a question for the married folks

[TinyJiant]

Fart, then hold the covers tight to me but reach over and pick her's up and let them gently float down, thus wafting the odor of my gift up to her (usually followed by her punching my arm or kicking the crap out of me)

[wilyoustay]

god gave me many gifts... Farting was the best so why no share it with other people?

[chaosaxis]

We sleep with our thumbs up each others bums to prevent such a catastrophe.

[Amandork456]

u 2 remind me of shaycarl n his wife haha

[steinar243]

lol they obviusly  had sex before videotaping hes really red in the face and shes as happy as hell

[mohabiraq1]

she looks like a dude

[wiltzandrew]

You two seem very happy together.

[jedimaster2cool]

@marcusbarr Nice hypothesis, but familiarity creates boredom.

[marcusbarr]

There is a reason why couples used to sleep in separate beds more often than not, communicate less than more, retain a certain degree of mystique, and not ultimately contribute to the divorce epidemic. I am reminded here of why. Seek all the excuses we will and claim to strike a balance. Nevertheless, familiarity breeds contempt.

[MrKfreeburg]

My fiance blames me or the dogs for it and runs out of bed to get air freshener makes me laugh honestly . Me on the other hand quietly tries to cover her head with blanket lol i get smacked for it all the time.

[Ciderbomb1]

Laugh!!! LOL! For some reason if he is asleep he smiles while farting!

[InanityAnon]

Sorry I'm late to the game...

Nice, very nice.

Enjoy the joy.

I prefer the 'dutch-oven' pump the covers up and down- spread the love.

[steelfury455]

i had no idea women farted. wow...

[sam199514]

my mom smacks my dad .and then well i dont kno what happens after that

[ellonysman]

I say sorry, accident, wife says oh pig! Then she acts like its sooooo terrible, like a woman is suppose to be, put out and all...oh yes...he put your fart conversation on youtube for ALLLLLLL to see and know,....the secret is ...well....out...much like farts.....at least you are a realistic couple, my wife only tooted 3 times in 27 years of marriage...its like...wow, shes mother teresa of nonfarting world. Say hi to your real woman, lol, snicker.....gasp......vancouve­r, bc, canada calling in.

[Cub7Radio]

This was funny. I'm glad to see fun stuff like this on the net :)

[kimmdale]

he kinda looks like seth rogen..

[susenned]

lol

[BreeKayISjustinxP]

This is also gross.

[linettecreeve]

BTW, I wont even face him when we are sleeping because I am obcessed with morning breath! Even in my dead of sleep I will roll over when he does if he is facing me! I wonder if we ever move to AK, how different things will have to become on my end out of necessity? lol

[wogsland]

hahahaha!

[morbidblessings7]

@linettecreeve obsess is spelled with an S.

[linettecreeve]

OMG, I was the first to fart when we first got together (me and my husband) and he made sure i knew it! but it wasnt my fault, because we drank a lot the night before and i was pretty much unconscience (sp?) and we were only together for like a few weeks! we moved in together after the first night! love at first sight i guess!

[presbarkeep]

you, sir, could possibly be my new hero. average joe, smart as hell, smokin wife, talkin bout farts. XD

[wogsland]

Fart are quite possibly the funniest thing in the universe ... but I haven't figured out a way to quantify that yet.

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[samisthebestinzworld]

Things I know about you 1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

[BehindBlueEyesGirl]

hahah when my husband farts he hugs me and he says "the smell of success" and i just sit there and applaud then ill warn him that one day ill beat his success with my own smell powers

[altman5375]

I'm really lucky. My wife thinks it's hilarious when I fart, and she doesn't bat an eyelash when I try scratching my brain via nostril. People take things too seriously even though every single one of us do the same thing. If I felt like I had to go to the bathroom with the door shut and use a tissue to get my boogs I wouldn't be happy. Great video.

[apriltx]

LOL! My DH likes to share the smell as well. He can not pick his nose in front of me though. It makes me gag!

[tundijaan]

you two .. blessed .. man .. give her a dutch oven ..

[cajunsushi]

Humor is the oil of a good marriage. Have fun you two.

[goaldrush]

Dutch oven farting stinks.

[ckoralsps]

This behavior is the secret to a good marriage. No kidding. I know it sounds silly, but some people just don't talk. Some people don't laugh.

[ckoralsps]

You are good people.

[oligates5]

Well my spouse holds the covers down and I do to because the farts warm your feet up when they are cold makes it nice and toasty under those covers . Sometimes he tries to put the covers over my head.... not funny.

[wogsland]

Actually hilarious...

