OMFG - Skyrim [Part 9.5] - A Horse is a Horse (of course, of course)

[boredteddybear]

I'm really sick of people complaining and getting mad at Jesse. He's made hundreds of videos, give him some credit. If you think you can do better commentating and playing games at the same time, then go do it yourself.

[Evangellist]

I am so tired of the Rhythym heaven commercial.

[Shoden19]

How did he get full elven armor

[ashyzVIDZ]

Bethsda Should introduce Flower Armor into the game just 4 jesse XD

[AdsuailofQ]

When Jesse skipped passed Balbus instead of killing him I died a little on the inside. Balbus carries a Daedra heart.

[Andreasbboldsen]

Jesse didnt look Mammoth tusk, he didnt loot shield and he even missed the chest at 14:42!

[MrPwnagemeister]

The mammoth tusk is in THE INN. BEHIND THE COUNTER!!!!

[Fr1tzy687]

Does nobody else wonder how the hell he managed to get Elven Armor?

[mothain1]

>>--------(punchline)-------->­

[ThatGamingNerd]

i used to do funny jokes,

then i took an arrow to the punchline

[Dingodile616]

Totally thought his horse got burnt into ashes at 6:15

[faffins]

I hate it when he doesn't take arrows...

[NCISrocks1000]

well excuuuuuuse me princess!

[du8u8u8o]

y u no tak aroz wen tey way no wayt

[Ofl124]

@du8u8u8o

Learn to spell

[orangemoustash]

I got my horse from a stormcloak camp then like 3 missions later it died and I barely lived from walking off a cliff near the Thalmor embassy

[Squishymcpwn]

Wait until he gets shadowmere.....

[lpmasterful]

holy crap your a good singer

[ShanedawsonsrapistTV]

@jesse it's a necromancer u idiot not a warlock

[ShanedawsonsrapistTV]

@tricksterzullu u can also become a werewolf kinda thing (complete all the companion quests)

[tricksterzullu]

u know u can tame a living wolf right, its friggin awsum

[daniellua1]

when did he gain this new golden armor ?

[orangemoustash]

@daniellua1 im not sure but that might be eleven armor and helmet

[Jacogos]

13:53 Just wait till he gets Shadowmere, if he does xD

... Maybe he already does :O I must finish the series!

[SaccoJams]

I stayed up until about five o'clock this morning watching your stuff, Jesse and I am currently only on #10 of your Skyrim stuff, I am impressed by your fantastic length :3

[CSmatt877]

@darklinkruleshyrule lol me either

[darklinkrulesHyrule]

Between this and project stingray, i dont think i'll be sleeping for a while.



[BlogDaDestroyer]

Horse=Honeybadger

[05CENTRIC]

What armor is he using?

[Jacogos]

@05CENTRIC Elven, by the looks of it.

[GlitchtheBleu]

Jesse + Plans//ToDolist = Constantly side track...

Chick horse... obviously the Devs didn't want to model a horse wang. Lol XD

[13spysonu]

LOL Just like in fallout,

If you kill something with a crit lightning or laser,

It burns to ASH.

[joshfiend10]

im so buying a horse...he is so badass lol

[ForeverAndAlways098]

@joshfiend10 she* she is Allie, the King (queen) of all the horse kings ;)

[locoformen71]

this is my horse its moves are amazing give it a punch and it with RIP UR FACE OFF!!

[TheDezProduction0123]

The mammoth tusk in the bone yard soo frustrating GOD DAMN JESSE hahahahaha

[aVoAfrodude4]

@TheDezProduction0123 No its not dumbass.

[thousandemon]

Nyan Root-used to make potions of rainbows

[BoboNL1]

what kind of armor does he have?

[TheBlackNail]

@BoboNL1 Elven light armor. though he didn´t show where and when he got it. unless I missed something.

[GamerChickSER]

Curiosity is not a sin, Jesse.

[CrashingDC]

and the world shall turn to ash.

[ShadowPhoenixKC]

@CrashingDC Referring to Pokemon 2000 are you?

[CrashingDC]

@ShadowPhoenixKC indeed i am :D

[mahius19]

OMFG! Look at the Blood on his horse's hooves! (which isn't horseblood btw)

[TheCAHUNAdUdE]

"I want jesse's horse!"

