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  • Wouldn't like to go to heaven or hell. Eternal fire and punishments gonna be painful for a couple of years, but it will just get boring. Having anything you want for eternity will also be great for a couple of years, but that'll get boring too. Reincarnation sounds the best, and is probably the least boring.

  • Douglas Adams is pure amazement.

  • Gro - si - si - mo!

    muy muy bueno! :)

  • love it !!

  • gr8... good find !

  • Science = Win

  • God does exist.

  • @Anonymouskmn No one is saying there's absolutely no god, we're just saying the Bible is nonsense :)

  • @megamarsvin Everything in the Bible isn't nonsense.

  • @Anonymouskmn Let me rephrase that, anything in the Bible that has to do with magic and miracles is nonsense. You could possibly take some good life lessons from it if you pick and choose the right parts :)

  • @Anonymouskmn Very doubtful.

  • @Anonymouskmn It appears that God does not.

  • @Anonymouskmn Sure and so does Santa

  • @zikfogg Santa is Satan

  • @Anonymouskmn You got that right and God`s a Dog.

  • ''a few generations" haha

  • SCIENCE RULES!!!!

  • @Thinkdeep420 Sounds like a football team lol

  • @spencerbenedict2nd Talk sense. If you can. Or did you copy/paste that to save yourself the trouble of THINKING? You religious twazzocks are pretty good at avoiding thinking, after all..

  • died in 2001... well one things for sure, he knows whether or not he was right haha! i hope he was... no body, and i mean NO BODY deserves to burn... no matter what you've done!

  • @ovechkin100 May I ask what exactly do you mean by this? I think I know but, I am very curious to hear what you have to say. Please respond.

  • @sstan1337 well he's dead. so he has learned whats going to happen when we die. plain and simple. i tend to be on the fence. each side with strong supporting points/facts to me. i dont know whats going to happen. but i must say, i dont see myself ever "loving" a god what would have me burn if i didnt. if it wernt for the scare of hell... i couldnt see any religious person EVER saying they loved jesus their savior. or god. it would be pointless. so yea. there you go

  • @ovechkin100 I'll go one step further and say that if it came down to it and there is a heaven or hell and I was given the choice I would choose hell over heaven simply because I could not imagine spending eternity in a paradise with a being who makes such an extreme and binary system of punishment and reward.

  • @cpu46 yea i hear ya... although i do not want to go to hell... at all... but i think we're in control of our consciousness when we die

  • @ovechkin100 You're not going to mate, even if there is an afterlife. To burn requires atoms, thus if there really is a soul it isn't made of atoms, thus burning it is impossible. So enjoy your life and don't worry about all the threats the religious people use.

  • @PastafariansWON as much as i knew that already, i never really THOUGHT of it... guess thats the way they get people. FEAR!

    thank you tho, your comment makes me feel better : )

  • @ovechkin100 Exactly. :)

  • does anyone know the music in background of the video?

  • @MrArpas123

    You don't get it. I couldn't scare you by saying there's a big butterfly that will punish you if you don't believe in him. You can't scare me by saying a fictional character will punish me.

  • Death. Something humans have had their own thoughts and believes for ages, even the times long ago when they were quite limited by both brain capacity and imagination. Even if this death sounds quite unoriginal in many ways, it still is the fate of all living humans, even for the ones as original and imagination filled people as Douglas Adams, even tho this all is relative, and forcing the reader to be any more fhilosophical like most are when this is mentioned, is inhumane.This too is relative.

  • Absurd. The early or any other world didn't fit men at all. The fact that the man created tools in the first place, proves that the world didn't fit the man and he was forced to make tools to 'improve' or change his world. When the man stops striving for better, then the world will fit the man. Sorry Douglas, I though of you higher than this.

  • @MrKoshak Thinking in absolutes is never productive. The early world was not, to use a wildly inappropriate simile, a Garden of Eden but it gave us all the opportunities and materials we could ask for as well as the motivation to use them. That's how we made it to where we are today. An absolute "perfect fit" would have stunted all progress, as you say.

    Although at this point I think the more important question is: does man still fit the world?

  • @MrArpas123 Are you insane? THAT IS RELIGION.

  • @MrArpas123

    why did God make me an atheist?

    and if you buy the wool can he make you one too?

  • @MrArpas123 Trying to scare atheists with religion is pointless

  • @MrArpas123 ..shut the fuck up. Go wait for God in a bunker you tit.

  • @MrArpas123

    How about 2 kings 2 23-25?

    That's inclination enough that you are one dumb, evil piece of crap for believing in something vile and retarded as the bible ;)

    Not good enough?

