All of Ellis's Keith Stories

[VromNath]

Press 3 for "-eheh... Third degree burns on 95% of his body."

Now all Keith stories can end with third degree burns.

[SantaclauTheHunter]

didi i ever tell you bout my buddy keith and i filled balloons with our own.... I KNOW WHAT HE WAS GOING TO SAY piss

[bananadecosplit]

LOL " wait.. I geuss that was u guys. BOI I CANT W8 TO TELL MY BUDDY KEITH ABOUT THAT ONE"

[annabre2008]

Ellis+Adrenaline= funniest sound in the game

[jbwhite1990]

"One time, my buddy Ellis told my entire life story to a group of strangers he met while trying to escape the Zombie Apocalypse"

[indiansareAWSOME]

love the pic!

[666random4life]

wow he talks about keith like a teenage girl love sick over her first love XD

[Insertcoinstudios]

How the fuck is Keith still alive?

[ThyQueerOne]

Suck the heada means to cut the,head of crawfish and suck out the juices

[LuvzxNxKissez]

I must meet this Keith....

[Yakida01]

Keith is the best wingman and Ellis is the best redneck.

[icesk8ter100]

Jeeze, I feel bad for keith :P :D

[ChuckTrebloc]

Hey- did anyone else notice the crouching Hunter in the shadow to his right?

[godofwarrocksman]

do you know you are missing the one where he and kieth enters the tunnel of love, spit at the ceiling. Its before the passing

[InfiniteEndsThere]

he sounds like he's got ADD when there's nobody cutting him off :D

[77butterflygirl]

Did i ever tell u guys about the time when me and keith were in a burning bulidin ooo wait that was with u guys..... Can't wait to tell Keith that story. I Love That Story

[Van0Joy]

Poor Keith o.O

[Matsukowolf14]

who the hell is keith omg he's like indestructible is he like his imaginary friend

[AllieNatsuyaki]

Keith goes through a lot of shit o3o

[Allahanna1]

And it seems Keith was in God Mode when all this happened...

[Allahanna1]

I could listen to this all day. Too bad everyone cut him off.

[mrsmileyface543211]

why is everyone talking about a damn L4D3??? 2009- first L4D. 2010- Second L4D. 2011 is already almost over. You guys are too greedy...

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

I think Keith uses a Dead Ringer .

[nightrise73]

In L4D3 I think it should be all of Ellis' friends... And Zoey.

I remember once he talked about his friend Dave and Bobby (I think it was Bobby).

[TheCharlesis]

dude keith is chuck norris if he survived burnings and crashes and even bombs

[FireFlames56]

@TheCharlesis Kieth is probably Chuck Norris's son

[TheCharlesis]

@FireFlames56 maybe he should be on left 4 dead 3

[avatar4life100]

Ok. In l4d3 there must be an ex- CEDA agent a midnight rider a whore and keith. Then they come to a place where they must help ellis,nick and coach. Rochelle died ( like bill :/ ) ellis and keith are like omg omg kiddy land w00t lollol rolmfao

[S0up3y]

what happened to the sushi story??

[Jrto66]

in a graveyard

[Jrto66]

@RJHTommy he also got mugged

[Jaxxon10]

LEFT 4 DEAD 3 CHARACTERS SHOULD BE -

Keith Ellis Zoey And one of the midnight riders

[Osmodaful]

keith is like donald duck you know he try to do somting and he some how fails

[TheYMGamer]

the l4d3 characters should be keith zoey nick and one of the midnight riders

[JamesMovingTarget]

Keith is Indestructible ! :D

[pinksparkle24]

@JamesMovingTarget like francis

[bunnyluver2009]

THANK YOU

[TheDevastator1235]

Ellis really wants to kill keith

[SovietBlade]

... what if keith doesn't exist?

And Ellis is telling stories that happened to HIM.

Not saying he's crazy... just saying he's the kind of stupid it takes.

[dapoculos13]

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Ellis fought through 5 floors of zombies in a burning building?

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Ellis stole Jimmy Gibbs stock car?

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Ellis ran across a bridge while being bombed?

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Ellis had his life saved by the Midnight Riders music?

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Ellis told stories about Keith?

I ever tell you about the time I posted this comment?

[Crimsonshadowheart]

@BrooksWasHere100

Not funny



[ungasa33]

@Crimsonshadowheart I beg to differ; I'm still laughing my ass off.

