I Can't Believe It's Not AVGN!: Some kid plays SONIC 1 on the SEGA Master System

[JustineBieberxoxo]

Sega Master System here.



[JustineBieberxoxo]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[Jazzypants2007]

"regurgitated from my asshole, inside-out, piece of regurgitated piece o--" THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF HERE. IT WILL BE DARK SOON. THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF HERE.

[asukafan133]

Is it okay that my nostalgia has brought me to tears along with laughing at this kid

[BleachedJoy]

I fucking hate this kid.

[Cartoonguy133]

Not to sound pushy. Has anyone seen Darknessthecurse's review of this game? He likes it and considers it an underrated game. I like this game too and I was born during the 16 bit era so fuck you, kid.

[chincherrinas]

at least this kid knows some pretty obscure games, I have never heard of Saa before...

[LoticaStudios]

I'm sorry, but that intro didn't need the awesomeness of Duke Nukem Forever put in it.

[Versa51]

This kid really did not do his homework, did he? When the Sega Genesis first came out, it was $199, and this was before the very first Sonic game. So to help promote the character, Sega dropped the price to $149 and bundled it with Sonic the Hedgehog (1). Besides, the Sega Master System was still around at the time and some people thought it would be cheaper on the SMS, so they made an 8-bit version for it. For this kid to say it's terrible, he truly has no idea how far his head is up his ass.

[nufcdazzla]

This buffoon kid can call it crappy all he likes but at least everyone else with common sense would know that this game is a forgotten classic on arguably one of the most underrated games consoles ever, talk crap about this and the SMS and you'll piss off a lot of people, just like Sizzler/VIB on his Contra review

[gshowguy]

If this kid wants to play an 8-bit Sonic game that's shitty, he might as well go on Amazon or eBay and look for either Sonic Labyrinth on Game Gear or Sonic Jam on Game.com!

[FreedumbFighter28]

Oh my god...this kid is a annoying.

[anthonyreviews64]

I would want to see his parent's. Reactions to his vids

[supercooldude2121]

STOP TRYING TO BE AVGN!!

[grim10fire]

people were cheap to buy Genesis back then

[NinjaReviewer]

Where can I find Saa, that sounds like an intresting game.

[HypersonicHero]

Master System? Hello!

[thelittlepredatorhh]

Man this kid is BAD!!!!!!!But not in a good way!!!

[Jazzypants2007]

@Majorasword64 Yes. It was Sega's "NES", so to speak.

[ChaosMarioBros1]

I'm so sorry, but this has to be said...

0:27 - DAT'S A PINGAS!!!

Cannot resist...

[ChaosMarioBros1]

@ChaosMarioBros1 Wrong minute, this is the real one: 7:21

[ShadowChozo]

i know it´s a bit late (probably already pointed out), but...

6:27

And least we forget!

PS: Intro footage totally not taken from Screwattack´s Top 10 Nes List.

[DLAbaoaqu]

@ShadowChozo That's not a typo. Type "lest we forget" in a search engine.

[ShadowChozo]

@DLAbaoaqu oh. i didn´t got the reference.

[MikeyS9607]

You know if he did his research he'd know the Master System was really popular in Europe. Same with Sega's 32-bit (lol) Mega Drive. Anyhoo, great riff on this guy. Really made me laugh.

[DrProfessorMasterK]

You've never heard of saa?! It's only the best game to come out for the SMUS (Sega Made-Up System)

[MatthewFolger]

This kid wasn't even born when this game came out!!!

