WORST PARENTS IN THE WORLD! (1/25/10-327)

[rentluver95]

SHAYTARDS SATURDAY MORNING/AFTERNOON MARATHON! :D

[SnEzXFuZziionZz]

Princess tard. Lol

[tard101x]

at my school, if u dont have any money than all you get is fruits and vegatables

[iVVATCH]

3rd time through all you vlogs

[TheNinacookie17]

which vidoe does mommy tards say she pregos?



[TalkWithAsh]

@TheNinacookie17 It's fat man almost dies bench pressing....or something like that lol

[TheBETZINATOR]

@TheNinacookie17 FAT DUDE ALMOST DIES BENCH PRESSING! (12/22/09-293)

[yoyo6492]

I get free lunch. that right there is not fair. :(

[Jenchixo]

Aww @ 7:54 :D how she put the strap and looks at the camera as she bends back up!

[lmfaoxTANTxPIS]

This is so cute, Shay talking about how he went from fanboy to friend with the YouTube "elite". Because now, a year and some-odd months later he has his own company, employees (!!!!), and still running strong. I wonder where he'll be this time next year!

[delicatepuzzle]

Thanks Shaytards for my marathon today. You brought me loads of laughs, smiles and now I know your real names. OMG makes me LOVE EM' even more.

[JansProduction]

Getting fucking chocolate milk in school? Now i know that many in the USA is fat! ^^

[TheBiscuitmonkey]

In my school we don't have to pay for our lunch

[SoBeIt1454]

At my elementary school we got crackers with sometimes peanut butter and a string cheese and at my middle school they didn't give us any food.... If we were even a penny short they said no...

[MySuitsOnFire]

At my school, if you don't have enough money on your account, you have to go work in the kitchens to get lunch. I had to take out 10 bags of trash yesterday so I could eat some fruit.

[JustBeFlawless]

More like the best parents ever...

[first2middle]

Shay;;I just ate a funzie-Kitkat,Snickers,and A hersheys!!Its 9:20pm....I should be asleep I have school in the morning....Bout to go eat a blue-dumdum!!! <3

[misspetunia3]

Poor Sontard :( didnt get the delicious burrito :(

[cutiegirlhater]

I love Sour Patch Kids!

[MrHeartbroken01]

hi shay! here in south asia we people were shown d image dat in america there is no family system, no social/ethical norms...everybody just doin crime, childerns dont know who r their fathers and just crazy un-ethical bunch of gangsters and all dat... ur vids have helped me in understanding americans house-life... but ask pantagon not to bomb our houses...

[peekayyemm]

socks in spanish = calcetas

[MsClairebear26]

Shay has lost so much weight!

[ThisMeansWitchery]

When i was in gradeschool i forgot to bring my lunch money so what i got for lunch that day was a small bag of crappy cookies like animal cookies and a milk.

[CeejaIsADinosawr]

I watch your vlogs while I straiten my hair. :D Its a great plan untill I burn my ears laughing:D

[Spongesponger]

NOOOOOOO not the DELICIOUS BURRITO!

[bob3211000]

say what? 7 more kids you know that? Prfft do it hard!!!!

[cubbiely]

11:30 princesstard eating sontard's candy. :D

[emmyspemmy17]

Anyone else on a Tard marathon?

[coolcharmedify]

@emmyspemmy17 helltotheyeah!

[Emilysalyers09]

Like this if u think Kassam Is Awesome

[GoldenFlither15]

Ever heard of "one size fits all"?

[TheRick916]

your great

[GeeTheBee104]

I freakin love this video!!

[xiaosecretability]

PRINCESSTARD KNOWS HER CANDY:)

[ciara1617555]

he's never gonna be president now!!!

[ciara1617555]

i love how all three of them had to check that he had the candy bag!! :D

[janiebabyify]

ultratidegainbounceback?? lol

[JuliaP777]

Its funny how they can give children that have parents that pay for their kids lunch's and forget to pay once that crap when there are all of these parents out there that don't pay for there kids lunch's at all and get FREE lunch's (which are not really free because you and I, tax payers, are paying for their lunch's while our kids eat crap). I think they should do lunch just like they do breakfast, everyone free. Then the kids and parents would be happy and no more yearly lunch forms.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

By the way Shay, never worry about what viewers are gonna think if you miss a day or don't get something up on time. Real life takes precedence.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

I take it 488 people wanted to see parents actually abusing their children.

[TheBubblez11]

okayy ppl he has a life and he has stuff to do and responsibly ..... love u shay i dont get mad ..

[Twighlight21fan]

now babytard can almost ride a two wheeler :( now i know what parents mean when they say they grow up too fast!

