SASSY GAY FRIEND: FOUL LANGUAGE

[CrescendoCrimson]

At least you can dribble the ball this time unlike the attempts at the baseball bat

[theboxmobile2007]

These are awesome! I almost like them more than the regular SGF videos

[funfunfunsun89]

FTS stands for fuck the soda

[rowelle]

I miss these :( I like these better than the videos in where he tries to help helpless broads. I love it when he goes out on the streets and talks to strangers. These are great. Please do more!

[charle720]

Based on the first five seconds, isn't this encouraging foul language?

[BRUTUALTRUTH]

Fantastic xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[jepsl93]

After watching this video I am now certain that all gay guys in highschool run cross country to say they've done a sport...

[maddietaylortv]

I want more!!!!!!

[Butterfunky7]

Is he honey badger guy?

[VooDooXII]

I WANT HIS COAT!

[Theredheadmaniac]

"flip-it-tip-it-sip-it... you stupid betches"..."betches!"

[yuichituba]

i hate MIO

[TsukiNaito1]

:52 car alarm? Lol

[Magoo1502]

What is that obese woman doing in the background at 0:32 ?

[shadowmane55]

this guy is my favourite homo ever lol... so damn funny!

[CriminalMind1212]

We ran from our feelings!

[Allahanna1]

You know what? I don't mind that he's sold out to MiO. Gotta make a living somehow.

[cgreen4900]

It's not a competition....

But I'm Taller.

[VeronicaSabrinaMars]

I think we're playing 4 square.?!

[Kiahmu15]

Don't drink MiO it contains Propylene Glycol the same ingredient in antifreeze, Tire sealant

Rubber cleaner, De-icer, Stain removers, Fabric softener, De greaser,Paint Adhesive

Wallpaper stripper.Please research it before drinking.Propylene glycol has properties similar to those of highly toxic ethylene glycol an organic compound widely used as an auto antifreeze.In its pure form, it is an odorless, colorless, syrupy, sweet-tasting liquid.Can cause death when consumed.

[unasianazn]

@Kiahmu15 "The acute oral toxicity of propylene glycol is very low, and large quantities are required to cause perceptible health damage in humans" .... "It would be nearly impossible to reach toxic levels by consuming foods or supplements, which contain at most 1 g/kg of PG. Cases of propylene glycol poisoning are usually related to either inappropriate intravenous administration or accidental ingestion of large quantities by children."

~ Wikipedia. Do some research first?

[BonkFreakinEnergy]

YOUR STUPID! YOUR STUPID! YOUR STUPID! YOUR STUPID!

[4FinnickOdair]

@BonkFreakinEnergy *you're. So I think that would make you the stupid one.

[Brennan75]

...I run cross country...is this a gay thing? Damn it, or maybe that's a yay? Though I run varsity so stereotype breaking!

[bichonfrise2121]

@Brennan75 gay guy from project runway ran cross country too. I guess its a gay thing! ;)

[SpEEdHackEr101]

Why is this so addictive?!!

[Sweetumsh]

Personalised liquid enhancer, ooh that sounds dirty

[sizzelsam]

Where can you buy blue mio all I can find is yellow red and purple

[Chacha5678]

sooo much shrimp cocktail

[violavirtuoso17]

'it's time to talk about basketball! O.o' lol jk sports...

[MrTailsprower7]

what does this have to do with foul language XD

[girlbubble7991]

0:46 that basket ball is a stupid, stupid, stupid bich

[l3onusLife]

but...I run high school cross country

[GothicQueenie]

@l3onusLife You ran from your feelings....

[vbenadiba]

He needs his own show. ASAP.

[MasterofrandomAlex]

Dude 6'5? Your fucking huge!

[SapphireJesse08]

0:54 the gays trying to play basketball is the cutest thing in the world.

[animegrl5]

pause for epic face 0:16

[LunaKeaton]

mio is good

[grrrr17]

This guy is very creative on-the-spot, no?

[dareJoelle]

@ILOVEMILLY143 shut your face. no one cares

[ryanonfire]

We need bloopers!

[Cheyral]

So I take it Sassy Gay Friend thinks we like bananas?