[DeadpoolandTgwtgFan]

This kid is not even trying

[DeadpoolandTgwtgFan]

!:| Unamused

[stuff456789]

could you please link the "The Producers" clip to me, i can't find it. :(

[infinitygenealpa]

SMS also had

Hang-On

Space Harrier

OutRun

Fantasy Zone

Shinobi

After Burner

Galaxy Force

E-SWAT

[blaster00000]

I remembered my brother owning a SMS but he told me our mom broke the cord when I was 6

[Muffincakeswithsugar]

I had a master system and it was awesome, Sonic, Outrun, Rambo, Hang-on, Choplifter....I had good fucking times with that System, SEGA rocks

[IloveOtherPplsMsry]

wow someone begged for a riffing, can anyone say masochist

[ThePrinceOfMoose]

Wow, this kid does know that Super Mario 3 basically plays almost Identical to Super Mario World. And yes I love it when little kids curse 20 times a minute.

Why do kid review games again?!

[PockyPoki]

Hehe the pico, i still have that thing. Its was pretty fun :)

[ultragarrison]

LOL This kid is talking abut bits. Although he is like 12 years old.

[lordspectre]

that kid needs shot sonic master system was ace.

[DeviouslyDevious]

I want to slap that child for saying the Master System sucks. The console's library had plenty of perfectly good games.

[DarkHeartTheEmo]

do you want a godd gaem for Sega Master System? try play Shinobi uou want for us to tell a good game well Shinobi works is not the best game in the world but it is the best on Sega Master System.

[MrMechanoise]

@DLAbaoaqu

Don't mean to be 'that guy' but Master System Sonic was released in October 1991, not December, (that was the Game Gear's release).

Does it make your point less valid? Of course is doesn't, but just though I'd say it ;)

Keep up the good work.

[MrMechanoise]

Yes, I owned a SEGA Master system, but I'm from the UK. Our friends in the USA were hooked by the NES, so SEGA lost the market there with the Master System.

For this kid to say it was pointless, it wasn't. In Europe the Master System was very much alive, and not everyone could afford all the consoles at the time. Nintendo and SEGA did really well with the 80s Market :)

[SeriousHedgeHogCo]

Yeah veryinvalid was a troll

[SeriousHedgeHogCo]

Love the better intro I fucking love dnf loading theme

[stuff456789]

I don't own one, but my dad's friend has one, if that counts

[supahdupahguy81]

As much as i'd like it to be true just to see this dumbshit kid get humiliated, actually i'm not sure you can collect the ring in Sonic 1...

Some ppl here are claiming it's possible....

I've finished that game back-to-front w/ all emeralds multiple times & in the 18-odd years of playing it i've never collected that ring...

[Ultramanmattia1]

I don't really like you DLAbaoaqu but i totally agree with your comments in the video.

Thats why kids shouldn't be on the internet.

And to AGVK:Phantasy Star and Shinobi are awesome you little brat.

[loophole572]

@Ultramanmattia1 Opinion

[111111shredder]

@loophole572 Have you even played those games?

P.S. The reason why the Master System version of Sonic exists is because there were people who couldn't afford a Mega Drive/Genesis you know kind of like how they still released NES games after the SNES came out

[Jazzypants2007]

@loophole572 Yes, it is opinion that they were liked enough to spawn sequels. 

[SuperMarioKenny1992]

I've played Sonic 1 on the Master System/Game Gear, and fyi, you can't get the rings you've lost in the game.

[gtasa2004]

What's the music in the intro? And I don't mean his intro, I mean the one with the title cards.

[DLAbaoaqu]

@gtasa2004 Check the credits.

[NitroGenesisTAS]

06:23 I like how you showed a Genesis game. >_>

Enchanted Castle was never on the SMS.

No offense :p

[DLAbaoaqu]

@NitroGenesisTAS I caught and addressed it.

[NitroGenesisTAS]

@DLAbaoaqu Lol, I watched on my iPhone so I couldn't see annotation.

[DLAbaoaqu]

@NitroGenesisTAS I don't know why I thought that. I guess I mis-remembered what it was for when it was on the Wii Shop Channel.

[MrSTVR]

I had a Master System and really liked Sonic for it. And to add to the music part, the boss theme is a complete Ear Worm.