[3boredudes]

When I was in middle school if u didn't have money, they were like "sux for u kid now get your a** outa my line"

[1bam159]

and my middle school if you didnt have enough money you get a pb&j sandwich but at the high school i go to if you dont have enough money for lunch then you dont get lunch at all unless someone will buy it for you

[XxMusicHottie27xX]

487 ppl dont havve a sensce of humor

[Kiddoftheirks]

lets get this to 666,666 views lolololoolololololol

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Why don't they give u a reminder when the lunchcard is getting low on funds

[Ruth3Jessi5Sierra8]

at my highschool, if ur outta money or dont have any, they dont care, they wont give you food. its stuipd! thats why i bring bag lunch now! haha

[trinagranger]

Shay, I loooooooooooooovve yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[kurosaki0001000]

i dont care ur vids r late or short cos i hve mre then 500 eps to catch up on

[LegendOfTheDude]

@kurosaki0001000 same here dude lol i used to love watching them and then i got a xbox then i forgot about of watching this once a day

[vegasprincesstard]

hey i saw that show!!!!! he wasnt being very smart!!!

[PurplexGreenxx]

@CocoCrazzie he's 6 here and is now 7. UR the mean one and that "fat"ness is called baby fat!

[ChocolateSunday14]

@CocoCrazzie Why would you say that to a wonderful boy like sontard....... your the one who is mean and fat..... get a life dude because THEY ARE THE BEST FAMILY EVER AND I LOVE THEM

[MarioFan124]

I'm not sure if this really counts as being here since the beginning, but after I found you in one of those videos with the odd titles I went back to video number one and watched you up till now.

[saunare]

What happend to this shay :(

[TheCoolcat108]

you are to cool rxie.

[dranzer26]

I remember when kid's had no lunches at my school they got a peanut butter sandwich, a juice, and a apple or orange. We didn't even have a cafeteria. 1 day a week we had a concession.

[xxJustinBieberxx101]

Come on guys give shay a break, he tries his best and shay i understand what u go throught i once had a long video to upload it took forever, and i was soo unpatient it was HORRIBLE LOL :P

I understand shay im not mad dont wrrrryy, love u guys! :D <3

[CeQuito4444]

I so wish I knew you dude! Everytime I'm down I watch your videos! My fav vid is where you and your wife are trying to get that water thing and you were blind folded and you fell down that was hilarious! It never gets old!!!!! :D

[towerlovesmiley]

Hey Shay, can you send me an message (on my youtube channel) Thanks!

[pkmeele]

last night (around 1 r 2 in da morning i saw the episode number 287 (dnt remember which one it was) n got interested n after takin a 5 hour break r so lol im on this episode n didnt skip any episodes I LOVE THE TARDS XDD

[vbhunter001]

Lucky at my old middle school we got two slice of bread a piece of cheese and a grape juice cup. oh and it was warm grape juice

[supermonkeygirl33]

he is lucky!!!!at my school if we didnt have money left they gave you a pack of cheese crackers............SOMETIMES!­!!!!!

[Cuppycake0129]

awkward momnet when the lunch ladies are watching this... (:

[FrannRants64539]

we have a finger scan at lunch

[fantard100]

your schools gave out free food?? Damn, I live in Toronto and pretty much starved at lunch growing up. Wish I had a lunch card.

[fantard100]

LMFAO at watching the Lil wayne story...ahaha you're Gangsta Shay!

[KarshaClark]

00:39 she looks drunnk

[sad12ist]

he sounds like cat and the hat

[saeeda5000]

your wife is so Annoying , sorry for that :p:p

[LilShorty5050]

@saeeda5000 NO I love Mommytard

[sad12ist]

he sounds like cat and the hat

[sad12ist]

he sounds like cat and the hat 

[kmpars]

best parenting class ever

[epicdule]

im 11 in 6th grade i got sleep 12:00

[jane126484]

uh...school burritos are gross..

[NaturalBeauty86]

haha not gonna lie...those peanut butter sandwhiches were good haha i dont know what kind of peanut butter that was but it was awesome.... haha...poor sontard....no delicious burrito haha aw..