[dynamiccandycanes]

my god he's indestrucdible!

[u7y8u7y8]

i find sound files played alone kinda creepy, ESPECIALLY the church guy, who scares me even in game

[Lighningbreaker]

To hell with Coach, replace him with Keith.

[darkniss793]

@Lighningbreaker no replace rochelle

[Lighningbreaker]

@darkniss793 Coach let a every special have their fun with me on that game XD. It got to the point to where Coach would just sit there.

[darkniss793]

@Lighningbreaker same with me but with rochelle

[MrWeegee123]

ellis: i love horses. francis: i hate horses. ellis: >:( ellis: have i ever told you bout the the time that me and keith... francis: i hate your keith stories.

[BNLmovies]

silly ellis



[kokopelli7272]

Where's the sushi story? :)

[Turdyfartysmell]

Keith should totally be in L4D3. And then he could be like "One time, my buddy Ellis and I..."

[STOPNSWOPguy]

Keith= The 2nd Chuck Norris

[demonster8]

@STOPNSWOPguy Scre second HE IS chuck norris

[Nat1v3gurl4ever]

lmao he keeps on goin on and on!

[HU4LandD9L4L]

L4D3 team

Coach

Ellis

Zoey

Rochelle

Francis

Keith

XD Ellis + Zoey= <3 Rochelle + Francis= <3

[xXmoditupXx]

@HU4LandD9L4L ZOmbie BILL

[d01hazel]

I ever tell ya about the time my buddy Keith and I were on the top of a burning building and we had to fight our way down like five floors of zombies-- wait a second, I guess that was you guys. Aw shit, man. I can't wait to tell Keith about that one.

[popliuythj]

I have news for everyone.

Keith?

Keith is The Director.

[meatloafswooshbear1]

The best Left 4 Dead 3 team:

-An ex-CEDA agent(taking Coach and Bill's spots as leader)

-A spoiled-rich mexican mobster(taking Nick and Francis's spots as outlaws who complain a lot. Also wouldn't get along well with CEDA agent)

-An annoying poppy girl who doesn't shut up(not the funny kind either, like Ellis. Takes Rochelle and Zoey's spots as female of the group)

-Keith(for reasons that should be obvious)

-Another idea i had: maybe an AI-controlled dog?

[Zecoatl]

@meatloafswooshbear1 Oh, what? Would there be zombie dogs running around, too?

[meatloafswooshbear1]

@Zecoatl that's not what I meant. I meant a dog that helps you kill zombies. (Wouldn't attack Tanks, though, probably just steer the Tank away from the Survivors. It would easily outrun the tank, so it's be great)

[gpenninha]

Can anyone see that Hunter in the background?

[IIIBennyLavaIII]

i have to say...ellis is probably my favorite redneck ever

[SaturnEternity]

I wonder if Keith survived all the zombies? .... He seems like the type of guy who would.

[TehManBEarPiG]

its only a flesh wound guys........

[Midnightninja123]

if there was a L4D3 Ellis, Keith and Dave should be in it :)

[TheYankeedon]

How is Keith even alive

[meatloafswooshbear1]

@TheYankeedon he's probably alive in the "Hello, everyone! I'm God!" sort of way.

[TheAwsomePrussia]

My Dad's name's Keith,i'm gonna have to ask him if he has a friend names Ellis....

[HollanderSSF]

Never played L4D/L4D2 so I don't know if its possible but It'd be awesome for Keith to be in L4D3 

[nenerok1397]

lol

[mantassxmantassx]

Did i ever tell you about the time me and my buddy Keith entered masturbation contest with charger?

[melvar105]

2:19 tf2 reference

[ikemydog]

@melvar105 really who is he refering to i thought it was a hunter since hunters dont have eyes

[melvar105]

@ikemydog when does hunter carry a knife?

[ikemydog]

@melvar105 it could vahe been mistaken for his finger?

[melvar105]

@ikemydog if ellis thinks that way then it's a hunter

[lolcatlordful]

Keith should be in L4D3 and talk about Ellis

[sneakyooo7]

@lolcatlordful I think that would benefit the world greatly

[TheMidnightEquinox]

@lolcatlordful Valve can't count to three.

