ;-)
gorikuri 3 years ago
so i learned a new word today thanks to wikipedia. I already knew Isaac Newton died celibate, but didn't know Nikola Tesla was the same.
conmech 3 years ago
Hey Effe, THANKS for watching this... ;-) I myself enjoy learning new words. I certainly don't know every English word either.
gorikuri 3 years ago
Now, I have to admit I liked this video...wait you might misunderstand, I loved it and it now lives on my channel.
billybigun64 4 years ago
Ha, that make me chuckle. Thanks for sharing.
FGAlxPx 4 years ago
Um, that make me use wrong tense: *made me...
FGAlxPx 4 years ago
I'm glad you liked it ;-) You're welcome.
gorikuri 4 years ago
cool video you rock girl
roadhouse48 4 years ago
hahahaha that was hilarious, that's the kind of thing my mum would say!! Great vid!
Gisburne2000 4 years ago
I was VERY glad to meet you online MORE happy to hear your account was reinstated. ;-) AWESOME!!! Thanks for visiting and commenting.
gorikuri 4 years ago
OMG LOL!! Great story!
(you may have noticed I'm catching up on some of your vids :P )
wrongdom 4 years ago
Yes I have, and I'm honored. ;-) I'll be be looking at yours too.
gorikuri 4 years ago
Selling it for a year?....sounds like fun!
*wiggles ass*
sonata1992 4 years ago
Ha ha ha ha. I might have been able to pay off more bills if I had. ;-D Instead I had chosen the celebate route.
gorikuri 4 years ago
*Celibate.
Sorry. Since they're not around, I get to play thegrammarian-HXH :-)
Everyone should be selfish enough to whore themselves!
sonata1992 4 years ago
That's a pretty funny story!
She must have thought you was an unda cova freak!
Lionsgrrr 4 years ago
There are other times in my life that I have been a bit of a freak, but THAT time was not one of them. ;-)
gorikuri 4 years ago
This time is one of my moments.
(Wiggling ass? I think I made someone feint on the other end of the world...)
sonata1992 4 years ago
nice vid
theboringdispatcher 4 years ago
Thanks ;-)
gorikuri 4 years ago
oh gosh your mum must had a heart attac! :D selling it!! ah ah ah! XD mikko
mirokuit 4 years ago
At first she did,... then when she understsood, she calemed down and laughed.
gorikuri 4 years ago
I figured it out-How to open the attachment! Cute story.
confederacyofdunces 4 years ago
ha ha ha Cool. I just finished e-mailing you back. Glad you liked it. ;-)
gorikuri 4 years ago
what does celibate mean?????? cant blame me im 14 yrs old
fordGTimmy 4 years ago
The neat thing about the internet is that you can educate yourself quite easily. No I can't blame you because you are 14 years old. I will however encourage you to learn to look thinks up. Expand your mind and vocabulary. Wikipedia is a great site to go to for starters. So go to wikipedia dot org and look up celibacy. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm trying to help you. ;-)
gorikuri 4 years ago
spelling correction - things* Oh also if you look up in the comments, you will see a guy that was correcting my usage of the language. The definition is in his comments as well.
gorikuri 4 years ago
ok thanx
fordGTimmy 4 years ago
You have the sexiest voice. I could listen to you read any book in the world. If you're selling it, I'm buying it. Why would a beautiful woman like yourself choose to be celibate. Sorry if I'm repeating other posters. You're very very sexy, with a sexy voice, and a smart mind. Subscribed, look forward to more. Write me babe. Bye.
Malathos 4 years ago
Thanks for the compliments. ;-) Sorry I didn't type this earlier ;-)
gorikuri 4 years ago
Heh. It's a great story. It plays out like a vaudevillian joke.
TheAmazingAtheist 4 years ago
Coming from you, it means a lot. ;-)
gorikuri 4 years ago
Selling it for a year...LOL... I had a old BOAT car once.. and I thought I heard this guy at the drive thru say " You wanna Salad?".... I told him no it breafast.. he said "NO the Car... ya wanna SELL IT?" haha
ront1963 4 years ago
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha yeah, I'm not the only one experiencing misunerstandings. That one's funny too.
gorikuri 4 years ago
hmmmm...I think you meant nauseated (nauseous is how you describe something that causes nausea like noxious) Chaste by choice unless you were also unmarried at the time. (I know the dictionary will tell you that celibate means no Sex but it has only recently been changed). After all it's not called a Celibacy Belt. A vow of celibacy meant you vowed not to marry. You can have a chaste marriage but not a celibate one.
Yes I know I'm an A**hole.
;{)}
MrKrok
Lieutenant
The Grammar and Usage Police
MrKrok 4 years ago
MrKrok you can correct my spelling anytime. I was just glad to see you came and watched this. ;-)
gorikuri 4 years ago
I have another video more or less ready but my editor is being a pain in the arse
MrKrok 4 years ago
hahaha, funny story
randy0987 5 years ago
randy0987 I sent you yt mail on March 25th, but I don't know if you got it. Please write back.
gorikuri 4 years ago
I remember those hair dryers that hooked up to a vacuum cleaner or something ... :)
vulcanjedi 5 years ago
Yes, ... it seems like it. It's as loud as a vacuum just about.
gorikuri 5 years ago
that's a great story. never pass along information when someone is wearing a soundproof helmet. =]
deadlogic 5 years ago
"soundproof helmet"... next time mom is wearing her hair dryer bonnet, that is EXACLTY what I'm going to call it.
gorikuri 5 years ago
Hey Rex, thanks for stopping by ;-)
gorikuri 5 years ago
Holy shit. That's crazy.
TheBlindWatchmaker 5 years ago
Wild isn't it? Thanks for watching :-)
gorikuri 5 years ago
Indeed. The "selling it" part was the best.
TheBlindWatchmaker 5 years ago
Yeah, it shocked me that mom even thought that. I would never "sell" it. I mean, when I wasn't celibate... it was FREE! I'm married now by the way,...so I've settled down.
gorikuri 5 years ago
Ahhhhh parents... they make life interesting sometimes... :)
welcomestranger 5 years ago
Hey Sharpy ;-) Thanks for watching. I've always been a fan of your comedy.
gorikuri 5 years ago
What?? I do comedy??? ;-p
welcomestranger 5 years ago
lol, cool. Good to see ya.
tj
uselessfilm 5 years ago
Hi TJ ...Thanks for coming and watching. ;-)
gorikuri 5 years ago
Thanks for the compliment ;-)
gorikuri 5 years ago
Ha Ha Ha Ha Good one ;-)
gorikuri 5 years ago
cute story
Grimli 5 years ago
I try. ;-)
gorikuri 5 years ago
LOL
xotom73 5 years ago
Xotom73, I hope to do more comedy in the future.
gorikuri 5 years ago
Still funny. Very nice performance.
HanifXHier 5 years ago
Thanks
gorikuri 5 years ago