South Park Movie in 5 Seconds

[CoolTombo]

can you even count you moron

[projectcraftiafan]

the longest 5 seconds of my life

[ishHannahii]

Barbra Streisand!

[funnyvideogirl2008]

is....everything going okay at home?

0:12 - 0:18

[lukixD13]

Okay?

[Mario36Bros]

Mr. Mackey Don't Say Fuck Anymore

Cartman Why the fuck not

[joeydestroyer]

mmkay?

[TheMboii1]

Dont say fuck anymore , fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

[JohnEdroid]

0:12... woah...



[marielachie123]

how could you upload this Barbera Steisand is the worst swear word going

[SmashLiXs]

why am i wattching this?

[SekateStudio]

What or who is Barbra Streisand?

[safa8831419]

wat the hell

[HidanImmortal141]

a fat hidan?? :O

[bigjoegamer09]

FUCK SHIT COCK ASS TITTY BONER BITCH MUFF PUSSY CUNT BUTTHOLE BARBRA STREISAND!!!

[dalkarancalimon]

who did eric go palpatine on?

[MonkeyManPersonShow]

Lol at 0:17 the ok noise that the teacher makes is hilarious!

[TheBrendanknight]

@Kaare8p I Think you meant 0:12

[micy133]

wtf this wus 20 seconds

[xxx3fallenangelsxxx]

BARBRA STREISAND IS THE WORST WORD OF THEM ALL!!! HA HA

I is Angel

[hetaliasoupnoobs]

titties muff pussy and barbara streisand got me laughing histerically

[coleyluvscake]

THAT WAS 27 SECONDS!

[Shmaaaaa]

Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!!!

[RadicalTundra]

he forgot about kenny taking off his hood at the end

[MasonHalley]

That was a little longer than 5 seconds

[HogisGuy]

Oh no!! I called my mom a Barbra Streisand. I think i'm gonna' call her! =,(

[coolmanofall]

pause at 0:17 and look at kyle face i bet you will laugh

[killerkurd69]

did any1 notice cartman did all the funny bits in this movie lol

[SilverSinspawn]

BARBARA STRIESAND WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ScottyBoiy]

0:13 is win

[batistarulez9797]

any1 notice that the "5 second films" rnt five secs

[sony8877]

@batistarulez9797

thanks for pointing that out

[SexiBoi332]

haha that was awesome!! totally made my day!

[FatetheHedgehog]

it also could have passed as "Oh my god you killed kenny! you bastards" and it probably would have slid.

[CaptObviousism]

lol i love that song at the end

[92EEM]

Pretty much sums it all up

[Sega1544]

I think that was longer than 5 seconds xD

[UFWD2000]

0:18 lol

[jonnyjazz1]

mm'kay.....lol

[sam421kc]

boner isnt a curse word?

[Robocrat]

@sam421kc

But it's a potty word.

[SpiderFan23]

FUCK SHIT COCK ASS TITIES BONER BITCH MUFF PUSSY CUNT BUTTHOLE BARBARA STREISAND!!!!!

[SuperFlyingchipmunk]

titanics the best, mainly because its ACTUALLY 5 SECONDS! =@@@@@

[Aetheilas]

@SuperFlyingchipmunk

The Matrix is the best one. It's like, 2 seconds and sums the entire movie up.

[TheKaelkinator]

I enjoyed the 5 seconds of this video.

Wait... it's 26 seconds? That's a LIE on your part

[SilentYoda]

@TheKaelkinator It's a figure of speech. "Title of Movie" in 5 Seconds is practically a franchise. But I'm sure you're aware of this. Check out my Sixth Sense in 5 Seconds. It's pretty nifty.

[MajorHarvestMoonFan]

@SilentYoda hahaha

nifty is a funny word...

[gethsoftware]

@TheKaelkinator YOU LOOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!!

[TheKaelkinator]

@gethsoftware And it only took you one year to reply.

[llaammaann]

@gethsoftware

YOU LOSE!

