Honda Ridgeline "Meets - Chuck Norris"

[xXxKINGLJxXx]

No one survived this day in the restaurant!

[TheBikefish]

you honestly call the ridgeline tough? hehe, its a prius with a lift kit and a bed on it

[TheTalonn]

When Chuck Norris drinks, the drink stays in the glass

[Galaxiebaker]

Honda left out the "TITLE OF CHUCK NORRIS" part.

[brian66759]

ohhhh chuck norris is my god

[TeeAiDee]

Before Chuck Norris walked into that fancy restaurant, it was a homeless shelter.

[Annihilator1111]

the 2005-present Honda Ridgeline was assembled in

Alliston, Ontario, Canada

Lincoln, Alabama, United States

[Blado1988]

chuck norris and superman had an arm wrestle and the looser had to wear there underpants over there pants

[jsjrlproductions]

the people in there are all doomed

[MADTV234]

chuck norris did not approve the tea party

[mitchnoriss]

:14 that glance just killed everyone in the room

[Micheyluv]

lmao!!!!

[Spremsplash]

Only Chuck can make commercials a succes by just showing himself.

[adamtr1121]

i love how he doesn't make movies anymore:(

[SancLunatic]

Dammit I wanted to see what happens next after Chuck Norris walked into that room. Instead they cut away into a Honda Ridgeline.

[luigidude44]

@SancLunatic you dont need to know

[wildmanbeyond]

He should have been in the expendables.

[josephhoffman89]

@wildmanbeyond if chuck norris was in the expendables, the name be changed to the unexpendable

[Expendable2010]

@wildmanbeyond

even though he's even older than stallone and probably can't kick as much ass anymore as he used to

[jjsalas3D]

COME ON, CHUCK! KILL THEM ALL!

[jagsaiyan]

@jjsalas3D he probably did.. thats why the shut the view. Camera man died along with them. R.I.P. lol

[SancLunatic]

@jjsalas3D He did kill everyone in that room. But for the protection of the innocence of the world, and because that part caused so many suicides after screening, that part was cut out of the commercial.

[Motorfordtoyota]

How could Chuck Norris even dare to think abot that pos truck!

[samurai5625]

Chuck Norris once told Superman that his costume looked stupid, Superman couldn't stop crying for the next 4 days.

[Kontkaalnes]

Honda commercials win.

[jsahaida99]

whats the song on the harp being played?????

[EelamSoulja]

@jsahaida99

greensleeves

[EelamSoulja]

@jsahaida99 greensleeves

[fluxcapacitor007]

@jsahaida99

Surprisingly, it sounds very very much like the Christmas song "What Child is This?"

[DrEvil416]

Whenever i climb into this car, i feel chuck norris watching me

[mowerandmore1986]

omg lol

[AlittleBitOfLUXURY]

LOL..this is awsome!

[darkbladegamer666]

best commercial EVAR !!!

[Stylitto]

LoL . Chuck Norris is on of a kind.

[TheJunglezombie]

Lol this is how Chuck Norris shows up @ weddings!!!!!

[TheZollyz]

ofc! he dont give a damn about what he wears!

[EminemFan202]

This wasn't the whole commercial actually, you see Chuck Norris was staring at everyone and their heads exploded within seconds, sadly it was cut out in the final process.

[hassanalqbain]

ace

[zardcat1111]

He speaks the truth

[BENDOON23]

what an ugly car

[dadoody]

Yeah it's an ugly car......BECAUSE IT'S A TRUCK YOU DUNCE

[SancLunatic]

I want to see the rated-X-uncut-banned-in-20-cou­ntries version of this commercial. I dont care if gives me post traumatic stress.

[darkbladegamer666]

dude you really want that, i dont think so it will be so horrible that you will puke your own guts out. and die.

[MegADethBolt2]

Godzilla was an eyewitness account of Chuck Norris's first visit to Japan.

[elevate07]

this video isn't actually a commercial but an video recording of Chuck Norris feeling cranky...the end was cut due to excessive violence

[carmgn56]

i cant wait to see what hes gonna do to everybody in the room, lol

[evilchimp69]

chuck norris promis that in 4.5 billion years he will use one of his 6 testicules to restart the sun's nuclear fusion.

[zardcat1111]

LMAO

[zardcat1111]

Henry Ford invented the automobile. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car crash.

[osubuckeye117]

you are the worlds biggest faggot for even saying that

[Expendable2010]

@osubuckeye117

that was actually a pretty damn good chuck norris joke

[agip07]

@osubuckeye117 ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

[MachineKing1313]

Leonardo da Vinci is a faggot.