[CubeLuda]

Haha, you look like the guy from Pinapple Express in the bogie shot :)

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[MsFannyAdams]

@wogsland DUTCH OVEN! wooooo

[youngenb123]

white trash...1

[medivh421]

oooh, theres just something about mary... people get real.

[medivh421]

what a couple.... I dont know?

anyways... maybe you two should just skip the 4-6 years of akward pillow talk and go straight to a swingers club already.

[CityHunter84]

i haz a questeen, wot happenz when u do a poopzie in teh bed?

[MauryDann73]

depends on how much they stink.

I've also got a thing against my wife flossing anywhere but the bathroom. She'll floss anywhere, and in front of anyone. Ugh.

[cocodapitbull]

dude you look like seth rogen! and you go to the kitchen and eat all kinds of shit and combat her farts.

[skooterx]

You need to do a Dutch Oven to her when you fart. What is a dutch oven you ask? You fart under the covers then pull them up over your spouses head. HEHEHEHE!!!

[giladsinger]

LOL, I'd try that with my wife, but I like to live ;)

[s7rugg1es]

what is taboo is about this? we fart like crazy.

[cdbaer]

Ok, so when you were in Hawaii, Did you find any funny plants to bring home?

[KangaKucha]

I cant wait to get married, one way or another.

[kelson108]

i dont cae what anyone says , if your 8 or 80 farts are funny , and if u can trick your wife into comming under the covers with you right before u pop one its ten times as funny

[aboabdalla12]

funny

[meggiemeg86]

Just a suggestion, dutch oven those farts up!

[LAArtGallery]

OMG - I have to sign and wait for a better uhm moment, with gas in it to respond... LOve it!!!

[octavia9]

i choose not to speak of my "fluffies"

[wogsland]

... but their name connotates that they have at least some substance to them.

[octavia9]

my face hurts from smiling.

[wogsland]

But you didn't answer the question!

[Gigolo8]

Frankly, if my nocturnal emissions could be bottled, the energy shortage would be over!

[chickenrotini]

I'm the spouse who farts in bed. My husband thinks it's cute lol.

[winjunk]

I just open the window...tee hee hee, here in Minnesota it is often -30 below zero, so if she farts she freezes

[joebiwan]

I still practice the DUTCH OVEN with my wife...she really dont like me to much though.lol

[tdg143]

Atleast he doesnt cover your head with the sheets, afterwards. ;)

[asekendur]

How Old Are You Again? 10?

[rea1001]

I get black eyes for sharing.

[KobyBrandt]

1st: Pick me a winner Brad!

2nd: The one that smelt it, dealt it.

3rd: You're a real class act dude.

4th: Just wait until kenrg gets a hold of this one for his new PWN WogsLand video... He will be absolutely mercilous! Muhahahaha...

4th: I hope your wife

[KobyBrandt]

Oops, cut off.

5th I hope your wife gets even with you!

[distorteddogma]

Do women do that? My wife says it was one of the dogs...

[yumajohnny]

you guys are hilarious!!!

[grapessss]

you guys are soo cute!! aww with 4 kids and can still joke around like that.. so beautiful

[woodlandpoet]

That is just tooo funny!

[boobear2005]

If it is silent but deadly. I tell my spouse to hurry up and hide the ghost is coming. The hope is she ducks her head under the blanket to share in the joy of a most powerful creation.

[NikosDragan]

And she said you wouldn't put this on YouTube, HAHA!

[SmiertSpionem]

lol

[playsNiceWithOthers]

lol you guys are 'tards :-P Probably why I loves ya so much!!! Ok, when Colin blows one, if he's in a goofy mood, he'll pull the covers OVER my head.... *sigh* ....

[wogsland]

I will have to try that!

[russosa]

LMBO - That is great. I usually respond depending on the content and quality of the flatulance. If it is loud, usually it's not stinky for some reason and I say "nice one honey". If it smells really awful I groan and wretch and hit him with my pillow.

[Mom2AJ]

LMAO

[KurtGnu]

Ha ha ha ha.. laughed so much I forgot to answer the question.. :)

[Brianj1234]

We both make a joke out of it. lol. funny stuff!

Joerambles recently had his wife on to answer how he got such a hot wife. I think you should answer that too. hehe. (just kidding, man) :)

[dramaddy]

haha you guys are so cute. your wife is very very pretty too. i'm not married but my dog makes nasty ones. i just cacoon myself under the covers until i pass out. trust me. you'd rather be passed out..

[sophiaal]

When HE farts - I hit him and say "you're disgusting, no sex - I think I'm going to vomit!" When I fart - it's hilarious and I giggle and he just makes choking sounds...

[joolyliss]

u 2 are so immature its gr8!

[majestia19]

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