[fandelesluthiers]

Heeey I never get a delicious burrito, they give us pastries everyday and sandwiches on wednesdays only, effing economy -_-

[simplystatic]

holy shit 10pm on a school night! your kids must get no sleep

[HAIRYoTOEoKNUCKLES]

@simplystatic I stay up to 11:30 and I'm in the 5th Grade

[chris284284]

haha a friend reccomended you yesterday and i have watched you since seriously man you are to funny :)

[GoldMineUK]

Sontard for president

[itsfaith77]

11:22 MAN VS. WILD ON THE TV! :D

[mickey2u1]

OMG I cant believe it...ur married to Alanis Morrsette......But I bet ya cant do that on television......lol j/k you guy's are awesome....Mike

[sweetpea0595]

I  u guys I just started watching ur vids. I guys u some of the best parents in the world love u

[JFTunit]

awww mommytard dnt be sad.... your an awesome mom!!!

just dnt forget with rocktard!!

lol

[KELSCENE]

The story of Sontard at lunch is for some reason so sad to me but so funny. I remember a lunch card when I was young (elementary age) but I dont remember any horrifying stories. After that my parents usually gave me cash for lunch or I would pack my own.

[FlippinMissy4]

I love Shaytards sooooo much but this time vs the present sontard makes me so mad sometimes.

[FlippinMissy4]

hahah you get one piece so sontard gets one nerd? haha

[x5darkangelx5]

This was the first shaytards video I ever watch randomly one day. I remember think who is this crazy guy scream at his kids. Little did I know I would one day watch them religiously.

[PessimisticAshley]

at my school you couldn't buy lunch at the school unless you where part of the lunch program which is over 400 dollars for just half the year and than you still had to pay for your lunch too.

[LuckyDuckie9]

@PessimisticAshley thats gay

[Cookie4cora2lee]

in elementary school everyone brought there lunch to school and somedays we got popcorn for a dollar aand we sat on the gym floor to eat lol

[XOXOjellybeanOXOX]

...i pretty much lived off those gross cheese sandwiches...i never had money on my card.. oh well

[loveykms05]

Babytard-kank you daddy! LOL So sweet!

[saltynuts916]

"thats socks as clean as white in spanish duh!" my favorite line ever and finally found it

[twilightrocksmysocks]

lol this made me want to eat some candy so I went and ate some swedish fish

[coolbri2001]

hi!! can i have a shirt too!?PLEEAAAAASSSSEEEE!!!!!!!?­????im your biggest fan!!!I WOULD DIE FOR THAT T SHIRT!!!people at my school dont know you and im like WHAT?ARE YOU KIDDING?!?THEYRE THE ROYAL FAMILY OF YOUTUBE!!"most of my classmates dont even go on youtube! they just studdy and im like O M G the buss comes at like 8:40 and you get up at like 7:00!!watch some tv have fun do something not boreing!!YOUR WASTING YOU LIVES PEOPLE!!!LOL!!

[coolbri2001]

im a skooter pro!!!Lol once i was with my freinds.and i was going right into my freind.before i got to him i knew where to turn,and where to move.i missed him by a mile and let go of the handles and did a peace sighn.buuuuuuuut i ran into the trees when i wasnt looking.LOL!!!!

[BoomerDisney]

Technically, our thumbs ups, comments, and views all contribute to shay's income- Which paid for the candy. Soooo fork over the nerds Shay<3333

[CQModels]

Hello tards, May I have a beer-tard shirt - email is ajhinde@hinde.com

milk her WHAT cool guys love the show ,found you guys 18months ago , and look forward every two weeks for my tard-fix . I watch you guys like soapies :)

love the work Aj

[MrPeanutbudda]

No no the borito!!!!!!!!!

[MisfitSkater805]

the burrito!

[MisfitSkater805]

the burrito!

[pkristenable]

Hey Shay I have the same couch!!! And I always play with it it cool it like magic you can write in it

[YouhGomooh]

When my lunch card runs out, We only get crackers. Four. Crackers. >:(

[hannaabeth]

wow, sontards kinda rude to shay about those nerds haha

[taliebert]

@SHAYTARDSFANHERE awesomest username ever award goes to this guy right HERE!!!! SHAYTARDSFANHERE

[alvaroee14]

Lmao! Awh! I remember when that happened to me. : ( except we dont have cards. We had I think 4 numbers to mesmerize. Lol

[xMendy22]

sontard gets four nerds! lol

[xMendy22]

@purplerox12345able LOL haha thanks for the tip

[benben99100]

Oh Just Wait until its Allowance Time for the kiddos.

[JageSooet]

in sweden the school lunch is free and you get too eat how much you want.

[fluffyfan07]

@JageSooet Lucky, over here we get a select amount and we aren't allowed to serve ourselves :/

[beckis1993]

@JageSooet it's not really free, it's from the taxes which are really high in sweden

[duffdeluxe]

this guy represents everything that is shit about the internet

[myjk2011]

funny like the start when the kids are on the swigs

[sparktheLA]

its cal se teen es! lol

[sparktheLA]

its cal se teen es! lol

[passionsinging101]

I have one question...If they only got peanut butter sandwiches when their lunch money ran out, what if they were allergic to peanut butter? Then they would get nothing?

