Puscifer - "Queen B" Puscifer Entertainment

[lordseshomaru86]

32 bitches got no thicknuss

[gottrauchs]

Anyone that ever played chess in elementary school against an older sibling/classmate, saw that 4 move checkmate coming.

[kottnmouthkween]

maynard went off the deep end when he decided to sell his records..anyone hear Hooker with a penis by Tool..? maynard could give two fucks less what anyone thinks about his music. he does it for himself..its his outlet...just like listening to tool or whatever you all listen to is our own outlets. from tool to a perfect circle to puscifer maynard will always have crazy lyrics and music videos. <3

[xxxYouTunesxxx]

Ok..Maynard James Keenan has officially gone off the deep end

[HalfFact]

i guess life isn't as complicated as we would all like to think.

[KylieLautner]

stupid shit

[gastronome1]

FUCKING A MAN.......

[mdl397]

ummm....what?



[thatmidevilguy]

Sounds to me "This lady gaga big nose, can i get a witness..this lady gaga big nose...can i get a hellya!" lol

[TheHarshKarma]

grab those saddlebags and toss um over me

[TheHarshKarma]

A Fricken MEN

[nishy100]

The only reason someone could be disappointed with this is they were expecting a Tool song where the lyrics are written with metaphors within metaphors.

Puscifer is nothing like Tool, though still great, just in different ways.

[Kagenogunda]

That has to by far be one of the worst fucking songs I've ever heard. "can i get a witneaaas" wtf? he sounds like buffalo bill from The silence of the lambs. Fuck Manyard, guys a doucher. 

[Iceheart316]

Was this music video made in Gmod?

[DisforDubby]

@Iceheart316 Meats Meir made the music video for Maynard and is pretty much his visual artist and photographer for his shows ans stuff. Meats is also a Maya 3D master and amazing artist. Lucky guy...

[toolhead661]

he can do wat he wants it still sounds good !!!!!

[DisforDubby]

Sometimes I just laugh at the fact that the same guy who wrote Lateralus and Schism, also wrote Queen B... "I know the pieces fit, cuz I watched them---THIS LADY GOT THA THICKNESS!! CAN I GET A WITNESS!!"

[mcsuzzer]

@DisforDubby LOL you made my night, thank you.

[DisforDubby]

@mcsuzzer I'm glad I made someone laugh with that thought. No-one can contain Maynard, not even Maynard.

[Conqlusion19]

@DisforDubby Embracing you, this reality here,

This one, this form I hold now, so this lady got tha thickness!!! can i get a witness!!

[DisforDubby]

@Conqlusion19 "clutch it like a cornerstone, other wise it all comes down... justify denials and grip them till the lonesome----BOOTY BETTY THICKALICIOUS, SHAKIN LIKE SHE'S FEARLESS.."

[IdiotsForSale]

I like it. The drums are so cool

[Krzychu9802]

Ta piosenka wibruje w głowie mej

[Chameleonizer]

1:29 Maynard's voice <3

[MiniViper666]

V is for Vagina :D

[atma86]

I love this music video O.o

[FreeFlowingJuices]

Stop hating guys, this is a SEX song... nothing else, it even sounds like two people having sex in slow motion, with a mix of old school chilly peppers and porn music on the background.

it's like MrRgn77 said (good for you you lucky bastard, I'm jealous!)

[MrRgn77]

Fuck it.. I like it! If your gonna do something different, its gotta be different! Take Trent ie.

Its music for your missus to lapdance to, like mine did last night! Cheers Mr M, I had a great night ;) !

Peace and love X

[pinkfloyd873]

Sorry Maynard, I just don't really... get it...

[andyperkins99]

V for God awful

[FreeFlowingJuices]

@andyperkins99 that doesn't even have a V!

That was SO funny...

[andyperkins99]

on second thought this might be maynard's wine commercial

[andyperkins99]

shit is awful... maynard stop doing everything not related to tool 

[Boomoutgothelights]

@andyperkins99 troll

[shawn09lp]

I love Maynard and all but this was an absolute abortion.

[creativenameisnotava]

If anyone other than Maynard had made this, it would've been dismissed as shit immediately. Because it is.

