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  • @Mstealth89 Actually, judging things and people is paramount to survival. You do it everyday.

  • Religion is disappearing all over the world people! People should stop believing in fairytales.

  • Unknown British Comedian? Mike Myers aka Austin Powers? ARE YOU INSANE? otherwise the video is funny :) stupid atheists with their logic, reason and documentation.

  • 1337 likes... hahaha leet likes dude!

  • Religion is dying. Atheism is inevitable.

  • @Mirrodin82 Indeed.

  • @Mirrodin82 So true, SO glad...

  • Stephen colbert is a christian, infact he's a sunday school teacher.

  • @MetalBru01 As stated in the summary, not every quote is from an atheist.

  • ...but most of these make perfect sense.

    Some are stupid but none are funny.

  • "There were some people in the desert with nothing to do

    so they created me and that created you." - God

  • That was funny. thumbs up, from an atheist

  • hahah, super nintendo chalmers

  • @youneekk stupid

  • "Arguing with a Christian is like playing chess with a pidgeon. No matter how well you explain the rules or how well you play the game, the pidgeon will always knock over the pieces, shit on the board and fly away claiming victory".

  • @Moppy1988 That may be my favourite quote ever (the pigeon one).

  • my favourite is: "There are good people that do good things who are atheist and good people that do good things who are religious. There are bad people that do bad things who are atheist and there are bad people who do bad things that are religious. However, it is only when religion is involved that good people do bad things". Stephen Fry said it, but I think he was quoting someone else.

  • @Moppy1988

    The actual quote is by Christopher Hitchens and goes

    "Wicked people will do wicked things and good people will do good things. But for good people to do wicked things, that takes religion."

  • @DeMause Hitchens was quoting someone else, Steven Weinberg the physicist, when he said that. He's said it several times that I've heard, and he usually attributes it.

  • @Openminded72 I have to decide between Noah's ark and Adam and Eve or a primordial sup, crystals piggy backed each other to recreate life, and Panspermia? So in other words, God, Adam and Eve, Noah's Ark, Vs Teenage Ninja Turtle fluid, Magic Crystals and E.T plus "impossible odds"....DUDE I take Jesus Christ as God... at least its original!

  • @Jortegasjournal

    Seriously, with the level of intelligence and education indicated by your posts, you should stick with the Ninja Turtles.

  • @Radonatos Its funny that your theory believe in them! and judging by your reply, I suppose "aliens" would not look for intelligent life forms in this planet, if Cucu's like you keep posting!

  • @Jortegasjournal First of all the story of creation and Jesus and pretty much every other story in the bible is anything but original. Those stories were made up by copying ideas and plot lines from many other religions. Anybody who takes the time to research this could tell this is obvious. Secondly, You fail to fully understand the theory which explains the likely origin of life. So the real choice is unoriginal fiction or a logical science backed by evidence.

  • I had to pause the video each time to read the quotes, they go a little too fast.

  • @flamevulture17 Unless you are dyslexic or whatever, you need to be able to read a few lines in under 7 seconds.

  • @HAGSTROMsify Looks like someone's a homophobe. Too scared to admit you like it up the butt?

  • xD David Powers quote

  • there is nothing funny about this video.stuip people who made this video.

  • only sheep need a sehpeard. fucking genious :D

  • live inside your boxes

  • Awesome video! And that Pop Smear has a great sound and lyrics! The one in "Quotes 2" Lucifer, is great too! :) Oh and that eliheathereli is so funny... pfft.

  • ''Believing there is no god gives me more room to believe in family, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O and all the other things I can prove and that makes this life the best life I will ever have''

    Love it!!

  • If god created man in his own image, why isn't he invisible. Haha....Classic.

  • i have a better quote...

    "god doesnt exist."

  • video sucks. just another moron trying to be another atheist. Atheists sicken me: how are you going to ask for tolerance then bash someones beliefs? You people just feel safe behind your monitors, just like you feel safe being a homo

  • @eliheathereli The irony......

  • @eliheathereli You sir, are a moron. I'll gladly go to your face and be an atheist. And your one to talk tolerance, mocking gays? Just like a hypocritical religous person. Clearly, you are the ones who start the problems, we're just here to piss you off when you start throwing around contradictions :D

  • @eliheathereli People's "beliefs" need "bashing" when they don't stand up to the slightest bit of scrutiny, and yet they still cling to them because "is says so in the Bible".

