Medway Towns - An Ode To The Locals

[ems4501]

if yhoo dont like medway dont go there,, everyones knows wot its like.. i left and moved to a shitter place,, and went to the worst skwl in the area..

[KamInkorporate]

great song and why the smudging out the eyes? ;)

[duvz1236]

got to love the Medway towns people

[04uns]

superlative, Surely feeling this intense about the residents and posting your feelings in public, brings you to the same level. If you feel "those good for nothing low life scum" . . .. bla bla bla why did you not rise about em and see the movie for what it is. A joke. Whey to serious - Take a chill pill dude

[superlative1967]

lowelife scum, the pits u should all be shot against the wall , yobs like theses good for nothing lowelife scum give medway a bad name,

[superlative1967]

scum

[bigears12345678910]

i live in chatham and its that to the T shit i hate it here HELP!!!

[MrCoolTubez]

I've been looking for this for years! Funny shit

[Sirjimmyb1]

friend and evans are gay

[natashamichouis]

im frm gillingham & every single word off that is true!!

[bigears12345678910]

@natashamichouis yeah i agree 100%

[12321chlo312321]

@CreepyBacon erm no im no chav, im an emo accully, im just sayin i like it were i live.

[truemattyz]

lol

that song rocks n1 dude.. sums up some of the birds iv met in my life round here ! lol..

rock on keep up the sounds dude they r rocking XD

[criticalbill1983]

....have a face like a slapped arse!! cheer the fuck up people!! You go down rochester on a fri/sat nite and u got girls with filthy mouths and blokes who wanna have handbags at 10 paces with another twat who cant handle his drink. Im not trying to diss the people of medway too much but It would be a great place to live if the people were a lil friendlier and not so bloody stand-offish

[criticalbill1983]

I was born in London because my family are cockneys, but i moved down to medway(Hoo st werburgh to be exact)when I was 2 yrs old so i pretty much grew up around here. The only thing I hate about Medway is how the people(not all of them, but most)have got such a fucking chip on their shoulder`. I mean, if u were to spend a couple of months living in a completely different town/part of the country, trust me u realise it. I went down Chatham the other day and seriously, everybody seemed to...

[DollshouseGirl1]

PWJAMIE56

i love your comment, i was born there and moved out of there when i was 20.

I went beck six years ago, glad i no longer live there, thank god lincolnshire, is like 20 years behind.

This song also cracks me up, its so true,

[12321chlo312321]

i dont see what wrong with it! i live here and i quite like it! x

[CreepyBacon]

@12321chlo312321 That's more than likely because your one of the people the song is aimed at.

Everybody else sees the problem. What we should do is shoot them all, ship the illegals off to france and close down every pikey chav shop in the area to insure no more come back.

Then we might have a nice area again.

[04uns]

So u ditched the chavs in the cold damp british climate and found another lot in the sunshine. pmsl.

[rainhamendgill]

my dad grew up in the medway towns but i grew up in plymouth and my dad brought me up supporting gillingham and i would love to live there eventhough its a shithole

[BrutalProductionz]

nah u dont wanna live here trust me.

guns, knifes, gangs..

its all shit round here e.g. a guy got hit round the head with a hammer outside my local shop.. and the people that did it put him in his car and left him to die

ive seen alot of shit and im only 15!

[BouNCiiNBeTTy]

im in upchurch and iv sen alot of shit nd all, a pikey cloke got shot by some gang war near me and nearly died, so yeaa

not as bad as sheppey tho

[BrutalProductionz]

its gettin fucked round here

if u wanna see fucked up shit come to gillingham trust me

[medwaymatters]

Great stuff ... can t believe they got the 101 in the track .,. wicked mmmedway is a movement ,, i'm in Australia and miss the place ...Love love

[PWJAMES6]

The whole of Medway is a shit hole full of unemployed fuckwits wearing shell suits, they drive shit old cars and think that if you put a spoiler on a 15 year old Nova it turns it into a Ferrari.