GOOD DAY SIR, ALSO YOU MIGHT HAVE A SCREW LOOSE!

[xSkillzxable]

mecha streisand power gooooooo

[banloo29]

m-kay...

[Random90sKid]

B*RBARA STR*ISEND!!!!

[lloyde32]

Cartman used his special attack lol!

[Rockbitchmusic3]

This is 26 seconds

[marcusccoolwins]

@Rockbitchmusic3 yes it is 26seconds XD

[raywenalovy]

the counciller said they are cured but at the end he says all the things he donent want him to say

[chewbaccapasto]

...by that guy with a beard

[ThemanonlyknownasTom]

South park is funny but they raise problems over the smallest things. Once they went crazy when the internet went down. I bet they will think its the Apocalypse then they run out of milk! I would like to see them try to steal my idea!

[Syeal7]

They'r already working on it...

[ThemanonlyknownasTom]

Wha?? Oh God!

[Cupcake7879]

@brainpinky

My friend was in history class and she had a southpark ringtone that went off as the teacher was speaking!

Really funny stuff!

[llcooljoe123]

pretty much the entire south park movie in 5 seconds

[8TeamFriends8]

Happy New Year Everybody!

[yemanyaaa]

0:12 BUTT, SHIT, FUCK, PUSSY,COCK, ASS, BITCH, MOTHERFUCK, BUTTHOLE...BAARBARA STREISAND!!!!! hahaha LMFAO!!

[zman072football]

gayyyyyyyy

[StarFighters76]

0:12 - 0:18 wins with Cartman charged up and spinning around. That was awesome!

[zzixyca]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PingasGuy]

then why are you on a South Park video. Just asking

[jeffhuys]

Look at you, you got -8.

[ThePivotAdventures]

0:12 - 0:18 is gunna be my ring tone :3

[brainpinkey]

0;12-0:18 that would be bad if u have as ringtone and some idiot calls when ur at a : funeral,church,school,weddings and thanksgiving but it would be unny as hell if it dose

[shippox3]

that happy 2 me in skool i recorded it an forgot 2 put my phone on vibrate teacher laughed but then got in trouble because the assistant principle was in the room 2 tlking 2 us

[brainpinkey]

right on

[gareler]

lmao

[vShadowWARRIORv]

crap 1 of 5 !

[mikeyrox94]

you cant rip on south park.....you just cant do it

[Cabal777]

i concur. the thing is too funny

[ZangetsuVT390]

mmkaaay?

[Devilazzty]

20 sec fail ^^

[CreamDayFurry]

BARBARA STREISAND!!!!!!! LOL!!!!! Luv it :D Best movie ever. I never understood what cartman said at the end, but barbara streisand? Aahahahahahahaha!!!! LOL!!

[3JL33T]

pussy and tity were a word back then?

[Southparkateer2]

And by the way South Park's The best show ever made I love the way Trey Parker and Matt Stone manage to give voice to an entire cast of character's

And Eric is just genius

[Southparkateer2]

Please watch South Park's Barbara Streisand Tribute It's pretty rad..

[Silverfish315]

Fuck, Shit, Cunt, Ass, Titties, Boner, Bitch, Pussy, Cunthole...

BARBARA STREISAND!!!!!!! (boom)

[PyramidheadTPC55]

People are so angry when these videos aren't 5 seconds but I'm pretty sure they don't intend the movie to be exactly "5 seconds" but more a generalization which stands for a brief summery in a very short amount of time. SO EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT THAT IT IS NOT 5 SECONDS!!!

[Blelible]

nice...well,your still riping off TGWTG, but thats forgivable...I do it all the time :P

[pwner4444444]

i think it shuld be called south park in 20 seconds

[CrazyRsQuester]

MKAY

[GmodFTW123]

Its fun when Americans call me a cunt.

Aka: Halo300120 called me a "Britfag gay cunted asshole"

Translation for English: British homosexual Female gentaila'ed jerk.