  • @eliheathereli I think you're describing yourself if you think atheists are just on the internet chuck haha

  • @eliheathereli "Atheists sicken me"

    Christians don't sicken me.

    "how are you going to ask for tolerance then bash someones beliefs"

    That's the very deffination of tolerance. You can say that atheists "sicken you" & I will tolerate what you've said. Why can't you tolerate it when I say christianity is nonsense?

    "You people just feel safe behind your monitors, just like you feel safe being a homo"

    So you don't tolerate "homos"?

    Educate yourself, moron...

    Fuck your god...

  • like Matt Groening quote so true for so many people.

  • i have a good one: "a man without god is like a fish without a bycicle"

  • Bill hicks was far from atheist. that joke was taken out of context and shouldn't really be in this.

  • I love this song.

  • That russian proverb is just absolutely fantastic

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  • @uncoolnerdalert Speaking out against organized religion is necessary for eliminating it. Religion is the single largest source of bigotry, exclusion, intrusion into others' personal lives, denial of scientific reality, and war. When comparing the sins committed by religion to the "disrespect" of making jokes at its expense, it's all too clear where the greater offense lies. Religion has held humanity back for thousands of years - enough is enough.

  • I was cracking up at the first one

  • Atheism is the anti-religion. It does not presuppose any god exists, but does have a predisposition to vehemently opposing any thoughts to the contrary. What I love is how so many assert their superiority by quoting the genius of others, (or misquoting it) simply because they have no genuine contributions of their own. Of course, it is equally humorous to watch theists go ballistic over total BS. Personally I don't care, If there is a God, I guarantee you don't have a clue what he has to say.

  • @Unrequitedstorm I can assure you that as an atheist I'm not anti-religion.I have nothing against theism at all, only proselytizing theists.I don't argue about the existence or non-existence of a God.To me that is irrelevant,I'll live it as it is with or without one. I do argue about the influence of religion in society and the laws of the land. Now, that I can't leave aside because it directly compromises my life and the lives of others. You'll never see me arguing against buddhism or deists.

  • @ThePeaceMissile

    The gustave quote is an opinion, which is being disproven.. the napoleon quote is an ignorant assumption which I'm surprised he made. When atheists are thankful, they thank themselves and their hard working credit isn't taken from them. If there were no God, there'd still be theists and still be atheists (atheism means without-theism, new born babies are atheists). And the edward young quote makes no sense whatsoever.

  • You know Iv bin thinking . Theres no point in telling the other guy there wrong or not . There just gunna come back and call you a dick . You do or you dont . All you can do is point out your facts and let the other guy do the same . I think theres a god. cause I just don't like the idea of coming from a pile of mud . But thats just me !

  • @rittjc Oh look! Another youtube theist who has absolutely no idea what atheism actually means, disregards burden of proof, claims that denial of the existence of God means we believe in "magic" natural origins (Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean), tries to tell everyone else what we believe without ASKING what we believe, and is in general wrong about every single assumption he presents as fact! Bravo! I really wish I had a nickel for every one of you I've encountered - I could retire!

  • @TrevorBlack79 im an athiest i believe their is a possibility of the afterlife but i dont think anybody knows what it is how it is or what or how it was created i think their is a form of purgotory since ghosts haunt certain areas ghosts are a form of purgatory since their souls trapped here on earth after they die. even if absolutely nothing happens it wont matter it just matters to be a good person in this life as you possible can =D

  • @TrevorBlack79 You, sir, are awesome!

  • @TrevorBlack79 how you just explained our attitudes towards your belief is the exact same as your attitude towards ours, exept you add condescension and as is obvious in you paragraph, anger and hate.

  • @HAGSTROMSify "how you just explained our attitudes towards your belief is the exact same as your attitude towards ours"

    That may be, however, we have reality on our side.

    "exept you add condescension"

    I responded to a condescending remark with an accurate portrayal of the commenter's behavior. Explain how I'm being condescending by accurately describing someone else's behavior.

    "and as is obvious in you paragraph, anger and hate"

    Please quote the text that is angry and hateful.

  • @TrevorBlack79 Unfortunately, Atheism is based, on primordial sups, imaginary crystals, aliens seeding earth...You guys are making LSD market, go up in value..that's were I will put my stocks!

    Thanks Atheist!