[diamondgryphon]

WHY IS HE SO CUTE?!?!

[HurtMeSoul108]

Bbbbeytches! Beytches. Hahaha

[khozey12441]

Im the guy who honked the horn at him!

[exitpathraj]

@khozey12441 rlly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KSS998]

Why do people look at me weird when I'm playing basketball and go, " Your stupid, your stupid, your stupid, your stupid!"?....

[divita711]

lmao at "we ran from our feelings"

[saxamaphoneguy1]

@divita711 It's true! I'm gay and used to run cross country!

[Nehmi]

@saxamaphoneguy1 I'm gay and so did I.

[sassysharay]

you're stewpid, you're stewpid, you're stewpid, you're stewpid!

[WiggleTick]

@eighmeekins Nice Try. I've Actually met him at a Comi con and he says he isnt gay. Also this isn't his channel. This is a Sketch Channel he's on...As Sassy Gay friend. Get your Facts right. Again, Nice try but he's not gay. Hes an Actor. Good bye!

[crayauchtin]

@WiggleTick Nice try but there's a video about in this channel and he's not playing the Sassy Gay Friend in it, he's playing himself. You should watch it, it's really good. Thanks for playing.

[WiggleTick]

@crayauchtin Lol Again it's really hard to believe you when your lying. He Said he's not gay so who do you think I'm going to believe. Nice try but Again...It's not happening. Sorry.

[Sagaxful]

@crayauchtin Don't feed the trolls.

@WiggleTick GTFO, troll. Stupid bitch.

[crayauchtin]

@Sagaxful It's so hard though, because they're kind of scrawny and I think they need to be fattened up. :P But you're right, I shouldn't.

[WiggleTick]

@lamadussa No. He is Not. There is an Interview with him and he says that people take things too seriously. He is not Gay and He says he is just an actor.

The interview comming has nothing to do with "Him" but with "Sassy Gay Friend."

It has nothing to do with the real Guy. Honestly Chill out

[eighmeekins]

@WiggleTick Actually, there is a video on his channel that he made for the "It Gets Better" campaign. He talks about coming out and his first date with a guy and about how he wishes he knew how great his life would be back in high school.

[lamaddussa]

i'll never buy or drink that chemical poison no matter how many times you whore yourself out for it, stupid bitch.

[cleanky]

I am such a stupid bitch i just put a drop of MiO in my water thanks Sassy Gay Friend!!

[twigagawizard]

You stupid bitches! ... BITCHES!

[thsshowofstuff]

Watched this while drinking my MiO'd water. No joke.

[thepercussionistME]

I liked how he said "bitches" "Bietches" at the end.

[Jessev1968]

Second City should come back to the U of M twin cities! You guys were the SHIT! I can't believe I just realized I could find shit on YouTube Channels! Thanks for posting so many skits online!

[legalglitz]

I love the Sassy Gay Friend...

[WiggleTick]

Lol He was cracking up! BTW HE'S NOT GAY!

[lamaddussa]

@WiggleTick

yes he is. there's an interview where he talks about coming out.

[GaGaCrazy11]

The guy at :22 is really hot.

[macdaddyfuzzy]

0:47 that basketball is a stupid bitch

[Brennna]

No MiO in the UK you big srupid gay screaming bitch. Love ya!

[westendkisa1]

gays playing bb...amazing

[plopthurston]

stupid beiotch



[MICHELLY1395]

omg ur tallll lols

[k3ngarbage]

0:13 HOT Sassy gay friend !

[MustBeTheLeprosy]

I fucking hate MiO. But.....Sassy gay friend said so...

[Lulushification]

we ran from our feelings!

[jeffsandychelsea]

Flipittipitsipit you styupid bitches! Byitches! LOLOLOL

[pianopro101]

This was GREAT! :) haha.

[boxyman6]

"you don't wanna go too far"

"are you sure?"

SASSY GAY FRIEND!

[SonNuriko]

Dear Sassy Gay Friend,

Wow you're tall!!! XD

Sincerely,

This stupid biatch XD

[myY2Kworld]

98 people disliked this video. that would have been avoided if they had a sassy gay friend

[jackocelot22]

I wasnt aware that crouss country was a gay sport

[GeishaMisha]

I LOVE how he says bitches at the end... :D

[13blackandwhiteroses]

Sassy Gay Friend, I love you.