[mckillero]

i want to be friends with keith it would be sooo funny

[Dissruptance]

Imaginary friend.

[dinoxyt]

Keith is Ellis boyfriend.. LOL jk but for real dudes, they should include Keith in L4D3 and Ellis

[Firehawk834]

Damn Keith has the worst of luck. How does he live through every day?

[JallaJay666]

Keith is the most interesting man in the world.

[stewieisthelord]

For a year, he yelled every time he opened his eyes.

[EvilSisterOfChicken]

keith is chuck norris

[iLiKEZombiesXkelseyX]

@EvilSisterOfChicken No. Keith is Chuck Norris's Godfather. :D

[ReachManA239]

Keith becomes an Infected.

"I ever tell you about the time I killed my buddy Keith?"

[hellodere1000]

2:18 The Spy!

[scotlandcow]

do you know what sucks the head means

[Ap0ca1yp53]

I honestly do not remember Ellis telling all of these stories. They really should have made him tell the whole story. They were so good!

[1938Plymouth]

My name is Keith and my freinds tell "my buddy Keith" stories all the time. Some are actually true....

"So this one time my buddy Keith bought this truck, right. And it didnt have no windsheild and shit so he was driving it in the snow bundled up like a ww2 bomber pilot, and wouldnt you know most ducks had flown south by that time but 'parrently this one didnt, anyway it flew up and hit'em in the face, so keith swerved all over the place right.."

"shut up ellis"

"K. but there were goats."

[IamLukeSilz92]

I ever tell 'ya 'bout the time my buddy Keith whored himself for a hamburger? Well he was down at a Mardi Gras festival, and he hadn't eaten for like three days.... Jizz stains over 90% of his body! The cops arrested him before he even got a chance to eat! ooh man..

[dayday554466]

@IamLukeSilz92 XD LOL NICE MAN!

[MrCodename4711]

@IamLukeSilz92 LOL

[mariotttttttt]

god damn it ! i wanna here the full story!

[KatamaridamacyBoyo]

This game is what made me happy to live in Louisiana. I jizzed my pants when I played the French quarter level. I live in Slidell which is right next to new Orleans . :)

[PsuedoNam]

Scouts name is Keith.

[irishtrash15]

@RJHTommy don't forget stabbed by a ghost

[pyrokid27015]

@acesthepro

You have about 3 minutes to live, spend it wisely...

[AcesThePro]

Keith is the equivalent of Chuck Norris

[daddys1angle]

i want to meet keith *whispers* immortal!!!

[DarkpokemonX]

It's a wonder how Keith isn't dead after all this. It's funny.

[WhiteWolfxBlackWolf]

Only Ellis and God know the rest of the stories.

[halloweenfan92]

@WhiteWolfxBlackWolf and keith

[WhiteWolfxBlackWolf]

@halloweenfan92 Painfully true.

[nenerok1397]

poor keith in the tunnel of love but i noe it must have been funny as hell

[megamormonman]

Ellis: I ever tell you 'bout the time me and my buddy keith-

Nick: Ellis, if we ever find Keith, I'm gonna kill him.

Ellis: Too late, he left with the first group of choppers!

[kelseasc413]

God, his voice actor must've enjoyed the HELL out of himself!

[BlakkH34RT]

Haha!.... Ellis and Keith need their own show. XD!!!!!!!!!

[crazy122341]

1. Suck the Head (verb)

When you suck the juice out of a a shrimp or crawfishs cranial area.

[Merc261]

@crazy122341 Oh, I was wondering that, actually.

[crazy122341]

@Merc261 Learned for my time in New Orleans...

[Merc261]

@crazy122341 Nice, I wanna head up there sometime.

[psycho642]

damn Is Keith, Chuck Norris in disguise or something

[chenalos]

With his luck, Kieth was probably patient zero.

[MewMewMewtu]

In soviet Russia, Keith tell storys about ellis

[MewMewMewtu]

Keith survived ALL of this shit! He CAN'T be a zombie!

So i think ellis told me, that keith get escaped by the first heilicopter...

Hmm maybe keith isn't real^^

[spawn1390]

My favorite part was when Ellis talked about Keith...

[MusicoRoxo]

How the hell is Keith Alive?!

[ILIKEFUZZ]

And a goat....