  • @CBSINDAHOUSE No. Atheism is the rejection of the claim "God or Gods exist" - nothing more.

  • @TrevorBlack79 Rejection of God, without proving how we evolved equals me taking engineering courses and not knowing how to multiply. Theory down the toilet!

  • @Jortegasjournal "Rejection of God, without proving how we evolved equals me taking engineering courses and not knowing how to multiply."

    Non-sequitur.

    First of all, it HAS been proven how we evolved, but let's ignore that for a moment.

    Prior to our understanding of how gravity worked, was our firm footing on the ground "proof of God?" Prior to our understanding of germs and other contagions, was illness "proof of God's punishment?"

    The argument from ignorance doesn't help you, I'm afraid.

  • @TrevorBlack79 First speak English and stop pretending your some sort of Latin Philosopher!

    You are ignorant. You just lied and assumed that it is proof the we evolved, when the common scientific trend is that evolution is nothing more than a " theory", theories are interpretations of evidence but not laws. I could show you evidence Julius Cesar never existed, because if I had to prove his existence exclusively "scientifically", you wouldn't prove his existence, without referring to history!

  • If an alien came to "earth and saw" an office, with a chair, a lap top and technology, he would no doubt believe intelligence was present at some time in that room, without knowing what human is.

    If technology is easy compared to designing life, then, me being in this world and watching all life forms, an advance designed was present as well. But assuming your intelligent, I will assume that chance and random mutations will do your homework for you, so don't bother doing your work.

  • @TrevorBlack79 Its funny Evolutionist thought we came from a sup somewhere in Africa that created the first life form, but then when we tested that, NO LUCK. Now evolutionist thought "maybe we evolved from the back of crystals piggy backing each other", haha ok! sounds like madness, but hey! then thought, maybe it was "Panspermia", so they left the crystals hypothesis for aliens seeding life on earth. In all honestly, keep your fucking science away, because it sounds worst than Scientology!

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  • @Jortegasjournal Oh boy...

  • @Jortegasjournal " Its funny Evolutionist thought we came from a sup somewhere in Africac ... etc"

    What's a sup?

    Also, you have mixed up evolution with abiogenesis which is actually a different thing.

  • @CBSINDAHOUSE i hope theists get so high with our LSD that they forget about the wars they are making

    thank you theists!

  • @martins4theway No problem, LSD really worked on Darwin so I suppose, it needed to be tested on Monkeys in order to be produced for humans. Great point!

    Thank you Atheist!!

  • @TrevorBlack79 That is just the same as quoting things from the bible and thinking you know what the Complete story is. And attacking it based on what most religions tells you it says rather than finding out for yourself. Most Christianity is a myth based on what you call A myth.Here are things the bible DOES NOT TEACH> Burning hell , IMMORTALITY OF THE SOUL , THE TRINITY . SAINTS, ALL GOOD PEOPLE GO TO HEAVEN, EVERYTHING CREATED IN 6 LITERAL DAYS , THE LIST GOES ON. YOU HAVE ALL BEEN DUPED !

  • Another common mistake atheists make is that the Catholic Church and the rest of its "protestant " off shoots are Christian. No by the year 300 AD the Real Christian ideas were lost. By then the Catholic Church was created by Emperor Constantine. He was a PAGAN and worshiped everything under the sun including the SUN (that is where Christmas got its start ) He added a few "Christian words" and its been down hill since. Yup the crusades the inquisitions and the world bought it !!!!!

  • @mindscraped

    How do you know??

    You say that Christianity was lost and what we have later is NOT Christianity...

    The only way you could say this is if you've lived prior to 300 CE and remember "the old true Christianity". Because if you know about it from outside sources - then it hasn't disappeared! And you're left with the burden to prove that IT WAS the real deal, and not the "other ones"!

  • @rittjc

    Nice one, for a moment there I thought you weren't trolling but instead were another theist creating straw man arguments.

  • "Religion. It's given hope to a world, torn apart by religion" <----THAT IS SO TRUE

  • @ThePeaceMissile

    There could be a god, just like unicorns could exist, but there is no evidence to support either claim. Without evidence I have no need to believe either of them, so I don't. I like Jeremy's quote, you can tell he is obviously projecting.

  • That quote from Unknown british comedian with Mike Mayers at 1:44 on back sound alot like a line Ricky Gervais uses in his standup routine.. not sure tho..

  • LOVE IT!!!!! funny funny funny

  • There are 75 Christians without a sense of humour.

