Killer's Nocturne (1987) - Chin Siu-ho vs. The Kangaroo

[nuniruro1515]

This is why I love B-movies.

[MarmotteHazard]

2:10 " Damn, you can't even beat an animal "

He sounds like a common fighter can beat Roger from Tekken 2 ?

[triplea007]

gotta love the bitch slaps

[Glace1221]

"Damn, you can't even beat an animal!"

[KhangPhamLy]

niggah can't get a hug? deng....

[purpleshoes84]

1.35 - 1.43 Piss funny

1.01 Giz' a cuddle

1.48 looks like Mr. Kangaroo has got his thumbs that are well in near his neck.

[Danzkaz]

kangaroo head lock, impossible to beat ... he was doomed...

[botterjaze]

00:20 looks down damm he has bigger penis than me ahahaha

[Dimitri0809]

Kangaroo rear naked choke! haha!

[Diggy22]

Wow, with all these animal styles, I'm surprised no one's developed Kangaroo Kung Fu. Those kangaroos kick ass.

[souptales]

another happy ending

[kickittome70]

That was great being an Aussie but I feel the chinese will eventually win

[Timberbreak1]

0:43 EPIC !

[dudeweresmycarlol]

I hate the Chinese, they always think that kangaroos are savage murderous beasts

[whathefukwhat]

that was fucken awesome!

[TelPrank]

oh my god those chinese

[liverbiscotti]

he got scooped! 1:54

[vietvalen1]

should let Kang put on boxing gloves!!!!!!

[myf0lk]

roo was beating that ass 

[gck86]

imagine jet lee vs that kangaroo?who will win

[Ctemple2012]

Fucking chinky chonkies, leave our Roos alone!

[MrMdarnell09]

did anybody else see at @1:18 where he tries to eat the dudes head

[yowzephyr]

I've begun a company that makes kangaroo boxing gloves. But sales are bad. I think maybe I made a mistake.

[Ressey101]

OMG this is funny! xD

[Genesivare]

This is really weird. What is the plot in the movie?

Not to mention:

1. Kangaroos don't make sounds like that.

2. They are not that tall.

3. This one looks really fake, especially in several moments (like when he holds him and punches in the face).

[PresidentZod]

@Genesivare

1. Correct.

2. Incorrect. Kangaroos can reach up to 2 metres (6ft 7in) tall when standing on their hind legs.

3. Its a real kangaroo. The close in shots of the human being punched in the face, however, are obviously made using a pair of fake kangaroo arms.

[AlienFirefox]

@PresidentZod

the western red kangaroo can reach 6ft 7ch and remember the western red is much much larger then the little eastern grey roos we see around here and want to give a cuddle too. like that dumb swedish idiott hat reckons he was a hero to wrestling a "9 foot" grey injured kangaroo out of his house after it jumped through the window this idiot is a coward and a liar. the western red is the worlds largest marsupial and can only get to 6foot 7 inches

[artyimages]

in reel life, the kangeroo is five feet tall and the chinese guy is three feet in this reel movie ha jk

[shairaptor]

I found it very easy to masturbate to. look at that magificent kangaroo! <3 <3 <3 =)

[jonesy97]

Roo ground and pound. Nice. Watch out, Anderson Silva.

[Shauno19882010baby]

U chinamen are stupid. When us Auzzies take on a roo we just shoot the bastard.

[Rethic]

Why do people insist that they could beat the kangaroo in a fight? an adult can kick you so hard in your chest that they'll fracture all your ribs, crush your lungs and your heart. You'd die pretty quickly.

[psychedashell]

Manager: Are you alright? Are you alright?

Fighter: ...internal bleeding, cuts, bruises, stomped on ego...I couldn't be better son, why the concern?

[johnshenton999]

They would have had to blunted the claws on his feet because that kick could have easily cut his stomach.

[MrTalentscout101]

why the fuck does it have like a cougar voice?

[hpshbhs]

thats a fake kangaroo

[illvibes08]

@hpshbhs you're a FUCKING LIAR how dare you

[TheShotokankarateguy]

I would kick that kangaroo's ass 

[psychedashell]

@TheShotokankarateguy tape that. I wanna watch you get mauled.

[shairaptor]

@TheShotokankarateguy he would kill you in an instant

[arsenalybahraini]

wow this kangaroo should be in UFC awesome takedown at 1:02 and rear naked choke at 1:14 and great mauy thai clinch

[SlenderTroll]

@arsenalybahraini They actually do that kind of thing to people in RL.

[PsychoFlounder]

@arsenalybahraini Hahaha I knoww right!

[commanderlucifer]

lol it`s funny how bad they made the kangaroos actions look like, but I guess it was the 80`s.

but still it`s nothing like it.

[kavo360]

haha tht was awesome!!

[ledias65]

kangaroos piss me the fuck off

[shairaptor]

@ledias65 because youre a fucking loser and kangaroos rule and would kick your ass loser.

[diablopc]

lol, no boxing gloves needed, Chinese guy whooped during kangaroo mating season.

[Keifboy]

roflmao

[edmond130]

the kangaroo muay thai clinch is awesome

[BLACME24]

WOW that Kangaroo is The TRUTH! & he ROO SLAPED chin siu ho like he he aint Spit. I've never seen anything like that in my Life. Just Whopping on Chin & say GITDAYY MATE. LOL.

[bigfatdick5000]

@BLACME24 "gitday mate " - hahahaha

[69waffle69]

tht movie sucks

[markoz171]

fukk he got owned lol

[KnetanB]

Human vs. animals vs. tje movie where it's all serious drama, gambling and extreme end violence... yea, that's a TV-series alright. :)

[choileefut]

iv never seen anything like it before

[mcmansions]

This should be a network series..