Stretch Armstrong

[debgibsonfan]

This is the fake one they released later....LAME.

[TheGlobalMisfit]

0:14 I like how he's stretched extremely far but our toy instructions told us NOT to stretch him far or he'll break. lol Which he did.

[shawnkempdunkz]

i call my dick Fetch Armlong

[kingcarrick]

i had one but i cut it up but this gooey red shit inside it ?

[jacksite2007]

I think i had two and they both popped :(

[kallegroen]

efukt

[NotThisGuyAgain]

i used to have that but mine broke too

[Jamelsharpduh]

Now they're worth over 100 dollars a pop :P

[MUNKYLEFTOVERZ]

@Jamelsharpduh i found one for 900 dollars

[June300c]

omg that syrup getting on the floor was instant punishment because it NEVER came out the carpet!

[comedrac]

Mine broke within a week :(

[bcgal0004]

lucky im stretch armstrong motherf@cker

[SirStaniel]

completely over looked the fact that he was supposed to be a super hero

[zufgh]

A childhood legend, loved it when this used to come on the telly.

[flowdaciaofficial]

haha i forgot about this! :P

[aggieforlife13]

I had two and they both broke, so I put them in the freezer.

[youfakedthefunk]

i stuck mine in my sisters but hole

[carebearnmbr46]

I've heard that the originals of these toys are worth quite a bit of money if they're in good shape.

[VERPLANKSPOINT]

his arms stretch out to next week!

[NoFunniNamesLeft]

I got that for xmas as a kid. It ripped open within a few days. Sucked.

[LocoRico89]

My cousin had him...Guess what people? They are making this into a live-action movie!

[EpicVblogs]

Yeah, then he bursts and fucks up your carpet!

[KairuHakubi]

okay i got that pogs were 'from cap toys, who else?' but how does that apply to non-cap-related toys.. roffle.

[chincheek1]

I loved stretch armstrong shame they always broke with me lol i miss the 90's

[KurtKarenFan87]

I asked for this for Christmas as a kid and I got his dog that stretched instead. LOL It ended up breaking open and syrup stuff came out of it.

[DutchGamesReviews]

before internet it was so much better!

[wolfboy714]

haha i just realized they used a bug for the getaway car :D!

[rockingirl774]

OW that has gotta hurt if you let og on your friend!

[Pugslee3]

This makes me think of Dhalsim from Street Fighter 2!

[Pugslee3]

@Pugslee3 If only it could also shoot fire from its mouth and teleport to different rooms then this would be really cool!

[Xvenom5]

Lol i just saw this on family guy

[SuperHushPuppy]

Aw man and his arms stretch out till next week! D:

[Mika20]

I remember that toy! XDD I even tried poking a pin to make it bleed corn starch. XDDD

[hiddenopal]

@Mika20 I did that and then put a band aid on it so I could still play with it.

[dumasstimes3]

i let u brow my strecth arm strom o tie araound your balls so you could jerk off for an hour

[omaritorxs123]

I'd rather play with shit

[omaritorxs123]

I'd rather play with shit!!

[singingsince89]

He ALWAYS used to break. Ugh

[fborrodnco]

The smell of that thing got me ready for the smell of condoms a few years later.

[reedscott3]

If you stretch him far enough, wierd pink jelly comes out.

[lkman4]

damn flashbacks



[ScentlessApprentice7]

Stretch Armstrong got tired of the whole "Super Hero" gig and eventually decided to retire in 1999. He naturally turned his attention to the porn industry and he has never looked back since.

[MinecraftCafeUS]

This video is dildos

[DarianLewis]

Like this if you tasted the stuff inside when he broke

[SuperSpacecoyote]

@DarianLewis Like this if you hate DarianLewis

[dinosaurus1337]

0:22 go I'm a perv...

[Chargal4]

Ours broke too. He oozed yellow crap... I think we had the mini one...

[awtrace87]

Life would be great if my penis could do this stuff

[chrissywissy321]

i remember thinking as a kid that he could stretch forever, didnt last a week :(

[spellbinderart]

@chrissywissy321 I did the same thing to my Optimus Prime. We both need our asses whipped. lol

[spellbinderart]

@chrissywissy321 I broke my Optimus Prime. Ooh we both need to be whipped. lol

[chrissywissy321]

@spellbinderart indeed, toys like this just cant be replaced

[GeneralMcNuggs]

He bends! He stretches. He even does laundry!

