IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD

[MrObeastly]

1:18 Oh hell no

[electra54321]

thay alredy do you men just dont know it .. yet

[electra54321]

if only ..

[liten48]

most woman have got a man lurk,n around

[liten48]

a man witout a woman is nothin

[abinsursinis]

@liten48 a woman without a man is notin.

[missyglittersparkles]

amazing



[MuhRanDuhboo]

@2:08 how to kill and look cute doin it. Sick gun.

[TheSuperfashiongirl9]

cool

[kingster8400]

EVERY THING WILL BE PINK THERE WILL BE FLOWERS AND IT IS ALL ABOUT THIER MAKEUP ASWELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gravitywheel]

Congratulations on one huge pile of unfunny fail.

[MegaBillkill]

this is a strange looking kitchen?

[say1again]

my Youtube session started with "cute owl baby" ... and ends with this ._.

[keemyking3d]

get yo ass back in the kitchen

[DamienAustinn]

THANK FUCK THEY DONT

[Waziot]

when i saw the part with the makeup in the steering wheel, i was like "hah can you do that?"

[903QTR]

No funny top comment? NOOOOOOO!!!

[mannecyberguy]

Absolutely REVOLTING!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[starkillerz2425]

95 ppl are women

[liten48]

@starkillerz2425 huh 95 wot??

[wanker2us]

too funnny

[pmbbun]

it should be "if drag queens ruled the world"

[liten48]

but they do rule the world

[JElliiott]

@liten48 no they dont

[sonic2471]

i have the wierdest boner right now

[alexansharpe]

I am a girl and I am extremely offended Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

[diesel1362]

we would be in trouble

[jazziePhae123]

I'm a girl and I am kind of offended.

[zubairnetwork]

@jazziePhae123 i'm sorry on behalf of my gender

[MovieMad007]

ha ha ha very imaginative!!!

[Mevcats]

I wouldnt mind this, then again im a girl

[Baby12636]

Sexist much? This isn't for all women. I know for a fact that the world would be better off if women ran the world. For men its all about cock fights. Whether its literally or not. Last time I check, women are more mature then men. Some women are not all about the color pink or flowers. We actually like to become successful. Unlike men who like to have fun at strip clubs.

[epicninja004]

@Baby12636 this video wasn't meant to be taken seriously if u feel so horribly about this video then why did u click to watch it? and im going to ask u this please calm down... yes im a guy... and my god how do i keep ending up on this side of youtube

[Baby12636]

@epicninja004 I clicked because one of my friends forwarded it to me. I always watch videos people forward to me no matter what the video is about. Also, I'm already calm.

[evilsmile013]

If women ruled the world nothing would get done.

[epicninja004]

@evilsmile013 bro that's a bit 2 far... im a guy and the reason why i say this bcuz ur gonna piss 'em off and then we're gonna have another womens rights protest -_-

[BriteneRogers]

Mildly insulted..but then I had to take it back because the makeup in the glove compartment....*genius* LOL.

[seasa1000]

TIS FUNNY BUT FIRSTLY...DID ANYONE NOTICE THERE WAS NO VIOLENCE IMPOSED?? SECONDLY...A WOMAN DID RULE THE WORLD ONCE! HER NAME WAS MAGGY THATCHER NO? SEEING AS A BIG PART OF THE WORLD BELONGS TO THE BRITISH COLONY??, IDE HAVE TO SAY PRETTY MUCH THAT SINCE THE WORLD HAS BEEN PLACED BACK INTO THE HANDS OF MAN!!!! ITS ALL GONE TITS UP.

THE PICS MUST HAVE BEGAN WITH A WOMAN AS A JOKE THEN ESCULATED TYPICALLY OUT OF CONTROL BY A MAN FROM WHICH WHOME REQUIRES TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE FEMALE RACE

[angryhobo212]

@seasa1000 Hmmm, I'm trying to decide if you're actually that retarded or just a troll. Or maybe just a deluded, conceited, vacuous woman, oh wait, silly me, I forgot that's pretty much the only kind these days.

