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  • THANK YOU LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • it's funny coz it's true

  • it's not so funny when you understand german, but still nice job

  • bloody hilarious, i haven't been so angry since benitez went behind my back and signed vorinon

  • I'm Liverpool fan but Carroll is even worst than a blue square bet player and mike I'm not pathetic thts just harsh and this is hilarious

  • Liverpool are pathetic but not as much as the fans

  • Carroll

    Understands

    Nothing

    Technical.

    >:-l

  • lol 2nd world war shenanigans

  • Nicely said....couldn't have put it better myself!!!

  • I honestly think £3.5M would have been a fair valuation for a championship player.. you think liverpool acidently wrote an extra 0 on the end of the offer?

    When you think Henry, one of the greatest stikers the world has ever seen, went for £16M in his prime....

  • it's funny cos it's true

  • What was wrong with Vorinin 

  • LOL great video, but you should change the text to reflect that Carroll was Comolli's choice not Kennys.

  • "lets rub salt in the wounds and sign heskey" hahahahaha that made me lauph :)

  • Cavanni and suarez would of been beast

  • 1:02 doesnt he looks like giggs??

  • Carroll is a sack of shit, actually id rather 35million pounds worth of horse shit then Andy Carroll.

  • 1:46 "she stole the heroïn!

    LMAO

  • @TrancesMaster LMFAO!

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  • 'Dont worry, the transfer window is closed" - that just made it perfect. Nice one!

  • @ocubex I did think that was a nice little touch, Took me a while to think what would work with that line.

  • HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • Guess what you fuckin moron, he is not that good either!! Priceless

  • First Robbie Keane now this!! Lol!!

  • Should sign For Cavani - napoli

  • Bellamy is better than Carroll and cheaper.

  • Heskey would be a good signing for liverpool

  • @MrR4NDOM1 Him back again oh christ we would be shit

  • LOL

  • 2:56 "Don't worry transfer window has closed' LOL

  • carroll is not worth 35 million

  • liverpool: how much for carroll

    newcastle: £35 million...... lol jk....

    liverpool: DONE.

  • I'm a Manchester City fan, and even I think this was an awful purchase. We paid 8 mil less for Dzeko who is looking incredibly impressive this season, 3 mil more for Aguero who is a world beater, 11 mil less for Silva who is amazing, etc. We spend a lot, but at least we buy quality in recent times (under Mancini). Out of all of Kenny's purchases, Suarez was the only good one for the money paid. 20 mil for Henderson who looks just awful, come on.

  • @atlant80 well mate you got give people a chance Henderson and Downing will fit in liverpool

  • @atlant80 well mate you gotta give people a chance Henderson and Downing will fit in liverpool

  • @MrMancity98 Even if they do fit in, they're still incredibly overpriced, being British and all. Similar players from Spain or Italy would have cost 10 mil less, easily.

  • @atlant80 Liverpool was held at gun point because of Torres last Minute transfer. I hope you do know that Carroll price is largely dependent on Torres going price. Im not sure what you think of Dzeko last season though. Most of my mates think he was a tremendous waste of money. Now he came good all of a sudden and everyone starts singing his praises and forgot what they said about him. Carroll will come good but it will take some time.

  • @OoStellarNightoO Except for the fact that I always supported Dzeko, you just gotta look at his stats and what he says. His first season at Wolfsburg, he had 9 goals in 33 games, pretty similar to his record at City last season. Next season, he had 36 in 42, and then 29 in 45, and he always said he needed a season to get situated. This has again proven to be the case. I got a bit worried at times, but never doubted that Dzeko's class would shine through eventually. Carroll has no such record.

  • i Would like to know what hitler Real says thi s is number 99999999 vid there is made just with other player!

  • @arsenalfc250. 35 million dollars would mean 20million pounds. Anyway Carroll will score saturday arsenal will struggle.

  • 2 goals, thats what 35million dollars gets you

  • and which school did you go to, you cant spell...

  • Hitler just took the words right of my heart. I'm optimistic BUT inside i cry . . 35 million Lampost! Why couldn't we just try 35-50 million for Aguero, iniesta, Neymar, Hazard on the day, any one F**king awesome! Why weren't Roy around? I'm sure he could have got 1 of those players in! Even though he was useless on the field. FUCCKKK SAKKEEEE

  • If this were to happen at Arsenal, we would've exchanged him for Bendtner and still manage to ear 5-7 million...rofl!!!!