[millibangykunt]

Do you know suck the heads mean i came down here with keith onces be didnt know and it aint nothing bad it about eating

[Harisdoubled]

we shall call him the...

*puts on sunglasses*

machinegun-mouth guy

:D

[cadamy4]

Anyone else find that accent adorable :P

And how is Keith even alive!?! Really how?

[gingerlei97]

He's a "Talk-a-lot."

[Yazora]

OMG turn on the captions!!! XD

[millibangykunt]

i see a hunter look in the shadow and you will see him

[millibangykunt]

o see a hunter behind ellis look in the shade you will see him

[TiteProducts]

@millibangykunt see it =D

[seelkadoom9000]

Man I love malls.I do.Once I was in this mall in Atlanta and these guys were like dancin from money and stuff and my friend Dave and I was all like...JIMMEH GIBBS JR IS THE MANE

[Exccentrous1]

Keith Mode

500 HP

Can shake off Special Infected

May randomly incur 3rd degree burns over 90% of your body

[mariokidd319]

Ellis should be a comedian.

This is hilarious.

[Metroidguy94]

If Keith can survive 2 sets of 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body, in addition to all the other injuries that Keith has, imagine how he'll do against zombies?

...Man, these stories sound like they'd be funny to watch. xD

[SirixRemyxLover]

Keith: The invincible Man...

[Van12321]

@SirixRemyxLover incredible how you can... SEE RIGHT THOUGH HIM!

scatman any1?

[evilr32]

@SirixRemyxLover i think francis was keith before we all met him :P

[psychomantis108]

there is a possibility that keith is dead!

cause there's some graphite in the lighthouse in the last stand that says

"My name is Keith Marshall

And I'm going to die here," first BILL NOW KEITH! D:

(oh and I know that keith is a common name it isn't definitely him)

[PainInTheAssKid97]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS WHILE ELLIS IS TALKING

[britfaggirl]

is Keith like immortal or something XD

[GWbodycount]

When i heared the graveyard story for the first time, the first thing i said: Spy around here!

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

I cried laughing. Over 90% of my body is soaked in tears.

[EikC]

Ellis says Keith has no wood, but we all know that's a lie, because if he didn't, Ellis wouldn't be talking about him 24/7.

[josh67220]

....you know what would be funny as hell....if they meet keith in the game...and he WASN'T a zombie...yeah....creepy

[Kanubios]

Keith gots a lot of wounds on 90% of his body.

[66Metallicaman66]

2:18 Apparently, that ghost was a SPY!

[wassupdam]

poor keith

[smrterthenu]

if the laws of nature would allow it i would bear Keith's children

[Marshmallowgun]

Keith is probably a indestructible zombie by now....

[qwertyuiopasdfgh1111]

can some 1 tell me the exact file names for the story files becase i was looking for about 20 minutes and couln't find them.

[ragearmthesangheili]

hey one time my buddy keith lived in a graveyard for a whole year

[spinkick21]

What did Keith have to do to get out of the paved manhole?

WHAT DID HE DO VALVE?!

My life will never be complete now.

[TheJedimanman123]

@spinkick21 he is magic it is that simple

[shinyaron]

wow, kieth is my new idol.

[MrNoosance]

HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE??!?!?!??!?!?!?

[krazykidd601]

@Asdz645 omfg i KNOW RIGHT WHEN ever they tell me to shut up when i am ellis i kill them

[imsokvlt]

What the fuck... I need a friend like KIETH!

[dmarley1996]

mowerblade wounds/ never heard of dat b4

[Lego4Dead1]

I want to see Kieth in L4D3.

[ensvensktiger98]

@Lego4Dead1 Yeah that would be cool xD

[greendayrox489]

I ever tell you 'bout the time my buddy Kieth and me...

[TartsThatRule]

Who's DAVE?!?!

[Madelonetj]

@TartsThatRule That's the German version of Keith...

[Gameboykd]

keith: ellis before i leave, tell the people the many things you and i did.

Eliis: *sniff* I SURE WILL KEITH!!

[Tkscz]

THUMBS UP BECAUSE KEITH IS IMMORTAL

[tHEpONK8]

lol keith had no wood lol

[justpostin123]

ELLIS'S STORIES SHUD BE MADE INTO A BOOK!

[KimiTrixify]

Is it just me, but could Ellis be the major sober version of Bubba J from Jeff Dunham? xD