[LeonFromRaccoonCity]

I still have my Sega Master system. And I loved to play Alex Kid ( which by the way, came integrated within de system ),. Also there was Outrun, Enduro Race, Wonder boy and so other magnificent games. And I love Master system Sonic 1. Maybe the kid didn't know that some people didn't had the money to own a Genesis, and already had the Master System. So a sonic game on the 8bits was alright. And a good idea to keep the system alive.

[norsketownV2]

That clip at 05:35, where is that from? :)

[WillpowerXG]

Actually one could argue that the game does have three dimensions since there is hills that you walk in front of and a background. I didn't know that DLA was a luchador in a picklesuit. :D

[WillpowerXG]

I can't believe it, I always thought when people said this they were calling kids who cursed immature. When he would swear, it sounded like he just learned that his head wouldn't explode when he did it, but was still nervous it might happen.

[Croreloth]

The only good reviewer nowadays is the HVGN. He's nowhere as vulgar as the avgn, he's mostly original (the nightshade cameo was alot like bugs bunny), and he reviews great game no one seemed to play like metal storm, D, Crackdown on genesis. What more do you need?

[Sp0UtDuDe03]

@Croreloth

*cough*ClanOfTheGrayWolf*cough­*

[Croreloth]

@Sp0UtDuDe03 oh yeah, i forgot about joey.

[GamerNinjaX]

yes DLAbaoaqu you can touch the ring and get it, but I think you only get one ring out of it and heck if I know, I played the Game Gear version on the sonic collection plus on the ps2. so just pointing out a possible BS from that child

[DLAbaoaqu]

@GamerNinjaX By the way, loophole was PISSED when I brought up Vib113

[GamerNinjaX]

@DLAbaoaqu yah did u see his reply to this. it was a review, once he got to the point where you were talking about the graphics not being important, he was all "if you have graphics of course its better, its like cherry on top of a sundae"..........*facepalm* kids dont get it.

[GamerNinjaX]

@DLAbaoaqu yah did u see his reply he was pissed. he also said that he is a teenager so he doesn't understand why he is a kid. even I admit I am a kid, I am 14 (not like any of the other kids with newer games, I am a classic gamer who has an NES and thinks that it is better than COD....anything is better than COD). He doesnt understand when he is a teenager, HE STILL IS A KID.

[WillpowerXG]

@GamerNinjaX

I'm a kid and I'm 18 years old.

[GamerNinjaX]

@WillpowerXG true. and he is probably like what maybe 12 and he says that he is not a kid. but you gotta give him credit he is not as bad as the angry video game kid (original) who reviewed metroid and called us retards

[GamerNinjaX]

at least he is better than that OTHER ONE

[daggerrun]

Every time I hear this music I wanna watch Gundam!

[Rimsa]

I'm telling his mom he uses that language

[loophole572]

@Rimsa Lie

[DLAbaoaqu]

@loophole572 You still here, kid?

[GamerNinjaX]

@loophole572 (I know it is out of topic) you say that it is worthless to put sonic on an 8-bit console. So what happens when you don't have a genesis, maybe all you had was a game gear, I know this game is a piece of crap I played it but still, not everyone had a genesis.

[gshowguy]

So, the little 10-year old brat's complaining that Sonic has tan shoes on the Master System instead of red. Gee, that's just like if someone were to complain about Sonic having green eyes instead of black ones! *coughRichardKutacough*

[loophole572]

@gshowguy Why does everyone say 10?

[decode9]

Hey if you think sonic 1 on the master system is bad then you should play Sonic 2 on the master system.

[DLAbaoaqu]

@decode9 *Shudder* Finding the second Chaos Emerald in that one's like teaching Chris-chan Trigonometry.

[Skerd100]

@DLAbaoaqu Who's Chris-chan?

[DLAbaoaqu]

@Skerd100 You don't want to know.

[DaniellaChan92]

@Skerd100 Trust me when I say this, you really don't want to know...

[animegamingdude]

@decode9 the Master System version of Sonic 2 is a lot more bearable than the Game Gear version.