  • @HimesInu I thought atheists are apart from any religion. How come you categorize those 76 (mind you) people as being only Christian? And you say it's a lack of sense of humor but saying to a believer that his/her faith is a joke is just like calling an African-American the N-word in public (i.e. because we're on a public website)

  • @bazzvy Because the probability of them being Christians over anything else is very high.

  • @bazzvy I would agree that the probability of them being Christian is very high. Using the "N-word" is a derogatory word to describe a person, whereas calling someone Christian is defining them by their faith. While it may still be considered by some to be derogatory, it is not as offensive as you are making out. I would also put forward that if they are Christians that have never stopped to question why they believe what they do, when there is very little evidence to support their beliefs.

  • @HimesInu athiests hate jokes agiast athiesm.. but i thought this was pretty funny... like Fuck it... I want people to accept(or at least ignore) the religons they dont believe in

  • @ChristinaWolfle THe problem is, if we ignore religions those religion could have a huge impact on our lives. Just look at what Bachmann and Perry are trying to do. As for acceptance, I will accept someone believes something, and they have that right, but as soon as they attempt to force their beliefs on me the acceptance is taken away.

  • @HimesInu how can you expect people that are along side the belief that you will spend an eternity in suffering to keep their mouths shut about it? it would be the most selfish, arrogant thing imaginable

  • @HAGSTROMSify You think it's arrogant and selfish to not say something, I say it just leaves out all doubt of your guillability. And it annoys us horribly. We don't want to be told we're going somewhere we don't believe in.

  • @ChristinaWolfle Atheist joke I use all the time on myself is that I will come back as a tree, be cut down, and used as a bible.

  • @HimesInu " There are 75 Christians without a sense of humour " , actually there are about 2 billion

  • @HimesInu They are 63 atheist that eat bananas for lunch!

  • @HimesInu And 8 members of other religions without a sense of humour.

  • @BudCharles999 I say Christian because they are the largest group I deal with.

  • @ThePeaceMissile

    "Atheists express their rage against God although in their view He does not exist"

    Sorry, I don't believe god exists. Not mad at him.

    "Atheism is so senseless. When I look at the solar system, I see the Earth at the right distance from the Sun to receive proper amounts of heat and light. This did not happen by chance." Isaac Newton"

    Yep, clearly the other planets in the solar systems were designed to be lifeless.

  • @ThePeaceMissile

    "By night, an atheist half-believes in God."

    By night, a christian is a half-atheist- Me, right now.

  • @ThePeaceMissile

    "No man will say, "There is no God" 'till he is so hardened in sin that it has become his interest that there should be none to call him to account."

    The reason that I reject your book of misogyny and mass murder is because I'm just too hardened in sin. Yep.

  • How's reverend lovejoy atheist? Fail.

  • 2:36 I think that's Homer, not Bart.

  • @samborlon Nope, it's Bart. But get ready for a whole bunch of people saying "OH MAI GAWD, UR SO DUMB FOR NOT KNOWING THAT, UR A DUMBASS" :P

  • @Brazilboy101 No. Homer said "He's my favorite fictional character" in response to Bart's comment "God is so in your face" while watching TV. Season 9 Episode 14: Das Bus. Check it out for yourself.

  • @ThePeaceMissile and that all worked out for me, without religion! so just shut the fuck up man, and let me doing my thing!

  • @ThePeaceMissile I don't wanna quote some people, too, cos it's just making lots of work, so I just say, every single person has his own opinion, and not to accept the other one's opinions is just very asshole-like! so you believe in god, fine! I don't and my life is going great, NO, it's going awesome! I'm happy and I have friends I take care of, and who take care of me! I never hurt anyone, because I hate violence, I help people and my life is just great!

  • @ThePeaceMissile funny quotes, the thing is god doesn't exist...^^

  • @ThePeaceMissile I don't agree with dante gabriel rossettis quote. If you do something and the results turn out the way you wanted it too, you would thank yourself because you got off your ass and did something. The only time you make something good happen in your life, is when you do something good with it. By night, i'm still an atheist.

  • @ThePeaceMissile You're first retarded quote, it can actually happen by chance. The exact same way as if I were to hit a "hole in one" in golf you moron. Second quote, I don't believe in god, so why would I express anger towards him? You're third retarded quote, it should be this way; "religion is a crutch for weak-minded people" lol. You need better quotes.

