Women And Their Purses: The Male Take

[janityy]

@KarmaGhost22. Ure comment had me laughing. Lol cool. Read all the cool shit I carry below in my purse

[janityy]

I also carry a laminated copy of the United States Constitution so I can be constantly reminded of mh rights when I'm out among the stupid non book reading sheeple herd who act like their cool but don't know shit cause they don't read 5 books a week

And last but not least age progression photos I had made done of my face so I will always be reminded that Time is more valuable than money .and that my value is not dependent on whether some guy wants to fuck me, date me or ignore me .

[janityy]

@GoGoSpaceCadet loved ure comment cool shit u carry in your purse look at my list below lol

Purses are cool as fuck I also bought a tiny pink padlock on middle section so when I go to job the impt shit noone can go thru. They sell tiny padlocks in wallmart and other places may want to add that to cool shit for ure purse .

Oh and I'm also goth and into Thelema magick I practice ritual magick and also have a Book of shadows in my purse and a 666 necklace

[janityy]

@hcoprdice ur comment =fail. Go to the bookstore I read 5 books a week carry all the shit I listed below in my purse and I'm usually always winning!! Even when I'm losing I'm winning as when I get kicked down I transform the pain into power. Ure comment was epic fail

[janityy]

Contd, mirror , crackers, sunglasses, 600.00 total gold bangles , pens, sunblock for face , change purse, obsession and poison perfume, receipt book, toll receipts , eyeglass safety Superman holder, post it notes, journal ,CPR shield, enlarged dollar bill so I can see all seeing eye on pyramid on one dollar bill and be reminded base is the slaves and eye is illuminati and also means Sage which is what I am and am becoming

[janityy]

Contd, hair scrungie and seaweed facial cleanser remover and black covergirl eyeliner and sharpener , phone charger, nail file, panty liners, hand sanitizer, an old speeding ticket so ill be cautious driving , Tarot card deck called Frown Strong which is a 400 dollar deck of cards. Basically if u grab my purse I will maisse u and if u pull a gun ill pull mine which I also wear a holster for under my shirt in my jeans .every female I know carries a gun in her purse.

[janityy]

All my I.D. Checkbook, maisse, gun semi automatic, knife, hairspray, hand lotion ,excedrin, snacks, gum, vitamin B6 , toasted sesame seeds, license to carry my gun, cash, brush, Liber Aleph The Book of wisdom or Folly by Aleister Crowley , The Antichrist a book by Frederich Nietzsche, my day planner , my cellphone which is also a computer , bandaids, telephone address book,

[BrokenLoveee]

Lol I love my purse.... :D

[thunderinthevalley]

OMG? woman have tampons in their purses? noooo way!

/sarcasm

[goingangster]

LMAO ANOTHER WISP COMERCIAL

[sugarshula64]

I can't help but think about my sister during this clip.  She has many purses, bags. It's only going to get more complicated for her husband when she gives birth to twins later this year. LOL

[tehrani101]

I am a man - and I love big purses - what's the problem man?? - my girlfriend carries a lot of stuff for me in it too and I proudly hold that for her! to show that I HAVE A GIRL HAHAHHA

[lek900]

mini commercial for wisps?

[hcoprdice]

Please men listen to this advice: You can tell how high maintenance the girl is by what type of purse she is carrying. Trust me, it is true. The women who are only good for sex carry the flashy, designer type purses. They are only interested in the money you have and what you can do for them, so please dont waste too much time with them. The woman who carries nothing or something just large enough to fit her ID and some money is the one you want to marry.

[fifimsp]

@hcoprdice I guess I'm the girl you're suppose to marry. I own one purse and only take it out when I go someplace where I don't have pockets. LOL. I also don't own a lick of jewelry. Hardly any shoes either. Guess I am pretty low maintenance.

[ScaryCannibalTrout1]

When I go on first dates I carry a HUGE purse with random large objects in it. If the guy asks for something I riffle through it taking out a lamp, rubber chicken, house plant, brick, clarinet, etc

[Blade5468]

You are so cool.

[gooodtimes21]

@ScaryCannibalTrout1 exactly. we gotta be ready. if hes a sucky date, we just throw the brick at his car or something.

[SOSgamer]

@ScaryCannibalTrout1 get a lot a second dates that way? haha i kid i kid :)

[Yavvie]

Purses are a turnoff, they are demeaning to women.

[Punkitz770]

I wouldn't mind carrying stuff for my boyfriend in my purse, and sometimes he carries it for me when it's too heavy xD but I usually just carry it myself because after all it's my stuff in it right?

[that3one13girl]

Maybe its just because of how my friends and relaionships have always been but 1) I don't really care if someone goes through my purse; if I give them permission (i.e. hey hun could you get my.....)

2) I'll carry stuff for you....but when I don't feel like lugging a purse around I might ask you to carry something that doesn't fit in my pockets, or if I don't have pockets. Guys like tight jeans and dresses, well we cant ccarry shit in them so deal.