[NMG772]

i didnt own a master system. but i have a friend who did

[iliketomesswithtards]

ur gay

[HeretixAevum]

I can't believe it's not AVGN? Actually, I can.

[Sonicthemainman]

You're really wrong with everything you say. Why do you let kids review games?

[Sonicthemainman]

@Sonicthemainman But at least YOU owned the kid. There's a lot of other things I said too.

[AnthH99]

This sucks

[Rockjunky1995]

What's with all these small children trying to become video-games critics? Shouldn't they be sitting down and watching cartoons or something?

[skillzthatkillz117]

Ive heard that this game is actually really rare. is that true?

[MultiKrage]

accually yes you can pick up that ring it just has a limit in how much it can carry pretty much. they did the same thing with sonic 2 of the hand held sega and sonic chaos.

[MasterGamerful]

I fucking hate this kid.

[loophole572]

@LarryBundyJr I hate Black Cocks, the only good thing on that piece of shit is Zombies, and please dont accuse ALL kids for playing CoD, cause its biased and a stereotype.

[LarryBundyJr]

@loophole572 Dude, all I'm saying is, you need to do a little research before making a video. Try and look up a few reviews, metacritic and even (gulp) wikipedia. Surely DLAbaoaqu mass reviews on the Irate Gamer's attempts at videos showed you something.

But thanks for replying and sorry for being so harsh.

[Sp0UtDuDe03]

@LarryBundyJr

Well, what is the harm in looking up a certain topic on Wikipedia if you are going to review something related to gaming? I, myself , do not think that it is all that threatening. I just do not use it that much.

[ZABUKAI]

@loophole572 You do realise the guy you're arguing with has been on TV and is a gaming Guru right?

[loophole572]

@ZABUKAI I know who Guru Larry is. Dippy Derp

[ZABUKAI]

@loophole572 Well if you know who he is, why are you even arguing with him? He knows ALOT more than you do, is older than you, and is an expert in gaming, however, you are not. So can I please advise you to shut the fuck up and go back under your rock for another 12 years so you have some common sense.

[SantasEvilHelper]

@LarryBundyJr It was definatley not far superior to the NES.

[LarryBundyJr]

@SantasEvilHelper On a technical level, yes it was. the system had far superior specs to the NES.

But if you mean on a game level, then the NES had more good games. But you could argue that was because of Nintendo's bullying tactics on publishers.

[SantasEvilHelper]

@LarryBundyJr Hmmm. Good point sir. Also, I just realized you are Guru Larry XD

[SantasEvilHelper]

@LarryBundyJr And by bullying tactics do you mean the strict rules they put on the game publishers? (only a few games per year, etc.).

[LarryBundyJr]

@SantasEvilHelper Yeah, Nintendo created a monopoly and got into a lot of shit with the US government over it. But they wouldn't let the publishers make games for any other systems for years. (well into the SNES's life)

One of the reasons why companies like Acclaim set up proxy companies like Flying Edge to release their games on Sega Etc.

[SantasEvilHelper]

@LarryBundyJr Jesus, Nintendo were dicks. :S

[LarryBundyJr]

@SantasEvilHelper You should try and buy a book off Amazon called "The Ultimate History of Video Games", it's got the story about it in that, if you like games, you'll love that book. it's also really cheap now!

[SantasEvilHelper]

@LarryBundyJr Sweet deal, also, keep up the good work on your channel! I'm a big fan of you and Ashens :D

[gshowguy]

@LarryBundyJr Don't forget Konami-- they created the Ultra label because they didn't like how Nintendo was treating them and the other developers. Especially with that whole "five games a year" bullshit.

[maggosh]

Love that clip at 5:35. Where's it from?

[DLAbaoaqu]

@maggosh "The Producers"

[maggosh]

GRUHFEEKS DUNT MAEK TEH GAYUM KEEHD

[jaybro74]

Complete and utter FAIL!!!

[yoshiman6464responds]

I Think I Heard the Keyboard as he is Playing Sonic 1 on the Sega Master System.