[avengeddimefold]

hahahahahaha rochester = best medway town

[puncherg]

unbelievable, sums up medway. i thought it wud be shite but its gud and funny

[wolf1percenter]

your correct bro, i agree with you, a far worse problem is the bent kent police. i know things about them that would cause a scandal in the national newspapers.

[wolf1percenter]

im from south london, worse thing i ever did was move here to gillingham, inbred degenerates that think they are hard, yeah as hard as a soft boiled egg, fuckwits.

[browntownlad]

I agree that there are lots of morons here but unfortunately that is because of the Chav creation and the fact that lazy idiots simply have children to claim benfit and then do a rubbish job of bringing their children up then their children have children and it goes round again. It's never the fault of the PLACE it's the fault of some of the PEOPLE. If you ask the Chavs what it's like where they live they'll say its a sh1th0le and guess what that is their fault for making like that.

[jonnyblues123]

chicken thigh

[kayleigh8820]

looool love it.. get up chatham

[doozer69]

Always funny ! Rochester is for winners

[kazzykinsere]

oit people wid probs with Medway towns right sort it out yea im from Gillingham right so sort it out

[magicrainbow09]

big it up for chatham lmao he he soo gud this song

[ChelskieGal]

Medway Towns (yn)

[silkysketcha]

Big Up Tha Gillingham Boiz

[wolf1percenter]

medway is the pits, its full of dirty low down scum, everything has to be nailed down or the scummy assholes will steal it, i got a nice over and under sawn off waiting for little thieving cunts. time i moved back to south london, where people are human and decent.

[browntownlad]

hahahahaha are you serious...South London is farrrrr worse.

[THYRoSH]

lmaoooo you know it, medway all day.

[peelsbredough]

Well Noone i noo avee eva worn thaa!!!

Probably Skankss(y)

Well You Should make one for wat polish wear then long jean skirts that touch ther ankles black tights n white ankle socks with skool shoes thas wat u call bad!!

[04uns]

Weather or not you claim the dress code is correct in the video I see you have managed the di-alect perfectly. lol

[a8vip]

@peelsbredough - Your appauling spelling and grammar is the most ironic part of your entire post.

[04uns]

This song is more than 6yrs old. When first released it was exactly what 99.9% of residents in Medway wore. Its slightly out now considering 60% of em come from Poland now.

[2QBUFF]

Excellent spot on ..I,ve Lived in Strood since i was 5 but was lucky enough to join the Army for a while and escape .Also i was born somewhere else so i have the standard X Y Chromozone ...Its my lifes work to make sure one day i won,t be buried here .. 8 /

[CrazyLiam123]

Oh god, I hate how scummy Medway is.

I live in Rochester, but its not as bad as chatham or strood xD

[essexmole]

95% true lol most of the girls do wear stuff like that and the guys are just as bad lol i lived in medway for 4 years and loved it especially taking the piss outta the way chavs speak lol now wat i mean lol

[siberia1917]

Had to come back and watch it again,

advise anybody how wants to see Medway in its full glory go to Preaches nightclub (The Zone) Gillingham on a Tuesday night's you'll see most of the inbreed Fucks there apart from the cool sexy guy at the bar and thats me! HA HA HA

[outsidein88]

heard this song before and it's a legend round medway!!! i'd love to meet the maker of it hehehe. and yeh its spot on lol

[04uns]

I first herd this song about 5 or 6 years ago. This songs more accurate as time goes by. ha ha ha ha

[BahamutChaos63]

The song is good, and describes most of the area to the T don't get me wrong.

But not all of us are chavs :]

[sweetbon1234]

lol i used to live in chatham for 13years and my good i cant belive i actully used to wear me scrunchys and me big ear rings and me big gold clown omg!!!! lol makes u think lol :D good work x

[MegzzBabeeX]

u make us sound like completre and utterr skanks .. haha

[siberia1917]

brilliant man but give us a break do one about a mega shithole skelmersdale lancs,still shell suits and perms!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[04uns]

Nah I wouldnt say that, well wouldnt say complete anyway . ;-)

[Niftee]

LOL i live in medway and thats spot on

( I'm not 1 of these though! )

[jimbob1811]

cool

[josephterrorist]

nice, well i think its cool anyway.keep it up.