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  • man tries to cash 360 billion dollar check,man installs tv with a gun and kills wife,mom eats 3 week old son,says"she didn't mean to" and they wonder why the rest of the world looks at america and goes"what the fuck is wrong with those people"

  • sitting on the toilet

  • She must have eaten at the same Bojangles I did... : P

  • So how did they have sex?

  • well as they say just the other way round luck in lottery no luck in love. hehe he claims she never wanted to get out, where did he go potty the argh

  • i lol'd when i saw the name. thumbs up if u did too!

  • I bet she played a lot of Angry Birds

  • im so lost right now

  • HTF do you sit in any one place for two years? Prisoners go nuts in solitary confinement after like a few monthes

  • 2 Years!!?!? This things is only happening in USA.

  • @Maximalnoob You have a skill at copying comments

  • @Maximalnoob This can happen anywhere. Dumb fucking bitch.

  • @YoungMoney835 nah only an american would be this stupid hahahaha

  • @fatdrood Um, Europeans are Americans, dumb ass.

  • @YoungMoney835 ahh no Europeans are Europeans moron......prove my point much?

  • @fatdrood Europerans are Americans because Europeans are the ones who founded America, and are the ones who mostly come to the U.S.

    Everyone white person you see in the U.S. that looks American may have European heritage and European relatives.

    So in short, you're calling your own people stupid, that's sad.

  • @YoungMoney835 for starters who said im white? ive never set foot in america so how does that make me american?

    last time i checked there are more then just white people in america.

    native Americans were there before white people.

    so in short your not very smart which proves the first point i made even more

  • @fatdrood I never said you were white, dumb fuck. And of course isn't just just white people in America, there is all the races you can think of, all immigrants. Americans in the U.S. have at least some European heritage and relatives.

    You're basically saying if you step foot in the U.S., you turn stupid.

    That's fucking pathetic, you're not worth my time.

  • @YoungMoney835 europeans are white,are you really that stupid? only white americains would have european decent you moron.you dont see anyone from other countrys sitting on a toilet for 2 fucking years! stupid americans ha

  • @fatdrood You make no fucking sense, let me start from the very beginning. You can't comprehend a fucking sentence, fucking prick.

    First of all, i know Europeans are white, second of all, everybody is the U.S. who is white and American looking has at least some ancestors from Europe, and some heritage from Europe. All other races, such as African Americans or Mexicans are not considered to be American unless they were born in U.S. soil.

  • @fatdrood A very long time ago many Europeans came to the U.S., they started having babies, those babies are all known as Americans now. All other races are not considered Americans unless they are born in the U.S.

    Well, Americans are almost part of every race. If i were to take a survey of every white American in the U.S. that you think are stupid, they probably would have some European heritage.

    What you're saying my friend, is that by stepping on U.S. soil you turn stupid.

  • @fatdrood Son, you will not ever be liked if you come to the U.S., the U.S. is filled with all of your European friends, being born in the U.S. does not make you stupid.

    I hope this made you understand.

    Racist fuck. Nobody likes a racist cock sucker like you.

  • @YoungMoney835 EUROPEANS CAME AND FOUNDED AMERICA AND LIVED IN AMERICA, MANY MANY GENERATIONS LATER YOU HAVE THESE TYPES OF AMERICANS THAT ARE IN THE U.S. NOW, ALL WITH EUROPEAN HERITAGE.

    OTHER RACES OTHER THAN 'AMERICANS' SUCH AS AFRICANS ARE NOT CONSIDERED TO BE AMERICAN DUE TO THEM LACKING RACE, BUT MANY OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY BORN ON THE U.S SOIL, SO THEY CHOSE THE WORD AMERICAN AFTER THEIR NAME.

    FUCKER.

  • @YoungMoney835 american is not a race you dipshit,oh so black people cant be american now?only white people? thats pretty bloody racist. Americans are NOT part of every race.i stand by my first comment if all americans are as stupid as you are then may god help us!

  • @fatdrood You answered your own question, since American is not a race, the U.S. is made up of all different kinds of races, you're basically insulting every race.

