Great stuff. Great warnings. And I don't even have a daughter. But it's a great warning for my son. I'm just glad my wife's dad didn't read your books. He was tough enough as it was.
I teared up and I don't even have any little demons from the depths of hell that suck the life force from... er, I mean, adorable loving children who would cherish me forever.
I wonder if my dogs would try to get married some day? Hmmm...
hey um jus a 20 yr old gal bt i luuuvvvvvvvvvv ur coloumns!!!! i hve read mstly all of da ones i cud find online...and i love your book how to remodel your man...da thing is tht i live in saudi n i cud jus find your second book..cud u be kind enuf to mke sure tht v gt ur first book n ur latest book in saudi um goin crzy tryin to find it...trust me um ur biggest hugest fan!!!! pls if u cud...send me all da columns u hve ever written..by da wy ur sis n daughter r rite..ur sweater relly sucks!!hehe
You suck. You made me tear up. Have you noticed that men don't cry? They just tear up, like when they cut onions. My daughter is engaged, but she told me she is waiting until she graduates college. I'm trying to convince her of the benefits that a Ph.D. after her name will have. Oh by the way, you don't really suck. But it got your attention.
Loved your first book, and have been trying to find your second book. you are one funny man, and when I have kids (hopefully quite some time for now. I 'm going to have the 8 simple rules tattooed carved into my nightstand.
From the prairie dog in my front yard: Dude... stop complaining! Do we say anything when your dog leaves his little "gifts" in OUR part of the yard? How about making THIS a simple rule... prairie dogs belong in the front yard, DOGS belong in the back. Got it? :)
On a more serious note, the love you have for your "little girl" is beautiful, Bruce. Would that we all had a daddy who cared as much as you! -Joanne
This is hilarious and touching at the same time. ;)
Natillia 2 years ago
Great stuff! My all-time favorite
columnist. Go, Bruce!
AndromedaBlueEye 2 years ago
Wow. I would give any thing to hear my dad say that.
ravenyikimy9911 3 years ago
I love this mans books! I just ordered How to Remodel a Man!
themissingshadow 3 years ago 2
Great stuff. Great warnings. And I don't even have a daughter. But it's a great warning for my son. I'm just glad my wife's dad didn't read your books. He was tough enough as it was.
Sincerely, Your fan,
Horace J. Digby
horacejdigby 3 years ago
I teared up and I don't even have any little demons from the depths of hell that suck the life force from... er, I mean, adorable loving children who would cherish me forever.
I wonder if my dogs would try to get married some day? Hmmm...
Anyway, congrats on the upcoming wedding.
And hey, sweet sweater!
doctoru2 3 years ago
oh, wow, you are completely right.........your sweater is terrible
sorry to break it to you....again
utoobjane 3 years ago
hi, I love your columns. I have read all of your books. I may be your biggest fan.
Um, your sweater does suck, why is it strethed out at the neck.
still- love your work -- i came on youtube for you. sweet i know. lol
not harveyg01 but his sister who does not have you tube and who thinks youtube is a colossal waste of time. sj
harveyg01 3 years ago
I meant I do not have a youtube username.
ooh - people here's an idea
stop broadcasting yourself.
harveyg01 3 years ago
hey um jus a 20 yr old gal bt i luuuvvvvvvvvvv ur coloumns!!!! i hve read mstly all of da ones i cud find online...and i love your book how to remodel your man...da thing is tht i live in saudi n i cud jus find your second book..cud u be kind enuf to mke sure tht v gt ur first book n ur latest book in saudi um goin crzy tryin to find it...trust me um ur biggest hugest fan!!!! pls if u cud...send me all da columns u hve ever written..by da wy ur sis n daughter r rite..ur sweater relly sucks!!hehe
kukuguardianangel 3 years ago
...yeah...that sweater really DOES suck o.O I pitty your father
fangirlie666 3 years ago
You suck. You made me tear up. Have you noticed that men don't cry? They just tear up, like when they cut onions. My daughter is engaged, but she told me she is waiting until she graduates college. I'm trying to convince her of the benefits that a Ph.D. after her name will have. Oh by the way, you don't really suck. But it got your attention.
mnedrow 3 years ago
Loved your first book, and have been trying to find your second book. you are one funny man, and when I have kids (hopefully quite some time for now. I 'm going to have the 8 simple rules tattooed carved into my nightstand.
gpshaw1987 3 years ago
Try eBay. Bruce is all over eBay!
ANNNABANANAA 3 years ago
You ***rock***! :-)
MissParker0106 3 years ago
Funny! Funny! Funny! Only negative for the WHOLE thing......wear a collared shirt (or dickey) and lose the lavaliere
microphone............this is very funny, Bruce.....TG in PV
thelastmagician 3 years ago
This is so funny, so sweet, so unexpected. I can't wait to show it to my own father!
iammadisonphillips 3 years ago
OK, I laughed and then I near 'bout cried! Good work, Bruce. I agree with Joanne. Everyone should have a daddy like you!
Mathmadden 3 years ago
From the prairie dog in my front yard: Dude... stop complaining! Do we say anything when your dog leaves his little "gifts" in OUR part of the yard? How about making THIS a simple rule... prairie dogs belong in the front yard, DOGS belong in the back. Got it? :)
On a more serious note, the love you have for your "little girl" is beautiful, Bruce. Would that we all had a daddy who cared as much as you! -Joanne
theworldisnotmyhome 4 years ago
Moral of the story: don't let your daughter marry a member of Congress.
mamacita99 4 years ago