  • @ThePeaceMissile

    1. You might want to read up on Stephen Hawking's recent advances in comsology which explain why the laws of the universe seem tailor-made for humans, without the need for a benevolent creator.

    2. Atheism is the rejection of the belief in any god. So atheists can't be MAD at god because they don't believe in the existence of said god.

    3. What? That doesn't even make sense? the reality of God...thats an oxymoron right?

    Get better quotes.

  • Trust in god, but just the same, tie up your horse to that hitching post.

  • Ya, nikolai volkoff at 0:27. My favorite quote was the very first one about the bike.

  • By the way the comment below was for "Danny The Seeker".

  • Do you throw around Pascal's Wager? Clearly. Are you asking vague questions? Obviously. Are you making silly accusations and a fool of yourself? Very much so. I'm sorry sir, but according to this, you suffer all of the symptoms of a dumbass. Here, I'll write you a prescription for Reason, take it twice a day after breakfast and lunch.

  • Computers like atheist are similar to the toilet.Both ought to be flushed down.

  • @TOLTECAAZTECA i could say the same for for you evil christians with your gay/athiests/science hating ways

  • Actually it was Homer who said God is my favorite fictional character.

  • the unkown british comedian is jimmy carr (i think)

  • Atheist think they are smartest people. may i ask you a simple question: which is smarter, to believe that god exist or to believe that god does not exist? for there is a hell or there is no life after death?

    Do you think atheism is good for civilization? think again if you are smart.

    Do you think science proof that god doesn't exist? think again if you are smart.

    I invite you to read Qur'an. Let it speak for it self. Forget all slander and doktrin about Islam. Understand it by yourself.

  • @DannyTheSeeker I am sorry to say that most will not read the qur'an and heed your advice. . . understanding religion should be an important part of everyone's lives. I myself am a buddhist, but that does not mean i find any other religions (or lack thereof) more or less important. I am glad that you understand that morals and values, and the teachings of God (whichever you believe in) are important for society. But do not make the mistake of thinking that atheists are without morals or values

  • nomore jihad? nomore crusade? no more rule? let's all fight each other! the strongest survive !!!

  • Atheist are nothing but a bunch of fag's whom like to be bossed around by woman.!

  • @TOLTECAAZTECA your the reason im athiest

  • I liked Bart's and Jon Stewart's quotes.

  • Lmao

  • My fave is the 1 about sheep, but i wander,..is religion the only thing keeping us from killing each other? or what? whats keepin us?

  • @11033066099 Decency.

  • @11033066099 I'm not religious, and I've never tried to kill anyone, nor do I plan to.

  • what's myspace???

  • Colbert teaches sunday school, wouldn't exactly call him an atheist.

  • @DasKrabbe Its hard to say with Colbert. he bashes religion on a regular basis. It is possible he is a very moderate christian, or at least a deist.

  • Wasn't really that funny.

  • I don't think the Bible has any quotes from Jesus in which He said negative things about gay people.

    Yes, that's right. I used an uppercase H. That must make me an idiot Christian with an IQ of 1.

  • @spinemelter2000 I'm just happy you knew the word uppercase and used it correctly in a sentence! :) haha jk jk you are correct unless you believe that Jesus is god and that the bible is divinely written/inspired. If you DO believe both of those things then Jesus, being god, did command that gays be killed, as god commanded that gays be put to death in Leviticus 20:13. Anyways we're not saying you have a low IQ we are simply saying that your belief is irrational, not necessarily wrong though. :)

  • is Pop Smear related to Pat Smear (the germs)?

  • @beccajen88 This comment....wait....what?

  • @Imal00ter20 the song is by pop smear. i just wanted to know if she was cognizant of the great pat smear of the epic la punk band the germs... so thats what that is...

  • @beccajen88 Nope, no relation. Pop Smear is just a bad pun of Pap Smear. Rock Itch was the other band name choice.

  • @MoreProzacPlease i figured as much. i just wanted to remind people of the greatness of the 70s la punk scene...

  • Some of these are pretty funny, kind of like watching the world moving in a direction they don't believe in.

  • To Bumper: haha

    To Mark: not funny at all

    To unknown: you would burn churches? Aren't they beautiful?