[diditanddone]

Stop.

Stop, evildoers.

[JTL88]

The top 3 people that can fvck your bxtch:

1.Based God

2. Stretch Armstrong

3. Chuck Norris

[elpolloloco44]

@JTL88 did u really say the based god? that bitch a fucking lame bro

[MJProductionsxX]

That looks lie the funnest thing ever

[Furicist]

@MJProductionsxX It was! My little brother got one for christmas when we were kids, I fooled myself in to thinking I didnt want one because it was 'for kids' and I was acting all grown up, but we both ended up playing with that toy for a very long time! I remember he got vac-man for his birthday too, that one kicked just as much ass.

[metal220]

i want one i want one i want one

[mikewitoZero]

@metal220 you could find it on ebay but i bet they're really expensive especially if it came with the pump XP

[OrtonFan4eva]

OMG i had one. We stretched him too far and he...

[ScentlessApprentice7]

Stretch Armstrong gets all the babes. I wonder why???

[brettroxoutloud]

He sounds so enthutheastic

[TD9001]

They must have played this one a hell of a lot, because every millisecond of this commercial is exactly the way it was in my head not two seconds before looking this up on YouTube. You'd say "Stretch Armstrong" and immediately I'd hear "neer NEEEEEEr nih-nih-NEEEEEEEr..."

[azurenscens]

all i can think of is the taste of rubber in my mouth...i probably shouldn't have chewed on my toys.

[LacieMartinez]

he was filled with sweetness!!

[MuzikJunkyAES]

Where's Bobbito? Peace.

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

Why did they give him a Dudley Do-Right voice? *Facepalm*

[martyxcallsiefer]

i wonder if he can stretch his p............

[tiberias111]

Yeah he's full of sand and some weird gluey beads that are physically impossible to get out of a carpet the moral of the story don't stretch more than 8 feet

[SHIBBYiPANDA]

@tiberias111 LOL ya some of us learned that the hard way..

[FreshNapp]

Oh bulllllllshit they show that you can stretch as much as you want but they dont show you how it will make him BREAKKKK! And your dad will keep trying to fix it with rubber cement and fail. Remember that orange one that ou culd pump up? I had that guy and he never worked.

[JoeCoolFreeman]

He must be a freak in bed

[doomdude1990]

"STOP! STOP, EVIL DOERS!!" lmao xD

What a cheesy line!

[LargelyGay]

:coughMR. FANTASTICcough:

[swamptick2]

ok .. i had the one as a kid but it was red... and it had a pump.. anyone know wut it was called??

[drewsky684]

This dipshit broke on the first stretch...then that corn starch stuff came out of his armpits and hardened into solid rock. worst xmas ever

[scrapei]

@drewsky684 i lol'd

[spellbinderart]

@drewsky684 I almost choked to death on a piece of Slim Jim after reading your comment. LOL

[xBaconator9000x]

@drewsky684 you were supposed to seal the tears with an adhesive bandage, it only took about an hour for it to be fixed, the corn starch solidified and makes that spot more durable, and replaes the skin, and look exactly the same. Strech was amazing..untill you tore him one to many times:/

[RcUniverseGuy]

@drewsky684 it wasn't for slow kids sorry

[tornmien]

@drewsky684 lmao

[debgibsonfan]

That's the shitty imposter version of Stretch.

[chrisybwell]

My cousin got a stretch armstrong for Christmas one day and my two uncles broke it on it's first stretch lmao

[Killer33940]

this commercial is a fail.

[begoneyoubum]

My aunt got me one of these for my 14th birthday! Shortly after that she was caught sexually abusing my brother! She was sentenced to 3 years in a womens prison! Now we don't see her anymore and my brother dates some girl from school who is in the slow learners class! She is dumb cause her parents did smack! She does have big knockers though!

[kensuke0]

@begoneyoubum Inspiring.