    People in the U.S. who consider them self's as fully American have at least some European heritage and family members.

    All other races are American as well, unless they're not born in America, it's that simple, stop arguing with me, you're being racist, lol.

    You're saying I'm bloody racist when you're the one insulting.

  • @YoungMoney835 you have to be the stupidest person i have ever come across you don't even know what you are arguing 

  • @fatdrood This woman stuck on the toilet probably has great great grandparents that are European. She is considered American due to her being a far out generation soil born American.

    Thank you.

  • @YoungMoney835 i never said any one race was stupid you dipshit,who gives a fuck about anyone who have European descendent? fact of the matter is the only people in the world who are stupid enough to sit on the toilet for 2 years come from america

  • ...wut.

  • Let me guess this is a story to test to see how numb people are to foolish time wasting stories. Stuck to the tube what's the difference?

  • now he can pay for her medical bills that will cost $40,000. hahaha. taxpayers win again!!!

  • how he can afford a non stick toilet seat for his weird bitch

  • @anonanon556 lol your comment made me laugh

  • thinking*now he can move into a real house!!*~shows picture of trailer even after he won the lottery~BAHAHAHAHA

  • Jesus, every time RWJ puts out a new video I'm confused about how I got to some fucked up video an hour later.

  • @goldendogs14 did her boyfriend went to jail ????

  • she was scared of her inlaws so she took a two year long shit?

  • thumbs up if you dont know how you got here

  • Now he can use the money to move away from that bitch.

  • They live in a trailer in Kansas -____-

  • Congratulations! This has just won most random story of the year.

  • Id win the lottery twice in one year too if i lived in a city where the population is 48.

  • LMAO so random

  • good lordy, to sit on toilet with your pants around your ankle all cause of fear of coming out....BAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Love the ending of the cops comment and head gesture......well toilet seat stuck to her. HAHAHAHA! dumb asses

  • wonder how much he spends on the lottery lol.

  • 0:17-0:28 is HILARIOUS! I'm sure he tried to hold back cracking a laugh by the end of the soundbyte! Jeezus Krist, I couldn't stop laughing at that part! LOL Anyway, ummm, two years? o_O

  • she would die from the humerroid wouldnt she

  • WEIRD!!!

  • WOW FAT LAZY LADY!

  • @organismdeveloper If he really loved her he wouldn't have told anyone about her embarrassing movement(s). He could have at least lied and said that she was meditating or teaching herself a foreign language.

  • What a shitty situation. At least she could buy a lot of t.p. to write on the next time that she gets stuck.

  • did she win another toilet?

  • The reporter's name is Whipple. JESUS CHRIST. (anyone remember the Charmin commercials with Mr. Whipple?) I am dying. That is hilarious.

  • wow from a toilet to abuse!!!

  • Why did they break the toilet to get the toilet seat off? Those things come off... theres a hinge on the back.... lol.

  • This is his 2nd win in the lottery this year, his girlfriend spent several months in the hospital... was that the prize?

    Good for some i spose :P

  • people like this woman deserve to be destroyed with impunity

  • That's just bizarre. Not just the thing about the woman, but also that the guy won the lottery twice!! These people pay to get on TV with weird news, I suspect.

  • @Suzejuice he should have donated the money to osama bin laden just to make the story a little more irritating.

  • you abuse your girlfriend and win the lottery ,how does karma fit into this story

  • You might be a redneck if:

    -Your girlfriend finds the toilet more comfortable than your living room recliner

    -You're the only local lottery winner

  • 2 years?! Two years?! Or did he glue her ass to the toilet? HE may have a "normal" lifestyle, but then for most men anymore that's all that counts. I don't buy his story at all! He should have been jailed. Then again, she's just a woman. Probably muslim, and that was "honor" punishment.

  • @JaniceParton :D yeah, the whole story is full of shit

  • Haha he's going to buy a new toilet seat :)

  • lol I saw the first video and than when I saw this one I was shocked lol. Crazy.

  • Dear God,

    Fuck you.