    There are thousands more. Google up skepticsannotated bible and feast your eyes, you dipshit.

  • @MrArpas123 The Bible is alive and kicking today because 1) Parents teach it to their children, and so on and so forth, and 2) People still need something to believe in; because people don't like the idea that they're not here for a reason. =3 Makes them feel small.

  • I would have loved to have seen Douglas Adams on the atheist circuit with Hitchens, Dawkins and Harris. His Satire would have been brutal to the religion.

  • Many answers to the meaning of life are to be found in the 42 chapters of ' The reason driven life' by Master of the Bibleverse Robert M Price. This package can uninstall viral ciphertext by giving the questions that show what ideas are not the answers. Your software may be upgraded from kb superstition systems by recognizing ancient text messages as superfiction. C2 author Victor J Stenger. Hitch a lift with these guides to a 21C Galaxy vision. May the force of their sceptical logic be with you

  • Theists conveniently ignore humanity's ability and penchant for imagination, and the centuries old practice of storytelling oral traditions which perpetuated all manner of mythologies. Oh no, they would protest . . . these stories all just sprang into existence via supernatural "inspiration". Really?  The blatant plagiarisms from one culture and time period to another are just mere coincidence? People couldn't POSSIBLY make any of this up?

    Imagination or magic, whichever is most probable.

  • @MrArpas123 Try debunkingchristianity.blogspot­. Try John W. Loftus, 'The Christian delusion', 'The end of Christianity', 'Why I became an atheist'. There is an interesting debate between orthodox and sceptical Bible scholarship. Atheists have similarities to Sadducees Acts 23v8- who say there is no resurrection, angels or demons but it is still important to act caring, ethically / reasonably. Try Dennis McKinsey's encyclopedia of Biblical errancy. The Bible myths have been bust for centuries

  • True genius. Articulately expressed.  Great humour. Ties in perfectly with existentialist psychology theory.

  • @MrArpas123

    I congratulate you sir, a true comedian indeed.

  • This guy is amazingly smart and funny. I think he has been created to by God to make us aware God is tired of us thinking there is a god. I'm joking. I just find it rather difficult, if not impossible, to disagree with mr adams.

  • LOVING the puddle analogy

  • Brilliant

  • I dont know.... I think he missed the point that early religion did not have a single god but multipule gods. It kinda puts a hole in his logic.

  • @epartida7 i disagree on that.. since people do things together and they seemed to have done that for quite a long periode of time it is logical that they would think of a group of huge, powerful higher beeings who made the world.

  • @Maddin667 Yes!, thats my point exactly. I think, and I might be wrong, but he presents early mans view god as one single god who created things with a purpose behind it; but as we all know primitive religion was centered around many gods not just one. So, in order for his arguement to hold up, early man had to have believed in a monotheistic god and not in several. What do you think?

  • @epartida7 i was just thinking of old religions and nature religions pop into my mind for example the great manitu or the juju... i guess they don't necessarily need to be polytheistic. But you are right many of them were!

    The important thing i think is that either way it does not harm the argument douglas adams is making. I think it's not important how many "designers" people have come up with the important part is why they came up with these thought constructs...

  • @Maddin667 hmm...I think your right when you look at that way. The outcome happens to be the same one way or another. I guess I just like to be picky!

  • @epartida7 which is not a bad thing to do ;) without being picky douglas would have never been able to make his points =P

  • @epartida7 Not necessarily. Even a polytheistic mythology has to start from one character. I'd imagine it's pretty unlikely that early man would go "Okay, let's invent polytheism! Now to think of some gods...". More likely it was a gradual thing of "Thing A is awesome, god A must have made it", "Thing B is awesome, god B must have made it", et.c.. Still the same kind of thinking. Also we can't be sure that the very first forms of theism were polytheistic, as recorded human history is limited.

  • This would be even better without the incredibly annoying soundtrack behind it!!

  • awfully long talk just to tell us you follow atheism

  • @Zareste Failing At Debate 101: if you can't counter-argue a point or misunderstood completely, beat up a strawman.

  • @monkeywage okay have fun with that

  • 17 people hate objective thinking.

  • oh douglas, you put a smile on my face

  • An eloquent and lucid man.

  • Thank you again Mr. Adams for putting things in perspective.

  • This is a good explanation of why religion came about and why it is such a stupid idea.

  • all I can say is... thumbs up for Hitchhiking

  • He EVEN lives in NEW YORK for heaven's sake!

  • omg that was sooo good :) loled hard

  • That was froody.

  • As much as I love this guy, it scares me that the things he says make sense to me. lmao

  • So long and thanks for all the fish, Douglas!

