10 best Chuck Norris Facts

[dragonking5396]

When Chuck Norris plays a multi-player game, everyone rage quits!

[bigdingding77]

why are there no jokes about bruce lee??? BECAUSE BRUCE LEE IS NO JOKE!

[schonjakob]

blackbolt can blow you to the sun with a whisper but chuck norris can erase you from exists with out even thinking about it

[insaneweirdo12345]

Chuck norris laughs more like chuck Norris my butt

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[mrjodav1]

Chuck Norris declared world peace after he has killed everyone

[febinyusuff]

Chuck Norris' dick has a dick of it's own - and even that's bigger than Ron Jeremy's :D

[moptops4]

@figgnuder you mean a STARING contest!!!!

[figgnuder]

CHUCK NORIS can beat madusia at a blinking contest

[Yaguacho]

Whats the only thing more powerful than one Chuck Norris

Answer: 4 Chuck Norrises because Chuck Norris is 3 times stronger than himself.

[SHNGHN]

Fact missing: Chuck Norris INVENTED Steven Seagal

[danceswithcatfish]

Chuck Norris for president

[SKOZMO94]

once upon a time, chuck norris had sex with a hooker on the back of a semi truck. one sperm cell dropped on the back seat. that semi truck is now called, optimus prime

[RushBuzzing]

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't go up and down, the Earth does. Many countries call them earthquakes.

[caspercoven]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[slypanther1998]

every body that thumbs down has went missing in wierd roundhouse kick incident

[bigguy228]

Chuck Norris takes vacations in the Bermuda Triangle

[DannyBoi7342]

Lol Chuck Norris isn't even special. Theres all these "facts" about him but if they were true, he would come into my house right now and smash my head on the keyboaoisudfhpiareo;nsdjfiuvfg­hav0ew7hr243483hujreufdjhygas7­nibhuygvie838fjcki9eijeksklsok­eoioirjfjkskdfgkirijjddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­ddddddddduas949839rifjijsjaoie­8rfuijre9834jr9q8j9

[RoundHouseKickPro]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its someone who got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

[PedroPtPt10]

Chuck Norris can out-run the speed of light.

[2seconds2long]

Chuck Norris can get a chick pregnant by ejaculating into his hand and then punching her in the stomach.....too far?

[ResetHangOver]

one time Chuck FUCKED a bitch in a truck and it fall down one sperm. Now this truck is optimus prime!!

[2fast2jack]

*5 CHUCK NORRIS FACTS*

1. Chuck Norris uses a stuntman for cry scenes...

2. Crop circles are Chuck Norris's pre-school art projects

3. Chuck Norris spelled backwards is pain.

4. Chuck Norris walked into a bar. There were no survivors.

5. The Jedi don't use the Force. The use Chuck Norris. With Chuck's permission.

[UltimateWindows1]

Thumbs up, if you fear CN.

[puttrainguy]

Superman wears a Chuck Norris pajama set to bed at night !!!

[LoboLoco496]

Chuck Norris uses Superman's Layer to shit on.

[LoboLoco496]

Chuck Norris can put out a forest fire with only gasoline.

[LoboLoco496]

Chuck Norris knows the las digit of pi.

[onik1ner57]

i mean cmon ... chuck norris i sjust a dumb actor.. if he was god he would come to my house and slam my face into my keyboafdjgnsdofuvnsdvj d fjgno dfgjn osdfjgsdfuigisdfusdfjg jsfdghduofg

[SomeGamerKid]

My gym teacher is beast, like uber beast, and he is second only to chuck norris.

[StSatanica]

The piss called red bull isn't chuck norris, that's charlie sheens product!

[BenShumkov221]

@StSatanica your right its monster

[ThtsWatSheSaid19993]

Chuck Norris' daughter lost her verginity. He got it back!

[MsCRUSADER83]

CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T WEAR SUNGLASSES THE SUN WEAR CHUCKNORRISGLASES

[kurousagi02]

Chuck Norris doesn't have phobias because chuck norris is a phobia

[jasper561996]

The Hulk and the Thing cried after shaking hands with Chuck Norris

[cekinxxx]

when chuck norris goes to bed he checks his closet for clint eastwood

[AlexLacove]

Chuck Norris took a vacation to the Virgin Islands. When he came back, they were just the islands

[KlavierKummer]

chuck norris wont blend 

[ElTopo951]

chuck norris has a ufo as a keychain

[Peaceoutsuckz]

I like the one that says chuck norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, he blinked once. Hahah

[runemaniac312]

Chuck Norris can clog a toilet by going pee

[LdRfilmz]

haha i had a red bull today, it made me kick ass

[saur55]

In the bombing of Japan, they were going to launch Chuck Norris, but launched a nuke instead because it was more humaine

My original fact! :)

[NerfMaster000]

@saur55 I had that idea 2!

[beatleslovelucy]

ahh!those are all cool....where'd you get them from?

[Jiwjow]

we know this as red bull

[minchmad]

lol hellen kellers favorite color is chuck norris.