    To Clarence: NC

    To David: because "being created in his own image" doesn't mean that we look exactly like him, it means that we have free will and immortal soul like him

    To Bart: no comment

    To god: I'll wait for you

  • @gogolplex74 i would burn churches, but only if they were packed w christians

  • @mittROMNEY666 You must be very tollerant person

  • @gogolplex74 Free will is just the ability to make choices. My cat has free will. Given to us AND cats? "Image" means free will + a ghost inside of each of us? What dictionary did you use to find this meaning for Image"?

  • @ndrthrdr1 No, it doesn't all animals act by their natural instinct

    and Image doesn't mean exact copy

    gosh, don'take everything so literally

  • To Penn: response from a typical pseudo-intelectual slacker who cares only about his own comfort and short life but not what will come after

    To David: God should kill people for that, seriously

    To Richard: no we're killing each other for money, power and glory

    To Matt: your problem

    To woody: never trust former Jew

    To unknown again: Yes and that shepherd is called Dawkins

    To Robert: ol that made me laugh

    To Jimmy: your problem

    To Jon: Great one, religion is giving God bad name

    To Homer: ?

  • To Emo: God isn't Genie in a bottle To Archie: Doesn' Atheism also mrequire faith? To george: pure ignorance and lack of knowledge To skineer: how so? To Bill: You wouldn't exist then To Russian: haha don't trust the communists To unknwn: they're not funny, you don't understand them To Doug: To James: lol that was really good one To Steven: Remember, Atheist would rather constantly piss on God than admit he might exist To unknown soldier: interesting To Reverend: WTF
  • 'When Hawking finally proves the M Theory, Atheists will no longer be called so; they will be called normal people.' - Me

  • what is funny in that? 

  • *Silence*

    GOD..

    LOL

  • stephen colbert is roman catholic.

    i understand these are atheist quotes but it would have been better if this video had atheist quotes from atheists.

  • i like the existence of religion, it keeps the population figures from exploding, and like the quote "keeps stupid people from raising anarchy".

  • @hemaltailor

    It actually keeps people insane, scared, insecure and on the verge of killing everyone else out of paranoia.

    People just need to realize that we as individuals are always the ones giving any sort of power to hierarchy...specially within the human race.

  • atheism is a religion.

    lets get over religions.

  • @akanathan atheism isn't a religion. nice try though

  • @Dahvood

    Its the religion of science.

    Science seems to become more and more spiritual as you go into it though.

    Spiritual as in something we all have in our heads not Religion. Spiritual is the lack of organization....so science and religion fail at defining anything spiritual very well.

    Alan Watts does a very good job at mixing science and spirituality.

  • @akanathan No, it isn't a religion of science. There is a correlation between those who are atheist, and those who put a lot of weight in science in the western world, but it is a correlation, nothing more.

    Atheism says that there are no Gods, nothing more, nothing less.

  • @Dahvood

    Well I am not sure what no God would mean. Since God means something different to everyone it seems. God/s has always just correlated to the highest authority figure we perceive at the moment.

    What about laws in science we come up with? What are these laws? They are not a higher authority.

    Ill correct that Atheism isn't the religion of science and say its the religion of no God.

    I think the worship to authority is what kills religion but not acknowledging the existence. question it

  • @akanathan "Atheism is a religion in the same way that not collecting stamps is a hobby."

  • @merrybastard

    Yeah sure if you went out of your way to not collect stamps in your free time.

  • @akanathan "Atheism is a religion" is the same kind of logic that says "God is love". It means nothing. It devalues the definitions of terms that should mean something to people subscribe to them. I'd take more time to write a better response, but I have to go get ready for non-church.

  • @akanathan Sure, if stamp collecting was as it is now. If people however were pressuring me to collect stamps, spend a good chunk of my money on them, were expecting me to make my life choices based on the Philatelist's Guidebook 1611 and in some cases threatening my life and livelihood for not partaking in their hobby, I would have good cause to make a public point about my not collecting stamps, and it still wouldn't make it a hobby.

  • Dear Religious people that come on our pages to try and convert us. Shut the FUCK UP YOU HAVE NO LOGIC!! EVER!!!!

  • Religion is kicking and screaming in its death throes.

  • "Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people." that's brilliant

  • @AustralianHPfan LOL, that's like saying people with two shoes kill people. What about those atheist soldiers? You're going to forget them?

  • Most of these try to be witty but its just not working. Colberts hilarious though

  • what is "underachiever"? i didnt find it in a dictionary...thx :)