[fuzzheadwriter]

This guy needs to get a separate channel, because the rest of this channel's content sucks.

[funkybass900]

That was Ryan Swayze at 0:35

[jackdunn15]

1:10-1:15 = the best 5 seconds everrrr in lifffe

[2893mel]

"how tall are you? i'm six five, six four. well i'm six five, it's not a competition...but i am taller." oh sassy gay friend, how i love you.

[Morecowbellisneeded]

Your TALL

[Kari166]

"I think we're playing foursquare."

XDD

[LeoGonWild]

the guy at :23 is hella sexy!!!

[fraco180]

at 0:56, all those guys have to be gay. but, forget that i have to go buy some Mio you stupid bitches!!!

[xXStarlyn93]

So I know some people have issues with all of the MiO adds in the Sassy Gay Friend videos, but this time it actually made me laugh a lot, especially at the end. "Flip It, Tip It and Sip It, you STUPID BITCHES!!!" xD

[deltagraph]

Holy Shit he is tall!

[KaybeeRetro]

omg, i love him

[smettzy]

stupid bitchessssss, this is awesome!

[ArtsyTails]

Wow. I've got to try some Mio now.

[roquemyracle127]

product placement~

[BlacksmithRS]

Holy shit. I didn't realize he was so tall.

[adov100]

"Lets play some basketball!"

"begin to bounce said basketball in various directions......"

"............it looks like we're playing foursquare" xDD

[MsBabafemi]

i like the emphasis on bitches lol

[ffspiel]

Palm that silly ball, Bitch!

[darkcrescent15]

:)

[FireofSekhmet]

I love how he towers over everyone.

[6sheldon]

bahahhahahaa this is so funny

[BriannaRenee16]

Dear Sassy Gay Friend,

Yes we know, you like MiO, so do most of us.

But really? We need your advice.

Sincerely,

All the stupid bitches.

[borgqueen45]

hey bitch if you're going to sell out you may as well give us more shakespeare!

[Rich711]

How is it possible that he acts even more gay in person? Who'd imagine he'd have to tone it down in his "Sassy Gay Friend" skits to seem believable?

[WeemuDerfs]

Why is it called foul language?

[14nickj2]

@WeemuDerfs basketball pun

[ReyesMaryP]

yo @TheSecondCityNetwork, I am trying hard to lebron up my jumping ability by going through the exercise routine that's over from "50-inch-vertical(dot)com" - and thus far gained past 7 ins so far and yet I'm still a little away from jumping high enough to dunk with force. It's primarily just my first day of my 3rd week so far, do you recommend me any more tips?

SASSY GAY FRIEND: FOUL LANGUAGE

[AdrianMayfair]

What are you doing? What? what? what are you doing?

what happened to the videos where you helped stupid bitches of classic literature?

slow down crazy, slow down.

now you are making interviews promoting chemicals? hello?! even copy cats are making better videos of movies and books.

stupid bitch... you are a stupid bitch

[pencilmarx]

It's not a competition.  But I'm taller.

[NYqueenzgoddess]

I'm not feeling all of the ads for MiO. I think that product is a waste of money because really, how BAD does water taste to have to add chemicals (propylene glycol... google it) to your water??? Just ridiculous. And for that, my Sassy Gay Friend, I will have to call you a "stupid betch!". :p It's all love though. I just wish you didn't have to sell out like this. :/

[PinkPearledGirl]

"Oh it must be the fashion police,"

grumble grumble

"About your hat" :D

[ToddMichael]

"Oh, no! Eat it!"

[sillystars3]

"I ran cross country too... We ran from our feelings." lol

[GaryAnyanka]

"I think we're playing four-square." Lol!

[stogucheme]

Y'know, I'm a writer, and I have a character named Mio. She's an ex-torturer who's now a fighting instructor (torturing is more fun when you don't have to kill the person). Oh, and she's completely and utterly insane.