  • WIth that 35m, they could have bought an experience and a much much much better striker. Like Eto'o or Forlan.

  • LMFAO when the girl cries after he says we might as well sign Heskey and the other girl is like don't worry, the window closed XD

  • news! news! Liverpool buy henderson for 20 million pounds

    news! news! Andy Carroll eats a man's testicles

  • @DarthRacon229 lmfao ...hahahah.....hitler mustve chained him before force feeding the balls...lmao

  • he overspent again on henderson......

  • im a toon fan carroll is the best headerer (if thats even a word) of a ball ive ever seen just put crosses into the box he'll do the rest. i love these downfall vids its also a great film

  • Andy Carroll disliked this video 18 times.

  • @Liverpoolfan801 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • 3:34 AHHAHAHAHHA :D I LOLD AT THIS =D

  • I'm a diehard Liverpool fan and I don't find this video funny one bit, I agree 150%. Except the last part when he said "I hate Liverpool".

  • Andy Carroll is a good player but he's an overrated bastard

  • He's not worth £35million..

  • @Liverpoolfan801 hence hitlers reaction

  • @Liverpoolfan801 Hes not worth 10 Million, he is useless... Liverpool could have bought Karim Benzama and Alexis Sanchez for the same price, each one of them alone is better. Literally the worst transfer in History...

  • @marleyman14 True that mate!

  • Funny how Leon Best has only scored one less goal than Torres, Suarez and Carroll put together after their respective tranfers.

  • kenny dalglish is mad paying 35m for carroll HAHA

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  • @thedeafparrot dude this is for entertainment, because the scenario fit its made just for laughs, and if you really think that the producer of this genius video doesn't like Carrol than why would he spend so much timing and effort into making this from heart...

    Just enjoy and open your mind to think before you type ; )

    btw I use to be in the same secondary school as Andy xD I was in year 9 he was in year 11 haha

  • dude it really seems like hitler said that, great vid!

  • - I havent been this angry since benitez went behind my back and signed andriy voronin

  • the german girl crying at the thought of signing Emile Heskey was hilarious

  • @thedeafparrot Yer he is ok, but he isn't worth 35 million is he. David Villa went for less as this video says. Liverpool have sunk down to buy him, they could have bought Sneider or Ibroinovhich for less which ar much better strikers

  • "don't worry...the transfer window has closed..." LOOOOOOOL

  • @thedeafparrot

    Look, a gloryhunting retard unable to grasp humour.

    Someone said cahill was shit once, IT'S CALLED BANTER YOU WINDOW LICKING SHIT SMEAR LOL

  • @thedeafparrot That stupid that you feel the need to comment on it? Im sorry this doesnt match up to your expectations but anyone with a basic level of intelligence can work out for themselves thats the video is based on his over pricing and not his football ability.

  • @EvasionFilmsOfficial Do you really have to reply to ever comment? Jeez get a life.

  • @Sean9724 Do you need to comment in the first place? If you have a look ive replied to about 8 of 172. Most of which are to people who make innane comments or ask stupid questions Eg yourself/

  • @EvasionFilmsOfficial

    Too much detail, will skip your shitty lecture

  • @Sean9724 Its ok if you cant read, it doesnt make you a bad person, I know youve realised you've made a tit of yourself needlessly so stop digging yourself a hole son.

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  • @EvasionFilmsOfficial I know how to read idiot. I just don't want to read a couch potoato 30 year-old writting shit and wasting my time. Your the one making a "tit" of yourself replying to your ONLY 68k views video.

    Leave the commentators to write as they wish.

  • @Sean9724 Ok points to prove, 1 im 19, 2 Your clearly reading it if not you wouldnt reply, 3, Wheres your ONBLY 68K Views Video? I see none. and finally 4, You told me to get a life for replying to comments? And youve replied to all of mine? Well done son youve contradicted your own point, Put feel free to carry on making a tool out of yourself, Your tears only fill me with more Joy,

    Poor troll is poor 2/10.

  • @EvasionFilmsOfficial Fuck off bastard

  • @Sean9724 Next time just think before you speak,

  • I am a liverpool fan and Andy Carroll is better than torres

  • @stones967

    how? because he cost less..and because he has scored 2 for you and Torres 1 for Chelsea he is better? Torres scored for fun for you lot until this season, Carroll wasn`t even topscorer in the Championshop last season and you splash that on him. You only say he is better so that you don`t lose face. Like when you sold Riise cause Dossena was better or Joe Cole is a God, etc..lol. Kuyt is a good player, yet people hate him.

