Shit Girls Don't Say

[marije666]

I say 50% of that shit on a regular basis ^^

[rawnation2627]

So this is how guys want us to act?!?!?

[cloudedbyagony]

@rawnation2627 YES.

[littlemissbellsxD]

"Nope, didn't cum" lmfao too funny!

[mha1john]

Hey buddy! Eyes down here!

Marring this chick.

[MrM5exy]

I'm a guy and i don't understand this video. The title is incorrect.

[ashyjedi]

I've said a bunch of these things... lol

and that bag part was stupid

[ScarLetSri]

I've said practically all of these things.

[preemz10314]

ima guy and i really dont get this video at all...

[ctsg2010]

Love the Georgia shirt!! Go Dawgs! Reppin my school haha

[Faesome]

I've said at least... 95% of these things.

[embalmingboy]

My girlfriend offers to go down on me when I had a bad day.

[MrManthalete]

I would marry this girl in a second

[IBNERD98]

Who would want to be a princess?

[lischen203]

Ryan Gosling? fuck yeah, anytime :D

[lulage1]

so shitty, thats just what guys want girls to say

[kleegomes]

i think i've said most of these things

[himynameisjustin6117]

hey buddy, eyes

DOWN HERE. lol

[Juicybabex95]

this sounds like me haha

[SuburbianKnights]

That awkward moment when you're a girl and you DO hate the notebook...

[vop08]

i would never fck Johnny Depp hit it on the mark aha ;) ...

[legofriends2]

thats my dream girl

[BabyTara69]

"we dont have sex enough" "seems like youve had a bad day, want me to go down on you?" i say that shit literally all the time and i still dont get appreciatd. men are fuckin weird.

[takingbackkatilsday]

Perfect woman.

[RENthaM0STreal]

she forgot, "Do you wanna put it in my butt?" Lol ...

[ninatronciu]

like if you noticed they filmed in a grave yard .

[LindsKStrong]

Love this!!! SOOOO funny!

[kiana13hallie]

They're not all in the same category...

[dj69918]

I don't get why women don't say this.

It would both of us happier.

[MrIjustwanacomment]

the title is misleading lol

[MissStoryTelling]

oh shit . . . . I actually say all that!!

[1313hao]

"Nope didn't come" hahahahaHAHA! love it.

[dancewithme67]

"fuck it, we don't need to ask for directions." yes. alllll the time. i'd rather just drive somewhere and get lost. it's way more fun.

[PleaseDontGoCryBaby]

"who would wanna be a princess?" real talk. :D

[iAmBeeAreEye]

I actually say A LOT of this lmao

[TheSweetKissez]

I've actually said dat LAST part 1:18 MANY times lmao 

[coasterMYtoaster09]

the only funny one 1:00 she should keep the bag on.

[AgnosticJesus]

@coasterMYtoaster09 really? she looks good.........

[SomeKidWithAGuitar1]

you don't say

[xmanxavier11]

The perfect woman. Except for the last one of course.

[AndresShreds]

here, you drive way better

[FlowFenris]

this is missing "yeah, let's try anal"

[6ArY9]

I will so fuck Danny de Vitto

[sofiaisrad]

i expected this to be funny... & it's really terribly idiotic.

[CanadaLongboard]

This should be called "Shit guys want girls to say"

[smexytbone]

@CanadaLongboard pretty much the same thing

[ruben987789]

I WANT THIS GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

[lizlizhappee]

funny, i've said a lot of those things.....

[Gizmo22441]

@lizlizhappee i dont know if that is a good or bad thing lol!

[zSniperGuyz]

"you don't know why I'm upset with you? well let me explain what's on my mind"

[shanshanaya]

I say so many things from this.

[Chloey0789]

Actually, at 1:06...I do say that..LOL

And I am all for @ 1:00...haha ;)

[leahnicole08]

XDDDD I love this.

[MegAnn724]

This is essentially "Shit Jenna Marbles Says".

[anooflow]

This is the only shit(..) say vid that i like. Good job!

[AlexTheGrace9]

Decatur!! awwyeaaa

[Janeelizful]

Lol xD

[twpv71093]

i say alot of these things!

[twpv71093]

i hate the notebook

[TheGossipPrincess1]

"I would never fuck Johnny Depp"- A part of her died inside.

[IrishFriendsFan]

you don't know why i'm upset with you, ok let me explain :L

and also

you are so right :D

[MyOtherUser17]

There's a lot of the things I said... oh well ..

[DaAbsolutDa]

I lost it at "I would never fuck johnny depp" 

[ayekaleah]

"nope, didn't cum" I've said that before lolol.