[scrapei]

@begoneyoubum umm.. WHAT lmfao

[abrahamWCE]

this happens when a toy company don't get rights to make Mr. Fantastic dolls

[signamullet]

and yes, you can rip him apart by stretching to far :)

[c8udyp]

My brother told me about a time he visited the local Kmart and saw two guys who had Stretch pulled the length of an aisle. Stretch burst shortly thereafter sending the gelatin he was filled with everywhere...

[smokay310]

i remember this toy... good times, the goo got hard and wouldnt stretch anymore. so i set it on fire. I miss being a kid

[victorvalladares2009]

why does stretch armstrong smile like mentroman from (megamind)?

[alexcerna12]

@victorvalladares2009 your question should be why does mentroman smile like stretch armstrong since the toy came out first, fight me

[villainousturtle]

he always just dried out and the cracked.

[Magyar126]

i love this toy as a kid lol

[kiraesque]

@IdentityHero hey man I don't need your fucking sass. I typed it in a long time ago and it wasn't there and I don't care enough now to look again. thanks for your contributing comments (sarcasm)

[kiraesque]

@IdentityHero Dude, it's not on eBay

[jcpelly]

I was so sad when he stopped stretching and broke

[Novakane487]

I used to have this toy. It was awesome but it always ended up ripping by his armpits. 

[jr909]

i remeber mine they were heavy

[mattkyle99]

I used to stretch the shit out of this mother fucker! His dog Fetch armstrong too! (how clever) Then one day they both ripped and some ooze came out. I put a bandaid on him and the dog, but since I was just a child and stupid I didnt realize that idea would never work. Had too put stretch to rest.

[Admercial]

I'm acting. I'm acting, evil-doers.

[hahajipsi]

I had one, yet I never got to play with it as a kid.

Got it on xmas morning, and my uncle and cousin were messing around with it and ripped him open. >.<

Now they're rare!! Dammit.

[erzan]

God this advert makes me feel old and I'm only 21. All i can do is LOL.

[spikeyhamster]

I havent seen this advert in 10 years ...

thanks for the blast from the past!

[kingofthe90s]

I remember this old commercial, they even had one in the 1994 movie "Airheads"

the one that stars Brenden Fraser, Adam Sandler & Steve Buscemi as Would-be Rockers that take a radio station hostage in order to get them to play their demo.

[0Nero1]

I remember I had this toy when I was around 7 and my babysitters boyfriend and his mate stretched it to far and it ripped it into two, so I went mental and punched them both in the nuts, I needed a reason anyway because I fancied the shit out of my babysitter.

[FlashGM1]

Silly robbers. They shouldn't wear the striped cloths, it just gives them away.

[malthor18]

well he'll never have erectile dis function

[RawOne911]

they smelled all rubbery lol ihad one. I broke into him and spilled his insides on my parents carpet they never did get it out hahahahahah.

[Hot5six4231]

Stretch Armstrong voice is so 1920's

[JustScreamingAtAWall]

BURGLARS DON'T DRESS LIKE THAT!!!!!!!

[krizonras17]

dirt nasty

[SmellyPickle]

Best Toy Ever

[JOCKATEO]

i bet you could do that with carmen eletra tits by now as her implants are so old

[Krause12689]

Stretch Armstrong was so fun...until you let go

[EvilHippy38]

I remember the distinct smell of these things.

[LogicLyfe]

I never the Stretch Armstrong. But i did have the alien versions. I think it was three of four. I remember having the green, and yellow.

[monstarkook]

So sad that they don't make these anymore...

[smb50073]

am i the only person who ate the corn syrup he was stuffed with?

[moo3992]

@smb50073 i stabbed mine to see what would drip out. then i put a band-aid on it.

[meremeechickadee]

@moo3992 LOL!

[SolidSulfur]

Finally I know what the hell a stretch arm strong is!

[justlyric]

Get ready for the movie!



[chrisxdeboy]

I had a stretch armstrong dog, i still remember how it smelled.

[0ddzZz]

good times

[kalandra1]

Yup that toy looks like TAYLOR LAUNTNER LMAO. What a stupid idea for a movie

[pixargod]

@kalandra1

First off, stretch armstrong is not native american he is caucasian.

[Shika511]

His arms stretch into next week!