  • @stones967

    torres: 15 appearances 1 goal

    carroll: 7 appearances 2 goals

    suarez: 11 appearances 4 goals

    carroll + suarez > torres

  • briliant (apart from the last comment!) YNWA

  • i havent been this angry since benitez went behind my back and signed voronin haha!! that's classic.

  • very gud video

  • Carroll is very good player.. He will score much, but this was fun ;)

  • so funny! really well put together.

  • @mimimirwitch Thanks bud, Never expected it to do so well!

  • Sooooo fucking Funny !!! Can't Stop Laughing !!

    From a Liverpool Fan

  • haha funny

  • suarez is much better then Carrol

  • 2 and a half months later.. Liverpool steady the ship and look a decent team, with tons to spend in the summer too!

    Plastic flag waving Chelsea fans.. good luck with nando! xD

    (Good vid btw lol)

  • @BobTheGamerUK Thanks, bro. We're doing fine, thank you.

  • Hope hitler is more pleased after the result against man city.

  • I think you've done a great video here! Everything here is so well in time!!

  • @richard229muscle Thanks im glad you like I dont think it was too bad considering its a first attempt.

    

  • 'WE MAY ASWELL RUB SALT INTO THE WOUND AND SIGN HESKEY'

    *woman cries*

    *another woman comforts her*

    "Don't worry. The transfer window is over."

    XD So good!

  • very very funny what film is this off!!!!!!!!!

    

  • @leeroy24100 Downfall 2004!

  • Hahhahaha fucking brilliant!!! 'Tell Dalglish... That if he ever spends so much money again. I'll cut off his balls, and force feed them to Andy Carroll'

    Never laughed so much! XD

  • judging by his goals for Newcastle this season, and his performance against Man City tonight, £35 million looks a bargain for you scousers :P

  • @IndianaJoel93

    he's a decent player and will score goals but he's not worth anywhere near 35 million, less than half that i'd say. rumours today that liverpool are going to offer 18 million for enrique. newcastle must be pissing themselves laughing

  • @73KJC Jose Enrique is one of the most consistent left backs in the league. Aside from Evra and Cole (and Baines on current form).. who is better?

    £18m is bull also, they would pay £12m tops... he's not English remember, no need for ridiculous fees!

  • 14 jews disliked this

  • whi liverpool pay 40M for this guy? and chelsea 65 for torres... thats freakin crazy

  • @xixi251 Liverpool paid £35 million for Carroll, Chelsea spend £50 million on Torres, and so far, Carroll looks the business, our Torres on the other hand does not I am afraid :\

  • funny as fuck

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    

  • when he said everyone who doesnt think that carroll is worth half that leave the room,i got up and left the room

  • "Don't worry, the transfer window has closed"!!!!!!!!!! Funny as fuck man!

  • I've seen this video so many times and every time Hitler seems to say something different. Or is it just me?

  • @TheOtherSaluton Its probably just you, Then again Hitler could be trying to tempt you onto the liverpool board of directors.

  • @EvasionFilmsOfficial Board of directors? I'm a producer, not a director, doesn't he know that?

  • @TheOtherSaluton Iuno, to be fair hes had alot on his plate with Liverpool finacially, That and he lost the 2nd world war.

  • @EvasionFilmsOfficial oh really? He did? He must be better off than Stalin anyway, I hear Stalin's dead

  • we only paid £35mill cos the cash was there and no other good strikers were available witht he timing aswell was end of the day nearly,,,we needed someone and carrolls young strong big good with his head, and is gunna be a star, will be worth the money soon u will all see....

  • That was fucking fantastic. Seeing Carroll playing Sunderland yesterday made it that much funnier. See people? Carroll wasn't a waste of money! Better than 50 million Torres. That was a waste. Poor Ancelotti. lol

  • We didn't have fucking time!

  • i rofl'd after the bit about heskey hahaha

  • wasnt Hitlers half brother Born in Liverpool and raised In Germany ?

  • 35 milllllllllllllllllion. Silly scousers

  • Could anyone tell me what is the title of this film or where can I find the subtititle of what Hitler was really saying as I don't understand German?

  • @Henrydec Der Untergang....