[seasa1000]

@angryhobo212 i can decide for u..... may i?? i am retarded!! plus im insane but do u know wot? it makes me damn good at wot i do., if u dont like women that much, why the hell u spend ur WHOLE life trying to get back in the way u came out?? huh?? knob!! (i love it tho fair dues to ya.) pmsl, actually lmfto, thats Larf My F>>>>>> Tits Off ;)

[genericity]

@seasa1000 put the words down and step back into the kitchen

slowly

[seasa1000]

@genericity wud be a good idea to get back in the kitchen, maybe us women shud begin to poison the less fortunate sex, hit a nerve did i??? ha ha, like ur humour tho got to admit lol ;)

[msagrobat]

2:39 does anyone else see the face?

[msagrobat]

true...if you're a girly girl. This would never be me. I'm a tomboy and proud of it.

[oliverecords]

seems men are supposed to be interested in a lot of stuff that have engines

[korect77]

And I thought that the moon gets pink too...

[BunnyRabbits4ever]

I like 2:30 and 2:35!!!

[devastationz12349]

WTF??

[ShadowPaw24]

This is all true!!! FOR A GIRLY GIRL!!

[ultimategamerify]

stereotype

[gallantaxe]

this is why i'm waiting for 2012..

[TheHerne90]

lol :D:D

[ellie2468097531]

I want the world like this

[repollomax316]

is not that bad

[f6jordan]

its funny coz its true

[Trashcan11223344]

lol i love this video



[Iriatv]

I love the two bush balls in front of the Pinkhouse

[albino6021]

my gf hates pink,flowers and anything stereotypical female, shes a rock n roll, biking, girl gaming chick! if she ruled the world, it would be nothing like this but more in the lines of mass effect, or Halo.

[Z0mByZ]

FAAAKE ! now watch the actual video

[Mrdrummer612]

83 people are women

[Mrdrummer612]

and this is why they don't

[nathanieldurkin1]

0:32 - best one! ha :)

2:13 - so if I get shot with this thing, will I end up having bright red lips? Because that's a horrible way to die....take away a man's dignity :(

[wishwizard]

not only do I think this is stupid but the cliché country music does not help either.

[afrolion44]

Women lack the brain power to rule the world

[grace2568]

2:35 I said

"That's the worst idea YET!"

[SebChilFilms]

that's lol

[mlm74799]

but lucky for us men.. they don't

[Finadene671]

This video would be more aptly called "Why Women Don't Rule the World".

[MrSpy13011]

They control the planet already their a women leaders in Africa,Asia,Europe

[lonestarjwells]

They already control the entire planets supply of poo-tang. Sounds like they are already in control.

[lonestarjwells]

They have a monopoly on what counts. I'll give you a hint. It's @ the end of her leg, and it ain't her foot !

[chloe2sweet]

offenceive

[XzPoiiZoNzX]

It used to be the White House, but now it's the Pink House

[DarthCarnivorouS]

Dude, you should've chosen "Anal Cunt - I respect your feelings as a woman" for background music :D

[TheCody217]

LOL

[JumP1nGJoE]

why is the title of the video "IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD" when it should be something like "IF WOMEN RULED USA" ... am I the only one that wants to see what would happen in Bulgaria,Greece,Turkey even India ?! ....

[billschannel]

@JumP1nGJoE GOOD POINT - send me the pix and I will make the international version! THX

[B0BthubuilderX4000]

@JumP1nGJoE wtf is so bad about bulgaria?

[JumP1nGJoE]

@B0BthubuilderX4000 Words cannot describe "what's so bat about Bulgaria" you should come and see for yourself.

[TheMegafern8522]

@JumP1nGJoE HEY it's like this in canada too!

[lavamouse33]

So if women ruled the world, It would suck.

[xlntjames]

looks like a pretty damn good world to me :D :D :D

[TermsOfProduction]

DAMN there would be a lot of subway's

[radioactivebLAkman]

woman poop to much... so therefor they cant be president

[Giveit2JC]

If women ruled the world, it would pretty much be the same except that men would be more at home while women at work. And men will be the ones fighting for equality today.

[OmysFouff]

well actually if women ruled the world there will be no wars and man would just hug :3

[frostbite0001]

when that air bag goes off that BITCH'll look like a fuckin clown!