Rember Americans the word Cunt in the UK and Canda means your looking for a punch

[HeavyMetalQueen999]

"South Park Movie In 5 " Its 26 seconds long dumb ass.

[Anonymos1011000]

its an expression dumb ass

[asskakakaka]

how come this video hasn't been taken off but mine has, anyway great vid.

[Kaare8p]

0:17 Fuck, shit, cock, ass,

titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt,

butthole, BARBRA STREISAND! XD

[TZHfan]

the word BARBRA STREISAND is worse then fuck

[StoneyEnd444]

LMAO

[xxnukezxx]

@Kaare8p mkay

[DeviledEgginator]

@Kaare8p How about you be original for once? Instead of quoting the video, say something else. Of course, since YouTube's community is naturally stupid, you get the highest rated comment. Go figure.

[Zabimaru1221]

@DeviledEgginator it's south park dude, you might as well ask family guy viewers to be "original" -___-

[yujonez74]

lol imagine a kid just running into a principals office hit the intercome button and say wat cartman said at 0:13 xD that would be fucking hilarious

[mcluigi117]

man, I wanna see this movie but Ive never seen it in a video store or on tv...

[mcluigi117]

20 seconds :P

[SouthParkPerson012]

yup that was mostly the movie!

haha i love that movie!

[ThePivotAdventures]

Imagine 0:13 - 0:19 happening in real life lololololololokioklolol

[ThePivotAdventures]

(_()(_

[queenbreezydontlaku]

dat was funy as heck

[Ale7it]

Epic Fail. It's 20 sec

[mcluigi117]

5 second movies dont mean they're EXACTLY 5 seconds, just short. Nobody seems to get this.

[Nozib]

Whats up with calling it 5 seconds when its almost half a minute tbh :P

[jonernest1]

FUCK, SHIT, COCK, ASS, TITTIES, BONER, BITCH, MUFF, PUSSY, CUNT, George bush i think lol BUTTHOLE, BARBARA STREISAND!!!

[dannybluenose95]

nope he doesnt say george bush haha sounds like it though

[mcluigi117]

Whats a muff? lol

[jonernest1]

a pussy

[bowlinwes300]

dude its been years and that whole barbara streizand shit still makes me laugh... thank you man wow LOL

[ClockWork82]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!­

[enokmalik]

it's not 5 Seconds it's 26 (_()(_

[jman040692]

BARBARA STREIZAND!

[malachy55]

lamo!

[AnimentalCosplayer]

HAHA, omg, so true! One of the best 5 second videos I've seen. lol

[Anonymos1011000]

what's the ''swearing'' that cartman's say 2 kill Saddam Hussein (0:11)?

P.S. Look carefully: When Cartman say's Bull (from bullshit), Kyle and Stan are smiling :)

Now you're cured, fuck.. NAH, Mr. Mackey doesn't swear, he says Now you're cured, m'kay?

[Phdhxtopoulos]

Cartman says: FUCK, SHIT, COCK, ASS, TITTIES, BONER, BITCH, MUFF, PUSSY, CUNT, BUTTHOLE, BARBARA STREISAND!!!!!!

[7410n0]

Barbra Streisand!

[TaylorLautnerILU]

ahahaha thats funny:P

xoxx...the comments.. i mean:P but the video is coool too :P

xox

[SilentYoda]

I have to say, these comments are quite interesting. Keep them coming. Glad we can stay on topic...

[vikk666]

And is "fucking homo" an insult? You're a homo sapien too, y'know. Unless you mean homosexual, in which case you're a moronic homophobe and the attempt at offense still fails, as i'm bisexual.

[chicagorilla93]

5 seconds? some one needs to learn math, specifically rounding like "south park in 30 seconds"

[vikk666]

It's not meant literally. If you listened to the guy that actually created the first of these, you'd realize that. Dumbshit.

[chicagorilla93]

sorry i dont listen to stupidity so i wouldnt know dumbass

[vikk666]

You don't listen to "stupidity", yet here you are watching a video derived from that "stupidity"...