[FourCloudKings]

When i have a bad day, i watch your videos. When the video is done im pissed off again -_-

[LittleSockMonkey]

@FourCloudKings ...And then I watch another... (:

[LemonBerryBurst]

I've never heard of those "lunch cards". Lol weird. I think I'd take a sammich over a burrito any day though. (:

[somerSlagell]

youtube.com/watch?v=Pz9IfOHbYv­s watch this and ill subscribe to you!! :)

[HalfLucky]

Why are old old videos on the front page again? I'm confused

[Fudeenky10]

thats why...why it came out again...btw, u look funny without ur beard !! lol

[lolipeed]

Lol why did this vlog become most watched?

[LilacTreat]

Mommytard's bump came outta nowhere

[sjoooonnie]

my god. your kids.

[RShim2500]

pause at 12:55

[shaytardsfan52]

@Jrimmyful yeah they are!

[jrimmyful]

i just watched 327 videos in about 3 weeks haha. the shaytards are addicting.

[BoHoVsGolf]

aww look at rocktard

[32darkness]

@BoHoVsGolf rocktards not even born yet

[BoHoVsGolf]

@32darkness i was referring to mommytards belly.... SMH ,you must be young (age 10-14)

[32darkness]

@BoHoVsGolf dude you said rocktard was cute you can't even see him

[BoHoVsGolf]

@32darkness yeah i did....in a jokingly manner....sheesh.... well, good luck at growing up... i dont want you to grow up as a person that dont get jokes and sarcasm....

[32darkness]

@BoHoVsGolf im 21. i bet your like 18 so don't make comments like im 12 or something.

[JustAJayy]

We have to bring our lunch to school we don't have canteens or what ever

[uwanthits]

i like la better

[Ashchethem]

I wish I could afford school lunch... D:

[Jenivera]

i have a crush on lisa. =)

[PetratheSinginglady]

This makes me want starbucks..... :D

[ohSHATTitsKATT]

please acknowledge my existance!

[mariosunshineful]

The delouses baretio

[0MissElizabeth0]

It's kinda funny, he started doing these vlogs as sort of a challenge to himself - to vlog every day for his 29th year of life. Along the way he picked up viewers so now he worries about it 'going up late or else they're gonna be mad'. But he was never doing it for the masses, it was for himself. Guess the money coming in changed that ? He shouldn't let it get him so upset or make him feel anxious. They'll see it when they see it.

[Katkat227]

at my school, we don't get a lunch if we don't have money.

then again, I'm not a kindergartner XD

[dana335]

woah you guys get lunchcards?! we had to bring our own lunches.

[Popcornish22]

Change the title to: BEST PARENTS IN THE WORLD

;D I mean it

[HolyMolyHolyMoly0428]

Ur so funny :)

[VelmanVictoriaVV]

You Know This Conversation Isn't here Or There, I love you so whatever Is mine Is Your's .. SO CUTE

[VelmanVictoriaVV]

BabyTard is SOO cute!

[MissLauraC213]

My school says they give out the 'peanut butter sandwich' when the money runs out, but they end up giving them the regular food since you slide the card AFTER you put the food on the plate. So they just say, "You need to pay tomorrow."

[Shaunie901]

i think all the people that complain that the vids r up late shud realise that Shay has a life and sometimes cant get the vids up early jeez lol seriously go easy dudes :D x

[squeegybeckinhyme]

oh my god, I cannot stop laughing! This video just made my whole day! :)

[Cupcakelover5051]

i didnt have money for lunch once and my school didnt let me get anything and they didnt even tell me i was low. So i called my parents and they had to pick me up and take me out to eat......

[somedeadgirl]

we dont have lunch cards we have IDs

[spooneater1]

shay you should totally make 2 10 min vids everyday instead of 1 thats 18 mins long, cause pepo will watch both vids meaning twice the amount of views that day. so then you would get closer to being the most viewed youtuber on utube

[SHAYTARDSFANHERE]

from the words of alli I WANT A FUCKIN BURRITO

[WhatTheFuckoO]

@SHAYTARDSFANHERE CTFxC ftw :D

[iluvao]

@SHAYTARDSFANHERE awesomeneesss name

[MrGamenerd101]

omg i am a huge shaytards fan and this is the first video i have ever seen

[Firegoddess014]

Just a tad dramatic don't ya think???

[MultiBeckyLove]

omg `the delicious burrito` haha now i want a burrito