Emulators Much.

And that he thinks that the Modern Sonic Games are bad. Had that kid ever Played Sonic Advance 1-3, Sonic Rush (And Adventure), Sonic Unleashed, and Sonic Colors? I don't think so.

[loophole572]

@yoshiman6464responds Sonic Unleashed sucked and Colors didnt come out yet, Never played Sonic Advanced and adventure isnt Modern.

[DLAbaoaqu]

@loophole572 You're proving yourself to be the next Alexander Badr, running up and down my comments responding to anyone who sees your lack of competence.

By the by, I DARE you to tell Mariotehplumber that the Adventure version of Sonic isn't modern.

[loophole572]

@DLAbaoaqu I shall send him that message.

[yoshiman6464responds]

I Can't Believe that you are the first search result of "AVGN" on youtube! Way to Go!

[MetaSponge64]

How much more of a hypicrite does this guy have to be?

[IsaacTales2]

Ah! The child stupidity! It hurts!!!

[sirmolio]

Stupid fag kid, shut the fuck up. You aren't cool and have no capacity to be cool until you are 18. You sound like a stupid gay ass motherfucker. LOL YEAH!

[Alemme01]

@sirmolio You kinda sound like you're under 18.

[sirmolio]

@Alemme01 YEEHAWW!!!!

[sirmolio]

@Alemme01 And yet I'm over 18 and speak truth. Any advocacy devoted otherwise is championing this fag at 0:52. You willing to fart down your entire shit "over 18" rep for this faggot ? lol I didn't think so. Now shut the fuck up. I let you off easy this time. Don't make me destroy ur shitness, lil fag bitch.

[Alemme01]

@sirmolio Don't get the wrong idea, I'm not defending him. I just said that because you called him a fag.

[XedAlatir]

Must be the first time someone has actually requested that you'd riff on one of theif videos, DLA!

[DeviledEgginator]

Hey DLA, I found a real stinker of a review. JoeCanton22

He has a series called "The Retro Dude" where he sits in front of his TV and complains about random things about the game.

[DeviledEgginator]

@DeviledEgginator I just checked his channel, he periodically removes a bunch of his older reviews.

[killcam109]

why is he trying to be the avgn when he knows nobody can be the avgn

[mattlowe5566]

Wow and part of his "Script" Is straight out of AVGN wtf poser.

[mattlowe5566]

Sit down son, you aint' even born in the same era.

[NolanRyan992]

thats really funny, you said you would only get the sega master system for 5 bucks, cus i was at an auction and i got a working one with 2 games

[nhonho23]

We can sum up this review as SONIC 1 SUCKS BECAUSE I WANT IT TO SUCK

[iNvictaStudios]

My little brother raged hearing this... and that says alot.

[iNvictaStudios]

The rules of the internet should add "Grow some balls, then MAYBE we wont hate you"

[Sp0UtDuDe03]

Wait a minute...Who is the "Hanson that time forgot"?

Why did you use the old "Producers clip" and make the joke about Shirley-Phelps Roper?

And no, I do not love it when they talk vulgar blather in manners similar to this, but that does not mean that we should stop blemishing about the would-be soccerdad who's going to gulp 'till he's 89,right ?

Also, as soon as you compared Bridge Zone and the theme of Tails from Sonic Adventure and used it as the credits theme -

...Damn...Just...DAMN!

[DLAbaoaqu]

@Sp0UtDuDe03

1) Reference my Thanksgiving video.

2a) He compared this game to Action 52.

2b) He called a hole gay.

3) Who are you talking about?

4) Thank you, Clark Kent.

[Sp0UtDuDe03]

@DLAbaoaqu

Guptill89. He's more or less infamous among the Youtube commentator community for essaying to build immature and puny arguments and raging at people for the stupidest reasons.

He also went as far as to notify them about things that are either completely pointless which should never be done due to fairly obvious reasons, or perfectly understandable to most, thus insulting his viewers' intelligence. Try looking his name up and you will feel smarter than you currently are.