[alex19930219]

omg he is by far the funniest guy ive ever met !!! lOL i love hIM :)

[DidSomeoneSayPenguin]

Mio is an actual thing? O.o

[CanidaeCrazy]

I hope that's not real fur you're donning, Sassy Gay Friend!

[ynigurl001]

What is Mio? ._.

[CanidaeCrazy]

@ynigurl001 It's the name of a water flavoring product. The SGF's have taken an advertising turn in their vids to promote it.

[ascvmtl]

i actually want mio now

[axeljordan1]

its funny how u hit the ball...

[stermister123]

I WANT MIO NOW!!!!!

[blondepinklife]

your videos make my life happy :) hahaha keep it up! :)

[sonicperson123]

*commercial for mio comes on TV*

Announcer: Mio, a personalized liquid water enhancer!

Me: Oooh, that sounds dirty!

My Mom: What what WHAT are you doing?

[bryanleever]

yep i would say this ad campaign was a huge success. i ended up buying mio because of these videos

[AZgurl4eva]

The MIO advertising he does works, me and friends were in the grocery store today, and saw MIO we all yelled, "WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!" And bought some MIO XD

[knightsintodreams]

@AZgurl4eva is it good? i just saw it at the store today :D

[AZgurl4eva]

@knightsintodreams It's pretty amazing.

I love it!!!! :DD

[luigiyoshikiller]

i love his gloves.... :D

[geeksrchic1368]

I learned a lot today about basketball, like i'm better than everyone at it...this video brought to you by MiO, 24 servings in the palm of your hand, flip it, tip it, sip it, you stupid bitches! BITCHES! haha i love sassy gay friend :D

[zevolaful]

SGF: "Flipittipitsipit you stupid biaches!"

Me: "Biatches!"

SGF: "Biatches!"

Me: *gasp* OMG bonding, yay!

[bam178]

the way he bounced that basketball :D

[whatbrains]

Biachs!

[iifenton]

SGF needs to replace Ellen.. or have his tv show or something

[hellosidra]

I LOVE HIM.

[SatoshiTamaro]

Damn...now i wanna play 4-square...

[juanmora19910209]

love love love LOVE YOU!

[GodlessGirI]

"I think we're playing four-square." ROFL

[jazzy1bri]

We ran for our feelings(:

[josephiussofly]

0:52 hey some gays can play sports ok haha

[pianoac]

0:43

SGF:"You want me to bounce it more?"

GUY:"Yeah, bounce it more..."

LOL, wtf?! That was kinda akward... xD

[SpiderXxPirate]

Not that these new SGFs aren't awesome - they completely are - but I miss the old lit parody ones. Bring em back, please? :)

[darkkristian22]

he needs to do all commercials

[WolfWarriorLykos]

heh, sellout much. lololol

[floetry613]

FLIP IT TIP IT SIP IT YOU STUPID BITCHES!!!!

[jhensley1212]

The boy who ran cross country is so hot. I must have him!

[omarvgaga]

I RAN CROSS COUNTRY TOO!

[BardCoennius]

I think I like the Shakespeare episodes better.

[MidwestSingerDude]

*Honk*

"I'm doing great, I know!"

<3<3

[valgal71292]

I love this guy so much. I want to drink MiO all day long and have his surrogate gay babies.

[tommy0178]

this is AMAZING

[SamBaerOfficial]

I fucking love this gay.

[tumejorpose]

Love the interview vids!

[NeedlesOfSorrow]

Is he really gay or is he just being funny?

[timayz2502]

@NeedlesOfSorrow He is gay.

[DetroitSquirreL]

I bought that stuff to add to your water...its pretty good!

[Starrywaters]

I really thought the whole Mio thing was just a joke, and for some reason I thought it might have been alcoholic

[RevolverConnery]

"Basketball Crazy Times Tournament" priceless

[magickmuffinwaffle]

He didn't sell out, I think the fact that hes advertising MiO is pretty funny.

[michelleGmakeup]

This is hysterical

[avid02]

I just have to say, I accidentally ran accross one of your little videos and I LOVE IT!!!! Too funny! Now I will spend the rest of my evening looking at all of them. :)

[Stoue]

We ran from our feelings... X)