Pete Holmes Stand Up Part 1

[Thefrickenator]

DONT GO TO YOUR HAPPY PLACE!!!!

[yeshua4givs]

"Hey, I've never told anybody but I'm adopted - BUUUULLSHIIIIT!" lmao..i've found a new favorite comedian!

[89reasons4steeze]

they never stopped laughing and neither did i haha

[smallz1721]

I think I've seen every Pete Holmes bit multiple times, and the "THIS IS REAL!" thing is potentially the funniest bit he's ever done.

[Drdontcare1]

he's great

[MrMadmenProductions]

THIS IS REAL!

[MrMadmenProductions]

The first minute and a half set up the entire show. "sheep skin condoms smell like cooking!"

[IAmSwashbuckle]

He looks like a guy who ended up on stage by mistake, he's such an awkward guy. but damn if he isn't my favorite comedian, he's so hilarious.

[drummer21060]

This guy was just on Conan! Sweet stuff.

[BuckwildWill]

that early 80's intro is just too much. jesus christ.. update that

[thisishowweviewit]

The guy in the audience with the goofy laugh is almost as entertaining.

[nastynate1229]

@thisishowweviewit Fuck that! That dickhole ruined the clip!

[SirDanOfHell]

"You didn't buy yourself furniture, you bought yourself a problem!" Happens to me everytime :)

[Narutoxhinatahugs]

"Did you ever see someone yawn with a scarf on? It's like their putting a curse on you! RWARRRRR"

I died. LMAO

[thatonetallfella]

i was obsessed with this bit like a year ago. then it only had like 400 or so views and i probably accounted for like 30 of them (but really). glad to see he's getting at least a little more popular. Pete Holmes. youre the man

[WonderCherrylious84]

I like when he did the bit on the word really lol he is so funny:)

[21brw]

THIS IS REAL!!! THIS IS HAPPENING DONT GO TO A HAPPY PLACE!! THIS IS REAL!!!

[AjBassIST6]

Damn! This was ate up!

[shuttledik]

My Ikea Couch is on at least 5 different TV shows. Some have hookers on them.

[zop57]

sheep skin condoms smells like cooking

[jkman10]

the intro sounds like someting from the 90s

[shuttledik]

@jkman10 70's, but who's counting?

[NowWhatVideosCo]

THIS IS REAL!

[zop57]

@NowWhatVideosCo sheep skin

[drphil7899]

2:52

Did he say  "Don't put this on youtube"?

Too late

[drivenbyboredom]

@drphil7899 The first thing he said to me as he came off stage was "put that on Youtube".

[360Rden]

the guilible thing is so true

[polishpunk911]

LOL the ikea dance

[TheBluebird23]

duuuude i love your stand up!

[CzechMate44]

lol 'don't put this on youtube'

[Heratio123]

" dont put this on youtube" LOL

[ThorZorZ]

Holy shit. Laughed the entire time. A true king amongst men.

[m0rphicS]

your symbol looks like a dick

[DearlyBelovedCECE]

@m0rphicS hahaha i said the same thing!!!

[h0w13r]

i think he might be an actor? i know ive seen him before college humor

[aireun]

he's on VH1 alot

[MrZackeriess]

OMG thee best comedian evar!

[funnyguy824]

.....ADD. loool

[stigmabuster22]

If laughter is medicine then by watching this guy I will never die.

[demetry13]

LOL "THIS IS REAL!!", i saw Pete Holmes on Collegehumor, my new fav. comedian

[Ashurakira]

same :) I can't get over "DILLIAN....you JUST....HAD....A BANANA!"

[AcidMittensStudious]

@Ashurakira O: !! thats my favorite joke ever!

[helpthesuisidal]

@AcidMittensStudious mee too i love the "beinga little kid" rant! GENIUS!

[WhatIsBJJ]

@demetry13 same here dude

[trulychloe]

well I hate

[ZeppelinFan122]

THIS IS REAL

[crunchycar]

driven by boredom: a triple testicled dick

[mjrussell20]

reminds me a lot of kyle cease

[dbbvlog]

maybe if pete was an aggressive douchebag.

[mysonnewow]

its true, hes still a newer comic (i think) and is figuring himself out lol

[unionmaster]

haha, ya, it's on youtube!

[hitoki1354]

lol i don't know what I'm talking about

[taikatshi]

driven by boredom XDXD

[Questpeace]

This man should be much more famous.

[xjosephoenix]

His ability to make funny shit up on the spot is uncanny. It's especially hilarious when even he becomes surprised at the words he begins to say.

I love pete holmes.

[Lilsk8er4222]

THIS IS REAL!!!

[luposlues]

"This is real!"

I couldn't stop laughing.

[vylinss]

hahaha the symbol in teh begining is the best........

[ashikkerib]

was there, loved it.

[EvanReinhard]

this was the best comedy performace i've ever seen live. its pretty damn sweet it's on youtube.

[LNxHC]

then i guess you dont know who zach galifianakis is