    With love,

    Jonathan

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  • @sociopathpsych God luvs ya

  • wow..... fuck...

  • Break the toilet from the "stool" of my!

  • What they don't tell you is that he spends 25 grand a year on lottery tickets to win 20 grand...

  • I think that its a scam and she only pretended to be in there and she became invisible and helped him win the lottery and they super glued her but to the seat and thats what I think.

  • This is the weirdest bit of karma I've ever heard.

  • what ? why didn't her bf cut the toilet seat away, yeah she would of been walking around with a toilet seat stuck to her ass but better than being stuck to a toilet!! and as for the dick head who didn't do something about it sooner what a twat head

  • Fuckin Amerifag yokels :/ So slack.

  • i dont even know if i believe this because srsly if you were stuck for even longer than a couple days you wouldnt just continue to sit there.... youd just break the toilet apart and then proceed to get the fucking seat off your ass, not sit there for TWO years. iono seems crazy.

  • That's what I call "pot luck".

    *ducks flying tomatoes*

  • if she was sitting on the toilet for 2 years, where did he shit? and how did she sleep? and who fed her? sounds like a fucking insane couple to me!

  • See, assholes win lotto.

  • LOL, my legs go numb if I sit for 20 mins.

  • @Reverseflush

    your nasty man lmao

  • @Reverseflush my left ass cheek goes numb if i sit in a chair or toilet XD

  • @Reverseflush why would you st on it for 2mins anyway? how big are those shits

  • she deserves a bullet in the head.

  • @Seigu007 Fat whore right? :/ fuck that shit... too many cheeseburgers for her

  • He must be one lucky Son of a bitch. What are the odds? Crunch those numbers in a pipe and smoke it:)

  • Words fail me !

  • It's a free country; if she wants to sit on the toilet for a couple of years in her own home, that's her right. Sounds like she could benefit from some help, but you have to want it first.

  • @owlandtree But she was sitting on someone elses seat. Thats trespassing. Anyway she must have had considerable ass pain when they peeled her off it!

  • Daaaamn! Now he can buy that crazy bitch a new ass!

  • WHO THE FUCK WINS THE LOTTERY TWICE IN ONE YEAR? that's just not fair. at all.

  • @appelsintred Someone here in the UK won both British Lotto AND Euromillions in one week...! No it was not me, fuck it.

  • @appelsintred

    Neither is having a girlfriend stuck to a toilet for two years.

    How is that even possible? Maybe if you have your girl do the same then you'll win too.

  • I'm willing to bet he's not with her anymore.

    Before money: I love you honey

    After money: See ya bitch! GL with that new toilet seat I got you!

  • If anyone should be charged with a crime ,it should be the toilet woman.

    OH , WAIT , it's not a crime to be stoopid.

    The man was lucky 3 times,not 2. He won the lottery twice ,and was also able to get rid of the toilet woman. I wonder if she sat on the hospital toilet during her time in the hospital? Did the nurses have to pry her off the hospital toilet? Maybe the boyfriend can make her favorite chair in the shape of a toilet seat? Does the sheriff have to replace the seat they ruined?

  • for 2yrs. on a toilet. boyfriend thought it was normal. he let it happen. she's soft in the head, and phsyco. so, now, tell me again why they are rewarded with money and not eliminated from the gene pool?

  • haw haw haw Arkansas?

    She must have really loved it in there. If she was stuck to the seat , then she didn't even stand up for 2 years? I suppose she could have washed if she could reach the sink. Imagine ther smell! From now on , her ass will be shaped like a commode seat.

  • @graverobber35 WTH you talking about Arkansas for? "A *KANSAS* man..." Kansas is NOT Arkansas boy! Learn to read and brush up on your geography skills!

  • @graverobber35 WTH you talking about Arkansas for? "A *KANSAS* man..." Kansas is NOT Arkansas boy! Learn to read and brush up on your geography skills some!

  • sticky situation. tell you what

  • So did he screw her on the toilet, too?

  • I'd hit it!

