Alternative Rugby Commentary - The E.L.V.s

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[Jimothy91]

EVERYONE DRINKS ON A TIGHTHEAD.

why?

BECAUSE EVERYONE DRINKS ON A TIGHTHEAD!

[matt2k6wales]

wheres all the old allblacks comentry? like the old matches cant find them :(

[tehinferiorone]

I miss this :(

[ElFeroz22]

@IrishGary ouh, i don't think so... but, luckily the elv's has been changed again. so ireland can beat them all! again!

[schlutzNZ]

@IrishGary nothing to say about ireland is there

[zedramer]

What are the future plans for the ARC?

[irishprice]

can any1 translate this into english plz? :P

wanna follow the rules but dont understand some of what he's saying. Much appreciated.

[sjgaap]

@irishprice even i can follow most of it.. and i'm dutch. and i drink on every tighthead :P

[number1scatterbrain]

I'll never forget the first time I tried to follow all the drinking rules while watching a match... actually, I'll never remember it...BLOTTO!

[TheeXLR8R]

No Rum In The Scrum

[oldblack15]

maybe be got tired of dumbass 10 man 3points rugby

[westaux999]

lawl 7 times in a row.

[JimmyMunn]

Awesome stuff as always, can't wait to try these out during the upcoming season...

[fraserdldavidson]

yeah, we got tired of ireland always beating us. oh no hang on?

[CillianOMorain]

@fraserdldavidson I guess you can eat that now.

[silviaks69]

when's the next episode coming out, ALT rugby is so crack up :) keep up the good work mate. ENGAGE!

[poppa0h]

wat duz the rule every1 drink on a tight head mean??

[fraserdldavidson]

you drink if a team takes a scrum against the head.

[Kinlochbervie50]

this is gonna sound naive from someone that actually plays the game, but do you mean win a scrum when it's not their put-in?

[ripper8681]

yeah mate, winning the oppositions ball when they feed it is called a "tighthead" as the ball has been won from the tight head props side of the scrum.

[RanpatMcMurphy]

Excellent work as par for the course. I still have a giggle over one of your previous submissions when you described New Zealand as beating Wales as if they owed them money. Very funny. I think you know an old mate that lives over your way, Peter Raine. He mentioned you coached his rugby team. I assume you're a Hurricanes fan. Keep up the good work mate.

PS,

You're spot on about Cipriani. That lad needs to be taken down a few pegs. Hopefully Simon Shaw will eat him before he retires.

[forfuckssakewhatis]

awesome work as always lads. a quick video like thus and Im keen and pumped to be up at 7 tomorrow morning (London time) for the opener of the Bledisloe.

EVERYONE drinks on a tighthead.

[warposer]

Funny as usual..great video!

[cheyanqui]

I assume he's counting in Maori?

[jimdatulip]

Great vid Fraser/Jed. Quick question: Where is the ARC going to be this year?

[richiespice10]

everyone drinks on a tighthead??

[AndrewNZ1234]

YES.

Thou opposition drinks for being fucking weak at the scrum, and thy drinkist also because EVERYONE DRINKS ON A TIGHTHEAD.

[txhudd]

I don't get the "Everyone drinks on a tighthead." Anyone care to clarify for me?

[AndrewNZ1234]

Because it's a rare feat in rugby. A tighthead is when you win the opposition's ball at the scrum. It usually means that the opposition can't scrum worth shit. So EVERYONE DRINKS ON A TIGHTHEAD, GET IT?!

[txhudd]

Thanks for the explanation...I'm from the states and have just started following rugby.

[opfazonk]

thanks a lot man, i tried to look that up, but couldn't find it anywhere xD

now finally i get to lough about that part of "the ten commandments" :)

[Flynnsox]

Because tightheads are fuckin' awesome.

signed, a prop

[Kinlochbervie50]

f'king great shout!

signed, a blindside flanker

[tehsimo]

the visuals on this are just flawless man!

[samplecode]

Getting any material ready for the Lions tour of South Africa? With Paul O'Connell captaining and a strong Irish grand slam contingent theres going to be some serious action and probably some rugby too. Just wish it was in NZ to deliver some payback.

[fraserdldavidson]

dunno, just watched them nearly get beat by a bunch of third division players. perhaps if it doesnt go 2-0, we might?

[samplecode]

The All Blacks nearly got splattered by a Munster 2nd team last year. Didn't stop them delivering a rather depressing (if you're northern hemisphere) grand slam...

Anyway, love the ARC. Looking forward to the new stuff to get me through a few hangovers. Been a few since Ireland won the Grand Slam and Leinster won the the Heineken cup.

[nzkiwipride]

glad to see you boys are back.. awesome vid!!

[tehinferiorone]

great work bro! can't wait for the season!

[mjameso]

thank god you guys are back!

[EightLimbs]

Love it... looking forward to the tests!! Tidy work Fraser.

[rosslad81]

Amen

[fraserdldavidson]

anyone having problems viewing this in standard def? works for me in HD but i keep getting the "connecting to server" youtube shit when try sd.

[rossbloomfieldcom]

Yeah same problem. Nothing in SD.

[fraserdldavidson]

weird, it was working fine earlier. ill give it till tomorrow. if its still fucked ill have to upload it again i guess.

[fraserdldavidson]

think its back on.

[redwarrior1971]

Pure class.....as always! Missed Ya!

[afuzzyduck]

just have to wonder if the General's been testing these out with some meat eaters down Stellenbosch way...

[livvi67]

Nice as always :P

[adam872]

Respect boys on another fine effort. Frazer and Jed, thy be legends.

[saintly667]

i shall conduct an experiment by applying these rules to Saturday's Lions match.

Will report back on Sunday with a very bad hangover I suspect.

[fraserdldavidson]

thats the spirit.

[bill8164]

Well done gents and congrats on the new sponsor as well!

[tehmite]

Wonderful.

[SignGuyDino]

Yes, sir!!  (salute)

[luvmsiahatethegov]

If Jed came out with those binge drinking ideas, he deserves a PhD.

[hwthorne]

always great