[TravenV]

Different, but I have to say I love it because Maynard, and band do it for the music. Not for the pop crowd. And it's clearly Metaphorical.

[Conqlusion19]

my lovely lady got the thickness yesterday :D can i get a hell yeah now? :)

[GurtMcDirt]

The puppet at the end is clearly for Obama. "Queen Bee" looks alien and resembles the reptilian conspiracy theory. I guess the chess board would represent the war/game in that conspiracy. Is Maynard the gimp king being conquered?

[khr1skorn3]

@GurtMcDirt

Clearly or just random.... whats your reasoning behind it?

[GurtMcDirt]

@khr1skorn3 Yeah, it is random. Well, Maynard's into conspiracy theories. It just seems like there's more to his videos. But maybe I've been smoking too much dmt while listening to this album, hah!

[GurtMcDirt]

@khr1skorn3 Then again, it could just be a reference to getting intoxicated and noticing patterns/synching up. Maynard might just notice the trends of thought in psychedelic culture and the fascination with the end days prophecies to grab some chips but never show his cards.

[HailChaos]

@GurtMcDirt

Wow, you do relize this song came out long before Obama was elected to office?

My god, it's like my life consists of correcting delusional idiots...

[nukebacon876]

this video is fucking funny!

[somedoing]

Who interupts a music video 15 second into the song! Damn you Vevo!

[killemo213]

can iget a hell yeah?

[Boomoutgothelights]

Is it just me or does this sound like a different version of the song?

[missynessrules]

this lady got a thickner an i get a wickner this lady got a thikner can i get a hell ya

[mongoose00000821]

Weirdest video ive ever seen

[muckbringer]

thats no alien, it is god...no its an alien!!!engage~~~

[TakeOpal]

I love the song, but everything visually related with this band (videos and album art) are horrible and stupid as fuck.

[corey22294]

WTF DID I JUST WATCH

[a1201h]

Maynard has tiger blood and Adonis' DNA...WINNER!

[Boomoutgothelights]

@a1201h  If he has tiger blood then he must have tiger DNA...

[JesusTerminator]

I wonder if danny and maynard ever have arguments like "my side projects are better than yours".

[J0Fernando]

can i get a hell yea!!

[HeyEatMyShit]

checkerboard. one eye. many symbolisms to satan... wake up its coming... feed satan your souls

[TeknikalyRite]

@HeyEatMyShit Gobble up more of that dogmatic bullshit and choke on it, you fucking end of the world freaks pop up every goddamn year. Anyone else remember when the media was claiming Y2K was going to be a nuclear holocaust? You 2012 fucks are the same shit, different year.

[H666]

@HeyEatMyShit Satan's welcome to mine. 

[HeyEatMyShit]

@H666 have fun in the PIT when you die.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! CAN I GET A HELL YA? go to bed

[H666]

@HeyEatMyShit I'll be fine. Worry about your own.... whatever.

[LINKdrkguy]

@HeyEatMyShit hell? whats that... oh shit ure christian.HAHAHAH.. u believe in the toothfairy too?, notice i didnt say santa claus? he existed =].

[St3V3n4D]

@LINKdrkguy dog i think he be satanic. im kinda reading a joy behind satan devouring his soul

[LINKdrkguy]

@St3V3n4D satan can suck my cock or i can suck his, id like to devour some soul tough.

[Boomoutgothelights]

@LINKdrkguy  Dummy

[Dudeonline123]

@LINKdrkguy Your totally going against one of Maynards Philosophies, so...you know, don't listen to his music if your going to live a life against it.

[william073071]

Wicked video.....Gotta love Maynard.



[offdutyjie]

Wow, this is such an odd twist to Maynard. Its amazing that such an artist can travel this far into music and mess around with the sounds and do it so artistically.

Nice touch to the man we call Maynard. =D

[sikkmage81]

People I need ideas for a collaberative tattoo of Maynard Keenan's bands (The female devil, Tool icon, and APc icon) =D message me with ideas. HAIL MAYNARD <3

[sedonasoulmates]

@sikkmage81 have the Puscifer creature wearing tool glasses(with her eyes looking through the o's) and her nipples are the perfect circle symbols.

