Ghosts in a Bottle Sell For $2000

[RUS38]

I caught a sacred fart in the bottle, would I need to put a blue water inside or the normal clear tap water will work?

[SmokeAnO]

lol this is called being rly broke and looking for ways to make easy money abusing idiots.....................jus­t like Soulja Boy cept soulja boy is a fucking idiot

[InfomercialRemixer]

Is this a joke?

[Jayd3e101]

That's not cool, making a joke on michael jackson and lassie. Michael jackson may not be liked by some, but making a joke when hes dead? Duddeee, too early.

[UncleSteven69]

@Jayd3e101 Actually it's not too early...It never is early. Learn to take a joke.

[Jayd3e101]

@UncleSteven69 Not a very funny joke imo.

[PaleoClipper]

lol take advantage of the superstitious.

[Dahgrostabphri]

I gotta get some ghosts up for sale today!!! I got some windex and little bottles from some weed I bought a month ago. *poof* instant ghost!

[LmfaoGod]

Can i marry this guy. Oh my god.

[RikiTikiTavi91]

I must of missed the scene in the exorcist where after it he bottled the spirit and put it on ebay.

[NickTheSlasherMgirk2]

i have a bottled up ghost of richard simmons after he won wrestle mania .

[DeadmanIsBack666]

fake. this bitch just wants money.

[migara1]

Epic =)))

[estelle715]

Why didn't she just flush them down the toilet?

[Juss1609]

NO! you didnt! ... You serios?

[jdetuncq]

Boones Farm aaahhhh...brings back good memories of youth! Now if you had say maybe "Elvis" then I would be interested.....riiiiight.....g­et a life!!!!

[drake4563]

......

[Ryosuke1208]

That holy water looks like the one on castlevania.

Havent heard of any holy water that burns upon shattering the bottle though.....

[drche420]

By all means if ppl are retarded enough to buy it, let them.

[mikedamat]

I'm selling ghosts for only $40 a bottle, buy now!

In my opinion if your that stupid, you deserve to lose $2000 dollars.

[lanceawatt]

fucking hell

[WolfmanJoeHunter]

Amazing! I'm gonna buy me some blue shit and make a fortune.

[redcurrantart]

Now Ghost in a bottle that's jus a one off thing. Everyone (well me anyway, and now you) knows that the real money is in Genies... Jinn... Especially of the sex slave variety. No... Seriously, I'm not being funny. Check eBay. There's "Power Sellers" who's main items for sale are Genies trapped in bottles, rings, and other items.

[MsWanderer1]

Sounds like the same people that voted for Obama!

[redcurrantart]

Really? I thought that usually hicks and red necks voted Republican? Hmm.... I obviously stand corrected by the expert opinion given.

[Eldritch78]

Yeah, because the voters that wanted Sarah "protected from witches" Palin in office are all about the rational worldview.

[Danerd9]

2000 dollars of windex. :D

do u dare open it?

FAKE AND GAY?

*question mark*

[muttgooch]

I bid 50 cents for the boons farm

[FerreThoughts]

75 cents!

[ParisianHermit]

1) who the hell is dumb enough to believe that ghosts actually exist and that they can be trapped in bottles?

2) how does somebody as idiotic to believe that have $2000 of free cash to spend and why would they even buy these bottles?

[bayfax7]

call james randi (1 million dollar!)

[wildnine00]

F'ing hilarious.

[undisputedgreatest]

Awesome video.

[st4ticblu3]

I don't have a ghost in a bottle but I could fart in a ziplok bag. I bet it would sell.

[foospecial]

Put Santa in a bottle and I might be interested...

[aquafishsoup]

i caught the famous big foot ghost in my water bottle when i want camping three years ago i'm selling it for 6000 dollars and some meat.

[BipedalHumanoid]

Not any different to what the catholic church sells every sunday. What makes the blue water any more kooky than the cracker and wine transubstantiation scam?

[adzug]

nothing.ceptin the rc churchs got millions of veiwers, i mean parishaners

[BipedalHumanoid]

That doesn't give it any credibility. To think so is to fall for the appeal to popularity logical fallacy.

[adzug]

yeah, i kno.

[supertrinko]

shortly afterwards, i found an auction titled "bottle of water with blue food colouring in it" it went for significantly less.

Marketing tactics do work.

[VesusSheist]

I have some bottled ghosts too...the holy water is yellow, though.

[EclecticSceptic]

I love this zeitgeist show!

[netsoj]

I raff I ruse!

[ArranoGris]

HAhaha, when she says "I don't know if it's psychological or not, but..."

She should have said, if she were honest:

"...I don't give a shit as long as some sucker will pay me $2k for it."

[SicSeb]

Whahahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD

[tdp1909]

'The Smart Money'??

Puh-lease!

[LuthierGod]

WOW!! I knew if I held on to my Ghost in a Bottle collection for long enogh it would be worth something one day!! And those baseball card collectors said I was crazy!!