  • The background tune was frigging annoying.

  • To paraphrase George Bernard Shaw:

    Animals look at the world and adapt to fit it.

    Mankind looks at the world and adapts it to fit him.

  • If god lived on Earth, people would break his windows.

  • I am a scienceman. I have a hypothesis that this sort of video, based on its content of confidence in science rather than God, will have numerous comments debating religion and/or evolution.

    Read read read.

    Ok. I have gathered enough data to form a theory based on my observations. My theory: human behavior is depressingly predictable.

  • @spazfox

    Effectively, this helps a lot with being able to provide at a lower and much faster than contiguous concatenation, however is intrinsically the problem of differential delay where each that is created.

  • That was rather interesting; too bad it can be tested.

  • may i interject? is the bible not man's interpretation of the will and words of god? is it not true that man can never fully comprehend the size, appearance, nature or true will of god? is god not most likely beyond our comprehension? for all i know the bible could have been written by dolphins, god himself may be a dolphin(celestial dolphin that is) and we an undesired by-product of the dolphins creation. the universe can be a strange and unpredictable place, as could its creator, DON'T PANIC.

  • @ellandeire21 Yes but it was written by people so your idea crumbles. And why wouldn't we be able to comprehend the "size, appearance, nature, or true will of god"? If data is there, we can find it.

  • @ellandeire21

    Ah, so true - it is most difficult to understand the true nature of an imaginary being.

  • I wonder how that primitive man who had to fight for his life all time against this cruel and nasty world around him with only reason of existence is to kill all mankind.

    world is our enemy not our home.

    that must be something screwed with the mind of humans.

    to worship cruels nasty gods who do nothing valuable for you and say that this killer environment is fit for humans.

    That is just absurd.

  • @deltaxcd Just because it's a cruel system does not mean that it doesn't support us. Or any life for that matter.

  • @hectixx

    yes, world doesnt support us, We fight for our lives instead.

    If God existed we would be like Roman gladiators amusing God by killing each other for ability to survive.

  • @deltaxcd no... there are optimistic and pessimistic people in every age. Some people complain today how bad everything is while out way of life may be paradise for a medieval person.

    Likewise there have been optimistic primeval men who thought life is good.

    Also they can always blame the bad stuff on Satan, Hades or Loki...

  • @MrDezokokotar

    Life is not so great today either, unless you talk about parasitic nations that are sucking all resources from poor regions. Third world countries live far worse that they lived in medieval ages. In that time they had no need to deal with chemical contamination and western supported dictators.

    It does not matter if life is good or bad but the fact is that you are living in constant war against invaders, predators, parasites and fight each other for natural resources.

  • @deltaxcd Bullshit. On average, people live longer, healthier and richer lives than anytime in the past, including third world countries. Just look at some statistics, life expectancy is constantly rising in developing countries.

    To the second point - so what? There are always problems and hardships, people learn to accept that and see it as invevitable. Still they can have a feeling theyre created for a purpose and the world is for them even though its ridiculous.

  • @MrDezokokotar

    I do not need statistic about life expectancy this is dependent on medical service and politic.

    in general resources decrease and population and demands increase prices go up. if you compare what you were able to buy for same amount of work 100 years ago and now you will see big difference.

    Hardships come from the word without any human fault, it is like some evil god just throws random disasters on your head, while you need to work hard yourself to obtain everything else.

  • He's obviously wrong. I just know that when I post this, everyone who sees this comment will call me a nazi because of my opinion. Oh well...*click*

  • @spairpartsdealer That's absurd. Your opinion doesn't make you a Nazi. It makes you an idiot....I kid. I kid. Why not elaborate a little though. It is a very well-thought out argument that he presents. Tell us why he's obviously wrong, rather than simply stating the fact. There must be some logical reason you've come to this conclusion.

  • @Pantslessbob The only difference in my explanation is the Bible (In the average Christian's opinion, the Word of God). If I try using it as a reference, people who are atheists will usually shoot me down saying things like "Why would you reference a book that was 'written' by people who didn't exist," or "Miracles are alluded to look like what they are when they really aren't." So, there really is no point in debating about it.

  • @spairpartsdealer I'm a tad confused. Why say anything at all if you aren't interested in discussing or debating the point. (And for the record the bible was not written by people who didn't exist. The Torah was written by a number of different priests and prophets and then compiled together by at least two redactors, and the New Testament was written by others whose names often appear in the chapter titles and then edited by committee at the Council of Nicaea)

  • @spairpartsdealer Please, explain your opinion Mr. nazi.