  • only $20k? :|

  • crazy white people

  • @epiksonik shut up racist prick crazy black people too

  • no white people -are- crazy, black people are just lazy.

  • By the book tabloid news. They could have said John Doe won the lottery, but no, it has to be, John Doe, the dude with the toilet bound gf, won the lottery :)

  • $5.00 Kory got BJ's every single day!

  • @ItsDamianLOL WEll then you get 5.00 dollas my friend =)

  • Toilectic, just a more bizzare form of anorexic

  • At least justice has been served against this asshole for abusing his deranged girlfrien...wait, he won the lottery? Twice?! For being a douche?! What about that whole karma biting you in the ass thing? So if that ass is grafted to a toilet for 2 years it's rewarded?! Damn it God, what am I suppose to believe in now?! *bangs head on toilet bowl*

  • Hahaha wow!

  • Well, now he can afford to replace the toilet seat...

    ...and the girlfriend.

  • How'd she get sores on her body? What crappy (pun unintended...) kind of toilet seat did he have? I would return that toilet, if it causes you to get sores.

  • @19torento She got the sores from sitting on the toilet seat for long periods of time. Known as pressure sores, the area of skin that is being pressed on becomes deprived of blood circulation. It's the same thing as bed sores, from not moving!

  • Arrest him IMMEDIATELY.

  • @Ariegiggles Wait. Are you serious? o_0 Why?!

  • Aint that bout bitch

  • Lucky Ass!

  • how did she balance on the toilet thats what I dont get her spine mustve

    been in agony and her back. Very odd. How did she sleep. These and many

    more questions !!!

  • The ingredients for a great story? Woman stuck to the toilet: check. Boyfriend of the woman wins the lottery: check. But what is missing? Oh, yes! The COMFORT WIPE....

  • wow, well he won the lottery twice but sure didn't win the lottery when it comes to girlfriends

  • great comments!

    my question....

    did she spend her hospital time on the hospital toilet?

    Someone post her name , so I can send her a case of toilet paper. Did she have a tv set up in the bathroom to watch? Magazine rack? pillow to sleep on? telephone?

  • @graverobber35 It's probably cause most of us who watch this video either have too much time on our hands or we have something we should be doing, but we want to put it off. Thus the in depth comments about a woman stuck on a toilet.

    Did she spend time on the hospital toilet? They probably gave her a bed pan to take care of the problem. Hands over bed pan. "Here, have fun sitting on this."

    I don't know her name, though. Sorry.

  • redneck!!!

  • Re...ver...se .....blumpkin?

  • he can use his lottery winnings to install a 2nd bathroom!

  • It's amaizing she didn't die from infection, and living in filth!

  • Ridiculous that they charged him for something he didn't do.

  • @youarelovedSOmuch Well I mean really, waiting two years to get someone that ill help. She was in his care!

  • @watchensee

    yeah but the fact is he didn't force her to stay there and she had the choice to get herself help. It wasn't his responsibility and by no means should they charge him for her not helping herself. Besides, he did eventually get help. Sorry if I sound confrontational but this is only my opinion.

  • @youarelovedSOmuch No we are intitled to our own opinions. You have your's, I have mine. Yet can't help but wonder, where did he go to the bathroom? I'll bet she stunk! {:P

  • @watchensee She needs to take care of herself. She isn't his responsibility. If somebody was sitting on my toilet for a long time, I wouldn't give a damn, unless I needed to use the toilet, and if someone tried to fine me for letting someone do something stupid I'd consider that bull shit. (Pun unintended of course! ^_^)

  • At 0;22, when he said they had to break the toilet seat away from the stool, I wasn't immediately sure which type of stool he meant. Ick.

  • what did the guy get charged for?? fuck sake he didnt make her stay in there! fucking world american fucks

  • @carndrifter He could have we don't know for sure? But still even if he didn't, he should have gotten help for her sooner. Not waited untill the toilet seat actually became a part of her body! {:P

  • What kind of sores were they that made her get stuck to the toilet? They must have been oozing a sticky substance! That sounds pretty strange but I guess if it is on TV that makes it true.