[sikkmage81]

@sedonasoulmates :o Thanks! I'll draw it up

[BlackGanth]

dude this is such a cool video!

[HaloOnlineVideos]

weird

[606revo]

puscifer suck so much tool ftw 

[BrandonTsia]

@606revo Ssshhhhh

[LOOTbackwords]

@606revo blasphemy

[marshtn]

@606revo You must be one of those Justin Bieber fans huh? -shakes head and goes back to watching and enjoying the video-

[cocolilly1996]

Can i get a hell yeah?

[Tyrannabudz]

@cocolilly1996 HELL YEAH!

[badiboumboumboum]

The best part is at 4:05. XD

[JerryPRHS]

This may be the most interesting video I've ever seen.

[ydderf76]

if Maynard farts, i would click like too...

[Lynska1]

@ydderf76 LOL me too hahaha

[27hotlips]

@laurarenea how can you say you remotely hated this song?? This song makes me want to get up and dance every time I hear it. I do have to agree with you that Maynard has the greatest voice on the planet.

[laurarenea]

I hated this song at first, but it grows on you. Amazing harmony at the end, Maynard has the greatest voice on the planet.

[surdert123]

The new video game..

[EgyptOverseer]

I can only lust at a future collaboration between Maynard and Bjork.

[GaeaRage]

Can we please stop douchebag fighting and get to the matter at hand?

I could really use a nice, plump BBW myself right now.

[ChayDawg64]

cann I getta "whoa-uh-wit-hell-ness-yea-oh-­whoa-oh"?

[Davroz71]

pity they only got the audio level right for the add...........

[maynardfangirl]

It's ani-Maynard! XDDDDD

[argonauths]

years ago keenan with TOOL made HUSH, and his career with APC and puscifer is expressed by those lyrics... i totally agree with

Ineedwords1121

[Dizzydogproductons]

I wish Puscifier bought out their own chess set like this one. That would be awesome =D

[Hausch13]

YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING FANATICS , THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GREAT , AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT BECOUSE TOOL IS MY FAVOURITE BAND , I ACTUALLY CONSIDER HIM A GENIOUS BECOUSE HE IS A VERY BROAD PERSON MUSICALLY SPEAKING , AND THIS SHOWS YOU THAT, HE IS JUST GENIOUS , THIS IS AVANTGARDE DANCE POP WITH LITTLE BITS OF INDUSTRIAL MAYNARDISM, JUST AMAZING. AND HE DID NOT HAVE TO FUCK TOOL UP TO MAKE THIS HE JUST DOES NOT MIX, AND THAT'S GREAT

[danfrost313]

@Hausch13 Nothing is pop about this. Pop stands for 'Popular music' and this would never be seen on Top of the Fuckin' Pops or some shit. You're putting a label on something which need no label. Just enjoy the music, stop thinking about things so much.

[watercrymoon]

strange video but i like it;)

[slipknotnorm]

haha nice.. would you guys play chess if your pieces were dancing around and stuff like that

[FishThatDrown]

@slipknotnorm If my Queen had tits like that, damn... would I ever!

[humblenerd147]

so real soon maynard is just going to pump out something from tool that is just totally retarded, seriously, and all his die hard fans are just going to freak out and say its gold, seriously, puppets, all of you, you dont need to love EVERYTHING, really, ok?

[Toolfan35]

@humblenerd147 you must be stupid to say what you said. For one maynard doesnt just pump out music like all the other bands out there (your porlly a nickelback fan) maynard actually takes his time and puts all his heart and soul into his music. ssooooo you can shut the fuck up. puppets???? really?? do the earth a favor and hang your self.

[sheadong]

@Toolfan35 Holy shit Nickelback suck so much. That is all I have to contribute.

[danfrost313]

@humblenerd147 Obvious Troll is Obvious. And fucking stupid.

[maynardfangirl]

@humblenerd147 He'd do that for a joke. XD

And some Tool fans, like fans of anything else, enjoy a broad range of music. Which Maynard puts out.

[cr1ticaLfaiL]

Hell yeah!