[Smudge4C]

Nothing in this video particularly surprises me, except the way he says "Apricots". Is that normal for Americans?

[jetboyJ22]

I've never heard another American say "apricot" like that. It should be Ape-ricot, not aup-ricot. Could be a regional thing though...

[SunnyStorm21]

Even if there really were ghosts in the bottles, why would anyone want them? Wow.

[Thebeastcalledmydong]

Pffff... I collect ghosts all the time in my green tunic, after that I sell them to a shady old women for rupees and other goodies. These people are n00bs.

[VlOREL]

I wanna see that idiot who paid 2000 bucks for the "ghost"! :))) haha!

[TapSangBong]

why pay 2000 bucks for a ghost in a bottle? just walk into a catholic church and get a Jesus-in-a-cracker for free....

[winterstellar]

Good idea! I'll start selling ghosts in a bottle in America, cause the supply of idiots(i.e customers) in America is virtually limitless. (My ghosts will be cheaper too!) : )

[shubidubar]

fatpig

[longstrider9999]

LOL!!!!...damn good video!

[Danerd9]

@myjizzureye - it's a fruit u idiot

[myjizzureye]

The prick cant pronounce it correctly.

[philthy122]

its new zealand....other side of the planet. And yes she is a douche, radio stations here had a field day at all the dumb-arse-ary of the chick, her 'ghosts' and idiots who bid on it.

[flipside3512]

brb buying bottles of blue colored water for $2000

[exacerbatedtaboo]

I would love to find the idiot who acutally bought these fucking viles and insult him or her relentlessly til they break down in tears.

[surlagachette2]

There are actually adults who believe in ghosts? Sad..

[philthy122]

@ surlagachette2 Millions of them, they're commonly call fundi (add religion here) morons.

[sammygee17]

there are adults that believe in imaginary friends too, such as a popular one called jesus, believe it or not.

[xxxFaustusxxx]

I'm not a believer in ghosts, but I don't find it sad. The brain has a way of misinterpreting stimuli, which causes people to form flawed conclusions and believe what they experienced was a ghost. It's understandable if you don't have much knowledge about psychology and how our brains operate.

[surlagachette2]

I know quite a lot about psychology. And i still think it´s sad that adults can be that stupid. It gives very little hope fr the future of humanity if so many can´t separate reality from ghosts and gods. Anyone can misinterpret stimuli and draw flawed conclusions. Thats where critical thinking and intelligence comes in.

[bighugejake]

Fuck me. That is the smartest investment plan ever.

[kensuke0]

This video was so epic in win, JRR Tolkien would rise from the grave just to shit himself then die again.

[MonkeyBallZ214]

If L. Ron Hubbard hasn't risen and said "Oh shit, I can't believe they actually bought it!" yet, then don't expect Tolkien to rise for this.

[melora72]

Catching ghosts in bottles. Kind of reminds me of how they caught ghosts in Ghostbusters.

[porkramen21]

Blue? What is it fucking Caspar?

[adamvallieres01]

poor ghosts, trapped in tiny bottles forever. you should let em out in the garden or something, or maybe a ghost sanctuary, so they can float and haunt with other ghosts

[supercrevolution]

I'm selling a fart in a jar

[zenniz1992]

How profitable this business are.

[joralebedev]

I say she's lying.  She ate the ghosts. Actually, lots of them. Wait, no... those were sausages.

[rg0057]

I have some ghosts to sell, but for some reason mine are yellow. Anyway, let the bidding begin at, say $10000, for special yellow ghosts.

[bkishar]

@rg0057

My ghosts are dark yellowish-green, should I see a doctor?

[MissAtheist77]

I'm reminded everyday of the stupidity of people....

[campasini]

i am losing hope for humanity.

[FinalHeresy]

I need an Old priest and a youth Priest....

[Ryanowning]

Hmmm, I have several jelly jars still left after that PB&J party I had...

I think I heard an ooga booga in my attic, I'll be right back...

[CartervonRiedel]

hahahahahahaha....

windex

[JustinDThomas]

How much for Abraham Lincoln's ghost?

[Boy192]

The b*tch was hot. I'd buy those stupid bottles if she ((something, something RUDE)) to me...

[OMGitsSEVEN]

omg, why din i think of that

[z5d3]

DId anyone else find it funny that the bottle of Boone's Farm was the only bottle that actually contained "spirits".

[rubberbaby00]

australians are the new americans

[MonkeyBallZ214]

Not new. They've been following us for a while.

[dskrilla1]

The thing is, this lady probably isn't crazy at all. The retard that bought it is the crazy one, along with everyone else that put down a bid on it..

[TheDrpretorious]

Anyone else find it funny that this a story about ghosts and the guys name is Geist?

[ISDP1337]

This is probably the most win thing I've seen in a long time.

[SubmarinerAndroid]

The money these days is in selling bullshit to morons, especially religious morons.

