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  • holy crap i love you

  • sounding like shit was a goal!

  • 0:32 Look for the foot. Awful quick step eh?

  • That awkward moment when he obviously speeds up the video o.O

  • impressive... WHOOOO!

  • hahaha WOOOOOO .....now you have carpal tunnel.

  • That whoo bit scared the shit outta me

  • I watch it again for the whoooo moment

  • He just spazzed his hands on the thing and got lucky! Xp

  • I think I heard that song in the 19th century saloon I was in when I visited Toontown. Oh wait, that was an acid trip.

  • Whooaaaa. That is... incredible

  • nope, chuck testa

  • I used to be the fastest piano player. then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • Ive seen faster on a goat...

  • i blinked.....

  • uhm fast forward much?

  • yo tambien hago eso, y hasta hago que suene peor y todo!

  • Great, now I'm going to slow this video down about 1000x and spend the next 50 years trying to learn to play the first 10 seconds.

  • this reminded me of tom and jerry, is that weird?

  • incredibile!!!very very fast!!!

  • get your piano tuned man! Sheeesh you loosened my filling!

  • Whoever called this fastest has never seen Don Pullen.

  • A lot of mistakes! You're not a really piano player

  • fake, you fast forward

  • go to 0:30 and watch for his foot moving. fast forwarded.

  • I give you a green - ppl who play like that in speed can play very good at normal speed - and I found it even good played in this murder-tempo

  • Videos that title "fastetst piano-player" have a very good chance to get lots of RED-judgements

  • che schifo

  • 0:19 It looks like he's clapping with the tips of his fingers... SKILLAGE O.o

  • Fast forward...

  • Nope. Chuck Norris is better. He has a third Fist.

  • ...ho...my...GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • That is really, really awful.

  • THIS IS RLY AMAZING BUT IM WONDERING DID THEY SPEED THIS VID UP OR SOMETHING?!

  • Ways to do that:

    1:speed up the video

    2:quit your job and sit at a piano all day

    3:jack off alot it helps you increase your and speeds

  • Omg!

  • WOOH!

  • "wooh" LOL

  • I'm suprised the piano didn't explode! or release some cus words

  • horrible horrible technique

  • But why?

  • lol hes right hand looked like he was playing with a finger

  • maybe its a real song if you put it on slow motion ^_^

  • Very nice. The "slap-and-paw" technique is always very effective for good accurate playing.

  • ok, this is just nonsense playing. Go for "Yuja Wang bumblebee" That is really fast and totally accurate.

  • Tom the cat actually played that song in a Tom and Jerry cartoon....

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  • whats with the people disliking this, i've never seen faster except myself

  • check out Art Tatum !

  • Richter + Revolutionary Etude. 'Nuff Said

  • his fingers must really hurt now...

  • there´s a little misstake you played D too much at 00:24

    :D :D :D

    no, for real...niiiiicie

  • I think you just fast forward it :P

  • hm i wonder what song he was playing

  • Wait , Now i know who stole my medicines yesterday morning ! He did it!

  • fast yes. accurate no.

  • that sucks

  • @stase30 sry to say but this is crap a grade 2 can play better this and in the end a woo lol ( i am grade 8 don't give me a fuck )

  • the fuck was that ?

  • replay it in slow mo and did u get music>?

  • Boo

  • BTW: how many times you practiced this??? I can't do it! LOL

  • GREAT!!! :D

  • Appliances - 5 of 5. musicality - not available)

  • WOOOOO.

  • Bah, all those years of cello and piano never prepared me for this.... Horrible.

  • This should be instead called "stupid hick bangs retardedly on the piano"

  • Can you play "terrible" in 1/2 second ?

  • Sorry not good

  • everyone that was a musician probably dislikes it.

  • oh wow he can hit random ass keys and make it sound barely good, if i face roll on the piano does that make me just as good?

  • *open cheat engine*

    *tick enable speedhack*

    +slide all the way to 5.0*

    *piano going crazy XD*

    nice video

  • Why does this have half dislikes?!?!?! It's super bombdigidy!!

  • It's a FUCKING SPEED HACK ROFL

  • Wooooo!!!!!

  • This made me rofl. This is an actual song make to be played by one person actually, so stop saying this sounds like crap, because I've listened to the actual song and THAT sounds like crap.

  • Look ''Cziffra Warm'' up, THAT is fast.

  • man fuck all these haters, that was pretty cool

  • y did this make me laugh :D i must b bored (-_-)

  • hmmm... funny ending, but the rest was so-so

  • play the Circus Gallop ..

  • i think this is fast forward.. alot

  • WTF is this?

    fast but crap?

  • reminded me of mickey fucking mouse......

  • But can he light a cigarette with the strings when he's done?

  • Not impressed - speed means nothing.quality counts. - Your sped is enhanced and you have no rythem .......basically your pathetic inept ...CRAP!!

  • Playing fast is easy. Playing slow is hard. Mainly keeping in time is the issue but still I think this was sped ip by a computer anyway.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • look at the motion of his hands, obviously sped up by computer

  • cant tell whether or not this is a joke. but it sounds shit if its not, waste of time learning to play that fast

  • WOOO.

  • the idea isnt to sound like much..but to play a particular piece accurately and as quickly as possible...take any song (no matter how awesome) and speed it up beyond comprehension and of course it sounds weird. he's just that fast

  • FAKE!!!