[Rockyzach88]

lol wtf what a weird video

[Prottoy959]

Tool fans that call this sellout needs to listen to their favourite band's song from the Album Aenima called "Hooker with a Penis". Maynard is incapable of writing bad songs. Fact.

[LesterLtd]

balloonheaded Maynard @ 3:20 <3

Meier is awesome ^^

[UnfoldingWings]

the little maynard chess pieces <3

[killerkombat428]

this was in experiment people this was like his mind trading cooking recipes

[Tox23Gbrl]

xavier renegade angel

[kescon]

i think im in love with this art

[HueyPJewton]

I like chess. Check.

[hamagal10]

@dragonette420. Who is she?

[AceTheSly2]

This shit is honestly pretty scary...liked the very end ending also...haha nice lol!

[humblenerd147]

ha ha ha this is so weird, thought the song was great but what does this video even mean? lol

[hamagal10]

Does Maynard like Japanese? This Asian lady in this video? I heard some Japanese in the song "Dozo", too. Dozo is Japanese also

[elcompafaby11]

pOr Que hacer estO?

tOol Era lO MejOr!!!

nO vOlvera?

[erzmagus]

Total geil



[Asstricks]

I dunno why everyone's so upset? This is exactly what people should expect from maynard all the time! THe dude's a fuckin' musical genious and a pioneer in the industry, he can do whatever the fuck he wants and he honestly doesn't give a fuck about what ANYONE says because no one understands his method to madness but him, and that's all he needs!

[ChayDawg64]

anyone know how to hide the comments on youtube? used to be able to do it....

[Ineedwords1121]

@ChayDawg64 Don't scroll too far down... ;)

[ChayDawg64]

@Ineedwords1121 LoL. i guess thats the only way.

[chipzism]

dude man! wtf?its maynard! he can do whatever the fuck he wants!

[TheGeoyoyo]

great song! i loves it :D

[justafishinabubble]

I digg it.

I sure as hell couldn't make animations like that, good work!

[1leArch]

AGHH and all the comments removed are me mistyping something, i dont kno how to use youtube that well,anyways i feel like I shud explain myself and make things rite,last time I watched this my spekers were fuked up and i cudnt hear some realy important and cool parts on certain songs but after crying from all of the HARSH responses i got I watched this over agen and the song is actualy prety cool but im not going to lie I still hate the video, the computer animation makes it lame

[1leArch]

haahaa reading over what i sed before yeah that was prety lame, and the people all freking out from wat i sed caling me a dictator and along those lines I admit UR RIGHT I was being an ass fuck, especially by stating to listen to justice or the beatles insted of this, obviously theres milions of great artists and everyone is going to like difrent things

[kcaz132]

wtf... awesome though

[dragonette420]

I know who the chick in the white is! ;)

[drkmonkey7]

First song listened to by puscifer, any better songs with more complex meanings by this band because maynards in it so it has to be so.

[palbo4]

good song...but what the hell's with the vid?

[ChayDawg64]

kinda ... tribal.... native, maybe...

[Doomhead22]

I want a chess set that dances

[faen5863]

umm...

the fuck?

[appleballcar]

@ 1leArch comment below. Personal taste is one thing, but to go on like you did really illustrates massive cultural ineptitude and wildly missing the point. There is of course a brilliant irony in this song, it's delivery and very appropriately, in the video. I love the Beatles, but if you are going to name check great artists of yore, perhaps you should look at Peter Gabriel and this great track/video might make sense. That's certainly where I feel it is coming from.

[ledzeprocks21]

@GreenEarBuds killer, tell me more

[1leArch]

worst fucking video and song ive ever experienced in my life nothing can fucking explain or justify what the fuck this has done/attempted to do, or repair the damage its done to distort enjoyable things of life, why the fuck wud whoever made this do what they did when people have the ability to make actually good things, im sorry to to anyone who likes this TERRIBLE TASTTE song was the worst thing ever video was RIDICULOUSLY LAMEspend ur time listening to JUSTICE, BEATLES or something worthwile

[manwithplan61]

@1leArch you mad bro?