[BionicDance]

I liked the part where he made fun of the idiots believing in palpable nonsense. ;)

[etowngftddummy]

Haha awesome reporting

[canada6039107]

Thanks god, I'm an atheist loooooooool

[fcdog555]

If I cum in a jar, can I sell it for a million times as much since I will have a million little sperm ghosts?

[Aught3]

Was it just me or did the ghost-seller sound like an Australian?

[mp9yq9tx]

i got elvis in an old toothpaste tube.

[CyberDraco]

I am totally shocked at how wonderfully pleased I am by a mainstream reporter.

[JanisXAChambers]

Could you imagine the uproar if someone could put a 'ghost in a bottle'. Lets not even get into the fact it would prove life after death, but containment of immaterial entities? Some idiot now has a two 2000 dollar bottles of windex as the rest of the world rolls their eyes.

I have one of Jesus' sandals I'm selling for 10million, never mind the 'McKids' Logo, he had small feet.

[IAmTheBlurr]

Best commentator EVAR!

[Bueller007]

Holy water is blue now?

[DooMDrat]

@Bueller007

Duh, of course. It's blue, just like the sky is blue. It's distilled sky, the domain of the magic sky daddy!

[Thekandy]

Ehehe, Ebay is gonna see an influx of bottled ghosts pretty soon.

[ScaryGuy255]

A fool and his/her money are soon parted.

[NeuroticoAnonimo]

Love how the supposedly immaterial can be captured inside material receptacles.

[dalejr88]

HAR!!

[filorps]

Two in the box,

Ready to go.

We be fast,

And they be slow

[thevideoguy555]

I might try this. Could make a couple quick bucks off of some dumb asses.

[kexxrulz]

I've got to try to sell some "ghosts"

[KingMacintosh]

Lol stupid fatass Chrisitan. Windex for 2000$ because it has a Christian cross and a "spirit". This is why religion needs to end! Reporter win, though.

[Deioth]

*obligatory Ghostbusters reference*

[Richardgwm]

Corks defeat ghosts.

[BoxBoardCard]

Geez, why didn't I think of this first. Excuse me while I go jizz in a bottle, add green food coloring, and auction it off as ectoplasm.

[FreeInquisition]

Let the morons pay for moronic stuff.

[xccmx]

HAHAHA...

Lassie FTW!

[AtheistOnTheEdge]

How does somebody dumb enough to believe in ghosts in a bottle get to have two grand to spend?

[MonkeyBallZ214]

AOTE, it's called, "Dumb luck". Emphasis on the dumb.

[zacky89]

hehe funny Willie but.. always safe to play it on MJ.. he might get kicked out of MSNBC if he said Patrick Swayze or Farrah Fawcett, or even Brittany Murphy. anyway people are stupid He gave me a good idea Im going to sell some windex and claim it is holy spirit in there.. I can always sell it to some creationist nuts..

[IronManTalks]

I swear, she was playing Ocarina of Time and was like ZOMG! Poe in a bottle! That's a great idea to commit fraud with while I rape people's wallets.

[riotguards]

news reporter win :D

[jimmyRRpage]

This is awesome...

[stevenaudet]

Can she capture me a leprechaun for Wednesday?

[rosehurry]

lol

[ChaoticHypothesis]

just great...boones lol

[xtlhogciao]

His sarcasm is epic.

[whosthechamp]

You know... I dont normally like Willie Geist... But this was pretty damn funny!

A+ for Willie Geist!

[IRLpirate]

Way to be unbelievably sarcastic and a-holish, news host.

He's such a douche, as if it was 'stealing their money' GOSH! The people paid the money and knew what they were getting! So what if it's bollocks!

[MonkeyBallZ214]

She took advantage of the ignorant people that believe in exorcist nonsense. Yes, they did willingly give the money for them, but isn't that equal to selling free passes to heaven to the mentally challenged?

[tavadon777]

OMG great Idea!!!!! jk

[IRLpirate]

Yes, but they aren't retarded. It's like people who do palmistry or other bullcrap. So what if it's false? They're gonna do it until people stop wanting it.

[MonkeyBallZ214]

@IRLpirate

They're not retarded? Um, what did they pay $2000 for again? That......is.......RETARDED! Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go summon the second coming of Christ in the restroom. Anyone want to buy the Armageddon Christ that will arrive in the toilet soon? Should be worth as much as those 2 ghost, at least.

[Nerusai]

@MonkeyBallZ214

I like that, selling FREE passes. ^^

[surlagachette2]

"but isn't that equal to selling free passes to heaven to the mentally challenged?"

Like christianity?

Yes.

[MonkeyBallZ214]

Bulls-eye! Give this man a prize! How about God sends you a ghost of your own to your place so you can sell it on Ebay?

[RUS38]

@surlagachette2 good idea))

[goldragon988]

Awesome! Funny reporter.

[Ep1cure]

lol. Fantastic!