*MUSIC PLAYS*

"I want jesse' houre!"

[NightshadeShroud]

gaurd: you cannot deafeat our Army Dovakiin.

*Davokiin walks out of city with horse to fight*

Gaurd:Oh Shit hes got a horse we wont survive

[SirTotallyAwesome]

"That guy had nothing useful to loot," says Jesse as he mouses over a shield that's worth 100.

[Arguingwithmyself1]

@SirTotallyAwesome That's "30" when converted into Lucan Valerius terms.

[blankman30714]

@SirTotallyAwesome as later in the vid he says im not really concerned about money right now

[Dalle89]

what happens if you tell a guard that cicero has stolen gods on him?

[forrenz]

How do we see the bit advertised at the beginning there? What's "HoN"?

[MCOmegaX123]

@forrenz Heroes of Newerth, if I'm not mistaken.

[keyblademaster333]

That Horde is amazing.

[AdorableNinja19]

ur horse is awesome!!!! 

[Jonjon13Jonjon13]

Your horse is so freakin awesome.

[cloud50006]

Wonder what he'll say once he finds Shadowmere O.o

[KaylaRequiem]

anyone have any idea why i cant see things like fires in ovens, and on those pillars in the beginning, the glowing light, and beam of light that went into the sky, on my copy of skyrim?

[wrinklycat]

@KaylaRequiem If your using the pc version, you may have some of the effects turned off, or your computer may just be shit.

[KaylaRequiem]

@wrinklycat nah, wasnt effects turned off, and my computer isnt crap. it was a glitch with the game itself, good thing someone made a patch to fix it lol.

[WatcherCCG]

Also, you and that horse are an insanely good team.

[WatcherCCG]

Just a note, Jesse, if you lose track of a horse or follower, just fast travel. They will all teleport with you and be standing just to your right.

[DollyCircus545]

Geh nach Hause!

[DancingMeatyPilot77]

o.O Noch nie sowas schlechtes gesehen

[CircusHoney634]

Geh nach Hause!

[SealSilver925]

Geh nach Hause!

[BlueFuriousCanary749]

Geh nach Hause!

[AlphaSapphire246]

Geh nach Hause!

[DarlingThe]

Geh nach Hause!

[ElHook240]

Was soll denn das sein?

[ScarletSnake235]

o.O Noch nie sowas schlechtes gesehen

[AirmenLefty692]

Lass es bitte einfach.

[92InsaneLady]

Was soll denn das sein?

[ZebraRuthless286]

Was soll denn das sein?

[PugletGolden959]

Was soll denn das sein?

[MoronDrunken894]

Was soll denn das sein?

[LosDolly183]

Geh nach Hause!

[CobraScarlet162]

Was soll denn das sein?

[crossman456]

so where exactly can i hear this spiriticus the new link inspired hero in HoN cuz i have no idea what that is.

[KartKid18]

Lol, it was important, the tusk lady?

[ANGU5TU5]

Thumbs up for jesse's awesome jingles! =b

[Anroth821]

......his horse one-shot the wolf at 2:30ish

[TheSoksez]

How did you get the elven armor? :P

[fleaminecraft]

Take over drangon what's ever and rename it castle Von jessenstien

[SantaPjs]

@fleaminecraft You can't take over dragons reach.

[fleaminecraft]

When will you go to the lovers stone I think I know what BONEuses it gives you he he he

[PILGORE13]

Damn, He almost met Cicero

[mAnIaCoOkIeS]

@PILGORE13 Where

[beadl1]

JESSE YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE MAMMOTHS TOOTH AT THE WEIRD GRAVE YARD!!!!!

[Minecraftoholik]

oh...sorry i see in part 10.. SORRY :) you need mammoth tusk.... YOU ARE BEST!!!!

[Minecraftoholik]

Actually....you need the mammoth snouts to complete the..ehm.. girl merchant QUEST

[fishslayerism]

WTF full Elven

[Mydeathbird]

Did you see that Yeti SIGHTING at 12:35 lol when he hoped on his horse look at his head then boom a black huge thing just goes across behind his head in the distance thumbs up if u saw it!

[RabMaksim]

@Mydeathbird How do you see a sighting?

[KaylaRequiem]

@Mydeathbird if you look close, its the outline of an arrow, its a common glitch when you have a quiver on.