[chicagorilla93]

your doing the same thing lmao. and keep sticking up for silentyoda like a fucking homo you dont even know him this is youtube get a fucking life you douche

[vikk666]

Actually, no i'm not. You see, I don't see it as stupidity. And i'm not sticking up for anybody. I'm only pointing our your stupid mistake. Also, that comment on my profile was very pathetic:

"wow after looking at your page i understand your a childish piece of shit, and a waste of my time... you need help"

And you call ME childish? Useless creature...

[FarkleFruggle123]

OK, break it up you two.

[vikk666]

Aw, but i'm having fun!

[7410n0]

lol no life chica

[wowbringer]

Mkay?

[H20Buffalo1]

Ha Matt Stone and Trey Parker dont even remember what the plot of the movie is

[someone6949]

Well I know wut it means but that's becuz i know a lot of things I probably shouldn't.

[commander672]

I cant believe that guy with the glasses didn't do this!

Great editing

Great scene choices

What the hell is up with kyle's mom?

[yanyanyanmmv]

any idea where to watch this movie online FREE?

[LordAztahoth]

xepisode . com

[LordAztahoth]

xepisodes . com

sorry

[firebushxxx]

hahha i saw this in theathers the day it came out with my dad..its so amazing..i cant wait to watch this with my kids

[yanyanyanmmv]

what episode is that when cartman does the babara streisand thing ? Please tell me!

[sebbing007]

No episode, because this video is about the MOVIE +.+

Read the title...

The movie is from 1999, why don't you know, if you're south park fan?

[Ale7it]

It's not an episode, it's the movie.

[Anonymos1011000]

yeah, it's a movie m'kay-ing dumb bun bich poo!

[skinzroolz]

its the movie and do americans say cunt cus i went over and this amercan twat started dissin me and i called him a cunt and he didnt no what it ment

[vexxole]

well i wouldn't know but in canada we dont use it but if you were called a cunt you'd know it was bad

[Skinner453]

LOL!

[explor9]

rofl @ cartman

[Jkcardthrower2]

Even though it was not 5 seconds, it was still pretty funny.

[Reppernopp]

hey, that wasn't five secs >:O

[hollywoodsevil707]

Barbera streisand!!!!

[pookeyfish]

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!! BRILLIANT 5/5 LOL

[rambov123]

lols :D

barbara streisand!

MAJOR LOLAGE!

[StormtheRebel]

yeah they're really cured

[UACDoomguy]

The Kyle's mom is a bitch song is a better summary.

[250lespaul]

one of the best ones not made by that guy with glasses lol

[chadder145]

Barber Strisen!

[StoneyEnd444]

Barbra Streisand..?

[GearsOfChainsaw]

Genius.

[Uber525i]

that wasn't 5 seconds

[TRADA122]

you're so fucking smart

[strikerk]

I am really getting fucking tired of your kind. Seriously. You're like some kind of fucking amoeba, just spreading across the internet.

LURK MOAR. Fucking christ where are my pills...?

[TRADA122]

tell me about it....

unless you were talking about me....

"good video but that wasn't 5 seconds"

"that's more than 5 seconds"

"man, it's not 5 seconds"

ridiculous......

[633sk8er633]

roflmfao

second favorite movie

1st is 300

[daxter3203]

fuck, shit, cock, ass, serious boner, bitch ,pussy ,cock ,buthole.... BARBARA STREISAND!!!

mmkay.

[daxter3203]

lol barbra streisand

[daxter3203]

hahahaah the cartman outburst startled me! i wasnt expecting it! hahaahahhaahhaahahahahahhaahah­

[NarfZort85]

Oh my god! This is so funny!

[Nithorias]

South Park FTW!

[camham26]

i love that movie

[yokomomochi]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAH

[Achw3l]

aahahhahaha that was clever :)

[Aquarius30]

5 seconds? bs

[cypriottiger]

barbra steisand! rotfl

[DUCKFREAKS]

hhahaha that totally sumarized the whole movie