Contest For The Car Keys!

[BETTYPRO40]

I love your mothers voice!

[marquisdejolie]

She's a pistol!

[skinpli]

HaHahhahah Not getting them Keys bethzilla .... wowo there still at it i been missin a few episodes lolol

[marquisdejolie]

Catch up! There are so many adventures in redneckery to go!

[Brennna]

I love Mama's voice when she says, "YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' THE KEYS!" She's a little gremlin. ;)

[marquisdejolie]

She's feisty all right!

[Bl4zz3r]

I hope you mom has a deadbolt lock on that door haha

[marquisdejolie]

She's got a latch thing that closes from the inside. Beth has broken through it many times, damaging the door frame. I keep repairing the frame best I can, but sooner or later the whole house is gonna fall down.

[edenbainbridge]

well i guess you cant say it gets boring there...

xoexo

[marquisdejolie]

This is a house of high blood pressure.

[islandGAL7]

: )

[marquisdejolie]

:)

:)

[fiddlestix2006]

Oh me, if that wasn't so sad, it would be hilarious. :(:( But I "did" have to laff when mama got sorta revved up at the end, and starting yelling and talking fast. Mercy, what a nuthouse u have there???

[marquisdejolie]

Yeah, momma can get riled up pretty good, can't she!?

I'm the white sheep of the family being the only one who doesn't drink, smoke or pop pills.

[pitstopbarney]

Whatever don't get thrown in the burn barrel becomes art ala Marquisdejolles.

Amazing.

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks

:)

[phekwig]

Aren't the keys on the bumper?

[marquisdejolie]

Beth threw those into a sewage drain.

[fehquig]

It figures...

[chevkoch]

Aren't you the keeper of the keys? And... does your sister once she has them, give them back at all? Either she does or I figure she didn't get them the whole week and tried day after day again.

[marquisdejolie]

The keys are stolen from each other daily. I steal them from Beth and give them to momma so the drama can go on forever.

[chevkoch]

It's like a Rubik's Cube of key travels.

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! Rubes with the Rubik Cube. It can't end well.

:)

[MattieCooper]

This reminds me of a summer with Uncle Rodney; 8 people in the house and 1 car that everyone wanted to drive.

[marquisdejolie]

8 to 1! That's some pretty contentious odds!

:)

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[marquisdejolie]

Five thanks!!

[hallbe]

Somebody really should remix that audio ;-)

And, please, get Beth to change her cloths!

[marquisdejolie]

Beth doesn't listen too well. We're doing good to keep her out of the front yard butt naked except for a cigarette-burned TSTC tee shirt.

[BeYourHuckleberry]

I agree with the bike idea...though I'm betting that would be candy for a whole new episode hahaha. Five stars!

[marquisdejolie]

Bethzilla on Bike. Bycycle Beth. Hmmmm.

[TheBlueFlamingo]

I have hidden your keys! You must chill!

[marquisdejolie]

Beth doesn't know that word.

[snssmith76945]

marshall is in danger if beth gets the keys

lol

[marquisdejolie]

Marshall's been in danger for years. Beth is invisible to the employees of the Marshall Police Department.

[snssmith76945]

please, momma, dont give her the keys!!!

[marquisdejolie]

She always does.

[Eyepix65]

Oil up the chain on the bicycle in the garage...."your ride awaits you princess Beth"

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! Beth on a bicycle. That'd be like a trained circus bear riding a tricycle. Only uglier.

[giaco44094]

I'm not sure, but I think Beth wants the keys. I could be wrong. : )

[marquisdejolie]

HAHAHAHA! You might be on to something there, giaco!