  • If he ever masturbated he'd finish in like 3 seconds

  • @lovinsome001 I for real laughed out loud when I read this comment like loud and I'm alone. You just made my day! thank you so much haha

  • @lovinsome001 he should open a massage parlor then......charge extra for happy endings

  • @lovinsome001 my screen is full of boogus hahaha

  • @lovinsome001 his dick would be on fire from the friction!

  • your shit to

  • Nobody is good because they can play fast. They can play fast because they're good.

  • that was good as hell i cant do that if my life and others was to b put on it srry but wezz gnna die

  • Search "Michael Chandler Fastest Guitar Sweeps" . Fastest guitar sweeps ever. if you appreciate the guitar, you will love his skill.

  • The sound he made at the end sounded like the Scout from TF2's WOOOO,but higher pitched.

    Yeah, playing really fadt is jsut like ttping realy fats, yo amke lot sof mistyakes and tyhe end protduct is crappy.

  • Hit your had on the wooden frame and it's gonna be a right bit painful =P

  • Now look up some solos by Jordan from Dream theater.

  • LFMAO :O.....sounds like mario theme at 0.12

  • gotta admin. It is fast...

  • now play Feux Follets XD

  • uh, who cares? it's just fun.

  • so slow :D:D:D:D:D:D

  • lol

  • i love at the end where hes all like Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooo

  • better to play sentimental song like yirumi rather than fucking idiot song like that

  • lol, i might play this to my teacher but at the risk of being caned

  • impressive...but no quality

  • Doesn't mattr how fast it is, it's crap

  • @KrystalPerry I know it's not crap it's crap mixed with more crap mixed with cement and it touched his hands

  • @2hyeok LOL, funny. He just couldn't be serious posting this with that title. I don't know much about piano, but I know that's crap at it's finest.

  • There is a definition for these stuff : crap

  • DId anyone see his sheets? o.O

  • 0:35

    

  • @KeksderZocker ? Was I Talking to you?

  • I can play Fur Elise Faster than that fat ass can play that dumb song and it would sound beautiful -_-

  • He can play fast... but it sounds like me crapping. :D Whoooo!

  • vvv better piano

    

  • it ain't bad, i still hear rythym in it :3

  • WOOOOOOW A FOOT APPEARS at 0:33

    Love u're skill dude ;)

  • i think my piano would break if i played this on my piano

  • Chopin actually wrote this song. It's called freak out on the keys

  • @PianoGuy213 No, Liszt/Alkan did :D:D

  • @liszt141 hahaha

  • world's most spaztastic and shitty piano player

  • type in 'chooka parker' watch his video, way better than this crap... chooka has fast playing and it doesn't sound like piano rape

  • Oh please. Janne Warman. 'Nuff said.

  • if hes so bad.... I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU PLAY THIS!!!1

  • this fat fuck got SO MUCH MONEY for 1 300 000 views from youtube for making this crap haha

  • wth are you playing it sounds like crap

  • Fast, but not the fastest.

  • I'm pretty sure everyone that had a piano in their house when they were in elementary school did that same exact thing. Just saying.

  • my piano always said its not about playing fast its about playing beautiful

  • @soyouwanttohack my piano teacher always said its not about playing fast its about playing beautiful

  • remember this is slowed down so you can see whats happening.

  • if you want to see someone fast and actually good, check out arcadi volodos

  • ha his hands look like there fighting

  • @47chromeAKs Lol'd

  • AHahahaha crazy not good enough !!

  • hes got nothing on Ronald Jenkees

  • Ha ha ha, the whooo bit really cheered me up.

  • it sounds so beautiful :|

  • PIANO ABUSE!!!

  • my cat plays the same thing...

  • @SuperJdiddy made me lol

  • Typical white man´s pimpy piano!

  • WTF is this shit.

  • Poor piano...

  • is he high?

  • fake

  • he just speeded the vid up.

  • ............. NO. THE PIANO IS SAYING "OUCH!"

  • @graciepoojjong Agreed. It will die if this went any longer.

  • Sorabji Alert?

  • Fast Forward video?

  • It's so abstract it could be almost from John Cage...but just almost!

  • crap and also fake

  • Certainly the shittiest. Is there a world record for that?

  • Title should be revised as "How to play crap, lightening fast!"

  • Like "TOM AND JERRY "LOL -BUT nice technique , realy

  • I like it :D

  • So what ! Playing fast isn`t the same as playing fast AND well ! Piss !

  • OMG JUST LOOK AT YUJA WANG

  • that sounds very bad

  • @999cjg yeah and its on fast forward

  • LOLOLOL that was amazingly hilarious!!

  • dude this suck balls xD

  • I can play a piece faster than this, but more accurately and musically.

  • i can play a piano three times as fast...just not very well *cough* *cough*

  • ooowww my god!!!!!, this sucks.....

  • There's a slightly strange perception in the world... lots of people think that playing fast means playing well or having talent or being a good musician.

    I don't know exactly where this comes from, but I can suppose it originates from a superficial hearing of some masterpieces by Liszt and other virtuoso composers.

    Well, bottom line is: speed is only a mean of expression and when pursued for itself only produces a rough clumsy result.

  • press 5 fast at 0:20

  • Fast forward x900

  • i think you have to actually leeeaaarn to play the piano before going for any world records......just sayin

  • I think it would sound better if the video wasnt on fast forward