[chokedonpride]

@1leArch beatles? really?

[1leArch]

@chokedonpride yea

[raramesis]

@1leArch  Then dont listen to it.....DUH!!!!!

[greyone308]

@1leArch hehehehe....beatles.....hahaha­hahahaha. omg. You have damaged ears.....and eyes.....you should sue puscifer.

personally I think its brilliant, and you are mental.

(wud? TASTTE? ur? worthwile?) Thanks for the laugh today.

[1leArch]

@greyone308 wow thats definitely fucking hilarious as hell that I didnt spell words corectly, u have great taste in humor and music videos, im fucking disgusted that i contributed anything to you, I admit what I sed was stupid as fuck but i still think ur worthless man "(wud? TASTTE? ur? worthwile?)" FUCCKKK thats so fucking funny dude goddamn every1 knows every sentence typed into a computer shud have perfect grammar! dude ur a living piece of shit

[greyone308]

@1leArch wow im a living piece of shit because you insulted everyone here, and I laughed about it. I wasn't trying to be funny, I was laughing at you and your unnecessary anger. You may want to seek professional help, Or just grow up....If you can understand what those words mean.

[1leArch]

@greyone308 ok im sory i forgot my youtube commenting manners, of course one must always type completely correctly and remain polite to everyone, and man i admit i evn think wat i sed was prety funy cus of how long i went on abt it but just as much as my saying all that shit was unnecessary of course it was so necessary to point out how hilarious liking the beatles and my grammar mistakes are, man im not too old but i dont want to "grow up" into someone with a pole up ur ass like u

[ledzeprocks21]

@1leArch so, you're telling us that you spent 4:20 of your time watching this whole video, despite being in pain from how much you hated every aspect of it, and then decided to write a semi- elaborate comment about how everybody who likes this has no taste in music or video, making you the king of the world who can dictate over what's acceptable in music and video and what's not? please, do spare yourself some pain, for everyones' sake.

[1leArch]

@ledzeprocks21 yea i did man cus someone recomended me to watch it and I was really trying to find something to like abt it or understand how someone can enjoy it,and i admit wat I sed was stupid as fuck cus obviously theres probably so many I artists I dont evn kno abt that make amazing music,and maybe im the one with the bad taste,becus some music I dont like may be what someone else lives for.So ur rite that was lame as hell wat i sed,i dont wana disagree with a led Zeppelin fan i love them

[ledzeprocks21]

@1leArch hahaha Alright man it's all good

[TheFlourishingFlower]

this video is fuckn crazyyyyyy ! verry good i love ittttttttttttttttttttt

[theworldendsfriday]

hell ya

[Doomhead22]

Trippy shit

[dravenMstone]

Yo MEATZ, you gonna make a vidja game outta dis or what!?

[CaptainComposte]

there should've been more funny chess stuff than stupid dancing, the animation kinda sucks too

but whatever, the damn albums called V for Vagina, I guess that give them a free pass to make mediocre stuff... still kinda fun to watch though

[MichaelDamoulianos]

lmao Maynard is in like 8764874 different worlds man

[dudelikesWoW]

@MichaelDamoulianos I certainly think he's in more worlds than that...

[dutchiedrown]

this is amazing

[SeduceMeBlind]

i think, hes testing how far he can go and have people still say hes a creative genius......well i personallly still think he is......a little fucked, but i wouldnt expect anything less than fucked up from maynard...

[judoz420]

What the hell is going on am i high on mushrooms

[emptyhighways]

So this is what playing chess is like after drinking Maynard's wine?

[SeduceMeBlind]

@emptyhighways hahaha yes..... if so, i want some....

[Xshiiitbag1222X]

Stupid jung shit.

[Xshiiitbag1222X]

This is jung.

[lovebichix]

this video make me want to play shaowrun..

anybody else?

[lovebichix]

@lovebichix

er, shadowrun.

proof read fail.

[ConsideringPhlebas]

What ABSOLUTE TRASH!

Hehe, just kidding, it's awesome. :D

[LameBox]

wow, lol, all the comments that people are trying to get poitns across as if someone's going to really give a shit and/or they will make any diference through a youtube video