So, so true. The US Army truly is a faith-based organization. Also, if you're female, you have an unusually good chance of being raped while IN the military, and he'd better not be your superior officer, because then you're literally fucked. AND, you'll have to keep working with the horrible man. And then there's the oppressive fundamentalist Christian bullshit you'll have to deal with. Oh, and don't forget the PTSD! All just great reasons to join. Oh yeah- and you can die.
Good luck getting me off this couch. Unless you have spam... I like spam........ Scratch that now I want spam, therefore I'm getting off the couch so I can fry me up some good ol spam.
Hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing! Its funny because the Army has this warmonger homophobic image that it can't shake. I don't think this video helped either.
what are you talking about, of course its true. it says right there at the top, they were commissioned by the army to make this. why would it be up there if it weren't true?
an army of one = an army of none
camj420 1 year ago
I'd join fo' real !
Kolashov 1 year ago
So, so true. The US Army truly is a faith-based organization. Also, if you're female, you have an unusually good chance of being raped while IN the military, and he'd better not be your superior officer, because then you're literally fucked. AND, you'll have to keep working with the horrible man. And then there's the oppressive fundamentalist Christian bullshit you'll have to deal with. Oh, and don't forget the PTSD! All just great reasons to join. Oh yeah- and you can die.
TheLonelyImmortal 1 year ago
thats the worst military uniform i ever saw
72ve17 1 year ago
See exotic places and pulverise the living fuck out of them!!! SOOO Awsome.
rainbowfirewave 2 years ago 4
so true
ISHEEBESI 2 years ago
Good luck getting me off this couch. Unless you have spam... I like spam........ Scratch that now I want spam, therefore I'm getting off the couch so I can fry me up some good ol spam.
TheGreenGuySURVIVAL 2 years ago
Hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing! Its funny because the Army has this warmonger homophobic image that it can't shake. I don't think this video helped either.
bioniccrouton 3 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
im gay and im in military i love to suck big rifles
perverted12 3 years ago
...........
sou990 3 years ago
i cant believe my tax dollars payed for this
phdecora 3 years ago
I can't believe, you actually think that that's really true.
Jaidali 2 years ago 6
what are you talking about, of course its true. it says right there at the top, they were commissioned by the army to make this. why would it be up there if it weren't true?
phdecora 2 years ago
ur a fuckin moron
ddjohnpo 2 years ago
lol. homofagual
Bodan93 3 years ago 5
HOMO...
Awesome.
andomamern 3 years ago
LMFAO "FACT! Not joining the army results is FAGGITOSIS!"
"I think you like being spanked my another male, you homofagual!"
Jemlink 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOL,
Loved it!
darkganesh 3 years ago
You probably enjoy this spanking? lol
cloudstrife2525 3 years ago
lol is this terorist out of his mind lol
Xenogamer777 3 years ago
Homofagual lol
CaptainDiscount 3 years ago
I think the spelling should be "homofagule".
erkekler 3 years ago
lol, thats it daniel your finally gettin it.
Beingmyself111 3 years ago
WOW Laughed my ASS off! You guys are awsome!
Wesujin 3 years ago 2
spanking <3
ladypyramidhead 3 years ago
Te--n HUT
Sakerrst 4 years ago
very entertaining...as is the sequel you made.
erkekler 4 years ago 2
AHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!!!!! WHOOOO man!
Funny Ass Fuck! lol
bendertl31 4 years ago
Excellent satire!
fr3thinker 4 years ago
As a gay officer, this resonates.
doctorbleep 4 years ago
haha briliant
AmsMcc 4 years ago
... You scare me. :)
b00b00bs 4 years ago
haha i love the face the guy makes after saying "or is he super out of his gourd!?"
azzurri418 4 years ago
Very nice vid.! perfect satire ;) ~B-Rad~
Brandonisrad18 4 years ago 2
homofagual
st0icsmitty 4 years ago
ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN* ME?!!! :'DD
LumpyTheCook 4 years ago
HOMO
BigNette 4 years ago
yah i was gonna quote that.. thats the best part.. "visit exotic places.."
beauchristopher 4 years ago
"Visit exotic places and pulverize the livin' fu*k out of 'em."
LMFAO!
cwbellor 4 years ago
FACT
Andray3191 4 years ago
Army yeah! x_X hehe of course....
AlVision13 4 years ago
fagitosis LMAO
epyonblitz 4 years ago
I think it's the third or fourth time that I gave it five stars. ^^ ;;
jackjohn6921 4 years ago
good one
mrcolin 4 years ago
"get the fuck off that goddamn couch" lol he said it with alot of feeling and i love you guys video's
Freya06 4 years ago
lol
legolink2k 4 years ago
homofagual.LOLOL!
GaarasFanGirl 4 years ago
! homofugual ! we loves it
PolliFaxToaster 4 years ago
lol
ghostx21 4 years ago
another homophobic piece of shit.
jbb359470 4 years ago
s-a-t-i-r-e : "Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity"
SinBreed 4 years ago 4
rofl, the Army should so air this. And if they don't they're fuckin' "faggot, queer, pussy FUUUCK!"s
Ericanii 4 years ago
are you fucking kidding me!?!? lol
rhcp102406 4 years ago
ROFL!
WilsonGuitar 4 years ago
British army at :22
bg10117 4 years ago
faggotosis roflmao hahahaha
CandyHam 4 years ago
i loved this
elelahenriques 4 years ago
Screw the army! I wanna be in the Marines! :lol
WileyCoyote69 4 years ago
FACT!
PhrexianZero 4 years ago
wow! that was original. I've never heard that viewpoint put across in a humorous form before.
dregmaster 4 years ago
with a little tuning on the sound levels this should be worth tv-time :D
roddyvh 4 years ago
LMFAO hahahaha oh man that was great lol meet new places and pulverize the fuck outta em lol xD
Netttt 4 years ago
lol
topper2142 4 years ago
You're referring to the posting of your message right?
Zorotom 4 years ago
lol
Rain10588 5 years ago
loooooooooooooooooool YOU FAGGOT QUEER PUSSY FUCK!
stokey777 5 years ago
Ingenious sarcastic video!
Abdinagib 5 years ago
Faaaabulous homoerotic satire. Next best thing is a cop with a moustache!
andymanpdx 5 years ago
lol
Vyrad 5 years ago
That's hilarious!
rml101682 5 years ago
lol
Defi4nt 5 years ago
yea set them anti war pussies straight !
JC90033 5 years ago
gotta love teh ARMY!
SAHChandler 5 years ago
its hilarious
headzilla 5 years ago
Holly cow this stinks on ice!
Brian30 5 years ago
brilliant
headzilla 5 years ago
LOL...i like it
Excalibur01 5 years ago
I like it!
CASPRPres 5 years ago
this is stupid..
juli0904 5 years ago