[Eagle027]

I agree with everything but the high hell hikers, women hate high heels for the most part. Guys like them more because the way it make women's legs look.

[kkandretti]

Wold you come help Michelle decorate the Black House (( I mean the White House))..????

She chuold really use the help -- she makes more of a mess then anything with dat Big Azz of hers flying around everywhere...:))

[tastytamago]

我是女生，也不喜歡這麼over = =

不需要女權至上，平等就好

兩性相互包容才能共創美好社會:)

[MrXclio]

correction if jordan AKA katie price ruled the world.

[CrafterBlood]

1:09, funny how deficients can park better than women. haha

[SirDiezAlott]

Love the video do morrrrrrrre!!!!

[yamcachol]

I am a woman and I HATE PINK

[Nekobabychan]

@yamcachol same here

[emily7873]

61 woman is unlike this video

[kaas94]

If woman ruled the world there would be a lot of kitchens

[spencerfunkel]

There have been a few great female rulers but mainly because they overcame the negative female tendencies of being self-centred, irrational and unaccountable. Biological fact is, women are less compassionate towards their neighbour because they're programmed to put themselves first. Heaven help us if we're ruled by the "popular girls", the vacuous narcissistic egomaniacs who'll destroy anyone in their path. Look up narcissism to understand the dangers of vain mirror-staring rulers e.g. Kim Jong.

[Akeche]

Too many makeup jokes.

Not all ladies like pink.

[dave57013]

this wasnt funny lol i have a sense of humour i laughed a few times but no enough too much makeup jokes lol

[MrWtfmango]

lmao ima dude and i find this stupid lol

[MrDirtbik3r]

@MrWtfmango Same

[TheRealBlackPuma]

@MrWtfmango Me too. Sexist humor is funny when it's clever, and only when it's intended for laughs (for both men and women). This was kinda lazy and uninspired.

[hdcan17]

Hilarious. But offensive. lol

[BigScott92]

if the world was ruled by women it would have a lot of crappy ideas and then not going through with any of them . hmm is congress all women???

[Kungyii1994]

What about Kid Rule the world?

[Peglegkickboxer]

Women can't rule the world because they hate each other, Dave Chappelle provided an excellent example. Oh and another thing, the world is too big for anyone to rule, it isn't a simple object where someone says they own it. Nice video though,

[agerse1234]

@Peglegkickboxer britain ruled 22% of the world at its peak so it is possible

[dogfightvj]

if girls ruled the world, the 90% of the things you see in this video wouldn't even exist lol

[xlOogh0stoOlx]

I find the picture at 1:50 very misleading. I personally don't think the economy can handle lipsticks and make ups.

[smartcardude1]

i truley only liked the never run out of toliet paper idea at the start

[DIVAD291]

women already rule the world.

[cooldude8912]

@DIVAD291 Thats what I was thinking.

[davehowellman]

2:10 LMAO

[happyhamster00]

hahahahahhahahahahha!!!!! lmao!!!!

[halluhmee]

I like @1:48 the clock

[AndyMoon09]

i womans would rule the world mens will stay in kitchens and girls would make fun of us when we embrrass ourselves

[tkdrocker806]

I'm not a girl, but I want the hummer (in black or dark blue, not pink, or maybe just a more manly darker pink).

[Fobbe116]

worst thing that could ever happen!!

but good clip though

[TheNo117]

the hello kitty Intervention is funny

[afatmeanguy]

i wonder how video gaming would be?

[002viking]

Way the go Pink House!

[Kornymotherfucka]

Why do people have to be so sexist? if you have a problem with women you're obviously gay. There is no superior race here. Everybody's equal, Everyone even men were females in the womb at a certain stage,males became masculinized by hormones. Both sexes are different there is not one > than the other. Women already rule the world, but some are too macho to admit. So lets not fight about stupid things of that kind. I come in Peace.

[DIVAD291]

@Kornymotherfucka...many studies show that women are way more sexist than mens...everybody is not equal...womens have more legal rights then men(thats not an opinion but a fact)and women are treated better by the justice system IE:a men gets an harsher punishment for the same crime(thats not a law its just sexism)why do you treat one sex better than the other if they are both equals?