[bmaxx69]

No, guys, NEVER ask a girl to put something of yours in her bag. Unless it is a mutually acquired object and really needs to be protected from, eg. rain. But if your wallet doesn't fit in your jeans, I don't know what you have to do, but don't ask the girl. Big turn off. What is she, your Mum?

[RealCheeseOnly]

I would never ask my guy to hold my purse, unless it's just for a second to do something. So if a guy asked me to hold stuff in my purse, I'd think "Uh... why didn't YOU bring a purse?" Of course it depends on the circumstances, but I would probably be annoyed.

[whattheflyingfrigde]

O.O

even as a girl you aren't sure if you can go through another girls purse itz like woah man personal bubble cause the purse has itz own lil forcefield thing and if broken THE WORLD WILL COLLAPSE IN A FIREY PIT OF DOOM

haha jk but sum girls are really really spazy if you mess with purse

[iTHINKGERMAN]

HAHA i love this quote

"she`s got a giant bag."

[SnipingMoose]

no, they are speaking the truth

[jzipps]

You know you're gay, right? The woman-haters always are.

[dixonada]

A woman hater?

Hardly. My love of women is greater than you could comprehend and I want to make love to them all. Saying 'no' to a woman once in a while doesn't qualify me as a hater.

See, billions of pussies out there think holding a purse is going to help them get laid. It won't.

Fighting your instincts and doing the opposite of what she expects differentiates you from the pussies she meets every day.

-

Btw, try resolving those judgmental issues. They're holding back your happiness.

[skitza95]

LOL just hold the damn purse hoe!

[whatevergrl5674]

i carry a cell phone and maybe some lip balm.

must be an older than teenager thing.

[thunderinthevalley]

@whatevergrl5674 must be, im 19. i carry my cell phone and some cash in my right pocket, my car keys and mace in my left.

what more do u need.

[DracoGem]

If she's got a GIANT bag and I have four small pockets... I love that line!

[Scrawnyfish]

Yeah haha

[GoGoSpaceCadet]

This is so true. what do I have in my purse right now ? Perfume, Body Spray, Febreze, Concealer, Lip Balm, Lip Gloss, Face Lotion, Hand Lotion, Body Lotion, Hair lotion,Hand Sanitizer, Sunblock, Floss, Hair Ties, Deodorant, Tide Stain Removing Pen, Flashlight, Venus Razor, Mouth Wash, ToothPaste, ToothBrush,Nail File, Nail Clippers, Wallet, Cell Phone. Ipod with Earphones, Pens, Keys, Notepad, Feminine Hygiene Products,Socks, and a 400+ page Book.

[safarwan11]

you should think about it, its not complete.

you forgot: CANDY

[maybe EYE-CANDY] and FAIRY DUST!!

[markonit]

I always bring women their purses and let THEM reach thru it for whatever it is they want. It seems as if it is a territory violation, you know?

[Jationator]

I wish they didn't advertise the wisp(spelling?) things so blatantly but, other than that, it was funny.

[MalditosPendejos]

this was great...I love this stuff.

[andlove21]

"she's got a giant bag!"

lmfao<3

my boyfriends carries my purse sometimes, he has fun going through it because I carry basically my whole life, except for him in there. :)

[laf1024]

that was a way cool video, well done.

[InstantInsanity]

lmfaoo. i love 'That's What He Said!'

PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE VIDEOS.

lmfaoo, that writer guy kept brushing his teeth with the wisp xD

[sunkistlover07]

they're back! thank goodness!!

[MiriamMiriamV]

I love these videos! Those guys are soo funny! x)

[PrincessBrokenTeacup]

Yay H&M xD

[coulie27]

hah.. they're handy, but c'mon, guys could never use them.

[dwintter]

I totally agree.

[Datgtgurl]

i love this video lol

[mickysantos]

Well, if you ask her to carry stuff for you the least you can do is to watch her bag or holding for a second...

[Mladue36]

"...you got a giant bag, I've got 4 small pockets!" Priceless!

[KarmaGhost22]

It's so true! XD I carry most of my life in my bag: make-up, gum, mints, lotion, feminine products, something to drink, snacks, candy, pens, an umbrella, my MP3 player, my Nintendo DS, aspirin... The one thing I'd never put in there is my cellphone, and that's because it's torture trying to find anything in my purse. :P

[fairyglade]

you and i have the EXACT same purse! minus the cell phone too (keep that in my pocket). only thing i dont keep in there is my dog ;]

[Datgtgurl]

lol they complain now about how much stuff we carry in our purses but let that oneday come when super purse saves the day ahahahahaah

[truepaths]

This is true. One day I had this strange feeling my gf's purse was a interdimensional black hole with everything in it, so I asked her (just to test my theory) if she had some vaseline 'because my face felt dry' (I was lying), AND SHE DID!! she was carrying this tiny vaseline container, It was shrunk by the gravity of her purse because it was very small. lol

[iaskool9]

Lol, thats funnier than crap. "an interdimensional black hole with everything in it"... you made me laugh!

[WinterofAshes]

@Datgtgurl ...and they're always asking you to carry something or other for them.. lol