    Maybe he can use that $20,000 to buy a new trailer.

  • @branders1981 The woman's skin began to grow around the seat which is how she became stuck. The truth can be stranger than fiction.

  • @mrr1980 Really?! Ewww! Oh God! Awww! X(

  • @branders1981 Pressure sores. The same as bed sores! {:(

  • Dear God,

    Fuck you

    -James

  • @Deathsx  Amen

  • Is it me or did God just decide to smoke something bomb again o.O

  • hahahahaha i can now die in peace hahahahaha

  • kansas. jesus. get your shit together.

  • WTF? How did this stupid motherf*cker win the lottery?

  • time to buy a new toilet

  • the name of this video made me rofl for 10 minutes lol

  • Thumbs up if you became shit-faced after hearing the first seven seconds.

  • That is one weird-ass family.

    Literally, weird ass. On the toilet.

  • someone needs to deny him of these funds!!!

  • THESE ARE CONNECTED. I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY ARE.

  • Shit $20,000 bucks aint nothin, this happened in 2008, I bet he was broke by mid 2009.

  • @pistwhiteboy he was probably broke 5 minutes later

  • Hey im from ness city. dont hate. It's sstill a really good town.

  • She'll be sitting on a golden toilet now...

  • @twistedfool420 You can not imagine ow much this comment brightened up my day. Oh my gosh. L.O.L.

  • @twistedfool420 dollar bills toilet paper now!

  • wait a sec....if she got stuck, then that means that she didn't wipe her ass in those 2 years...

  • I am going to start sitting longer on the toilet....*don't disturb...is trying to win the lottery!*

  • You can't make this stuff up.

  • when this happens to rich people they hide the story so now he won the lottery we wont be hearing anthing again

  • @datzfast you figure he's rich after winning only 20k?

  • @cs028 not as rich as Obama he won that nobel peice prize and its about million dollars. sure he donated it to his faviorite charity himself, did you think he gave it to the united negro college fund?

  • BF of toliet-dweller wins the lottery!? :O

    He can buy a bigger-toilet now!

  • Oh funny the stairs to the front door of the mobile home, are futher down going up to the wall side of it, not anywhere near the door.!! maybe he just shoved food in through the bathroom window, omg how funny, sad kinda lol

  • He won the lottery 2 times, that woman was stuck for 2 years, .. 2 years on the pot equals 2 lottery wins, this has got to be the strangest thing I have ever seen, period! He has to be a retard to allow that poor woman, to stay that way! They both neeed mental HELP!

  • Was she fat or something?

  • why do people like that win the lottery =\

  • @sloth96cky Because they play it constantly, wasting money on chance

  • those chinese toilets, i tell ya'. At least he can buy her a comode now. then he can take her to target and buy some sharmin.

  • hmm.. did he go to the neighbours' to crap then or was it more that they were into some serious fetish **** ..well i guess there would have been a pretty straight forward pipe, between her mouth and the toalet tub that eas

  • WHAT THE FUCK ... DID I REALLY JUST BELIEVE THAT WAS REAL? HOLY SHIIIIIIT AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOooooo  WAAAYYYYY , THIS HAS GOT TO BE WORLD RECORD MOST RANDOM SHIT THAT EVER HAPPENED IN THE SAME 48 SECONDS , LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WE ARE THE FEW THAT WITNESSED HISTORY CONGRADULATIONS

  • if he kept her in there for 3 more years, would he of won a million?

  • this cant be real... this is way beyond the words "fucking ridiculous" as if anyone would ever just sit on a toilet seat with their bare ass so long their skin would grow over it. sure skin can grow over, lets say, a very tight ring - but that takes like years! and she'd probably have to move her ass around a little, and if she noticed her own skin was becoming one with the filthy toilet seat she shits on every day, shed probably do something about it...

  • @Maksymaxi

    lolololol

  • @Maksymaxi

    It's real. She has a terrible phobia of toilet infringement :)

    Phobia's are not all passive, some can be VERY extreme.