  • lol, I never thought of water as; "delicious"

  • The jazz music was quite distracting.

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  • ... just... wow...

    Just what was going on in his brain?

  • @4yinyang Thoughts, hehe.

  • Where is this recording from, can I get it and more like this on CD?

  • @DontTouchMyVicodin Its from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy from UK TV - NOT the movie. You can get it online as a video or probably an audio book somewhere !

  • @SquireDonCristobal

    watch?v=ZMoi-nDd6cQ

  • @vonFiedler no what Douglas Adams is trying to get at when he says that man makes things is that man is 'adaptable'. The puddle is 'adaptable' because it is able to change it's shape to fit the hole that it is currently inhabiting.

  • All very logical, practical, but falters in the very end. The puddle doesn't make things. If man makes things and this leads him to think that the world is made, why does the puddle think the world is made for it? Now what does the puddle do? Nothing. It has no thoughts. Perhaps the puddle should be a nihilist.

  • Inspiring speech and kickass background music.

  • A true Genius!

  • @zivjax So... some atheists are right?

  • @joese5 :) "An atheist is God's way of looking at himself objectively." -- me

    Dave is wrong about the religion aspect. IMO (not humble) most religions in prehistoric time evolved as a way for people to live together peacefully.

  • @zivjax I agree with the your quote. Disagree with religion. Religion was the way the ruling class kept everyone else in line - Mandate of Heaven if you will.

  • @zivjax you sir are stereotyping quite a lot their! I wonder what you evidence is for most atheists' being wrong?

  • Fantastic! What a brilliant man.

  • RIP

  • ...of course it doesn't take long before the cave man realizes that this idea can be used quite effectively for reasons of politics and coercion.

  • First time I heard Douglas Adam, Good point of vue !

  • 15 moronic creationists!

  • Great!

  • Wow! This is genius. Douglas Adams was a remarkable writer, a profound philosopher, and the funniest MF in the universe. I think he took the ideas of Kurt Vonnegut, who he greatly admired, a step further.

    His views on religion almost make you want to say, "Why didn't I think of that?"

  • brilliant and entertaining

  • "Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it as well?"

    Douglas Adams.

  • A brilliant man.

  • This is an excerpt from The Salmon of Doubt, definitely worth picking up if you liked this.

  • Put so straight forward and simple...Religion 0 - Rational thinking 1

  • in memoriam

  • ... and then there's... the Bible... :-((((((

  • I loved this so much that I had to "Like" it (press the button) and share it on facebook, and after that I had to go on to thumb-up any nice comment about it.

  • like

  • You know, this is the best explanation for religion I've ever heard. Thank you so much for posting it! :-D

  • brilliant

  • So is it Simon Jones or Douglas Adams?

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  • A true genius, this man was.

  • You left us all far too soon, the world still has need for people like you!

  • what a hoopy frood!

  • he was so realistc in his theories, he is one of the masterminds of the 20th century

  • Well, you do need to consider the alternate theory: Rather than it being made for you, you were just programmed to feel pleasure by being there so that you would stay there instead of venture off somewhere where that program brings pain instead.

  • thanks so much for posting-Mr. Adams I hope you're still making people laugh wherever you are, we miss you man, and he's right, the dolphins are on to something!

  • I love Douglas Adams. Poor puddle.

  • I meant "atheist". Also, what book or article is this snippet read from?

  • Adams was an early athiest influence on me, back when I was still a Catholic. What I like is that his books were subtle enough about it that you could be a theist and still laugh and keep reading.

  • it is true, god a laughable notion

  • google Doe's Account, its mindblowing.

  • @Kingkalty

    It seemed a bit more of a sucking sensation when I googled

  • brilliant

  • A great man. RIP

  • I found this video inclredibly smart and thought provoking. Mr. Adams was a remarkably intelligent man, and I still believe in God.

  • Know what i didnt know he died.

    sad really the hitch hikers sereis was very funny well anyway this makes so much sence

  • If blind natural selection is responsible for humans, then why are there so many extraneous "things" which aren't required for mere survival and reproduction?

    Words cannot describe how wonderful humans are. It is absurd to contemplate that we are the result of the mere beed to survive and reproduce. It's not THAT hard.

    If there is no God, then WHY the universe? It's not eternal and could not have created itself.

    If there is no God, then your kid's cancer is hilarious! Yay! More food for me!

  • @ianmac2010

    evolution is based on random mutations in the dna as i'm sure you know. so what if there was a random mutation on one early man which didn't do him any good, but it didn't make his life harder either?

    the wonderfulness of humans depends on how you're looking at it: humans create wars, pollute the environment, extinct animal races. for humans it may not be that hard to survive, but that's because we are the smartest beings living on earth.