[vampyrezombiedragon]

HE STRETCHES UP TO FOUR FEET!!! Until your asshole friend lets go at about the 4th foot and whips you in the f'n face!!

[batinsse]

I accidentaly the whole inside...

[tuboricua123]

man i remember i had one ..he broke the first day -_-

[CASSBMG]

lol i busted mine in the tub i thought i had da under water 1

[bonglover101]

i took the rubber off of this toy when i was like 122 and my sister and i ate the filling inside no joke it was hella sugary

[Tmal10]

I had a vac-man, much cooler.

[AfricanMadman]

I busted mine and got cornsyrup everywhere....

[cutless74]

I really wanted one of these as a kid. I didn't get one due to rumors of the gel being poison. They were cool though

[HCW619]

were can i get one?

[HCW619]

i want one

[DIVENTNA]

@HCW619 i had one

[OhYehAintThatFresh]

Y teared mine up and inside it had a glue-ish substance that until now is still stucked on my closet's top shelf

[theskullkid72]

my neighbor chewed thru mine

[emnity33]

the stuff inside is IMPOSABLE to get off hardwood floors once its tried up. It turns into an indestructible solid substance.

[navycomand]

i remember i had one of those, but oneday i woke up and it was like jelly

[saiyanblade84]

I used to have one!

[93bendzsi]

I remember this:)

I played with this a lot as a child.

I remember theres glue inside of this toy:p

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

i feel old

[FunkayShortz]

HAHA! Taylor Lautner got the part of playing him in the Strech armstrong movie coming out in the summer!

[Richpence]

Ahh man. His arms stretch out to next week!

[jiggagirli]

i had one of these. mine was dysfunctional and didnt stretch at all.

[Elhuggante]

i remember eating the dog he tasted great!

[kiraesque]

I remember I had the dog, Fetch. :( and I accidentally stretched him too far and ripped him. I think I cried for about a week. God, I wish I had another one. if anyone has one they want to sell message me.

[Jessica0630]

accidently*

[Jessica0630]

Anyone ever accdently busted one?? I had to help my friend get it out of the carpet b/4 her mom found out......it might still be there.

[blakfloyd]

I've had the exact same experience if you slightly change the context of "busted one"

[christelle2194]

dude. I cannot wait for Taylor to play this guy.

he looks funny, but I think Tay could pull it off (:

[mrsbrittyboo]

taylor lutner is gonna play him in a movie in 2012

[kedrick06]

i liked him better when he was called Mr. Fantastic.

[RebelTaxi99]

I can't believe they got the buff Twilight wolf guy to be in a movie of Stretch Armstrong. I feel He-Man would be a more appropriet roll for him.

[MACINTOSH4444]

i remember having a stretch armstrong when i was a kid!! i wonder where it is now?

[eragon55698]

wow, so shark boy went from that, to a werewolf, to stretch Armstrong. wow, talk about moving up in the world, right?

[PooshGirlMay]

Right. The hero is blond.

However, it is obvious the film will be much more serious and different than this "figure" very strange. lol

So, we in Brazil are super anxious to see him act with this role that seems to be "too crazy and maybe fun" OO

kisses.

God Luck Tay Tay.

¬¬

[Detth2you]

how the fuck does taylor lautner look anything like this?

[uillchi]

I wish I was joking, but they are making this into a movie starring Taylor Lautner.

[kittyrose25]

i know! and its in 3D

[theperson122]

I remember this commercial, it was a cool toy to have as a kid.

[bigweeniegenie14]

I had him, I strecthed his arm off, and bled this weird gel stuff lol! I also had his enemy? It was a red monster, and he came with a pump, u pump air in him, and his body got hard! Anyone know what I'm talking about lol?

[smurfthumper]

Vac-Man.

[bigweeniegenie14]

YES! That's it! THANK YOU!

[lartrak]

Yeah, I had that. It broke eventually.

[OneManReunion]

I had one of these but i stretched it to much and it bled syrupy stuff :(

[rainbowmuppet]

I found one of these in my grandma's basment. It was my dad's. My brother and I played with it for like an hour.

AWESOME.

[arr5612]

LOL imagine his penis

[cinemudogriton]

my cousin had one, i only have the pirate version :(