[ADAMTHEKILLJOY]

@DLAbaoaqu I said in the video the mastersystem came first and he got pissy and blocked me hes a retarded kid whos he gonna take facts from a guy in the 90s or gay wiki or some shit.

[ADAMTHEKILLJOY]

also why do you have duke nukem forever song in the start?

[ReddmanDGZ]

I've played this game on the master system and the gamgear (which is essentially a portable master system).

If you are fast enough, you can get that ring again, and it does have all the rings in it when you collect it, though it's been a few months since i played last so don't take my word on the last part. You can absolutely get that ring though.

[ReddmanDGZ]

wow, critical thinking kids... it works. If you are going to bitch about sonic games, bitch about the fact that they never pre-scroll the screen, sonic is always either dead-locked to the middle of the screen, or he moves toward the edge. At the speeds sonic moved back then, it made avoiding obstacles nearly impossible until you completely memorized the game. In fact a lot of sega games had this problem because of how the chips on the system itself worked. mostly due to the ASIC.

[twistedmetalfan5000]

you suck cuz you dont know shit what are you 8 years old

[graveson0]

Ummm.....he died.....can you do that on this game.... lol sorry kid but the game ain't that hard. Oh and DLAbaoaqu let that kid know he missed a secret spot on the second part at the bottom when you first fall in you can jump through the wall and there is a chaos emerald on that stage as well but you have to jump down where the waterfall is

[SonicSega91]

Hey, DLAbaoaqu, are you a fan of Pembroke's drawings?

[DLAbaoaqu]

@SonicSega91 He's pretty good.

[Nemesis986]

This kid is just a stuttering, ranting 10 year old. He should at least try to edit it together, or go by a script instead of sounding like a rambling idiot.

[loophole572]

@Nemesis986 Why does everyone say its 10 years or younger?

[DaniellaChan92]

@loophole572 because of face a voice, you would say he's a preteen. unless he is like justin beiber than he could be around.... 15 at tops.very unlike--- wait? isn't it you? xD

[MizfitZer0]

The kid ain't bullshittin'. No matter how many rings you're holdin', when get hit you lose them all but just 1 ring flys out, and you cannot pick it back up. The game was very hard... Not really bad per say, but certainly not shit. Just hard and frustrating in places.

[TrackpadProductions]

Actually, I do believe it's not avgn.

[xsLayerish]

DLAbaoapu what do you think of retrogamer3?

[DLAbaoaqu]

@xsLayerish I personally consider him to be Darth Badr's biggest rival in fanboyism.

[Xitaria]

(in the words of peter griffin) I still can't believe its not butter!

[DLAbaoaqu]

@Xitaria Tanz bruderchen..... -_-

[Xitaria]

@DLAbaoaqu Even though I dont know German, I think That was a negitive comment, But what was wrong what I said?

[DLAbaoaqu]

@Xitaria I just don't like that show.

[Whowantspizza51]

Was the duke nukem forever loading screen music in there to symbolize how long the damn loading screens are in that game? lol

[someshyguy]

@Whowantspizza51 Lol yes! I came up with the idea for that XD.

[TooSlowGamer]

Good SMS Games: Astro Warrior Paperboy The Ninja Thunder Blade Ghost House Hang On Safari Hunt Operation Wolf Rambo First Blood: Part II And those are just out of my tiny collection of SMS games.

[TooSlowGamer]

I own and still own a Sega Master System.

[yoshi247x]

I guess he wants to be like game dude and make a horrible comeback for this video. How can this idiot not realize that you only riff on horrible game reviewers like him! Was he seriously expecting complements?!?! The video was just constantly spewing lies and telling you that you're not funny. It just forces you to riff on more of his videos. HOW COULD HE HAVE NOT SEEN THIS COMING!?!?

[loophole572]

@yoshi247x People these days, do you fucking think so you dumbass?