[DictatorsWay]

lol

[hotjaejoong]

Haha. I say some of those things. I'm pretty blunt and honest so I speak my mind.

[shopaholic71998]

Uh why are they in like a cemetery???

[goth1agw1omw]

Tehe, Danny DeVito.

[cottoncandyaddict]

I say ALL those things dangit!

[bigK5045]

@cottoncandyaddict ....aaaand you're probably ugly.

[cottoncandyaddict]

@bigK5045 Im not ugly. Im on the awkward-cute side. I find Johnny Depp very unattractive, he looks like a homeless man, and I STILL dont know the names of the Twilight people! Its cuz Im so busy stayin in the kitchen, makin sammiches and doin the woman's work.

[DrLamb13371]

And that is the last you will ever hear any of these words actually utterd from a womans mouth :(

[MyAniMovies]

funny - and Check Out Shit Feminists Say (Re Shit Male Chauvinist Pigs Say) now playing on MyAniMovies Channel...

[chill9610]

I'm gonna make a video called shit girls always say, and one one of the things is gonna be a girl saying "but I always say that" after watching this video.

[Emmie955]

aaahhh decatur represent!

[ettikwete]

very good.

[Adoldind]

hey, eyes, down here hahaaha

[HarleyQ]

LOL We did get a bigger TV... And a bigger PC monitor FOR TEH GAMIIIINNNGGG!!! =3

[19Anchored]

Well that was an unsettling account of internalized misogynist stereotyping...

[pandakissy]

Ryan gosling...no idea who that is *trolls to search*...oh...nah i really wouldn't fuck him :/.

:o I've said most of these stuff but im always right -.-

[dreamtobefamous1432]

Kate Middleton is not a princess! she is a DUCHESS!

[danidan2468]

Did u film this in city of Decatur???

[Thandiel3791]

I've said some of these things.. Does that make me an alien?!?!

[stephisurgirl]

is it bad that i have said some of these?

[TMNox08]

That was absolutely amazing!

[RaveNight]

Wait, wait, wait...I'm NOT suppose to be saying these things? Well fuck.

[MaRiAhxD100]

Actually... I say a lot of those things xD

[NotTrying2BePerfect]

I'm a straight girl and I have no idea who Ryan Gosling is?

[MrBlackheartxxx]

yeah babe, ill wash your car, let me slip into my bikini real quick. hahahahaha.

[banville21]

"Hey buddy, eyes down here" LMAO!!!

[TheBarbieGirl012345]

i say like half those things

[gigimc]

aww shame poor Danny lol actually I didn't know who the hell Adele was last year - a guy coworker & I were chatting on our in-house chat tool and he was all psysed that she would be performing somewhere in DC & I was like ohh yeahh! wow that's awesome... scrambling for google at the same time... no clue... she a'ight... lol and seriously that last one has to change -- time for us to get ours first ladies!

[iTzOnEsHoT]

All jokes aside, it felt so weird hearing her say "You're right!".

[MrBigMacReviews]

You forgot "I'm cheating on you"

[rockerxxchick307]

nope... didnt cum LOL

[blahhhhhhhhhhh101]

i dont think the words "I would never fuck Johnny depp will ever come out of my mouth, nor ryan gossling. I JUST CANT DO IT!!!!

[darcybardot]

"See it's so cute when he drinks so much."

[dogloverlilli]

this made my day just fyi!



[sidesXXX123]

I always say "you're right"...am i not a girl?

[Tispower]

"You don't know why I'm upset with you? Well let me explain..."

THIS. My mum learnt that in the first few years of marriage and now my parents have been happily married for 25+ years :) Man cannot read minds or simple body language!

[tigerheart21]

I love your fashion choices XD SUPER cute

[TheCamillejohnson68]

was se stirring water lmao!

[AkiiRyuuha]

Gasp! Blasphemy! EVERYONE WOULD FUCK JOHNNY DEPP!

[Madamemae002]

@AkiiRyuuha LOL!! Thats why its in the "Shit girls Don't Say" cuz NO ONE would ever say that!

[TheSmartSheep]

I'm a girl, and "The Notebook" made me gag. I rather play video games...

[psychoticbishoujou]

@TheSmartSheep I haven't read "The Notebook",but seeing as to how it's romance,I'm probably allergic to it.

[ElectraAndromeda]

Lmao @ nope didn't cum

[sapphireb23]

Well, I actually do say some of these things... Like the feelings crap xD

[TheMissVics]

nope, didn't cum

[sipam87]

I say some of this things o_O

[TheGossipPrincess1]

"hey buddy, eyes down here"- best part

[SnowWhiteAlbinoAss]

LOL ! I'ev said a lot of that shit especially .. "nope, I didn't cum. " Day made.