[Kornymotherfucka]

@DIVAD291 There aren't many women criminals. Women are also not as violent as men, that's a biological fact. Try looking at the way Women are treated in the Eastern world. They get stoned to death just for going out unaccompanied by a man, do you think that's fair? They have no right to education, or being able to choose who they want to marry. Women have been treated as two-legged wombs for centuries and that's still going on today in some societies.

[DIVAD291]

@Kornymotherfucka women not as violent as men???what the fuck are you talking about???domestic violence is mostly women hitting men(i say mostly but its just 70% of that)...and they are more likely to use poison or weapons to harm their ''loved''one...i dont think womens should be forced to marry someone or be unable to go to school did i ever say anything about that??im obviously talking about the western world problems and not about the eastern world's.

[theledgendaryzombie]

@DIVAD291

My ex girlfriend clawed me across that face.

[spencerfunkel]

@Kornymotherfucka There "aren't many women criminals" because they have legal leniency. Men are not more violent because women end more human lives every year than combined WW2, holocaust & 911, they get their very children ripped apart or they try do it with household tools. If they have such psychopathic hatred towards their own children that dare get in the way of her life, imagine the atrocities she'd justify if she was physically stronger & had supreme power over men!

[Kornymotherfucka]

@spencerfunkel I'm not saying Women are angels, but they are not the daughters of Satan either. At the end of the day, you are still speaking about a Human being,there is no point in trying to prove which sex is best. You are entitled to your own opinion obviously, just as I'm entittled to mine. There is no point in arguing.

[Kornymotherfucka]

@DIVAD291 May I also add that women are being paid much less than men even though they are doing the same job and that's going on in our current Western Society. That's a terrible injustice cause women are as competent as men, so why this inequality? Women have the power to give life and life is sacred, so aren't we supposed to be more respectful?The reason why Women are the way they are today are simply because of gender role assignments which rose at the dawn of human evolution.

[DIVAD291]

@Kornymotherfucka 1st of all women aim for jobs that pay less and gender role assignement is something that women are responsible for...2.women are less likely to be harmed by domestical violence but most ads are to prevent women from being hurt..we give 100 times more money for breast cancer than the male equivalent...BTW women make aproximately 76%of what males make per yer...but they work less.anyways they make 4% more money than men per hour worked...

[Kornymotherfucka]

@DIVAD291 It is a fact that there are an increasing number of female doctors/ scientists, so less paid jobs? my sugar plums! Men think they can abuse women because they are 'physically stronger' and I think they are right to advertise such things, if a woman punched a guy, he'd be left with a black eye if a guy punched a woman, he'd probably fracture her skull, do the math. Breast cancer in men is rare, so why would you make more donations to that?

[DIVAD291]

@Kornymotherfucka if i punch a girl i will give her a black eye...if she hit me with a baseball bat i might have a serious concusion( i say that based on the fact that girls are moe likely to use weapons/poison/other people to harm their boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/w­ife.on average women aim for jobs who earn 77k/year while men aim for 93k/year...im not good in english but i meant male only cancer like testicular cancer.

[DIVAD291]

@DIVAD291 i might be wrong on the exact number of money each sex want to make but females are in the 70ish and males are in the 90ish(im too lazy to go look it up)...

another thing that bugs me is how we lower the standards of certain job for women...how is it not sexist to give the job to someone who is less qualified only because she is a women???

[Kornymotherfucka]

@DIVAD291 Man.. Let's just call it a day. This is stupid.

[Giveit2JC]

@DIVAD291 when you say that's not an opinion but a fact, hope first of all, you're talking about only the western world not the world in general. 'cause a fact is, in a majority of countries, even the country I'm from, women do not often get equal legal rights...so check your facts first before you claim something to be fact but not opinion.

[DIVAD291]

@Giveit2JC well i said at least one time that i was talking about western countries...and anyways i dont see why you would think im talking about eastern country.(facts have nothing to do with a number of countries...its a fact that i have brown hair.)i dont understand what you mean by ''often'' get equal legal rights(if your mistaken on what i meant by legal rights i would also like to state that on average in america a women wont get in as much trouble for exactly the same crimes)

[DIVAD291]

@DIVAD291 BTW i would be happy to check my facts myself but i believe its important that you also check them yourself because i could easilly say things that arent true to ''win'' this argument.everything im writing are facts that i didnt even knew until i read studies made by serious universities or just statistics available to anyone who wants to know them.