[ogbua]

-chuck norris doesn´t sleep...he waits

-chuck norris has counted to infinity twice

- if the woman survives it isn´t sex for chuck norris

- chuck norris always donate blood, but never his blood

[CJ090]

yo all these chuck norris is so tough jokes are soooo freakin funny ROTFLMFAO

[zardcat1111]

Chuck Norris once got aids, but then he said "no" and the aids destroyed itself.

[mikitavi]

This commercial craked me the f**k up when I first saw it - Chuck Norris looks like he just walked in to acces the situation, and is now going to kill everyone in the room!! I love it!

[leddhed]

Clever.

[superiorsantateresa]

Lmao! *****

[jaydawgy84]

Chucks the man!!!!!!!!!

[DontFuckWitDreDay]

what song is that playing? anyone know........

[mikitavi]

It's Greensleeves, a traditional English folk song (and tune) from around the late 1500's.

[xxlonestarxchickxx]

most people put their pants on at the same time: chuck norris put on his pants both legs at once.

[bluewhiting]

Chuck Norris can make a Boomerang fly streight!

[Jannetty]

Chuck Norris cannot see, hear or smell... he only knows.

[mikitavi]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Triforce75]

chuck norris is so fast he ran around the earth and punched himself in the back of the head.

chuck norris can eat one Lay's potatoe chip.

most humans have 26 chromosomes, chuck norris has 72 and they are all poisonous.

it is said that chuck norris is was going to be the first black president.if you're thinking to yourself "but chuck norris isnt black" he in fact is and stop being such a racist

[bassbrothaUG]

not most, but all humans have 48 chromosones in normal body cells

[47reasons]

46, you would be retarded if you had 48, siriously retarded

[mikitavi]

Thank you, you really brightened up my day. All of you with your tough-Chuck jokes - THANK YOU!!!

[Reubenofthedead]

some people wear superman pajamas superman wears chuck norris pajamas

[fsan2005]

does anyone knows the name of the song that is playing?

[CRogersGuy]

Greensleeves

[ProjectBlueBook88]

greensleeves

[ArgorokPwns]

They gave him the car for not Killing anyone.

[OblivionNerds444]

i <3 Chuck

[LEGIONOFPENETRALIA]

lol Stupid. Do they even make these pieces of crap anymore?

[Venom9MM]

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

-Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

[sitylites]

Everyone, please thank Venom9MM for clarification. [Bows]

[imugenation]

-Chuck Norris did a wheelie on a unicycle

-Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac...and he got it

-Under Chuck Norris's beard is another fist

-....and then God said "let there be light"and Chuck Norris said "no."

[Venom9MM]

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

[Venom9MM]

-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -There are no steroids in baseball, just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

-If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris

[0n3c0ld]

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

[woodhick16365]

wel they labeled tough right

[sdsouljah]

wats the name of the song in the back ground?

[namarow]

GREENSLEEVES i LOVE THE HARP VERSION

[GeefRules]

lol

[Nickystyx4ever]

whats the soong name?

[uradumdum]

This is right before chuck norris kills everyone...

[sitylites]

How much did Chuck get paid to walk through a door and look around?

[Gibix]

He was paid $100,000,000,000,000 dollars to walk in like that

[joroq2]

Chuck Norris SUCKS!!!

[eggorius]

go die

[joroq2]

Fuck off!!! Chuck sucks and we all know it.

[eggorius]

hes a real good action hero

[joroq2]

He problably already did.

[emoasianboy]

i guess him and ur mom have something in common

[joroq2]

You son of a BITCH!!! NEVER INSULT MY MOTHER!!! I WIL FUCKING KILL YOUR ASS!!!

[sitylites]

Ya gotta admit, emoasianboy is right (except for the Chuck Norris sucking part).

[emoasianboy]

ooo im shaking in my emo tight pants

[joroq2]

WTF?!?

[HBKrosseyed]

You gotta admit that was funny LMAO!

[joroq2]

That dude's comment about my mom wasn't!!!

[HBKrosseyed]

Yeah you are right emos suck!

[joroq2]

lmao.

[Drewtitus]

purely amazing

[joannyboanny]

All of Jay Zs 99 problems is Chuck Norris.

[cibida1]

lmao good one.

[elcholito587]

chuck norris let the dogs out,

chuck norris CAN touch mc hammer

[blee3ee]

OMG LMAO

[E1N3S4eva]

If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars,then Chuck Norris has more money than you.