[LeopardoftheUniverse]

I've said so many of these things.

sooooo maaaany.

Mostly the princess thing.

[JoePoeLoeSoe]

Let me explain what's on my mind

SO TRUE HAHAHA.

[Hollyclown]

i call bullshit. some girls would love threesomes

[MissBakaOtaku]

1:05 ive said that many times to my bfs lol

[Pit0030]

um hello? lol thats wat i always say :P

[DrAwesome51]

"Hey buddy! Eye's down here!" Hahahaha

[Kuroppi1205]

i've said some of thoes things :o

[whiteNigggah]

D- Perfect Girl. damn.

[xsavedkt]

@whiteNigggah Well.. sorry no girl will every say this shit.

[krazzykta]

check out her tits lol hahahha

[SocailQueen]

"Hey buddy, eyes, down here!" lol

[ThisisIle]

"Oh, didn't come" hahahahahahaha It happens!!

[Islandershy]

questioning my gender o.0

[MJsPussyCat]

I've actually said one or two of these things...lol.

[BobbyBoyMini]

lol the girl in this vid is perfect

[mavrick1101]

hahahahhhahahah paper bag was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone should try it on their girlfiend their reactions are priceless just be wared some might start to swing at you lol

[samantha8904]

if more biddies wore paper bags on their head, there would be more getting fucked hahah

[dunnowy123]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHY I'M MAD??! Okay, let me explain what's on my mind.

Oh, how I wish that would happen...

[anniedelaney1989]

strangely enough i've said most of these things...

[djsecrets1]

Like wasting time? Watch my "Shit guys say when they live in their mothers basement"

Click my channel

[humancondition28]

I have actually offered a blow job when he's had a bad day. But that's the only thing...

[Macunator]

"He is so cute when he drinks so much"!!

[TheMykcal]

"I would SO fuck Danny DeVitto." What the fuck?!

[thescarletsilence]

I can only agree 3/4 with this.

[sandiegorickk]

Nice "Less Than Jake" shirt.



[DDprincessa]

i say all these things out loud...

[stickitupgirl123]

:48 shes in a graveyard...?

[emmeeemm]

Lost it at "What's the name of that vampire guy in Twilight?"

[jmon1020]

Hahahah. Sooooooo funny I love it

[aaaaddddaaa]

"I would just never fuck Ryan Goslin"

A piece of her died right then.

[FinnDude456]

ok so now i know girls dont want threesomes

[lovablejuju]

It's funny how a lot of girls are claiming to say these things.

[SodaPopElectric]

oh. i guess im not a girl? cause i say like..90% of this shit.

[blakehubbard757]

who paid her to say this?

[AlisonKachnoskie]

kinda looks like jenna marbles...

[littlemuirmaid]

ah her mouth bothers me. but what comes out of it isn't so bad

[xxNinschixx]

LMFAO finally a good one!!! Havent seen any new good "shit (...) say" in a while!!

[WarDaVicious]

Straight guy, and I would fuck Ryan Gosling

[klasomentas]

@WarDaVicious Not-so-straight guy.

[WarDaVicious]

@klasomentas lol i knew somethin like that was comin

[Fitchgirl13]

I actually say 97% of this shit to my boyfriend haha..

[johnlbirch]

"You don't know why I'm upset... let me explain what's on my mind" OMG yes!!! Forget all the rest, but make women say that PLEASE!

[SodaPopElectric]

@johnlbirch i do :c and people say i'm to open

[iAurora]

i don't know what's she's talking about... I say that shit all the time ;)

[joef242424]

I've had girls ask if I want them do go down on me.

[LoveMyUnusual]

Ha, this is cool :D

I do tell my bf how I feel

[Tarzipan58]

@NFM1337 Well obviously they're going to use stereotypes if the idea of the video is to point out stereotypical things girls say (or don't say). If they didn't use stereotypes and just targeted a certain group of girls, more people would be offended. So, no, you're not too smart for this, you just can't take a joke

[MrdotIsaac]

Must.Find.Women.Like.This.

[liarosalia1]

"i would never fuck johnny depp" of course we don't say that! lol

[smokingmirrorz]

"YOU'RE RIGHT"!

[Magician12345]

shit men dont say: why didnt you leave the toilet seat up! DX

[mundabi]

this is the perfect woman...

[CloudPrincess111]

Ahaha yea... yes... YES... haha yeah that's right I'd never say that "I would never fuck Johnny Depp" NO