[MrJihadJesus]

IF women ruled the world every country would go to war once a month.

[lavamouse33]

@MrJihadJesus over whos cuter or who likes the shoes best o-O

[ortausti]

@MrJihadJesus LMAO

[ElasticPenaltyInc]

@MrJihadJesus too bad that psychology proved that PMS doesnt exist!

[MrJihadJesus]

@ElasticPenaltyInc You are obviously not married.

[AdminTheKing]

@MrJihadJesus naaah....probably every day...women are most jelous creatures on earth...they could kill a cat for nothing just because is more cute than they are XD -.-'' ROFL!! plus if they ruled it could be epic fail...strippers everywhere more gay on streets more lesbians on everywhere....and less football on TV...omfg...now i am think about it i have a cold to my spine... :( !! Xd hahaah(teasing 4fun no blame them at all ^_^ unless my tease is not 4fun xD..You decide ;) )

[yksniset]

@MrJihadJesus And doesn't it? Because if she had a shitty day means you will have the same. :-))

[Thrashtherater]

Indeed good sir, this probably would happen.

Oh who am I kidding, of coarse it would.

[jamesdante1101]

lol if women ruled the world then men would be in the kitchen. Actually I wouldn't care because I'm a slave to women. Man I have no dignity.

[Velox415]

Ironically, 50+ years ago or so, pink used to be considered a man's color because it was a pale version of red (blood) and blue was the woman's color because it was associated with calmness and the Virgin Mary.

In fact, I don't even know any females that like pink these days oO

[b2chb2ch]

the worst part was 0:00-2:50 when women ruled the world

[MrKennycheese]

1:23 my favorite lol

[RyanCol0511]

Then the world wold be a kitchen.

[DragonBrethProz]

nope if my sister ruled the world...

[H3hePro]

1:48 all i see are samiches

[iloveuguys0159]

@MrKoffeeKup

My point is there is a lot of pink stuff in that video (toilets, computers, even the white house!) and for some reason there is I stereotype that girls like pink! Most if my girl friends hate the color with a passion! There is also a stereotype that boys like blue an lots don't, but this video was about girls. And your other comments make me sick, where you agree with all the people who say women suck. Where would you be without your mom? Yeah you need your dad too, but your m

[Giveit2JC]

@iloveuguys0159 I so agree with this comment. Thank you for standing up for the moms and the women of this world!

[ShadowPhoenixI2]

funny thing is that the white house is already a bit pink form the last time it was burnt down and rebuild with fire resistant base paint. so now it is the white with a pink tinge house

[katomesse13]

lol i wish girls did rule the world

[GivenChaos]

I FINAL FOUND THE ANY KEY BUTTON!!! =D

They should make that key for Dumb Asses...

Thumbs Up if you agree!!!

[cammyNpammy]

Women would not od that. Suprisingly women wouldn;t start wars. We would just bitch the other leader out and we wouldn;t realese nukes. We have sences and could do that same job if not better then men. But if you want to think women are less fine by me, just wait one day we will rule and you will sit there jaws dropped with your genitals in hand.

[Aguacater87]

@cammyNpammy Why do you have to add "if not better than men" if you don't want sexism don't be sexist yourself idiot.

[MrKoffeeKup]

@cammyNpammy

Yea, women pretty much suck at everything. Wars would just become stupid bitching arguments and instead of getting anything actually done they would try to think emotionally about everything. Instead of rationally like every male on this planet. Also I guess we can type better too when on the Internets.

[alanfutureyear9999]

FUCKING WOMEN :O

[shuston240]

Here's how a nuke war starts: 1. Woman is on her period. She is really bitchy. 2. China or some other country says something or does something and pisses her off. 3. She sends the nukes out. 4. Bye-bye.

[runescapemaster5001]

no, no, NO! THOSE DAMN WOMEN CAN'T TAKE MY WEAPONS OF WAR AND COLOR THEM PINK! NNNNNOOOOO! I WON'T STAND FOR IT!!!