[munnonockspirit]

Haha! This is officially my favorite commercial. *worships Chuck Norris and adores Hondas*

[HinderLvr10816]

heres a lil survey for u guys...

Who here would break into chuck norris' home while he is there?

[xxlonestarxchickxx]

bob saget!?

[HinderLvr10816]

BOB SAGGOT? LMAO

[HinderLvr10816]

CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!

[DrRedhawk]

Ted Nugent

[godzillaislarge]

i would

[lovinthesmoke420]

you would seriously break into his house?

[godzillaislarge]

i dont steel, but ya i can fight him

[piratz22]

Chuck Norris never ages, he drank the fountain of youth.

[erikanderssson]

He is the fountain of youth.

[NoQuarter1230]

Chuck would beat the Honda in a fight.

[HanDaimond]

Happy Birthday Chuck!

[pw3rangr]

I have the same birthday as Chuck :)

but it's also the same as Osama Bin Laden :/

[1337gam3r07]

i wanna see chuck norris fight mr t.

[elevate07]

Chuck Norris and Mr. T when sparring one day and Mr. T managed to stop Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick...we call that phenomenon "The Big Bang"

[TheManAbove]

This cracks me up so much. A tea party and he walks in looking like he had been in a hell of a fight. Talk about sheer randomness.

[countumga]

omg, I'm rofl'ing at this so hard right now...LOL

[dearlydeparted36]

anyone know what the background music in this is?

[Folklore54]

Greensleeves.

[augbet412]

Chuck Norris doesnt tea bag, he potato sacks

[reddongton]

some people wear superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas to bed.

[countumga]

Chuck Norris and Superman once decided to spar. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants. >.>

[fiddykid]

superman and the silver surfer had a race to the edge of the universe and you know who won? chuck norris!

[cccccaaaa]

chuck norris died 10 year ago......but the grem reaper is too scared to tell him

[KulikPete]

hahaha never heard this one and its the best

[COZpopcorns]

LOL...thats a nice one

Superman is dumb enough to challenge Chuck Norris

[VinnieDaMac]

Shortly after the filming stopped, Chuck Norris killed everyone in that room.

[eFcCaboose]

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into a bar. The bar is instantly destroyed as that much awesome cannot be contained in one building.

There is no theory of evolution. Only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

[TasteOfSteel]

I wonder if the chuckster knew that he was being filmed for a commercial.

[MachineKing1313]

lol, he thought all along this was a part of a trailer for a feature lenght film...

[xxlonestarxchickxx]

lol. this is funny.

[Valor06]

Haha, Chuck Norris, that was like really random. :)

[olympicrodriguez]

facial expression is priceless

[TheElectricMessiah]

This is the funniest commercial i have ever seen!

[CycoYoshi]

0.0 OMG lol

[chadd0e621]

LOL

Awesome commercial!

[NintendoPipeline]

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

Chuck norris measures his cock in MILES. >.>

[ThyGriever]

Chuck Norris needs to do more of these =)

[krakers20]

he should have kicked in the door.

[signorthwestern]

word.

[bingo1011]

If he did it would have killed everyone in a 3 mile radius.

[CJ090]

really shud of but the door probably wud of escaped the earths gravity LMAO

[YancyPolumbo]

What is the name of that classical song playing in the commercial! I can't get it out of my head

[Folklore54]

Greensleeves.

[phaserkb]

Is a Christmas song named Oh Little Child of Bethlehem

[phaserkb]

Sorry is What child is this.

[mikitavi]

Isn't it Greensleeves?

[drcrap118]

what they dont show is chuck later killing all the old ladies! LOL

[zardcat1111]

Is this a scene they took from one of his older movies or what? Because last I saw Norris was two years ago and he was looking very old. In this he looks so much younger.

[PhoenixAshes]

its called make-up and he looks the same as he does in all of his workout ads

[htownhurricane]

facial expression is priceless

[Halodude51]

lol i no

[baz00katooth]

i was drinking coke when i first saw this commercial and spit it out when i saw chuck norris walk in... so funny.

p.s. mike rowe is a vagina

[Halodude51]

lol i crapped myself when i watched it

p.s. mike rowe owns u freakin n00b

[gman674]

Chuck Norris kicks your ass internet phenomena

Mike Rowe cool guy with cool show popular

Who cares man? They are both kick ass

[Halodude51]

i no!

[RaceCar511]

Chuck Norris rulz!

[SexyFlaco123]

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.