  • @EvasionFilmsOfficial

    Thank you very much

  • @Henrydec its called Downfall (2004)

  • @shenilranpura

    Thanks. I'll watch the movie.

  • My exact reaction when I found out we bought Carroll for 35 million

  • "Don't worry the transfer window has closed" HAHAHAHAHAHAHa

  • This is what John Henry and his chairmen are like in the boardroom.

  • Gandu sala. Nijer ma-r guder baal cher. (Thank you. I appreciate what you just said.)

  • nice one got me laughing quite hard thanks mate

  • @t2udu No worries bud, That was the plan.

  • Hitler's going to feel pretty silly when Big Andy comes through.

  • fuck it i speak german so this kinda sux xD

  • @StephenHigdon ur right mate. But if u were given the chance of getting either villa or torres, who u pick torres, who might get the goals for u but doesnt have the work ethic n can be bismal on his off days or get villa , who tracks back , closes down difenders and creates a good teamplay. id prefer the later even though he 2 yrs older ... cheers YNWA , loved Suarez's show yesterday at anfield

  • a big liverpool fan since lower kindergarden but that was funny as shit dude .... haha , but u gota realize we could have got villa .... just imagine villa and torres , id get orgasm every time the both started ...lol

  • That was fucking Hilarious!

  • lmaoooo great job man

  • haha good one, i just wanna knw, which movie is this frm, the original movie?? i dont recognize it, i highly doubt its from valkyrie, inglorious bastards??

  • @rattleXhead Der Untergang or Downfall in English. Brilliant film if your into your history its well worth the watch.

  • @rattleXhead it's Inglorious Bastards!

  • I am a Liverpool fan and THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY. =D

  • @badboiblaze try and explain that to other guy who seems to think its a vicious attack against LFC.

  • Lol... Fuck the Judas

    Karma will come back to haunt him

  • i liked the part when he said 'i hate liverpool'

  • mate fucking loved it hahahahaahahah :)

  • judas carroll hope he fuckin fails badly. Newcastle may be mid table atm but we still have much better fans than liverpool. 35,000 against everton, lol we had more than that against championship sides never mind a derby game. welcome to mid table mediorcrity liverpool, get used to it, coz we have, but 35 mil will come in handy for wor push for europe.

  • ROFLMAO this is too funny!!!

  • this is class man, far too funny!

  • 'don't worry, the transfer window has closed' :D:D:D

  • we might aswell rub salt into tthe wound and sign hesky xD

  • whoever dislikes this must actually understand the German language.

    So so funny!!

  • last phrase is priceless :]]]

  • Just me or does he sound a tad scotish?

  • I love the fact Stamford Bridge is "Berlin" lol

  • LOL ill force feed his balls

  • if that video wasn't about Liverpool, I would have laughed my balls off

  • xbox live one was funny

    in this one hitler doesnt say anything funny

    hes just angry... what liverpool or even football fan hasnt said any of these things?

  • @Kiidzton You've clearly missed the fact that many other people have found it funny, Im sorry it doesnt meet your satisfaction of humor, Im sure if this ever makes you sad to see the decline of the Hitler Parody you can just watch the Xbox live one again to restore your faith in humanity.

  • @EvasionFilmsOfficial Don't listen to him dude, this is funny as hell dude, you did a great job

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  • @EvasionFilmsOfficial I'm just saying it's unoriginal but if you feel the need to reply to me then maybe you should not make videos if you feel so insulted by a comment against your video that isn't really your own. You must feel proud, stealing others' videos and opinions and seemingly launching them off as your own. You've convinced the simple-minded people here that you're talented at least.Good luck in the future EvasionFilms, great name by the way. The material's funny but so repetetive

  • @Kiidzton Cool Story Bro.

  • @EvasionFilmsOfficial typical tranmere fan just carnt stand liverpool carroll has played for england has any tranmere players? errm no well shut the fuck up and i hope get relagated .your not funny at all

  • @TheMcillist LOL Typical Tranmere fan? Get a grip mate its not meant as a dig at Liverpool. And if you want to be really picky yes, Michael Ricketts has played for both Tranmere and England. Loads of other people have found it funny so im not going to apologise that its not to your tastes, You dont even know me so how do you know that I cant stand liverpool? Think before you post the first thing that comes to your mind. You might look a bit less of a knob infront of everyone then.

  • @Kiidzton

    Most people your age have left their childhood home and don't feel the need to showcase their aspergers online.

    Mmmmmmm