  • @cosinus02

    Humans are wonderful and awesome, and our abilities so exceed what is required to merely survive and reproduce that it's absurd to weigh the two.

    And if there is no God, then your concerns about war and pollution fall on deaf ears. They are merely the (temporary) product of chance. Your concerns were developed by a drive to dominate others and have sex, and these "morals" will evolve away eventually or disappear on our extinction.

    Nothing is "bad," and your concerns are quaint.

  • @ianmac2010

    and in addition to that, it's not only about surviving, but being able to have a easier life.

    now for the why, that's your only reliable argument it seems. scientists simply don't know about that. it's that bad they already start to make supernatural explanations themselves, for example that the universe IS eternal. nobody can prove such theories, but you can't prove yours either, so...

  • @cosinus

    ".. it's not only about surviving, but being able to have a easier life."

    Huh?

    "..nobody can prove such theories, but you can't prove yours either"

    When science discovered the universe had a beginning and was limited in size, it angered those who needed the infinity symbol in their calculations, to explain life. So they embraced metaphysics.

    Atheists scientists, it seems, are willing to extended science to include the metaphysical, just not metaphysical religion.

  • @ianmac2010 I never understood how the universe was limited in size. That's wrong, it can never be known if it's actually limited, you know? I mean maybe the planets, stars, galaxies and other heavenly bodies end and we just don't have strong enough to see past the void in space where a new set of galaxies and supergalaxies begin. And even if the heavenly bodies ended somewhere, wouldn't that infinite space after it still be part of the universe? (uni=one aka encompasses the all).

  • @thedexterbros

    Well according to scientific consensus, the universe is limited in size and age.

    What existed before? Nothing.

    What exists outside? Nothing.

    The universe is defined by matter, energy, time and the laws. So, there was no "before" the Big Bang, and as the universe expands, the nothing it's expanding into becomes part of the universe.

    "Fascinating, Captain" -Spock

  • @ianmac2010 So something comes from nothing?

  • @awesomewelles90 Energy, consisting of no volume or mass. Freely converts to matter in minute, nearly-undetectable amounts, producing less-detectable particles. No known cause itself, and not destroyed.

    However, ask how God made the universe...what existed before God made everything that exists?

  • @onijester56 Oh great, not this again. :-P

    Where did the universe come from? Some people say that a god made it. Where did that god come from? It always existed? So why not save a step, and say that the universe always existed?

  • @KaraRvn But the universe was sneezed out of the great green arkelsneezer :) Beware the coming of the hanky :)

  • @recyard12x i am prepared i got my towel

  • @thedexterbros Science deals with the "present form" of the universe. Presently science presents the hypothesis that the universe has always existed in one form or another. Maybe the last one had different "constants".

    The "age" has been calculated, and if it continually expands or contracts, it must have some finite size.

    Though you forget about empty space...and how literally "nothing" is outside the universe.

  • @onijester56 Thanks for googling what science is and only picking out the little details that runs smoothly with your faith.

    Anchoring bias, self-serving bias, confirmation bias...

  • @NakedCreep

    Science DOES FOR A FACT deal with the past only truly when explaining aspects of the present [how X formed, etc]. Likewise, science deals with the future only truly when predicting how/what things will happen [concentrations at equilibrium, X changed through Y into Z, etc]. No biases involved. Just observation.

    You assume I "[googled] what science is" AND "only [picked] out the little details..." despite me having neither googled (least of all for the comment) nor any faith.

  • @ianmac2010

    and about the cancer thing, i know you shouldn'd actually be rude about things like that and i have to admit i have never experienced a cancer death or similar of someone close to me yet, but that's just reality, death simply belongs to life, and religions were made for people who can't live with facing that. i really like the bible as a book full of symbolic inspiration, but actually believing that adam and eva really lived and did the things that are written is just ridiculous.

  • @cosinus

    Concerning cancer, I was making a point. If there is no God, then "morality" is no more than any other evolved trait in any species.

    We just share a quirky illusion that cancer in children is bad. Nothing is REALLY bad bad. And as I've pointed out, these morals will either be evolved away or else disappear when we go extinct. and all life on earth dies, and the sun explodes, and the universe winds down. WHICH IS NO BAD THING.

  • love it

  • While most of us mistake self awareness for intelligence, Adams was/is intelligent enough to be humorous.

    So precarious is the balance that allows life on this planet, one can only laugh at the hysterics created by debating superstitious mythology.

    Douglas Adams is brilliant!

  • People are stupid.