[RagingSandvich]

elven armor?



[SporeRider92]

I wish that I had Jesse's horse...

[luvme189]

you encountered a dead mammoth. you did not look for a mammoth tusk. i buttclenched so hard

[FlamingmolotovPanda]

dragonborn horse!



[dyoofhii]

best horse ever. period.

[TheBadassgamingdudes]

i think cicero,sheogorath and jesse are the same person

[8Lorelei8]

How did you get elven stuff Jesse?

[StanislavKozlovsk]

how many times did he say damn in this episode, rofl

[Avpete5]

Ok i think ive missed a vid somewhere which one of these has the elven armour part?

[WeMakeGarbage]

@Avpete5 In the last episode, you see him navigating the skills screen, you see that he got the elven armor perk.

He just crafted it in between episodes.

[Matthmatt1213]

I can see why it's so hard to get a mammoth tusk. After all, even though there's a ton of them, apparently it's impossible to pick them up. =P

[wafflesmcgoo]

A hairy whale?

[ChARLi3SC3NEFtW]

JESSE! Do the thieves guild quests! You get really cool armor and the badass Nightinggale sword which heals life and stamina with every hit and the Nightingale bow which does over 60 damage! Not to mention the armor has really good bonuses! And the quest line itself you make around 10k!

[VincenzoPeruggia]

A chest, under the deck! 14:43

[LoganRevell11]

Can anyone tell me where to get the elvin armor?

[Kapteinkoose]

@LoganRevell11 the thalmor guys have it, you'll find them on the main quest line eventually

[celcees]

that funny voice you do sounds like frank from shadow hearts from the new world

[TheArthusii]

anyone notice the pimp armour he is wearing?? where the hell did he get that?? I dont remember him getting that at any point...

[Yulex42]

Jessie, you need to get the kuda bow!

[MrJamestkirk911]

is it a talking horse of corse

[g57ss]

if you havent become a member of dark brotherhood yet, join it you make lots of money on their quests

[Imagrower]

hey jesse im going to nerd out on you but remember that lady you didnt like so much her tusk it at the place where you killed the mammoth

[MrBiggles42]

jesse you're fucking amazing when i'm high

hilarious shit going on in this video peepepspllslsleahahfhepwij

[lokicdn]

In the words of Jeff Dunham. If the horse is the pimp, then you dah the ho.

[voiceofbooks]

Break a leg Jesse!

[Alexfizz1]

fucking love your singing. make a vid of just your songs???

[ImATroll123]

Hey. You missed a shiny jewel at the end!

[mellun]

dude why isnt your stamina decreasing when u use shield bash and swing your weapon?

[kannedfaru]

went to different video after about 30 seconds. narrator is annoying.

[SpaceFoxy]

@kannedfaru

Did you use those 30secs to write that comment?

[kannedfaru]

@SpaceFoxy Nope:

1.) Watched video for 30 seconds

2.) Closed Youtube for 26 seconds

3.) Pressed Ctrl+Shift+T to re-open video and write comment for additional 16 seconds.

Honestly, my only inspiration in writing that comment was to save others the agony. My inspiration for defending myself is because I love me XD

[milootje007]

the horse was like f.ck this, imma poon some noobs myself before Jesse goes of picking flowers again :/

[ScorpDeathknight]

waiting for a mod that makes the horse a companion that can enter places and generally follow you around and kick ass. Seriously, it's more effective than the elf guy was. And friendlier.

[Gearsoffail5]

Jesse and Allie sitting in a tree, K-i-l-l-i-n-g.

[Gamerverse]

y u no shout at people ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[BohliiN1337]

WHERE... IS... MY... NEW... EPISODE?! :D

[zarchable1]

More naow!!!

[arxx00]

You should check the general store at Whiterun. That's where I bought my mammoth tusk -.-

[hadeslord16]

play the new sport i discoverd

step 1. buy a horse

step 2. search a BIG waterfall

step 3. ride your horse down the waterfall

step 4. survive

[BohliiN1337]

@hadeslord16 step 5. ???

step 6. Profit

[retoxe]

@hadeslord16 no silly it goes...

step 1:buy a horse

step 2: search for a BIG waterfall

step 3: ride your horse down said waterfall

step 4: ??????

step 5: survive